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Chapter 609 Haining Cat Island (19) [VIP]
"Now you know how important it is for me to catch Thirty-Nine, no, the Abbot, right?" Li Ge's eyes were filled with tears.
"I understand, I understand too much," the abbot's mother choked up, "Brother Li, how did you find the abbot?"
He was able to find the abbot thirty-nine times. This seems to be more valuable than that of her second uncle.
"Uh... I don't look for it," Li Ge scratched his head, "I just try my luck. If I see it when catching other cats, I'll catch it. If I don't see it, forget it."
Abbot’s mother: …
"How about we stop here today?" An elder behind her said tentatively, "Looking for a cat is a long-term task. It's impossible to find it in one or two days. We'll keep an eye out for you later."
"Besides," the second abbot also chimed in, "our Haining Island is so small, your monk can't escape."
That's true.
Unlike the mainland, Haining, a small island in the sea, is surrounded by water. The only way to enter and leave the island is by ferry with fixed schedules every day. The atmosphere on the island is good, and there are no people who abuse or steal cats. If nothing unexpected happens, all the cats on the island will not leave Haining Island.
There are only so many cats coming and going, if you don’t catch them today, you can catch them tomorrow.
"But are we going to go back empty-handed?" The abbot's mother was unwilling to give up. "Even fishing is about not coming back empty-handed. Cat catching is also about not coming back empty-handed!"
She also knew that the abbot was not easy to catch, but after mobilizing the whole family, she ended up catching nothing and even wasted more than a dozen sausages. If she told this to others, her family would be laughed at to death.
"That's impossible," the abbot patted her head, "Go home quickly, I still have to go back and cook."
"No," Li Ge was also a little unwilling. He thought for a while and slapped his thigh. "Whether it's the Air Force or not is another matter. I've already started recording, it can't be in vain!"
And speaking of which... a huge amount of Du Zhongsheng was recorded in this video. With Du Zhongsheng's face, they won't have to worry about not having views or fans!
"I'm the one who burns the film!" He quickly thought of a reason. "If we don't catch him today, the film will be burned in vain! It will be a waste of money. If you are in a hurry to go home and cook, why don't you go back first?"
As soon as these words were spoken, several elderly men and women who seemed anxious to leave immediately changed sides.
"Then let's catch him," the abbot's uncle immediately changed his words, "I won't cook tonight."
[You still have to rely on me.] Brother Li winked at the abbot's mother, made a lip gesture, and patted Bai Jinshu's shoulder solemnly: "Doctor Du, don't worry, I must send out the video with you today! We can't fail!"
Bai Jinshu: ...Thank you, but he is not worried at all.
[Whether you can’t go empty-handed or you can’t waste the video gift of Cat Saint, you know it clearly in your heart (look of contempt)]
[Don’t you feel guilty when Li Ge says this? (Looks contemptuous)]
[Failed to catch the cat = The video of the Cat Saint could not be sent out = Li Ge’s account could not gain followers = lost a lot of corporate sponsorship = Li Ge’s bonus was lost (a look of contempt)]
[Brother Li, in the thirty seconds you are thinking, are you thinking about the abbot who resolutely left you last night, or your bonus that has gone down the drain?]
["The Heartthrob Runs Away from White Moonlight·Thirty-Nine Escapes·Abbot, Don't Run Away"]
[The title of your book is very tempting, but the word "Abbot" in your title dilutes this, adding a sense of taboo to the temptation.]
[From the Charming Runaway Sweetheart to the Snow Mountain Temple]
[Si Dao Pu, I say Si Dao Pu, the abbot is just a cat! You guys don’t even let a cat go! ]
[Obviously, now it is a cat that has not let go of Li Ge. ]
In the location space, Li Ge, who was not spared, made up his mind: "No! It's ok if we can't catch the abbot, but the video recorder is turned on and we can't catch nothing! We must catch a cat today! For the glory of mankind!"
"I second the motion," the abbot's mother nodded resolutely, "For the honor of our family!"
"Sister, where does our family's glory come from?" the abbot uncle asked in a low voice.
"How should I know?" Aunt Fangzhang shirked the blame. "You must be talking about her father. Look at her second uncle."
"What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me?" The abbot was immediately irritated. "Just catch the cat. I've been the best at catching cats since I was a child! Why are you attacking me? Ni'er, come and judge for yourself!"
The abbot's mother was dragged over to act as the referee.
"We are all family, we are all family," said the abbot's mother, feeling overwhelmed. "Haining Island is such a small place, everyone has the last name Wu, and we are all related. Stop arguing, stop arguing."
"Very good, very energetic," everyone behind him was arguing, Li Ge stood up with high morale, "Then let's get ready to set off now!"
"Where are we going, Brother Li?" Lu Changfeng asked curiously, "Are we going to catch the abbot? It's said on the Internet that the best time to catch cats is 24 hours. After 24 hours, the cats will run away."
"Let me think..." Li Ge was obviously a little confused. He pondered for a while and turned to ask Bai Jinshu for his opinion. "Doctor Du, are you sure you can lead the leader to capture the abbot?"
Bai Jin said: "We need to see if we can find the abbot first."
For Li Ge, the problem was catching, but for him, the problem was just finding.
After all, once Huai Jiamu's time stop is activated, all the cats present will be at the mercy of others. Not only the cats, but if he insists on doing it, humans will also be at the mercy of others, which will immediately make up for the fact that all the people on the island have not been beaten by the tentacle cats.
For the abbot, there might not even be a need to use the time stop function. After all, he had been threatened by Huai Jiamu yesterday. If he were to encounter it head-on, he would not even try to dodge.
"Let me think about it..." Li Ge thought seriously for a moment, "Logically speaking, the abbot ran away from Maode College yesterday. There is only one place where many wild cats live near Maode College, and that is the Citizen Park. That's also where I caught the abbot last time."
According to the 24 rule, the place the abbot is most likely to go is the Civic Park.
"And I suspect the abbot's power is here," Li Ge said in a serious tone, "The last time I caught the abbot, there were a few other cats around him. I suspect they were all his minions."
The abbot is the big brother among cats. The first thing he would do after escaping from prison is to find his younger brothers, then regroup and make a comeback.
"That makes sense," the abbot's mother came over after she had appeased her elders. "Then why didn't you say it at the beginning, Brother Li?"
"Didn't you say your uncle is good at finding cats..." Li Ge hadn't finished his words when he saw the abbot's uncle with glaring eyes behind him through the abbot's mother's shoulder. He quickly changed the subject, "I came here by car. My car can only seat four people. If you are included, I can take one more person. How are the others going?"
"Don't worry about that," Auntie Fangzhang waved her hand, "We have senior citizen cards, so we don't have to pay for the bus! Ni'er, just follow them!"
"Why don't we let them take the bus while we take the train?" Lu Changfeng said a little hesitantly, "After all, they are our elders. It would be embarrassing for us to take the bus while they take the train..."
"No," Bai Jinshu crossed his arms and said, "If you speak up, they will get angry with you."
"Why?" Lu Changfeng's eyes were full of confusion.
"Because for them, using the senior citizen card to ride the bus for free is a bargain," said Du Zhongsheng, a cult lecturer who is well versed in human nature. "Free bus rides are limited to four times a day. If they don't take all four times, they will lose out."
Therefore, many elderly people have nothing to do so they take the bus around the city, or regularly go to some vegetable markets, supermarkets or health lectures to check in.
One of the reasons why most elderly people are deceived by pyramid schemes is that they are out of touch with society and cannot distinguish true from false information. Another reason is that they have too much free time.
For elderly people who live alone and have no one to visit them all year round, a scammer who appears friendly and speaks sweetly is more approachable than his or her own children.
Under the brainwashing of their leader, the members of the Redemption Society often bring in new believers they have recruited into the church. Most of these believers are elderly people. This is probably to prevent the police from discovering any deaths. As far as Du Zhongsheng can remember, very few of these elderly people who were brought to visit were converted to the church through his hands.
When all the Sons of God's reserve soldiers had not died yet, Du Zhongsheng could often obtain some information about the distribution of personnel within the church from their language. For example, most of the believers in the Redemption Society were young and middle-aged, and there were relatively few elderly people.
The leader of the Redemption Society obviously has a certain degree of awareness of prevention, knowing that the elderly are one of the groups that are easily deceived, so he pays more attention to them. Moreover, the mortality rate of them when they chop off their hands and feet is higher than that of young and middle-aged people, and the probability of getting into trouble is also high, so he simply does not target this group of people.
Therefore, in the eyes of most elderly people who were brought into the church by their relatives and friends, this is just a civil society organization for mutual assistance for the disabled, and they often distribute eggs to encourage everyone to spread the word and have more disabled people join.
Thanks to these elderly people, the Redemption Society once had a good reputation and even received a banner from the community...
That's going too far.
Bai Jinshu came back to his senses and saw the abbot's mother nodding her head rapidly. "If we insist on letting them take the car and we take the bus, my second uncle and my eldest uncle will scold us young people for wasting money. Even though they often quarrel, they still have a good relationship."
Things had come to this point, so everyone had no choice but to watch the elderly men walk to the bus stop and then get into Li Ge's car together.
There were no parking spots near the Civic Park, so after some discussion in the car, we decided to park the car directly back at the Cat De Academy and then walk there. We could also go back to the store to check on the situation and replenish the cat catching equipment.
The so-called cat catching equipment is just some cat strips and an old net bag that Li Ge found in the warehouse.
After getting the equipment, Li Ge was very proud of himself. He swore repeatedly along the way that he would be able to capture the abbot in one fell swoop and completely wash away the shame of the previous forty times.
There was no mention at all that whether the abbot could be captured depended mainly on Bai Jinshu and the leopard cat on his head, not on the net bag in his hand.
Along the way, the abbot's mother was a little curious why their ultimate weapon was the leopard cat leader. After Brother Li explained it clearly, she seemed to be eager to attack the leopard cat's tail all the way.
Lu Changfeng was terrified all the way, fearing that the leader would turn around and spit out a mouthful of tentacles and eat the abbot's mother as well.
Fortunately, Huai Jiamu's recipe seems to be stable.
Along the way, he didn't even glance at the abbot's mother, but was eager to try the old net bag in Li Ge's hand.
The only ones who noticed this were Bai Jinshu and Danmu:
[The leader's eyes seemed to stay on Brother Li.]
[The one in front is the old net bag that has always been in Li Ge’s hand.]
【Brother Li is about to lose his second net bag.】
【Old net bag, dangerous. 】
【Old net bag——】
The owner of the old net bag doesn't know that his net bag is about to leave him.
"This is it!" Brother Li, holding the net bag in one hand, stood at the entrance of the park and let out a long sigh, "I caught the abbot here last time!"
"There are so many cats here," Lu Changfeng exclaimed, "There are not even so many cats on the street."
Just by standing at the entrance of the park, you can see a cat appearing from time to time in the grass not far from the entrance, on the lawn, on the park seats, and on the paths.
"Because the cats on Haining Island generally prefer to stay in nature and don't like reinforced concrete cities," Li Ge explained. "The ecological environment in Haining city is average, so wild cats gather in the suburbs. The greening in the Citizen Park is better, so the cats around here spend most of their time here."
After all, for the cats on the island, people in the urban area live in a city of reinforced concrete. It is not convenient to come to their homes for meals, and it is more dangerous with cars driving on the road.
"Where are my uncle and his family?" The abbot's mother looked around and asked curiously, "Logically speaking, they should have arrived earlier than us, right?"
They took a long detour and walked from Maode College, which took them quite some time.
"Maybe they went in first?" Lu Changfeng guessed while holding up the camera, "Why don't we go in too?"
"Let's go, let's go," Li Ge walked forward excitedly and put his arm around Bai Jinshu's shoulders, "Let's go quickly...that..."
He paused for a moment, and his voice weakened a little: "Doctor Du, do you feel that... the leader has a problem with me?"
Why did the leader glare at him when he rushed up and put his hand on Bai Jinshu's shoulder?
Bai Jinshu: ...You just discovered it?
Brother Li is a good person in every way, except that he is a little too enthusiastic, and his sense of social boundaries is too weak. When he is excited, he likes to pat people on shoulders and thighs. He also doesn't know how to put his arm around people's shoulders and walk like good friends.
Along the way, several times when he got excited, he would rush up to me and put his arms around my shoulders, patting me like a good friend.
Every time this happened, Bai Jinshu could feel that Huai Jiamu began to look at him as if he were a dead person.
If Bai Jinshu didn't know that Huai Jiamu didn't eat humans, he had no doubt that he would reach out his tentacles and kill Li Ge next.
In such a deadly gaze, Li Ge walked all the way without noticing anything until he reached the park entrance and realized something was wrong. His calmness is enough to make people applaud and admire him.
Noticing that Huai Jiamu's gaze began to linger on Li Ge again, Bai Jinshu held his forehead in his heart and asked, "Who does the leader have no opinion on?"
"That's true," Li Ge stroked his chin, "The leader's former name was Mao Buli."
It seems that relatives are accidental, and this state of looking down on everyone is inevitable for the leader.
"But let me tell you something," Li Ge lowered his voice and whispered as if imparting his experience, "I don't think you can always let the leader stay above you."
"Why?" Bai Jinshu asked curiously.
"Because when raising a pet, of course you have to establish a master-servant relationship. If you keep pushing it over your head, it will think it's your master," Li Ge taught Bai Jinshu with great experience. "If this continues, the leader will become disobedient and make trouble everywhere in the house, biting and scratching things, urinating on things, etc., so you have to eliminate such tendencies from the beginning."
Bai Jinshu: ...
He felt... Huai Jiamu's eyes became even colder...
Brother Li, if you continue talking, it may be difficult for him to keep your mouth shut under Huai Jiamu's tentacles.
【……Um. 】
【……Well. 】
【……this. 】
[Why do I feel that Li Ge will die before his old net bag? ]
[Is there any housing manager who wants to open a bet to see whether the old net bag will be sent first or Li Ge will be strangled to death by the leader first.]
[I bet Brother Li that if he says one more word, the leader will immediately explode.]
Fortunately, Brother Li's attention was diverted in time.
"Hey, look at that!" He suddenly pointed at a cat not far away and said in surprise, "This one looks like it can jump far!"
Looking in the direction of Li Ge's finger, a white cat was licking its fur gracefully on the lawn not far away.
From this angle, you can see that the white cat and Tiaodeyuan have the same heterochromatic pupils and similar faces.
Although cats all look similar, there are still many differences between cats of different breeds. A pure white cat with heterochromia like Tiaodeyuan is rare. This is a white cat that unexpectedly looks very similar to it.
However, it cannot be said that they look exactly the same. The white cat on the lawn is obviously larger than the little white cat they rescued from the beam last night. It looks like an adult cat.
"It really looks alike," Lu Changfeng said approvingly, "Is this related to jumping far?"
"Shh," Brother Li made a gesture to everyone, then tiptoed behind the white cat and slammed the net bag in his hand down.
The white cat let out a startling meow and looked back at Brother Li. Bai Jinshu didn't know if it was an illusion, but he actually saw a hint of disbelief and shock in her eyes.
"Quick!" Brother Li quickly shouted to Lu Changfeng, "Did you record it?"
"I recorded it, I recorded it," Lu Changfeng nodded excitedly, "It was recorded very clearly just now."
"Help me hold this down, yes, hold it here," Brother Li pointed out the location to the abbot's mother, "Let's open the cat box and take Pao Deyuan out of the net bag."
Bai Jinshu: "...run far?"
How long has it been since you saw this cat, and Brother Li has already given it a name?
"Yeah, that's a good name, isn't it?" Li Ge chuckled. "Look, this cat looks so similar to Tiao Deyuan. They are both the same breed and have different colored eyes. I think it's very likely the mother of the little white cat."
Lu Changfeng nodded approvingly: "I think so too. I think so too."
"The place where we found the little white cat yesterday was over at No. 1 Middle School," Li Ge said as he gestured, "No. 1 Middle School is quite far from here, so if this cat is really the mother who can jump far, then it must have run over from No. 1 Middle School."
"So?" Bai Jinshu looked at Brother Li who had already transferred the cat from the net bag to the cat box.
"So it's called Pao Deyuan," Li Ge said confidently, "This is a Deyuan family."
...This weird name really ruins the identical beauty of these two cats.
Brother Li shook the cat box and said, "This is much heavier than Jump Far. It must be her mother. She is so beautiful. There must be many people who want to adopt her."
"Indeed," Lu Changfeng came over to observe closely, "their family has good genes."
But although they look alike, their personalities are completely different.
After jumping far away was caught, he became unusually well-behaved and didn't move a single step, as if he was frightened and stressed. However, running far away started to curse wildly in the cat box, meowing and meowing wildly.
"Doctor Du, Doctor Du, please bring the leader here quickly!" Brother Li quickly asked Bai Jinshu for help.
Bai Jinshu carried the leader over and ran to the cat box to look at the leader from afar, with even more disbelief in his eyes.
"I'm going to look around here again," Li Ge became interested when he saw Pao Deyuan calm down. "If Pao Deyuan is here, then her other children are probably here too. This litter is good-looking, so maybe many people will adopt them."
There are very few native cats on Haining Island that look so good. Most of the native cats live outside and are exposed to the elements, so they look a little shabby. It is rare to find cats with shiny fur, well-proportioned bodies, and beautiful eyes like this litter.
"What about the abbot?" Lu Changfeng asked.
"Let's try to find one," Li Ge said casually, "Anyway, we've already caught one, so it's not like we're empty-handed."
That's true.
"That, that!" Before he could finish his sentence, the abbot's mother suddenly pointed at a cat squatting on a tree in the distance and shouted, "Is this the abbot?"
"Where?!" Li Ge looked up and looked around, "Where is it?"
"There! On the tree!" Mother Abbot pointed the way. "It's the tree next to the street lamp. Do you see it?!"
"Let me see, it looks a bit like him..." Li Ge stroked his chin thoughtfully, "but I'm not sure if it's the leader."
This location is too far away, and I can't see the color of the tabby cat at all. Besides, the tabby cat is not a very special breed. There are many tabby cats on Haining Island.
"How can we be sure? Should we take a closer look to see if it is the abbot?" the abbot's mother thought.
"No need," Li Ge shook his head firmly.
He raised his chin towards Lu Changfeng and said, "Old Lu, please move forward a few steps."
Lu Changfeng:?
"Like this?" He was puzzled, but did as he was told.
"Yes, yes, yes," Li Ge nodded, "Go forward, go forward."
"Doctor Du, you don't need to take action yet." He turned his head and nodded firmly to Bai Jinshu, "I will know if it is the abbot after I try."
【How to try? 】
[I don’t know.]
On the screen, Bai Jinshu also asked the same question: "How to try?"
Brother Li said, "First, let the photographer walk over with the camera."
In front of him, Lu Changfeng was already walking towards Lihua with a camera in hand.
Li Ge: "Next, make some noise to make sure Li Hua looks over."
"oi! oi! oi! Look here! Eliminate human tyranny!" Brother Li let out a ghostly cry.
The raccoon cat on the tree looked over.
“Finally,” he said, “see how the cat reacts.”
"Then..." Mother Fang looked at the raccoon cat that had already flown towards Lu Changfeng, "What kind of reaction is this..."
"If there is no reaction, it is another cat. If there is one that runs away, it is the i-cat," Li Ge said. "If there is one that rushes up and hits someone, it is the abbot."
"Doctor Du!" He looked at Bai Jin solemnly and said, "This is the abbot! This is definitely the abbot! I have never seen a cat that is so arrogant!"
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