Chapter 597 Haining Cat Island (7) (1st + 2nd update) [VIP]

"Good!" Brother Li led the applause.

"This is the model doctor of our Maode Academy branch!" He patted Bai Jinshu's shoulder with emotion, and began to advertise to the customers who came to attend the opening ceremony, "Maode Academy Haining branch is having a big opening sale! Cat sterilization starts at 200 yuan, and card opening starts at 100 yuan. Recharge 500 yuan and get 500 yuan free, recharge 1,000 yuan and get 1,000 yuan free..."

As Li Ge was speaking, Bai Jinshu suddenly felt the Huai Jiamu on his head suddenly shook its tail, and in dissatisfaction, it wrapped its tail around his neck half a circle.

He turned around and saw a boy with an American-style bangs pulling his hand back in disappointment, with a noticeable red mark on his wrist.

It was obvious that someone had just tried to touch the cat while he wasn't paying attention, but he didn't expect that the cat on his head was not an ordinary leopard cat, but a cat with more than a dozen tentacles extending from its mouth to chew stainless steel.

So Huai Jiamu didn't hesitate and just swung his tail and hit him.

Under the gaze of the eyes that looked very similar to those of an ocelot, the American front-stab guy smiled guiltily, picked up the thirty-nine cat boxes next to him, and pretended to tease the cats to ease the embarrassment: "Mimi? Mimi?"

Thirty-Nine saw the red mark on his wrist and uttered a very lively sneer.

Humph, at least he was just frightened by the ocelot, but this stupid human was actually beaten by the ocelot.

"Thirty-nine, its name is not Mimi." Hearing the kitten's sneer, another customer next to him leaned over to correct it.

"Oh, thirty-nine? Thirty-nine?" The American front-stab guy shouted a few more times.

Unfortunately, after laughing at him, Sanjiu lost interest in him, and was so dull when he called her that he didn't even bother to wag his tail.

"It seems like he likes you very much. He just paid attention to you," another customer came over, "Look, he doesn't even move in your hand."

Thirty-nine scratched the cat's sack hard.

Does it like it? It doesn't dare to move!

Try being stared at by a human with tentacles coming out of his mouth!

"Thirty-nine? Suck, suck, suck?"

"It's a dog-teasing one."

"Hey, it's moving, the tail is moving."

The surrounding customers gathered around. Apparently, no one was paying attention to the grand opening sale of the Haining branch of Maode College anymore.

Brother Li silently watched as half of the customers gathered around Sanjiu, while the other half were waiting for an opportunity to try to touch the leader, and then they were whipped by the leopard cat's tail and cried out in admiration, but they still persisted in doing so. For the first time, he experienced a sense of loss.

What he didn't know was that this feeling of loss was not actually called a feeling of loss. Guan Hongyan, who had experienced the dark thirty days of the business war, had a more appropriate description for it: this was the feeling of powerlessness that a normal person felt after encountering weirdos like Chao Yougan and Du Zhongsheng, and discovering that these weirdos could exceed their tasks in ways that were unimaginable to humans.

"Well... well, our members have special benefits," Brother Li was trying to draw the customers' attention back to the opening of the Maode Academy. "After becoming a member, you can choose your own doctor when sterilizing your cat!"

The scene was silent.

Then, an excited voice broke the silence: "I'll charge 500 - Master! Master, sterilize me!"

"Go ahead and beat me, sister," Fang Xiang couldn't help but raise her voice, "A regular veterinary hospital, a veterinary hospital!"

He emphasized: "We don't do human sterilization!"

There was a good-natured laugh among the crowd.

"Ah... no... I..." The girl who was speaking felt ashamed, "I mean I want the leader to sterilize my cat..."

"The leader is actually also a cat." Lu Changfeng reminded silently.

"Then...the person under the leader?" she asked tentatively.

Guan Hongyan:?

Although there was nothing wrong with this sentence, she just felt it was wrong.

She reflected on herself silently for a few seconds and looked up at Yun Guang.

Yun Guang tilted his head.

Guan Hongyan: ...Forget it, just think of me as having dirty thoughts.

No, is she the only one who finds this description strange?

Although the leader looks like a cat now, he is in human form!

No one noticed Guan Hongyan's internal struggle. When the customer was struggling to decide what to call him, Bai Jinshu finally spoke up, "Du Zhongsheng."

"Dr. Du!" The girl was overjoyed. "I want to ask Dr. Du to perform my son's sterilization surgery!"

"Sure!" Brother Li waved his hand, "Who else wants to appoint Doctor Du? Doctor Du is the top doctor of our Maode College branch. He has sterilized countless souls! He can stop children from... oh no, stop them from crying on the 39th night!"

With these words, the scene instantly reached a fever pitch and the barrage of comments became active.

"I charge too, I charge too, but I don't have a cat yet, can I adopt one?"

Barrage:

【Last-minute cram type. 】

【Kidnap the cat on the spot.】

[No longer a wild girl without a cat. 】

"Charge one thousand! Can you please ask Dr. Du to come and play a parting of life and death with me before sterilizing my daughter!"

【The type of person who passes on the blame. 】

【The type that protects family harmony. 】

【The stage hasn't even been set up yet but the show is already going strong. 】

"Can I join the Cat Cult after getting a membership card after being sterilized? Can it be done if the sterilization is not done here? Can my rebellious son be the high priest? It has been two years. I will charge 2,000 for the membership card. If the high priest is not okay, then the high eunuch will be okay."

【Privately buy the official model. 】

【The type who arranges work for children. 】

【The type who hopes his son will become successful. 】

"I want one too! Can I touch Doctor Du's hand for 2,000... or even the leader's claws?"

【？ 】

【The type of carrying private goods. 】

【Two thousand is not enough. 】

【I want to touch the shape too. 】

【My buddies are starting to get jealous. 】

In the unknown space, Huai Jiamu turned around and silently glared at the speaker, which earned him a group of little girls’ screams: “The leader is looking at me!”

"The master looks at me well."

"Can I touch the leader's tail... just for a moment..."

"Paws... pink paw pads..."

"It's OK to bury your belly, Master, can you bury your belly?"

Amid the increasingly wild discussion, Bai Jinshu silently took Huai Jiamu, who looked like he was about to spit out tentacles, off his head, and quickly tore something off the table next to him and stuffed it into his mouth.

Huai Jiamu: Crunch, crunch…

Amid the teeth-grinding chewing sounds, Bai Jinshu felt that the murderous aura of the person in his arms had finally subsided a lot.

"Okay, okay, don't be anxious, don't be anxious," Brother Li smiled so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes. "Everyone who has applied for a card should register in order. Xiao Zhen, bring our card over. Our doctor will be able to start the sterilization surgery this afternoon. Parents who want to be sterilized should go to Fang Xiang and Xiao Fang to register. Xiao Fang is our doctor's assistant."

"Here, here," Fang Xiang waved his hand. "Parents who need sterilization please register their children's breed, age, and size. Sterilization surgery requires fasting before the surgery, and the children need to be sent to the hospital six hours in advance."

Huai Jiamu: Crunch, crunch…

"Parents who need to apply for cards are here. Our cards are universal. The branch recently opened for business, so the prices will be lower than the main hospital, and the discounts will be bigger, but this card can also be used in the main hospital..." Brother Li shouted as he sat down at the desk, turned on the computer skillfully, and clicked the screen skillfully... click... click?

"Where's my mouse?" He looked up blankly. "Where is my mouse?"

On the right side of the computer keyboard, where the mouse was originally placed, there is now only a black line left.

Huai Jiamu: Crunch, crunch…

"Hey? Where's the mouse?" Li Ge was bewildered. "Why is it broken? Did it break when I grabbed No. 39 just now?"

Bai Jinshu silently hugged Huai Jiamu tighter.

"There's nothing on the ground," Li Ge leaned over and looked at the ground, "Did... did he accidentally kick it somewhere else?"

Fortunately, he didn't hesitate for too long. Soon, under the urging of countless customers who wanted to apply for membership, he asked Xiao Zhen to find other mice on other computers and started registering enthusiastically.

Huai Jiamu: Crunch, crunch…

"Hey? Du Zhongsheng," Guan Hongyan passed by with the registration book, and suddenly her pupils trembled, "What is the leader eating?"

This is a cat that eats stainless steel. What is it eating here now?

She quickly looked around, focusing on the metal products, but from the wrought iron flower stand to the metal stool legs, she didn't see any metal products that were missing any parts.

At this moment, the leopard cat's lips moved, and just when Guan Hongyan was on high alert to prevent the leader from eating her too, the next second, a metal roller came out of the leopard cat's mouth.

Guan Hongyan: So you don’t want to eat her. That’s fine.

Wait...Her eyes rested on the rollers on the ground.

"Is this the mouse wheel?" she lowered her voice.

"Yeah." Bai Jinshu remained calm.

"You... fed the mouse to the leader?" Her eyes twitched.

Bai Jin said: "A mouse is also a rat."

It's reasonable for cats to eat mice.

"No one saw it, right?" Guan Hongyan twitched her lips.

"It's okay to see it." Bai Jin said.

"Do you have a way to erase his memory?" Guan Hongyan was overjoyed.

As the Holy Son of the Redemption Society, it's not surprising that he has this ability.

"I'll blind him," Bai Jinshu said calmly, "so that he can join the sect."

Guan Hongyan: "...I'll delete the surveillance footage."

She is also sick, discussing this kind of problem with Du Zhongsheng here.

Guan Hongyan went to delete the surveillance video with the registration book and an inexplicable sense of mission. Bai Jinshu fell into boredom again. The customers around him were registering. He looked around and was about to find something to eat for Huai Jiamu, when suddenly, he heard a conversation between two people behind him.

"Ah? You really want to adopt Thirty-Nine?" It was a female voice. "I feel like this cat isn't suitable for domestication. I think everyone was just joking just now."

"But I really think it's fine," another female voice said, "Look at it now. It doesn't bite or scratch people anymore. And I heard that cats' temperaments change drastically after being neutered. Maybe it will be suitable for breeding then. And my house is not a building, so I can let it roam freely in the fish pond."

"That's right... your area is quite large," the first female voice thought for a moment, "Doctor Du, how do you adopt cats here?"

"Look at the work and living environment," Bai Jinshu turned around and saw three people standing in the direction of Thirty-Nine. One of them was looking at him, while the other was obviously absent-minded and was reaching out to play with the cat. "Do you want to adopt Thirty-Nine?"

He thought everyone was just joking.

"Yes, yes," the female voice that was teasing the cat nodded, "I think Thirty-Nine and I are pretty close! He doesn't even hate me, he even plays with me!"

Thirty-nine of a loved one: …

Man, if you're being stared at by a fellow creature with tentacles coming out of its mouth, you're going to be pretty friendly, too.

In particular, the tentacles in the mouth of this fellow seemed to be flashing with a little cold light from the residue left after chewing metal.

——Huai Jiamu hides his merits and fame.

"Indeed," Brother Li, who was registering as a member, poked his head out curiously, "Thirty-Nine is so good."

Before, even if this evil tabby cat was locked in a cat bag, it would still make shrill cries, swearing and scratching the cage frantically, but now, it has been quiet for more than half an hour.

He pondered for a few minutes: "Could it be that you are really close to him?"

Sanshijiu silently stretched out his two paws and scratched the cat's tuft to express his rebuttal to this statement.

"Look, look," the girl opened her eyes wide, "Thirty-nine stepping on breasts!"

Thirty-nine: ...

It instead banged on the door to express its refusal.

"He wants to rub against me!" the girl shouted.

Thirty-nine: . . .

It silently stopped any meaningless movements, stayed quietly in the corner of the cage, and sat in protest.

"So good," the girl murmured, "I think this is my destiny, Kitty."

Girl: "Thirty-nine definitely likes me!"

Thirty-nine: ...There is a feeling of powerlessness as if a eunuch was being slandered.

"You look especially like that Pu Xin man now..." her friend said silently.

Why did she feel that rather than liking her friend, Thirty-Nine was more likely to be afraid of Doctor Du?

Thinking of this, she silently raised her head and looked at Dr. Du again.

Different from the previous look, the cat named Leader was moved from his head to his arms. Now there were a few strands of hair sticking up on his head, which, combined with his indifferent expression, created an unexpected sense of contrast.

The leopard cat leader's beautiful and smooth fur was emitting a pleasing luster in the sun, and Dr. Du's hand was on the leader's back, with the tip of his index finger gently fiddling back and forth.

Normally, a cat would have become angry or run away to lick its fur if it was stroked in this way, but the leader did not move at all. He lay in his arms as if it was normal, and even stretched out his tail to wrap around his wrist, with an attitude of indulgence and indifference.

…She might really be crazy, to see the indulgence of a domineering boss in a cat.

The young man he indulged had a slender neck, which glowed white under the sunlight. Its texture was like the delicate porcelain fired in the Ru kiln. The scattered hair around his neck looked like floating cracks, making him look very fragile... or unexpectedly sacred. The girl suddenly felt that her feelings towards Dr. Du were very complicated.

How to say it...she kind of wanted to kowtow to him.

"Boss, I want to top up 5,000! Thirty-nine will definitely like me!" Her idiot friend loudly made the decision beside her, "Can I jump the queue for sterilization?"

"No need to jump the queue," Li Ge thought for a moment, "Thirty-nine was supposed to be neutered this afternoon. We originally planned to return, but now that he is so close to you, why don't you wait and see after the neutering to see if Thirty-nine's temper improves after the surgery."

The girl nodded quickly: "Okay, okay, okay!"

"I just heard that you are a local?" Li Ge continued to ask.

"Yes, the fishery in Hengning District is mine," the girl nodded. "I thought Sanjiu is the kind of cat who likes to be active. After I adopt him, I can let him roam around in my fishery and just come back on time for dinner!"

"That's fine," Li Ge touched his chin, "Why don't you register first?"

He was also worried that cats like Sanjiu would not be able to get used to being in a home, and it would be best if the adopter's home had a large area for activities.

"Then I'll register, I'll register!" The girl cheered, "I want to give Thirty-Nine a new name!"

"What's your name?" Her friend looked up.

"I knew that the first thing to do for cats adopted out of Maode Academy is to change their names..." Brother Li muttered.

"The name Thirty-Nine is not a good one. It caused a lot of trouble in the past," the girl said solemnly. "Now that he has been adopted by me and converted to the Cat Cult, I will call him Abbot."

Everyone present:?

“Cough, cough, cough…” Brother Li was stuck in the middle of his sentence and coughed madly, “Abbot?”

This name sounds worse than Thirty-Nine.

"...Why do you call him Abbot?" Bai Jinshu was silent for a while.

Thirty-nine...Oh no, the abbot is not bald now, right?

"Why not call the priest?" Guan Hongyan was even more puzzled.

According to the order within the church, below the leader should be some bishop, priest or something like that. What kind of abbot is that?

Abbot, that sect is a competitor of Du Zhongsheng, right?

"Because I think Thirty-Nine doesn't like little boys?" the girl asked tentatively.

[Good hell.]

【Laugh out loud, sisters.】

【Deduction 1, Buddha, please forgive me.】

【111111】

Her friend stepped on her foot.

"Because it is too murderous!" the girl said righteously, "I want to change it!"

"Okay... okay, the abbot is also... fine," Li Ge nodded and filled in Sanshijiu's new name. "The abbot has already fasted. We will arrange the surgery this afternoon."

The adopter was a local, and the locals were familiar with his family and business. The adoption procedure was extremely simple. After a simple information registration, Sanjiu found an owner. Another cat-less person now had a cat, and the troublemaker at the Cat Virtue Academy was successfully sold, and everyone was happy.

Except for Thirty-Nine who is still threatened by his tentacle companions... Oh no, Abbot.

It is now squatting in the cage, somewhat doubting its life as a cat.

Why would this creature with tentacles in its mouth stand on the side of humans?

Overthrow human tyranny! The world belongs to cats!

"I'll put the abbot in the cage first," Guan Hongyan silently watched the fight between the two cats. She felt that she seemed to have discovered the truth about the abbot's good behavior. In order to prevent any unlucky passerby from discovering the tentacles in the leader's mouth and being blinded by Du Zhongsheng, she felt that it was her responsibility to separate the two cats. "We'll sterilize them in the afternoon."

"I want to get sterilized by Doctor Du!" The girl was still in the excitement stage, "Do we need to act, Doctor Du?"

"No need," Xiao Zhen thought for a moment, "Abbot, it will be useless even if you act with it."

Ordinary cats are neutered so that they don't resent their owners after losing their testicles, but the abbot... well, he hates everyone equally.

"Okay then," the girl regretfully gave up on acting with Bai Jinshu, "Then let me know after you finish the surgery."

Everyone nodded in unison, and the scene was very harmonious for a moment.

No one seems to have found a bright spot...

Everyone's watch vibrated twice.

Yun Guang: [@Du Zhongsheng, Zhongsheng, would you sterilize your cat? ]

Du Zhongsheng, the sterilization doctor designated by countless parents, doesn't look like he can perform surgery.

It would be fine if it were under normal circumstances, but now he didn't have any points and couldn't exchange for miracles like Junior Veterinary Mastery. What should he do?

Guan Hongyan: [How about the three of us switch roles and do it when the time comes.]

The miracles in the foundation are still effective. Didn’t you see that Yun Guang and She Mochu were able to criticize Xu Zichen according to the textbook after exchanging the miracles? At worst, the three of them can sterilize Sanjiu according to the textbook after exchanging them. If they make a mistake, they can use Lu Changfeng.

Lu Changfeng: [Sister Guan, this is my first time treating a cat.]

Guan Hongyan: [It's all the same.]

Anyway, Lu Changfeng doesn't have to do it himself, so the fixed attributes will take effect.

The three senior team members were talking, so the rest of the newcomers naturally didn't dare to speak. They could only peek at the screen and watch the bosses discuss what to do.

Yun Guang: [Then shall we exchange now? ]

Du Zhongsheng: [No need.]

The four newcomers looked up in surprise.

Du Zhongsheng pushed the leader on his head again. He was sitting on the sofa at this time. He raised his arm and replied: [I will.]

Lu Changfeng was caught off guard: [That’s great! ]

Since the sound of the voice was heard, he didn't need to activate the fixed attribute anymore, and then he would feel dizzy and nauseous again and again.

Yun Guang: [Zhongsheng, is that okay? ]

Du Zhongsheng: [Yes.]

He answered so confidently that for a moment, everyone couldn't help but believe him.

After all, when Thirty-Nine was running around the room just now, Du Zhongsheng grabbed it directly and calmly.

Among the six people who blindly believed, only Guan Hongyan silently extended his middle finger and pushed up his non-existent glasses.

No, she thought not.

She felt there was a big problem.

Guan Hongyan: [Du Zhongsheng, can you swear that what you said you would do is true?]

"Don't worry," Du Zhong said, "I've done similar surgeries many times."

Guan Hongyan: ...I am even more worried! Chao Yougan said the same thing!

He said he was a male lecturer who was well versed in business warfare, but he didn’t say he was as well versed as hiring mercenaries!

*

At three o'clock in the afternoon, as the customers left, Maode College returned to its usual tranquility and solemnity.

The reason why it is solemn is that the first operation since its opening is about to begin here.

As the saying goes, everything depends on a good start. Although Maode College is a hospital, it is the same.

Under Huai Jiamu's death gaze, Sanjiu was pushed into the operating room obediently. Li Ge, who knew nothing about medical treatment, had no idea that the doctor he invited was a fake. He was staying outside and summarizing the customers who applied for the card today. In the operating room, Guan Hongyan was asking questions in her surgical gown with a skeptical spirit -

"Don't you need anesthesia?" She pointed at Thirty-Nine which had turned on the vibration mode.

"No need." Du Zhong said calmly.

"Don't you need to turn on the shadowless light?" she questioned.

"No need." Du Zhong's voice remained light.

"Not even gloves?" She held up the glove box.

“No.”

"Then... we don't need an assistant either?" She pointed at Yun Guang who had specially exchanged for a miracle.

"unnecessary."

"Hiss..." Guan Hongyan couldn't help but cross her arms across her chest, "Then how are you going to perform the surgery? Using magic?"

Not following the rules of sterility, not using anesthesia, not needing an assistant, and not turning on the lights, and performing the surgery with a cat on their head. This behavior is extremely explosive no matter where you put it. Holding the cat on your head can be said to be for vision, but why were the first few done so?

Could it be that what Du Zhongsheng said about chopping off hands and feet was achieved by some kind of magic, so sterilization can be achieved painlessly?

This is understandable... After all, if it is not magic, then the mortality rate of people who cut off their hands and feet without seeking medical treatment is very high. This situation is not conducive to the development of believers at all.

She silently convinced herself that Du Zhongsheng must be using some kind of sect magic...

"Use a knife," Du Zhongsheng pulled out a huge bone-chopping knife from somewhere, "Do you want to watch?"

Guan Hongyan, who had just convinced herself:?

"Wait?" she asked.

Bai Jinshu ignored her and said, "Then remember to stand far away, be careful of blood splashing on you."

In the past, when Du Zhongsheng chopped the believers, there were many people watching below the altar. However, if they stood too close, the blood would splatter on their bodies, so he generally advised people not to stand too close to him.

Unfortunately, as the Son of God, his appeal to believers cannot be weakened by blood splattered on his body. Although he says this every time, there are always people rushing to stand in the front row.

Guan Hongyan: "...I said stop."

Why did she feel that things were developing in the direction of her bad premonition?

Then she saw Du Zhongsheng close his eyes.

Guan Hongyan: !!!

The bad premonition came true!

The author has something to say:

Please welcome the first victim cat!

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