Chapter 596 Haining Cat Island (6) (1st + 2nd update) [VIP]

The tentacles of the leopard cat above his head were still waving, as if he was looking for his next target.

After a brief outage of a few seconds, Bai Jinshu was the first to regain his senses. He quickly reached out and took Huai Jiamu, who seemed to be eager to try the floor lamp in the corner, down from his head, adjusted the direction and held him in his arms.

"You... uh..." Guan Hongyan struggled to organize her words, feeling a shock that was completely different from the experience of being a partner with Chao Yougan, "This cat... ah no, your God... do you have to let its mouth face me?"

So many tentacles just stretched out from his mouth. Du Zhongsheng could just hold it in his arms, but did he have to turn his face towards him?

"What else?" Du Zhongsheng glanced at her calmly, "If I don't do this, I won't be able to see."

"Ah?" Guan Hongyan didn't understand this sentence at all.

Does how to hold a cat have anything to do with whether Du Zhongsheng can see or not? If you don't want to care about her life or death, just say so!

"My vision," Bai Jinshu said, seeing that she didn't understand, he condescended to explain, "I now share it with my Lord."

Guan Hongyan: "Ah...ah? Sharing?"

She blinked, and then she noticed that the pair of eyeballs that appeared in Du Zhongsheng's eye sockets were indeed not human eyeballs.

In the dazzling sunlight, the pupils of him and the cat in his arms simultaneously changed from round to vertical long strips, flashing a bit of the fierce light that only carnivores flash when hunting.

It reminded her of a member in the organization [0106] who also had vertical pupils.

In stark contrast to the strange situation before her eyes, Guan Hongyan's mind suddenly twitched, and the first thing that came out of her mind was: "Another hot-plugging of eyes..."

The barrage paused for a few seconds:

【ah? 】

[Friends, I don’t seem to be fully awake yet and my eyes are blurry. I’ll go take another nap and come back later…]

[Sister Yan'er? Sister Yan'er, why do you use "又"? Who else has hot-swappable eyes? ]

[The one in front is, of course, She Mochu, the god of the Cthulhu dungeon of my main foundation. For more information, please jump to: [She Mochu’s personal dungeon screen recording collection (has been updated to [Blood Flesh Bitter Weakness])]

[You Cthulhu nomads are here again to trick people into watching [Blood, Flesh, Bitterness and Weakness]. ]

[If anyone asks me what screen recordings are must-sees before joining the Foundation, I would recommend [Blood, Flesh, Bitterness, Weakness], not for anything else, but because everyone deserves retribution...]

[Ah? So scary? ]

[Wait a minute, wait a minute, so no one is paying attention to Du Zhongsheng's eyes and the leader? ]

[The cat saint hugs the leader, the saint is good, the leader eats the iron railing, the leader... I'm sorry, I can't continue. ]

[Master... The Master ate the railing but not Sister Yaner! Hello, Master! ]

[…I am a clear soup master. ]

【My braised master. 】

【My Lord Xu Jun. 】

[So does anyone care about Sister Yan's life or death? ]

Yes, there are.

Bai Jinshu silently freed up a hand and covered Huai Jiamu's mouth: "Is this okay?"

"It's okay..." Guan Hongyan hissed, "But can you guarantee that He..."

She couldn't help but use the personal pronoun "He".

“Can you guarantee that He won’t eat anything else?”

Bai Jin said: "Not really."

To be honest, he just found out that Huaijiamu eats stainless steel.

The moment he realized that Huai Jiamu had turned into a cat, he did think about what the evil god would eat, but since he had always replaced humans before and ate human food, the best he could do was to make an extra portion when cooking so that the evil god would not eat cat food.

No one expected that Huai Jiamu would eat... uh, the iron cage in order to prove that he didn't eat cat food.

Even if it is placed in [0106], this is a very shocking recipe, probably second only to She Mochu.

"Then..." Guan Hongyan was silent for a longer time, "Do we need to go to the steel market to buy...food?"

"Not for now," Bai Jinshu glanced at her, then looked at the native cat cage resident who was also in the open cage after the cage door was removed, "Let's deal with this cat first."

Huai Jiamu eating the cage is a small matter...well, not a small matter, but the cage door disappearing is obviously a big matter.

How are they going to explain this to the store manager, Li Ge?

"I'll carry this little lynx out first," Guan Hongyan silently glanced at the Holy Son and the unknown species of the god in his arms, and sympathized with the lynx that had its door eaten for no apparent reason. "You poor baby, you must be scared. I'll carry you out first..."

Before she finished her words, the stunned little tabby cat in the cage seemed to suddenly react, and rushed out to freedom without any sign of being frightened.

"Hey - cat! The cat ran away!" Guan Hongyan subconsciously reached out to grab it, but perhaps because she was afraid of hurting the little tabby cat, she did not use all her strength. She could only watch and feel the smooth tabby fur passing through the palm of her hand, and then turned into a brown shadow and rushed towards the door.

"Not good," Bai Jinshu frowned slightly and put Huai Jiamu on his head again, "There are customers outside."

As soon as he finished speaking, there were several exclamations from outside.

"A cat escaped!"

“There, there!”

"Is this the one that appeared in the video a few days ago..."

"Hey hey hey it's on the shelf!"

There was a clanking sound of something falling.

"Water dispenser! Water dispenser!"

It sounds like the situation outside the door has become a mess because of this tabby cat's jailbreak.

Bai Jinshu and Guan Hongyan hurriedly walked out of the room.

The reception room outside was in chaos. The fruit plate and candies that had just been placed on the table were kicked over by Jailbreak Lihua, and the candies splattered everywhere. The green plants that had been placed neatly at the door were in a mess, with a few pitiful green leaves hanging on the branches, indicating what kind of disaster they had encountered not long ago.

The second floor of the display cabinet that originally displayed the "Outstanding Students of Cat Virtue Academy" was immediately cleared out. Photos of several poor kittens were lying on their backs, with three scratches on their faces. Next to the display cabinet, on top of the water dispenser, the culprit was licking his fur leisurely.

Li Ge and Xiao Zhen were tiptoeing to approach Lihua, but before they could get into the capture range, the jailbroken Lihua on the water dispenser seemed to have seen through their actions. It jumped gracefully and jumped onto the screen of the desktop computer next to it.

As the jailbreak beaver jumped, the display screen shook violently back and forth a few times, and Tong Yao subconsciously called out: "Computer——"

The jailbreak cat obviously did not intend to stay on this unstable ground for too long. After a brief rest, it immediately nimbly avoided Xiao Zhen's outstretched hand again and jumped towards the ground.

Yun Guang quickly saved the computer.

“Here, here!”

"At my feet!"

"Ah, I caught it—I didn't catch it!"

"I'll kick it in my face!"

"up in the air!"

The customers were instantly in chaos.

In the crowd, the jailbreak cat seemed to see through every human's move. Every time it was about to be caught, it would dodge nimbly, flick its tail, and not a single cat hair would be left behind.

"Well..." Guan Hongyan stood at the door and was silent for a few seconds. She felt that she had been silent a lot today. "What an evil tabby cat."

From this perspective, this jailbroken tabby is simply playing tricks on everyone. Whenever everyone is about to catch it, it turns around and dodges effortlessly, and then continues to jump to a conspicuous position that seems to be within reach, but in fact it can just turn around and run away.

Rather than wanting freedom, it seems as if it thinks... it's fun to play tricks on people.

Guan Hongyan silently cast a condemning look at the god who released this devilish cat.

The leopard cat lay gracefully on Du Zhongsheng's head, ignoring the critical glances coming from beside it.

The opening ceremony was apparently about to be ruined by this evil tabby cat.

Considering that Brother Li is a nice person... and considering that the escaped raccoon looks like it's about to break after failed attempts to catch it, Bai Jinshu sighed inwardly, walked into the crowd.

For some reason, he took a step forward and the chaotic crowd automatically quieted down and made way for him.

The sight that was originally swaying around chasing the tabby cat immediately stopped when it saw Du Zhongsheng. The owner of the sight involuntarily took a step back to clear a walking route for him.

In an instant, all the eyes of everyone were focused on the Son of God's slightly drooping eyebrows, the corners of his clothes fluttering as he passed by them, and his hair that almost glowed in the light.

And there was the cat above his head, looking at him nonchalantly with a proud look from top to bottom.

【My family, I...】

【Don't say it, I understand you. 】

【Why are you guys...Okay, I'll do the same.】

[Sorry, I was just thinking about the face of the Cat Saint again... But now I can't help but start thinking, if the Cat Saint doesn't exist in the world, then what's the meaning of us... Sorry, I'm thinking about the Cat Saint again... I can't help but ask, Cat Saint... Sorry... I'm really sorry, I'm thinking about it again... Sorry...]

[I forgive him for taking down the cage door just now...]

[The cage was taken apart by the leader (murmur)... What did the cat do wrong (murmur)...]

[You are right, the leader let Lihua out, the leader is good, Lihua... Lihua doesn't matter, Lihua is good anyway.]

【? You useless things. 】

On the screen, Du Zhongsheng had obviously gotten used to this kind of sight, and walked forward in the direction the crowd had moved away from, without surprise.

The evil raccoon was licking his fur on top of the bookcase while provoking the people around him. Brother Li had obviously become increasingly angry after several failed attempts to capture him. He was quite exasperated: "Why did Sanshiba escape?"

"Brother Li," Xiao Zhou said weakly, "Should we change the name of Thirty-Eight to Thirty-Nine now?"

Li Ge's face became visibly redder and warmer.

"I still don't believe it," he rubbed his hands and rolled up his sleeves, "Xiao Zhen, lock the door, Xiao Zhou, bring me my cat net, today it's either me or thirty-nine people will die!"

"It's not that serious, brother," Lu Changfeng tried to smooth things over. "It's just a cat. It's in our hospital now. It can't run away. It won't risk its life, right?"

"You don't understand. This is dignity," Li Ge said in a deep voice, "For the glory of mankind!"

"Wow," Fang Xiang let out a signature roar, "It is our duty to restore the glory of mankind!"

"Good boy," Li Ge's eyes filled with tears, "You come to be my deputy. Today we must pick up the dignity of mankind in front of Thirty-Nine!"

"It seems that Brother Li's human glory has been humiliated in front of it." Wu Meng turned his head and whispered.

"I've swept the floor at least thirty-seven times..." Yu Changlin said weakly.

The name "Thirty-Eight"... oh, now it's "Thirty-Nine", is enough to give us a glimpse of the disastrous defeat of humanity in the first thirty-seven battles.

"Close the door!" Xiao Zhen shouted.

"Net bag!" Xiao Zhou quickly handed over a white net bag.

"Okay," Li Ge whispered a few words and began to deploy strategies. "Thirty-nine likes to stand on high places and look down at humans. The tallest thing in our hospital lobby is the spider plant on the wall. Thirty-nine is a very bad cat and likes to destroy everything that can be destroyed with its claws, so the silk banner may be its next target. There is also the trophy. The trophy is placed on the top of the bookshelf. It is easy to push it down with one claw. No cat can resist the temptation to push the cup off the table."

"So later Wu Meng!"

Wu Meng looked up: "Ah?"

"You and Xiao Yu go and be on guard against the spider plants," Li Ge patted her shoulder solemnly, "The goal is to prevent the thirty-nine flower pots from falling down."

Wu Meng: "Okay, brother..."

"Lu Changfeng!"

"What's wrong, Brother Li?" Lu Changfeng didn't expect that he still had his own business.

"You and Brother Yunguang should guard the trophy together," Brother Li looked at them seriously, "If the trophy falls, you must catch it. It is the trophy for sterilizing 100 cats, 200 cats, and 300 cats."

"Game achievement, brother?" Lu Changfeng couldn't help asking, "Why is there such a trophy?"

Brother Li: "I made it myself."

"Fang Xiang!"

"I'm here." Fang Xiang nodded.

"The two of us will stand at both ends of the flag with two pieces of bread and cheese!" Brother Li solemnly stuffed another cat net into his hand, "When Thirty-Nine destroys the banner, we will catch it!"

"Okay brother," Fang Xiang nodded, "Leave it to me brother."

"Okay," Brother Li nodded solemnly, looking at Evil Lihua Thirty-Nine with blazing fire in his eyes, "Let's move!"

As he said this, Sanjiu jumped lightly towards the flowerpot as if he had been prepared.

“Here it comes!” Wu Meng was ready to catch the flower pot, “Pah, pah, pah!”

Before she could react, a pile of dirt fell into her mouth the next second, and she had to lower her head and spit.

Above his head, Thirty-Nine, who had dug out a pile of dirt with the same motion as digging cat litter, sneered disdainfully, kicked the flowerpot, and jumped towards the trophy.

"Be careful." Yun Guang couldn't help but remind.

Unfortunately, his reminder was a step too late. Lu Changfeng stretched out his hand to catch the trophy that was knocked down by Sanjiu, but found that Sanjiu was just making a fake move. He bypassed the area that the two were responsible for, and did not touch the trophy on the bookcase. Instead, he stretched out his claws and pushed down several photo frames of outstanding students hanging on the wall.

"Get ready—" Brother Li clenched the net bag in his hand.

Thirty-nine jumped towards the [Cats Eaten into Pigs] banner hanging in the Cat Virtue Academy, then dodged and moved between two cat-catching nets with an exceptionally agile posture. During this time, he did not forget to stretch out his evil claws and underline the first word "pig". Then, he cast a disdainful look at the two humans and jumped towards the top of the banner.

"Are you going to change your name to Forty, brother?" Xiao Zhen was very sad.

"Damn, who let Sishi out?" Brother Li was furious.

Just when everyone thought that the arrest was about to fail, suddenly, a fragrant breeze blew around Li Ge.

A white figure suddenly jumped up by stepping on the table next to it with an agility that was no less than that of a cat. Then, a pale, bony hand tightly grasped Thirty-Nine who was about to jump onto the roof.

"Meow——" Thirty-nine let out a sharp, dirty meow.

"Huh, be good." Unfortunately, the man who caught him didn't care about the curse words, but jumped lightly and flipped down from the wall again, his voice still faint, "Now you can call thirty-nine back."

During the whole process, Fang Xiang and Li Ge, who were standing next to the banner, only felt a breeze with a faint fragrance.

It even smells like canned cat food.

"Wow..." Guan Hongyan, who watched the whole process, couldn't help but exclaim in admiration.

To be fair, any high-end member of the Foundation or a member of the special space team could have done what Du Zhongsheng did just now. Catching a cat, a very difficult action, should not be difficult with what he called "the same vision as a cat". But when he was doing the whole action, the leopard cat on his head did not move at all.

At least Guan Hongyan admitted that she couldn't do such a difficult move as to catch a cat while holding it on her head, and after she did it, the cat on her head didn't move at all.

Even though she was cursing in her heart about the hot potato that Chao Yougan threw at her a few minutes ago, she couldn't help but let out a sigh of admiration at this moment.

With this skill, even if the sect is raided by the police in the future, I can still make a living by going to... that circus.

She vaguely thought about the scene in her mind where Du Zhongsheng was performing on a balance bike with a cat on his head, with the cat on his head spitting out tentacles from time to time. She wanted to punch herself.

There are so many things to think about, but why think about this?

All the customers present were equally shocked as she was.

"Cat bag, or cat box," Bai Jinshu lifted Thirty-Nine by the scruff of the neck and swung him in the air, ignoring the curses he was spouting, and turned to look at Brother Li, "Lock Thirty-Nine in first."

"Okay..." Li Ge was dumbfounded. He pulled out a cat bag from under his desk and unzipped it stupidly. "Put it in."

When Sanjiu saw the cat box, his expression changed immediately. He turned his head and started breathing towards Bai Jin.

"Ha..." Before he could even finish his laugh, he saw the cat on top of the human who was holding him grinning at him threateningly, its blood-red tentacles moving in his mouth.

Thirty-nine: !!!

It immediately and slid smoothly into the cat box.

Except for Thirty-Nine who faced the tentacle monster head-on, no one on the scene noticed this. Li Ge even muttered quietly, "Why the hell, why is Thirty-Nine so obedient in your hands?"

Bai Jinshu lied with his eyes wide open: "Because I'm a doctor."

"Oh, that's normal," Li Ge said without any doubt, "I heard that cats can see dirty things that people can't see. It must have seen that there are countless ghosts of cat balls lingering behind you."

The real "dirty thing" Huai Jiamu showed Mao Bao a harmonious and friendly smile, and the red tentacles in his mouth were ready to move.

Thirty-nine: !!!

"Why is it shaking in vibrating mode?" Li Ge wondered, "Does it know that we are going to castrate it soon?"

Thirty-nine in the cat bag paused, as if he wanted to angrily snort at this presumptuous human through the cat bag, but he didn't dare to open his mouth. He could only stretch out his nails and start scratching the cat bag frantically with great frustration.

"That's right," Li Ge was relieved, "This is the correct way to open Thirty-Nine."

He felt relieved.

"It's better to return Thirty-Nine after sterilization," he muttered as he sorted out the cat bag, "Who would dare to adopt this good fellow?"

Don't even mention whether Thirty-Nine is willing to be adopted, just ask if there is anyone willing to adopt him...

"I."

"I'll do it, I'll do it!"

"I do, Manager, I do!"

"Manager, look at me!"

Suddenly, there were noises coming from behind him.

Brother Li:?

He turned around with enough confusion to overwhelm himself, and saw that most of the customers who came to the store to attend the opening ceremony were looking at him with shining eyes... Du Zhongsheng beside him.

"I'll do it! My house is big, so it'll be easier for him to tear it down!"

"I have an aboriginal at home, he's very fierce, and a well-known boxer. I'll raise them so they can fight every day!"

"I... I don't have anything at home, but I can top up my card! Become a member! Top up 5,000!"

Li Ge was puzzled.

Li Ge was shocked.

Li Ge was dumbfounded: "Why...why do you want to raise Thirty-Nine?"

How could a normal person want to raise such an evil cat?

"Because..." The person who spoke first looked back and forth at Bai Jinshu, "Just now he told Thirty-Nine to behave better."

Brother Li:?

"Ah?" He made a puzzled sound, "Just because of this?"

No, will the doctor's good looks also promote the adoption of stray cats? If Du Zhongsheng told every cat to be good, wouldn't the cats in their store be...

"Doctor, Doctor Du," a familiar customer approached him warmly, "You are really good at fighting, you have practiced before, what's the name of the cat on your head?"

Bai Jin said: "Master."

"Master, what a special name," the man's smile froze, "Master is so good..."

"Do you want to join the religion?" Bai Jinshu suddenly asked.

"Join the cult... the Cat Cult?" Someone tried to understand it all.

"There are conditions for joining the sect. In your case..." Bai Jinshu was halfway through his words when suddenly a figure flashed in front of him and stopped him from continuing.

Guan Hongyan, who was already very experienced after experiencing Chao Yougan, flashed and showed a fake smile: "Yes, dear, this is the leader of our Cat Cult. Doctor Du said that our Cat Cult has conditions for joining the cult, which means that the principles of our Cat Virtue Academy are..."

"The cat eats and becomes a pig!" Lu Changfeng cooperated very well.

"That's not what I meant..." Bai Jinshu frowned, but before he could finish his words, he was interrupted again.

"Doctor Du means that this is not complete, there is another principle." Guan Hongyan continued to smile.

"Pretending for five minutes, you will enjoy wealth and glory for fifteen years?" Li Ge poked his head out in confusion.

“Oh, oh, oh,” the customers nodded in understanding, “We’ve seen it in your short video.”

"I mean that the sect's followers must have physical defects..." Bai Jinshu finally couldn't help but interrupt violently, and the next moment, Guan Hongyan was prepared!

"Yes!" Her eyes shone with determination. "Doctor Du is an expert in our Cat Morality Academy! All cats who join our Cat Morality Academy must be sterilized!"

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Guan Hongyan: Another day when the foundation cannot do without me

Two pieces of bread with cheese is not a typo, it is an ancient idiom (far-sighted)