Chapter 66: My husband, Tian Ruan, said with great emotion: "Husband~"...

It is inevitable that only apples will grow on an apple tree, not stones.

In stand-alone RPG games, only safe green light treasure chests will be opened, rather than red light treasure chests that represent traps. This is an inevitable choice.

All roads lead to Rome. These two examples illustrate the nature of many things in this world, whose endings are determined from the beginning of their existence. This is the result of calculation and design.

But no matter which road you take, the scenery along the way changes with the seasons and it is impossible for it to remain unchanged. This is the variable, or the bug.

Tian Ruan's life is a variable in this world. Because of a small accident, he has a small deviation from this world.

This deviation was corrected twenty years later, and he survived in the tug of war between the world's will and the author's will. At present, it seems that the will of the world has prevailed, and he will be placed in a more suitable position without affecting the main line.

From this point of view, Du Henbie's early appearance is also the result of the influence of the world's will.

Tian Ruan paddled the boat, his brain cells burning out: "Am I favored by the will of the world?"

The boat circled in the middle of the water. Yu Jingmo held his hand to control the oars. "You shout. If you are favored, the sky should change."

Tian Ruan was half-believing and half-doubting. He looked up at the sky and shouted loudly: "World Will! Have I become an important supporting role——?!"

Three seconds, five seconds, ten seconds, and one minute passed after the words were spoken. The sea was calm and the sunset was peaceful. Only a crow flew by, cawing as if in mockery.

Tian Ruan: “…”

Yu Jingmo suppressed his laughter and rowed: "It's okay, you won't become cannon fodder, I will protect you."

The boat sailed around the lake and returned to the dock. Yu Jingmo stepped on it with his long legs and reached out to Tian Ruan. Tian Ruan supported him and also stepped up. Yu Jingmo subconsciously put his arm around his waist.

Tian Ruan got closer to Yu Jingmo and suddenly felt that the relationship between him and Yu Jingmo had deteriorated. Originally, he was confused and thought of Yu Jingmo as a boss, a big brother, or even an elder and teacher rather than a husband.

Even though they had touched each other and slept in the same bed, he still couldn't consider Yu Jingmo as a close marriage partner.

Now, Tian Ruan told Yu Jingmo his biggest secret. Yu Jingmo did not think that he was crazy and talking nonsense, but instead gave him earnest advice. Try your best to use scientific logic and the essence of how this world works to help him see the bright moon through the clouds.

Tian Ruan was sure that he was feeling a little moved.

He also likes Yu Jingmo.

Why use "也"? With Yu Jingmo's obsession with cleanliness, if he doesn't like someone, he won't touch them at all.

Tian Ruan thought shyly that Yu Jingmo even used his hands to milk him...

"Why are you blushing?" Yu Jingmo asked.

Tian Ruan: "...I realized the true meaning of life."

"What truth?"

"Just be alive."

Yu Jingmo laughed and took his hand as they walked out of the park. "That makes sense."

When we returned to the manor, the crescent moon was already hanging in the sky. The housekeeper greeted us as usual and flattered us: "Today's gentleman and lady are both talented and beautiful, a perfect match, and they are in perfect harmony."

What the butler didn't expect was that Yu Jingmo, who usually just ignored his flattery, actually stopped tonight and stared at him with a pair of dark and cold eyes.

The butler kept smiling: "Tonight's menu is..."

"It's indeed an NPC." Yu Jingmo said this and walked into the main house with Tian Ruan in a good mood.

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Aunt Liu said enthusiastically, "I heard that Madam ate five or six spring rolls stuffed with shepherd's purse and meat at Du's house last night? I made some today too, Madam, come and try them."

Tian Ruan: "...Who told you?"

Aunt Liu said sourly: "Today I went to the market to buy fish and met the chef from the Du family. He was showing off to me, who doesn't know how to make spring rolls?"

"You still go to the market? Don't refrigerated trucks deliver food to you every day?"

"Fish soup tastes best when fish is freshly caught from the market, as fish sent by others are not as good as those sent by others."

"I see." Tian Ruan washed his hands and sat at the dining table, and the servant served the food. He wanted to finish eating quickly and do his homework, so he praised every dish. Aunt Liu listened quietly and her face was about to break with laughter - the lady really liked the food she cooked.

After confirming that Liu Ma had left, Tian Ruan let out a tired breath.

Yu Shang said in a bland tone: "This is the first time I see a master flattering a servant."

Tian Ruan: "Yes, you are noble, so there will never be a heart-shaped omelette in your lunch box."

“…I don’t care.”

"When you take charge of the company in the future, you won't care whether others can bring you benefits?"

“These are two different things.”

"Mr. Yu, what do you think?"

Yu Jingmo: "Don't talk while eating. No bickering while eating."

“…”

With the final word, the two troublesome people became obedient.

The next morning, there was indeed a heart-shaped fried egg in the lunch box that Liu Ma gave to Tian Ruan. She still felt it was not enough, so she put a lot of cute cat stickers on the lunch box and sewed a pink and green floral dress for it.

Tian Ruan: “…”

Tian Ruan took the lunch box filled with love and said, "Thank you, Aunt Liu. Today's lunch box is also very nice."

"Not only does it look good, it tastes good too." Aunt Liu is full of confidence that she will never be outdone by other chefs.

When Yu Jingmo went out, he saw this fancy lunch box, which was placed in a lunch cooler bag with lace sewn on it. "So you like this style."

Tian Ruan was afraid of being misunderstood, "It was Aunt Liu who did it, not me."

In comparison, Yu Shangti’s lunch bag is too plain, and its black and gray color can easily be mistaken for a garbage bag.

This garbage bag... no, a lunch bag, was actually thrown away as garbage by the Student Union Logistics Department on this day.

Yu Shang couldn't find his lunch box anywhere, "..."

In order to catch the lunch box thief, he checked the student union's surveillance camera and found out that after the lunch box was thrown away, he went to look for it in the trash can, but it had already been taken away by a garbage truck and might have ended up at the landfill.

At lunch time, Yu Shang appeared in the restaurant empty-handed.

Lu Qiuyan, who was waiting for Yu Shang to feed him, looked at Tian Ruan undressing the lunch box with boredom, "Has your lunch box become a spirit?"

Tian Ruan: "I'm not afraid that the lunch box will get cold. Try it. It's not cold yet. It's just right for you. Have an omelette."

Lu Qiuyan saw Yu Shang while holding an omelette in his mouth. His hungry eyes scanned Yu Shang's body like a radar, but he found no trace of the lunch box. He glanced at the window where people were waiting to get food and was silent for a while. "Did you eat all the lunch boxes?"

Yu Shang calmly sat down and said, "The Student Union's logistics department threw it away as trash."

“…”

Tian Ruan looked at his exquisite lunch box and asked, "How about we eat together?"

Yu Shang glanced at the window where people were getting food. "Why are there so many people from other schools?"

Lu Qiuyan said speechlessly: "The four-school basketball league will be held at Deyin this afternoon, and they came to rehearse in advance. Of course, there are also many students from other schools who sneak in because lunch is free."

In order to wait for Yu Shang's lunch box, Lu Qiuyan missed the free lunch. As if to verify his words, "Sold Out" signs were hung on the windows one after another.

Yu Shang: “…”

Now there is really no food to eat.

Tian Ruan lamented: "It is sad and lamentable that a dignified Deyin Student Union President has fallen to such a state."

Yu Shang was unmoved and invited Lu Qiuyan: "Let's go out for dinner."

Lu Qiuyan didn't want to go hungry, so this was the only way.

Tian Ruan waved her hand and said, "Happy date."

"...What date? You're asking for a fight." Lu Qiuyan clenched his fist to scare him.

Tian Ruan was smiling foolishly, but his hand was not paying attention, and tragedy happened - his lunch box fell to the ground with a thud.

Three people, six eyes looking at the bento.

Tian Ruan's smile froze instantly. He bent down and picked up the lunch box with trepidation. Well, only the lunch box was left, and the food was stuck intact on the tile, like a bug.

“…”

Lu Qiuyan sympathized: "Why don't you go out to eat with us."

Tian Ruan didn't want to be a light bulb, but he had no food to eat. This was the legendary "excessive joy leads to sorrow".

The restaurant cleaner quickly swept the delicious meal into the trash can. Tian Ruan followed Lu Qiuyan and Yu Shang listlessly: "...The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I am about to eat, but the meal is leaving me."

Compared to Yu Shang’s meal being thrown into the trash can, Tian Ruan’s situation seems even more miserable—isn’t it true that Cricket shouldn’t be the protagonist?

As they walked out of the campus, a short-haired girl followed them stealthily, writing in a small notebook: The scholar said that the furthest distance in the world is...

"Ah!" The girl got into the car with an intoxicated look on her face, shocking her driver, "Talent is a natural poet, the literature club is saved!"

Driver: "Miss, which talented person is this?"

The girl swore: "I promise this time it's a real talent."

The most upscale restaurant on Maple Leaf Street is only Michelin-rated. Tian Ruan ordered fancy-named dishes such as beef short ribs, fried milk, and abalone.

While waiting for the meal to be served, Tian Ruan took a photo of the table out of boredom and sent it to Yu Jingmo: Come out for dinner.

Yu Jingmo: The lunch box isn’t enough?

Tian Ruan: My lunch box fell to the ground/crying

Yu Jingmo: My condolences.

Tian Ruan: Yu Shang’s lunch box was thrown away, so we came out to eat together.

Yu Jingmo: Your meal is really full of troubles.

Tian Ruan: Is this also the will of the world?

Yu Jingmo: Because you said bad things about Yu Shang last night?

Tian Ruan: It’s possible.

Yu Jingmo: So Yu Shang is the protagonist of this world. Who is the other protagonist?

Tian Ruan: ...

Yu Jingmo: Is it Lu Qiuyan?

Tian Ruan: Please leave me a pair of underwear.

Yu Jingmo: Call me husband, using voice. Otherwise I will break up the couple.

Tian Ruan: ...

If Yu Jingmo interferes with the main storyline of the protagonist, it will be really over.

Tian Ruan pretended to be in a hurry to pee: "Lu Qiuyan, I'm going to the bathroom."

Lu Qiuyan: “Oh.”

Tian Ruan: "Don't follow me."

Lu Qiuyan: "...Why should I go to the bathroom with you? I'm not a pervert, go away."

Tian Ruan ran to the bathroom quickly.

The bathroom in a high-end restaurant is different. Not only is it empty, but it also smells of roses. Tian Ruan ran water to wash his hands, then dried them and picked up the phone reverently.

He cleared his throat and practiced: "Le Yi Ao..."

"With pleasure... Mr. Ou."

"Oh my god..."

"husband?"

After practicing three times, he pressed the voice button and said, "Honey? Is it OK?"

Yu Jingmo also sent a voice message: "No."

Tian Ruan: "Husband, husband, husband."

Yu Jingmo: "It's almost the same now."

Tian Ruan said with great emotion: "Husband~"

Yu Jingmo: "Very good, good boy."

Tian Ruan blushed in front of the phone, pursed his lips and smiled, and repeatedly played the voice message of Yu Jingmo praising him, "Hehehe..."

The cubicle door in the corner opened and a tall and handsome boy walked out. He went to the sink to wash his hands with an expressionless face.

Tian Ruan: "...Hai Chao?"

Hai Chao: “Haha.”

“…………”