This was the most socialist birthday Harry had had in the last five years.

Mr. Lu was able to suppress the unhealthy tendencies. A few crazy people were tempted by the beauty and their attempts were rejected even at the risk of dislocating their jaws.

Even an iron cage cannot hold these chickens made of water.

But fortunately, Ms. Lu is an iron wall.

At ten o'clock in the evening, everyone dispersed and went home. Chen Nianqing and Lu Wan were going the same way, so they took the same subway line.

The city center is still bustling late at night, with crowds of people at the subway entrances and exits, and young men and women dressed up neatly everywhere you look.

Lu Wan and Chen Nianqing walking side by side were so eye-catching that their attention increased dramatically and the rate of people turning back to look at them was off the charts.

The young man and woman couldn't help but be shocked. What kind of a couple with such amazing looks are they?

Beauties with short hair are really cool and majestic, with such long legs... No wonder she can find a handsome boyfriend! Of course girls also like to look at beautiful women!

This is so stylish, not just beautiful.

The passers-by's eyes switched back and forth between the two faces, and for a moment they didn't know who to envy first. Several girls touched their hair... and suddenly wanted to cut their hair short like the beautiful girl.

Before the two of them got on the elevator, Chen Nianqing took off his shirt, wrapped it around Lu Wan's legs, and gently tied a knot around her waist.

The elevator is too long and has a steep slope, so pedestrians walking up from below may, whether intentionally or unintentionally, see under the skirts of girls getting off the elevator.

When the other party extended his hand, Lu Wan was stunned for a moment, then came to his senses and said, "Ah, thank you."

It may be that the girl does not have enough time, she is too rough and is not as attentive as the other party.

Although Chen is a very straight guy, he is quite gentlemanly. No wonder many girls like him.

Chen Nianqing: "The air conditioning is strong on the subway. Your legs are bare. You can return them to me when you get off the train."

"Okay."

There were fewer people in the carriage at this time, and the two of them sat side by side.

Lu Wan lowered his head and replied to the message.

Lu Buyu asked her why she hadn't gone home at this time, where she had been and who she had been with.

If you accidentally encounter a robber, those criminals will be very dangerous, okay?

I will be bullied by you until I cry.

Lu Wan sneered. This guy couldn't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth. She lowered her head and typed: Mind your own business. It's none of your business.

Lu Buyu immediately responded with a row of bomb-like emoticons.

Chen Nianqing looked up and saw the reflections of two people in the window opposite.

He moved closer to Lu Wan and took out his cell phone.

"Lu Wan." The boy called the other's name.

The moment the girl next to him looked up, Chen Nianqing pressed the shutter, freezing the picture at that second.

Lu Wan was a little confused: "Are you taking pictures?"

Chen Nianqing put his hands down and showed the other party the photo.

Lu Wan turned his head to admire. The two people's faces reflected in the window seemed to be covered with a thin layer of light, which was quite beautiful.

"You have much better skills than me. Send me this photo via WeChat. I want it too."

Judging from the photos, I don’t look like a crossdresser at all.

Chen Nianqing couldn't help but smile, "Okay, I'll send it to you."

After posting the photo, he adjusted the brightness of the photo and set it as the screensaver.

——

When Lu Wan returned home, he saw the guy standing at the door acting as a door god.

Lu Buyu put his hands on his hips and said, "It's eleven o'clock. Don't you know that our house has a curfew?"

"Oh, I didn't know that before. You often come home after 12 o'clock."

"I'm an adult, and you're a high school student." Lu Buyu, who had been an adult for five years, raised his eyebrows and looked at the other person: "Cool guy, why are you dressed so feminine today?"

Lu Wan picked up the apple on the dining table, threw it into the air and caught it again.

"Try to say one more word."

“…”

He sensed danger in the plain words, and for his own safety, Lu Buyu temporarily turned off the microphone.

Watching the other person's back disappear around the corner, Lu Buyu withdrew his gaze.

What kind of attitude is this? !

Lu Buyu knew where Lu Wan had gone. Harry posted birthday photos on his Moments, and Lu Wan was in several of them.

Lu Buyu was stunned when he saw Lu Wan wearing a skirt in the photo.

Why do you need to change clothes when you go out?

Isn’t Lu Wan’s skirt a bit too short? After all, several guys in the photo were looking at Lu Wan’s legs?

This is a bit too much.

Does Lu Wan have any awareness of being a girl? Does she know that few men are good? Did you know that bad women are everywhere?

This is too unguarded!

Originally Lu Buyu didn't want to get involved, but Mr. Zhao was on a business trip and Professor Lu was also going to Beijing this afternoon to attend an academic conference.

Even the maid said that her daughter was getting married and she had asked for four days off.

There is no one at home, so he is the pillar of the family. He has a heavy responsibility and must look after Lu Wan.

What if that guy does something wrong?

Lu Buyu went to complain to his agent Xiao Zhang that he had paid too much for this family.

Xiao Zhang was confused. Wasn't it you, the boss, who said that your sister was like a study pervert who read books all day long?

It turns out that the other party is out today, do you still have something to say?

Oh, Xiao Zhang understood, the boss wanted to show his presence.

Lu Wan is definitely not a naughty child, and it is obvious whether you are a naughty parent.

Xiao Zhang's attitude was perfunctory, so Lu Buyu found Harry to chat again.

Harry was willing to talk to the other person and chat enthusiastically.

It was his birthday today and he was very deliberate not to invite Su Rao and Xu Yao. After all, he was a green tea diao and of course he would monopolize Mr. Lu if he had the chance.

Xu Yao is very beautiful but stupid, Lu Buyu is 100% beautiful and arrogant.

But Harry can tolerate it because he is a die-hard fan of looks.

Lu Buyu’s talent lies in his appearance, which just hits him.

——

Lu Buyu got up the next morning and thought that since there was no one else at home today, he would be responsible for making breakfast.

The eldest brother is like a father!

At 7:30 in the morning, Lu Wan looked at the... dumplings on the plate?

Well, judging from the color and shape, it does look a bit like dumplings.

Lu Wan looked up at the other person, thought for a moment and said, "Do you hate me so much that you're eager to poison me?"

Lu Buyu: "Don't talk nonsense. These are dumplings made by Aunt Wang. I even looked up how to cook them online. Please be more respectful when you speak."

He was a young nobleman who knew nothing about grains and had never cooked before, and this was his first time cooking.

After Lu Buyu finished speaking, he ate one himself to prove that it was not poisonous.

...Although it's hard to swallow, it doesn't matter. Celebrities are supposed to eat hard-to-swallow food to avoid increasing their appetite and becoming fat.

Lu Wan: "Okay."

Just half an hour after the two of them finished breakfast, Lu Buyu's face looked strange and he hurried to the bathroom.

He felt stomach discomfort, but Lu Wan had an iron stomach and didn't react much.

Lu Wan shrugged, looked at Lu Buyu and asked, "Didn't you check how to cook dumplings? What's going on?"

Can cooking dumplings turn into a mess?

Lu Buyu: "Yes, food bloggers suggest that dumplings should be cooked in cold water, which is more nutritious."

Lu Wan: “…”

The beauty blogger promoted that lipstick can be used as eye shadow and blush. She tried it on Lu Buyu and it was terrible.

The food blogger successfully let Lu Buyu get a little trick to induce diarrhea to trick himself.

But maybe it's their own problem?

Lu Wan held his forehead and said, "I'll do it at noon."

"How can this be done? Let me do it." Lu Buyu straightened his chest and said, "I can find another food blogger to learn from. Is that okay?"

Lu Wan: “…”

Is your goal next time to put yourself in the hospital?

Lu Wan sighed and said helplessly, "It's okay for you to cut it into thin slices. You can put the cut food into the hot pot base and cook it. Vegetables and meat are fine. If you want to eat something sweet, cut the vegetables and meat into pieces and throw them into the pot to cook. Finally, pour out the water and throw in some curry and stir-fry for a while."

Lu Buyu: “…”

It sounds simple enough, and he should be able to do it.

Lu Wan: "Well, you can actually order takeout."

Lu Buyu: "Of course you can, but takeout is not nutritious."

Lu Wan: "But, even if it has no nutrition, at least it won't kill you."

I have a bad feeling that this guy not only does biochemical experiments in the kitchen, but also does explosions.

Does he want to cook a meal and blow up the whole house at the same time?

——

Victoria Song said yesterday that she wanted to learn from Lu Wan how to remove her chin.

The other girls were also eager to try.

She wasn't just saying this casually. It happened to be summer vacation now, so it was better to do it today than to choose another day. After asking Lu Wan and seeing if she was free at home today, Victoria Song brought her sisters here.

When the boys found out that the girls were going to learn how to remove their chins… they all looked horrified.

Do girls want to go to heaven now? I felt an inexplicable pain in my jaw.

But after they calmed down a few hours later...they felt that society was dangerous and boys were not necessarily safe.

They also need to learn this skill, so... they came here too.

Then the question arises again. Every time a classmate comes, Lu Buyu happens to be at home.

What an unfortunate coincidence.

Lu Wan was flexible and coaxed Lu Buyu to take the initiative to avoid him, saying, "Brother, you have to stay away. It's best to stay in your room and don't come out. If you appear in front of my classmates, you still have to cover your face."

It is not appropriate to make the relationship between the two people public now, although it is not something that particularly needs to be kept secret.

High school students’ lives are very routine, so they can easily be blocked by Lu Buyu’s fans.

Although Lu Wan was not afraid, it would really save a lot of trouble if he could avoid it in advance.

Lu Buyu is so popular that ever since he came to the school to record a variety show last time, the gate of Shangde Middle School has become a check-in spot for many fans.

There were still a lot of people coming until the end of the semester.

Many fans even waited until Lu Wan came out and rushed over to take photos...

I can still vividly remember the last time I was suddenly recognized and chased for several blocks by a large group of people.

The situation will be much better when you go to college, because it will be difficult to be stuck if you don't have a revolving door life.

Lu Buyu: "I won't, I won't. There's nothing I can't see."

Lu Wan: "Just think of it as you helping me. When I finish the college entrance examination, I will announce to the whole world that you are my good brother."

"I know your classmate, I want to say hello, I want to! You even asked me to share your power bank yesterday."

Lu Wan kept smiling: "What are you talking about? You must have heard it wrong, brother. I think you are so handsome, so handsome."

This guy is really... Never mind, just bear with it.

Lu Wan said nice things for a long time, and Lu Buyu's attitude finally softened a little.

He snorted coldly: "Forget it, you are really troublesome."

Although he seemed impatient, Lu Buyu was actually looking forward to it. After all, there was an actor’s sister in the same crew, and she was so cute!

Maybe this time I can have a sweet sister who puts her brother first? !

If Harry were here, he would definitely say that Mr. Lu, you are not trying to coax your brother, but are almost trying to trick your silly son.

———

At two o'clock in the afternoon, more than a dozen classmates came to visit my house.

Almost all the Shande students who participated in Harry's birthday celebration yesterday have arrived today.

After briefly greeting the visiting students, Lu Wan began teaching.

Tang Tang was pushed out to serve as a nude model. After Lu Wan held his chin, he nervously reminded: "Boss Lu, please be gentle! Don't really take my chin off!"

My heart is beating so fast! This damn sweet burden!

Lu Wan: "No, I know what's going on."

"There are many ways to dislocate the jaw. I'll just mention two. If you're strong enough, you can hit the opponent's left ear. This will dislocate the jaw. It's a bit violent but effective. However, most girls don't have that much strength."

"Or the second method is to hold the opponent's chin. As long as the force is applied in the right place, the chin can be removed. Usually, it is the concave part of the jawbone. First push it towards yourself, and then twist it outward quickly and forcefully. Well, this will work. I used this method yesterday. This is a relatively elegant way."

A group of students watched the lecture very carefully, trying hard to remember the knowledge points taught by Teacher Lu Wan.

Teacher Lu thought for a moment and encouraged the students: "In fact, the lower limb strength of girls and boys is similar. The big difference in physical strength is because boys have more powerful upper limbs. So girls can do more upper limb core training in daily life, so that... they can be more comfortable with chin removal."

She just had very strong hands and was often blamed when she played basketball in junior high school.

Victoria Song: "Okay, I'm going to try it now!"

"I want one too!"

"I feel like I can do it, and I want it too."

Seven or eight girls lined up to touch the chin of today's nude model.

Tang Tang felt that this was one of the highlights of his life. He had never been so popular among girls.

Are you touched? He didn't dare to move at all. He was trembling with fear like a quail.

After Lu Wan finished teaching how to remove the chin, when someone asked, she also demonstrated how to remove the shoulder, elbow, and wrist...

The methods are actually similar. As long as your upper limbs are strong enough and you find the right position, you can do it.

She learned all these from the masseur downstairs, and she only learned how to remove them, but she didn't know how to put them back.

Teacher Lu warned: "You must be careful, because this is definitely not a serious injury, but it will be very painful and painful."

The students who were watching nodded and kept saying "hmm" in response to show their understanding.

It’s okay for it to hurt! It's right to be painful!

Lu Buyu couldn't sit still anymore and walked down wearing a helmet.

He wanted to hear what Lu Wan and his classmates had to say.

This guy barely looked like a human being today, he was in a good mood.

A younger sister should respect her older brother and put him first.

Song Qianqian noticed the man coming over and asked in surprise: "Mr. Lu, isn't this the gardener from last time? Is his face still allergic?"

It's been a month.

Lu Wan: "Yes, we need to avoid sunlight until the end of summer."

Victoria Song looked at the green plants that had been cut to look like they were chewed by dogs and said in shock: "His gardening style... is very unique."

It was really confusing. Last time she had suspected that the other party was a wanted criminal, but that criminal had been caught and this guy had been cleared of suspicion.

but……

Alas, maybe Mr. Lu felt sorry for the gardener because he was always suffering from allergies, so he didn't replace him.

Song Qianqian stared at the man, she still felt familiar with him, as if she had seen him somewhere, and often.

Lu Buyu was completely stunned.

etc? What did he hear?

Lu Wan is teaching others how to remove their chins? Is this really okay? How could she do such a thing?

Are you serious?

...A sweet sister is just a dream.

No sweetness, only fierceness.

——

Seeing that he had almost finished teaching, Lu Wan changed the subject and asked if everyone was interested in running around the lake. Didn’t they finish the run last time?

The guests dispersed in a hurry, saying that they had something to leave in advance.

Harry was wearing a facial mask and scrolling through his social media before going to bed, looking confused.

What is happening? Suddenly, many people in the circle of friends started showing off... photos of themselves holding a iron or lifting dumbbells?

Also said to exercise upper body strength?

Why do you want to learn to climb a tree like an orangutan or crack an apple with your bare hands?

Under Song Qianqian's photo, Su Rao commented: Is it to make the arm lines look better? You work so hard, keep it up!

Victoria Song replied: No, goddess, I do this to have the strength to cut others into pieces. smile.jpg

Su Rao:? ? ? ?

Su Rao was confused. He had attended a summer camp training abroad, so what happened here?

She enlarged the photo that Victoria Song posted yesterday and finally saw a familiar figure in the background.

The one wearing the skirt...is Lu Wan? How come I don’t know?

Harry put away his phone and snorted coldly. Of course Su Rao and Xu Yao didn't know.

When he posted on WeChat Moments yesterday, he deliberately blocked Niu Hulu and Guwaljia.

Although other people also sent photos, due to his precautions, none of the photos showed Mr. Lu's front view, only his back and side view.

He is such a green tea diao, he doesn't want those two guys to see it.

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Lu Wan: It’s so hard to coax my brother

Lu Buyu: ...Tiantian’s sister?