Fang Zhengji transmigrated to the Great Jing Dynasty, becoming a small county magistrate. He spent seven years building his own secluded paradise, originally intending to live a carefree life as a ...
Fang Zhengyi's heart trembled at this smile.
The rhythm of his speech was a little messed up: "As long as Your Highness likes it, I will take Your Highness back to your room..."
\"Ah?!\" Li Miaohan covered her mouth in surprise and took a step back.
Several maids around him looked at Fang Zhengyi with eager eyes.
What do you want to do?
Fang Zhengyi pulled the corner of his mouth awkwardly: "Oh! Princess, don't misunderstand, the inn in Taoyuan County is different from the outside. There are many new things that I want to introduce to Your Highness to avoid misunderstandings."
"Or I can take Mammy up there to explain..."
"Ahem, ahem, no need, I trust Lord Fang... Let's go up together.
After going upstairs, Fang Zhengyi introduced all the facilities in the house to Li Miaohan. The mention of the toilet naturally made the princess very shy.
The maids who were accompanying him had successfully labeled Fang Zhengyi a hooligan.
But Mr. Fang doesn’t care about that, he just likes to see the princess blush!
The princess's impression has been restored, and as for His Majesty, everything will be ready once the sweet potatoes are dug out tomorrow!
Just pretend that nothing happened. I, Fang Zhengyi, am still a moral gentleman!
..........
After settling the princess, Fang Zhengyi trotted back to the theater entrance.
Ao Chen was still waiting at the door to show off his achievements. Fang Zheng saw him and grabbed his collar in anger.
He said angrily, "Who the hell told you to change the Legend of the White Snake into this!?"
Ao Chen was a little confused and said, "What's the matter, sir? I just acted according to your instructions. Now the whole county is watching Legend of the White Snake, which is very popular. What's the problem?"
\"I asked you who changed it!!!\"
"It was Master Wu... Master Wu who revised it!" Ao Chen was about to cry. It seemed that something big had happened on the master's side.
Master Wu? Fang Zhengyi frowned: "There is such a person in the county? Why haven't I heard of him?"
"It's Wu Sheng!"
"Wu Sheng? I've only been away for a few months and that bastard has already become a master?" Fang Zhengyi was deeply shocked.
"Yes, now half of the traffic to the brothels in the county is supported by him. Many people pay him to write for them but can't afford it... He is very famous in the county and has made a fortune a long time ago..."
Fang Zheng was so angry when he heard this, how could this damn bastard ambushed me?
He gritted his teeth and said, "A dramatization is not nonsense, and an adaptation is not random editing! Did you ask me before changing the Legend of the White Snake to this? And was the Legend of Jigong also adapted by him? This is called copyright infringement! I'll go to his house tomorrow to collect the copyright fee! I'll deduct half of it!"
"Also, where is that bastard now?"
Ao Chen said hurriedly: "He is in the research institute. I heard that he has encountered a bottleneck in his creation. He stopped writing and went to the research institute to find inspiration. He sponsored three thousand taels to the research institute, and the county government arranged a position for him as an external editor..."
Fang Zheng's expression softened: "He is sensible. I will settle the score with you tomorrow!"
"You, immediately arrange a group of painters, wake up those who are asleep, go to Xueyue Tower, and draw a clear picture of everyone who has been there tonight!"
"I want to see if there is any hypocrite and if he dares to impeach me again in the future!"
After saying that, he turned around and went back to the county government office.
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The next morning, after having breakfast, Fang Zheng went straight to the inn.
We were too tired yesterday, a group of old guys probably can’t get up so fast.
Sure enough, when they arrived, they found that Emperor Jing, Guo Tianyang and Li Yuanzhao had actually gone out to eat at a roadside stall, followed by only a few guards.
It can be seen that no other ministers got up.
After waiting in the inn for a long time without seeing His Majesty return, I saw many servants carrying buckets of water in and out of the inn to refill the water tower.
Fang Zhengyi asked the shopkeeper in confusion, "Why? Is the water tower too small? Why are there so many people fetching water?"
The shopkeeper was also puzzled: "No! It was all designed at the beginning. It is not a problem to flush a room eight or ten times, and our water tank is kept full every day..."
"Master, are all the high officials from the capital really good at eating?"
Can you eat? I didn’t see him eating much yesterday. How much can an old man eat?
It happened that Emperor Jing came back from outside with a few people.
When he saw Fang Zhengyi, he greeted him with a smile.
Fang Zheng felt relieved when he saw this. He was worthy of being the emperor, with good psychological quality.
My three views were immediately rebuilt after one night.
Li Yuanzhao came over slyly and winked at Fang Zheng: "Old Fang! Xueyue Tower, it's exciting!"
"There's this Iron Spear Dance in your county... Why didn't you tell me about it earlier?"
"???"
"What is Iron Spear Dance?"
He could understand that Erciyuan liked cosplay, but he had never heard of what Iron Spear Dance was.
Li Yuanzhao smiled obscenely: "It's just... an iron spear is nailed to the platform, and a woman is dancing around the spear... Tsk tsk tsk tsk, oh, that Bai Suzhen who danced yesterday was really worthy of being a snake demon, so amazing!"
"I heard that it was Wu Sheng who came up with this. What a talent! Such talents should be introduced to the East Palace!"
Fang Zheng blinked.
The iron spear is stuck on the stage...pole dancing?
It's Wu Sheng again! He has made my Taoyuan County a mess!
"Your Highness! We in Taoyuan County can absorb such talents by ourselves. I'm afraid the East Palace can't grasp them!"
"Tsk! I'm going upstairs to take some more sleep. I didn't sleep well last night. Call me when we leave." Li Yuanzhao yawned and walked upstairs. He looked very tired and no one knew what happened last night.
Fang Zheng quickly grabbed him and said, "Don't go. Let me ask you, where are the others? Are they still asleep?"
Li Yuanzhao suddenly realized, and then laughed: "I almost forgot, if you want to talk about this, I won't be sleepy!"
"Last night was so exciting. You don't know. I went door to door and found that they all mistook the toilet for a well... Hahaha! Idiots!"
"Some people even thought it was some kind of magical well water and asked the waiter for a gourd in the hope of getting one back to Beijing. It's so funny."
"I had diarrhea this morning!"
"............" Fang Zhengyi couldn't help but shudder when he thought of a group of important officials in the court drinking toilet water together.
Damn, I seemed to have forgotten something yesterday!