Chapter 610 Haining Cat Island (20) [VIP]

On the barrage, a question mark appeared slowly:

【？ 】

[So this is how you recognize a cat? ]

【What a great way to recognize a cat. 】

[Okay, okay, I'll let you know whether the cat hits you or not, right? 】

[This is how Li Ge was beaten thirty-nine times.]

[Brother Li learned from his failures over and over again, and finally learned his lesson on the 40th time and stopped doing it on his own.]

Li Ge did not go on the field himself, but sent Lu Changfeng to go on the field.

Facing the tabby cat that was rushing towards him, Lu Changfeng was agile and reacted quickly. Before the cat was in front of him, he predicted where the cat would land, stretched out his hands to block it to protect his face, and took three steps back.

The next second, Li Ge’s voice echoed across the lawn: “Wait a minute, our camera has been dropped, the buckle is not tight, don’t move too much—”

It's too late.

"Oh my god, something flew out!" The abbot's mother was shocked.

"Ah," Huai Jiamu's dynamic vision is much better than that of humans. Bai Jinshu has already seen the object flying out, "It looks like a camera."

The sports camera that Li Ge and his friends usually use to record videos when they go out is a portable camera. Compared with the traditional bulky ones, this brand of sports camera is sold as small and light. It only consists of a handle and a gimbal. The front of the gimbal is the lens, the back is the display screen, and there are only a few buckles connecting it to the handle.

This design is easy to store and use. The only drawback is that the one in Li Ge's hand was accidentally dropped, and there is a crack at the buckle position. It is definitely fine for normal shooting, but if you hold the sports camera and wave it wildly -

Then the cloud platform will fly out.

Following a perfect parabola, before Lu Changfeng could react, only the handle was left of the sports camera in his hand, and the gimbal flew out along with the camera and hit the grass.

He let out a cry that broke Brother Li's heart: "Hiss - this camera costs more than three thousand..."

[Lens——]

【Gimbal——】

【Three thousand yuan——】

"What?" Lu Changfeng stood still, looked back at Li Ge blankly, then looked at the handle in his hand, and suddenly widened his eyes, "Wait a minute, where's the camera?"

Bai Jinshu blinked: "You threw it out."

"Ah?" Lu Changfeng was stunned for a moment, "Didn't I hold it? Could it be that I broke it? It's so fragile?"

"It's not fragile, it's the joint that was broken before," Li Ge covered his heart with his hands in pain, "I just said to be careful with the things in your hands, and I saw you suddenly wave your hand and jump back."

He showed an extreme flexibility that was incompatible with his body shape.

Lu Changfeng touched his head awkwardly: "It's not...it's not that I didn't realize that I had a camera in my hand."

He didn't subconsciously throw the camera as a weapon because he had already considered that it was a cat, not a person, that was flying towards his face.

"…It's okay, it's okay," Li Ge covered his heart and sighed, "I don't blame you."

The human instinct when faced with a crisis is to defend. Lu Changfeng didn't know that his camera had been thrown at him, so it's not his fault.

"It's okay," the abbot's mother quickly comforted him, "It won't necessarily break if it falls on the grass. I remember that this brand of lens is quite sturdy."

Lu Changfeng: "I'll go take a look."

He made amends and quickly ran several steps towards where the camera landed: "I hope there is nothing wrong with the lens."

There is indeed no problem with the lens, or rather, at this moment, there is no problem with the lens.

And this sports camera, which is worth three thousand dollars and has been in service for one year, will suffer devastating damage in thirty seconds.

There are still twenty-eight seconds until the lens shatters.

"Hey, that's strange," Lu Changfeng turned around, and the abbot's mother suddenly looked around curiously, "Strange, where's the cat?"

Didn't the abbot just jump towards Lu Changfeng's face? How come in the blink of an eye, when everyone was paying attention to the camera, the cat disappeared?

Could it be that he ran away?

There are still twenty seconds until the line breaks.

"The abbot ran away again?" Brother Li gritted his teeth, "Didn't he just have his sterilization done last night? Doesn't he need to recover from the surgery?!"

Is the abbot an iron cat? Doesn't he need a recovery period?

With such amazing recovery abilities, no wonder he was able to escape from the Maode Academy inexplicably!

There are thirteen seconds left before the camera is completely scrapped.

"Over there," Huai Jiamu spotted the presence of the tabby cat, and Bai Jinshu pointed in the direction of the tabby cat. "It's running towards Lu Changfeng."

"Is it going to hit Brother Lu?" the abbot's mother asked worriedly.

But the tabby cat didn't seem to be looking at Lu Changfeng.

"Correction," Bai Jinshu added, "Run towards the direction of the camera."

There are still three seconds before Li Ge makes a sharp explosion.

The tabby cat arrived at the camera before Lu Changfeng, then opened its mouth like a python, revealing its sharp white teeth.

【Sports Camera——】

[Lens——]

[Li Ge's three thousand yuan——]

[Take care of the abbot, save the camera! ]

Li Ge let out a sharp explosion: "Ahhhhh don't bite--"

"Fuck." Lu Changfeng looked at the tabby cat in shock, then looked at the leopard cat on Bai Jinshu's head. The look in his eyes seemed to be judging whether the tabby cat abbot was a member of the Redemption Society.

"Can you really bite it?" The abbot's mother paused for a moment, then heard a crisp snap and exclaimed in shock, "Damn, it worked. The abbot has really good teeth."

“Crack—”

The tabby cat bit the camera directly.

[Does it sound good? If it sounds good, it means it is a good shot. 】

【A moment of silence.】

【A semitone of silence.】

【A half-screen silence. 】

【Goodbye, three thousand yuan.】

With a crisp "click", Bai Jinshu clearly saw that a radial crack had appeared on the innocent motion camera under the cat's mouth.

But the good news is that the tabby cat doesn't seem to have any pica like Huai Jiamu. It just very simply... uh, very simply dislikes Li Ge.

After biting the camera, it looked up at Li Ge with great pride.

I don’t know if it was an illusion, but everyone present seemed to be able to see a provocative smile on the cat’s face.

This man and this cat do have a grudge against each other.

"I must catch it today," Li Ge gritted his teeth, stared at the cat fiercely for ten seconds, turned his head and looked at Bai Jinshu, "Doctor Du, please say something!"

Bai Jinshu: ...He wondered what Brother Li was going to do. The tone of his first sentence was so vicious and sinister, and the next sentence was, "Doctor Du, say something quickly."

"I'll try my best," Bai Jinshu looked at the tabby cat who was concentrating on destroying the end of the world under Li Ge's pitiful gaze, "but are you sure you want to catch it?"

"I'm sure." Li Ge gritted his teeth.

"Okay then." Bai Jinshu shrugged and patted Huai Jiamu to signal him to stop the timer.

This person Huai Jiamu... uh, this god... this cat, this cat is also full of bad intentions.

He could have stopped the camera before the cat bit down on the camera, but he just watched the cat bite Li Ge's camera without any reaction.

Bai Jinshu had reason to suspect that he was assimilated by the cat after turning into a cat.

Huai Jiamu lazily swung his tail to show that he understood.

Time stopped, and several tentacles instantly burst out from his mouth, instantly grabbing the tabby cat that was just arrogant and provocative.

"I was right," Bai Jinshu said with a subtle expression, "This one is not the abbot at all."

Although they are both tabby cats, the pattern on the back of this cat is slightly different from that of the Abbot. Although it looks very similar to the Abbot from a distance, if you look closely, you can see that this cat is not the Abbot at all.

Moreover, the abbot had just been threatened by Huai Jiamu yesterday. When he bit the camera just now, Huai Jiamu was lying on his head. If this was the real abbot, he would have turned around and ran away and would not have bitten the camera at all.

Most importantly…

Bai Jinshu held the tentacle and turned it 180 degrees, successfully seeing the underside of the cat.

Well... no knife edge.

His vision quickly shifted away, preventing him from continuing to observe the other cat's chassis.

Bai Jinshu: "...Okay, I've finished looking. This cat is not the abbot, but Brother Li wants it, so I'll just take it back later."

Although he didn't know why this tabby cat, who was not the abbot, would attack Brother Li, he now had a guess that was very close to the truth.

Bai Jinshu silently looked at the poor camera in its mouth, which had become a damaged version. He silently mourned for Li Ge's bizarre fate with cats for a few seconds, and then witnessed Huai Jiamu continuing to beat the tabby cat with his tentacles, and the time stop was lifted.

The tabby cat that was put back in its place:!!!

Cats! There's a ghost!

It felt as if it had been beaten up by someone for no apparent reason!

Before it could recover from the shock of feeling like it had been beaten, it felt the skin on the back of its neck tighten.

The field of vision in front of it suddenly became higher, and then, a face that was probably very stunning in human aesthetics appeared in its sight, and an ugly-faced leopard cat was squatting on the head of the owner of the face.

"Got it," the human shook it and looked behind him, "Do you want to see this cat?"

"Take a look! I must take a look!" Li Ge rolled up his sleeves, "I want to have a Mortal Kombat with it!"

As he spoke, he took the bag containing the cats that had run away and unzipped it halfway, as if he was going to pack up both cats and take them away.

"The abbot is just a cat, and the cat didn't do it on purpose." The abbot's mother doted on him.

"I don't know if it was intentional or not," Bai Jinshu shrugged, "but this one is not actually the abbot."

"No?!" Brother Li and the abbot's mother were both shocked.

"No." Bai Jinshu confirmed.

"Abbot, I already observed it when I caught it yesterday. The pattern is not like this." He turned the cat over. "And you see, this one has no cuts, and the hair on its belly has not been shaved."

Since there are no incisions, it can be said to be a minimally invasive surgery, but the hair on the abdomen is still there, which only means that the cat that had the sterilization surgery yesterday and the skin preparation was not this cat.

"Ah?" Brother Li was completely confused. "If this isn't the abbot, why would it hit me?"

"I don't know," Bai Jinshu shook the cat, "So do you still want to keep it now?"

They captured the abbot because his mother wanted to adopt the cat, but now if the cat is not the abbot, I don’t know if Brother Li would still want it.

"Why not keep it?" Li Ge pointed at the cat with his knife sharpened. "Why not name this cat Three Thousand Dollars? I'm going to take the cruelest revenge on it."

"What revenge?" Lu Changfeng was curious.

"I'm addicted to castration," Li Ge showed a ferocious smile, "Shall we turn it into a eunuch tomorrow?"

[It is indeed cruel. ]

[It is revenge indeed. 】

【Three thousand dollars and goodbye to your balls. 】

[Three thousand yuan, cherish the time when you can still be a complete cat. 】

【Brother Li seems to have turned evil, so funny.】

【Speaking of which, don’t you realize another problem? 】

In the unknown space, Lu Changfeng asked, "So this is not the abbot?"

"No." This time it was Brother Li who confirmed.

"Then every time you met the abbot before, Brother Li...could it be that he was not the abbot?" Lu Changfeng thought and spoke.

Li Ge: ...

"Impossible..." He struggled, "It's rare to see a cat that hits you right away."

"I think it's not uncommon. Not all cats are like this. Could it be that you, Brother Li, have never known the abbot..." Lu Changfeng used a normal attack to hit a critical hit, "but every time I see a tabby cat coming up to attack someone, I say it's the abbot."

Li Ge tried to save his reputation fiercely: "No, this is all the abbot's conspiracy. He is the big brother in the cat group and told all the cats to attack me if they see me. He is targeting me! There is a blood feud between him and me that you cannot understand! This is his revenge against me!"

"Doesn't that mean that you, Brother Li, have been beaten by many cats?" Lu Changfeng said weakly.

Li Ge: ...

It seems that Li Ge has lost all his strength and means.

【Li Ge's faith seems to have collapsed. 】

[You mean to say that Li Ge has lost his human dignity in front of more than one cat, right? ]

[It is suspected that Li Ge made humans lose face in front of cats. 】

[Look at it in a positive light. The abbot's former name was Thirty-Nine, which means that Brother Li has only lost face in front of thirty-nine cats at most. The world's population is 8.1 billion, so each cat has only defeated 207 million humans.]

【It’s great that you’re a mathematician. 】

[What's good about this? Is it good that among 207 million humans, each person can only get one in 207 million of a tabby cat? ]

【Human, you can snuggle under the strong body of a cat. 】

[There are not many people who can snuggle under the cat's body! ]

[Two hundred and seven million people, you can take turns snuggling under the strong body of the cat.]

Li Ge: ...

Li Ge accepted this reality painfully.

"This doesn't make sense..." He said painfully, "Am I a very disgusting person? Why does every tabby cat want to beat me up after seeing me?"

"I'll stand with you here," Bai Jinshu said with a hint of sympathy, "I think it might really be the abbot who is instigating the other cats to attack you."

He might not have thought so before, but after Huaijiamu turned into a cat, he has fully understood this creature.

What bad intentions could a kitten have? Kittens have a lot of bad intentions.

It is very likely that he would instigate his own kind to beat up Li Ge. After all, after Huai Jiamu turned into a cat, he would sneak around and deliberately let other cats bite Li Ge's sports camera, and eat Li Ge's second metal pole of the net bag while everyone was busy with other things.

I hope Li Ge won’t be too sad when he finds out that the metal pole of his old net bag is also missing.

Bai Jinshu silently watched Huai Jiamu put away the tentacles in his mouth, and at this moment he reached spiritual unity with the abbot's mother.

He's just a cat, what's wrong with him!

Spoiled.

He scooped up the leopard cat and planned to pretend nothing happened and remain silent while Brother Li was looking for the net bag.

[No prize guessing game: when will Li Ge find out that his net bag is missing?]

[A cat strip, a half-hour bet.]

【One can, one hour of gambling.】

[A bag of cat food. I bet he won't find it until he gets home.]

[Then I bet that if I buy a set of Hai Le Miao, Brother Li might not even remember it tomorrow. ]

At this time, Li Ge didn't know that his net bag had been sacrificed again.

He was grabbing Sanqianyuan's neck, turning his grief into strength and swearing, "I have decided to castrate every tabby cat I see in the future, until all the tabby cats that have attacked me become male cats... Shit!"

Before he finished his oath, he saw a white shadow rushing out from the side like a rocket.

"What is that?" The abbot's mother hadn't reacted yet.

"Run far?!" Bai Jinshu saw it clearly.

"Run far?" Li Ge's eyes widened and he let out a second blast. "Isn't Run Far in the cat bag?"

He looked at the cat bag next to him in shock and discovered that the zipper of the bag had been opened by Pao Deyuan at some point. While everyone was paying attention to the three thousand yuan, Pao Deyuan successfully escaped from prison and quickly fled to a place where no one could see him.

Li Ge gritted his teeth and said, "Damn it, I forgot, I didn't zip up the cat bag!"

He had just opened half of the zipper intending to put the abbot in, but before he could put the cat in, he learned the sad news that the cat was not the abbot.

Before he could digest the bad news, the previous cat ran away again.

"No, I have to find time to go to the temple to worship," he muttered a few words, and suddenly realized that there was no temple on Haining Island, so he changed his words and bowed twice in the direction of Huaijiamu, "Great Cat God, please bless me so that I won't be beaten by a tabby cat in the future, and I won't let the cat I catch run away."

"Brother Li, you'd better put the three thousand yuan in your bag first," the abbot's mother reminded him quickly, "otherwise this one will run away too."

Just now when Brother Li was paying homage to the leader, the three thousand yuan seemed ready to go.

"That makes sense." Li Ge quickly stuffed the three thousand yuan in his arms, which had lost its ability to resist for some reason, into the cat bag, then looked up at the sky, "Why don't we stop here today?"

It was getting late, and it gets dark much faster on the island than inland. It would be dark soon, and it would be difficult to catch cats after dark. Besides, he had heard the story of the bear picking corn, so he brought a cat bag with him today. If they caught the cat that ran far away again, what would he do if he lost the three thousand yuan?

Between three thousand yuan and running far, three thousand yuan is more hateful.

Brother Li silently decided to cut in line tomorrow and earn three thousand yuan to relieve his hatred, and then come here again to capture the Deyuan family when he has the chance.

Since Brother Li said he was leaving, the remaining three people had no objection. The four of them carried the cat bags and walked out of the Public Park. When they were almost at the entrance, a few familiar figures appeared on the path.

"Second uncle?" The abbot's mother let out a long sigh and quickly ran forward a few steps, "Why did you get here just now?"

"Oh, we met your uncle Hong and his friends on the way, and we were late after chatting for a while," said the second uncle, the abbot, with a nonchalant look on his face. "We are adults, we won't get lost, why are you so nervous?"

"Did you catch the cat?" Aunt Abbot looked back and immediately saw the vague shadow inside the cat bag.

"Have you caught them all?" The abbot uncle was anxious. "How come they have caught them all before we even got here? Let me see who they have caught."

"He's been caught," the abbot's mother said listlessly, "but he wasn't the abbot..."

“Let me see…” Several elders, who were eager to win, instantly left her behind and gathered around Li Ge to look at the cat.

Lihua Sanqiankuan was hiding deep in the cat's kennel, still immersed in the fear of someone beating him up for no reason, and had no time to pay attention to the humans who had gathered around to watch him.

Several elders surrounded the leopard cat and observed it for several minutes. Lu Changfeng and Li Ge talked one after another about how they caught the three thousand yuan. They also mentioned that the kitten on the beam jumped as far as last night and looked equally handsome, but unfortunately it escaped too far.

Bai Jinshu, who was the biggest contributor to catching the cat, was holding Huai Jiamu and pretending to be an invisible man, trying to see when Li Ge would realize that his net bag was missing.

"It must be that thing. The cats I attracted brought you three thousand dollars!" The abbot uncle said stubbornly after hearing this story. "I think it's all because Doctor Du described it too academically. The cats couldn't understand what U and S meant, so they found the wrong cat!"

"It's all your credit. You're so capable," Aunt Abbot rolled her eyes. "Where did you catch it?"

"Over there," Lu Changfeng pointed to the tree where they found the cat, "but it seems there are no cats now."

"Let me see," said the second abbot, walking a few steps over there, looking undefeated, "Why didn't I expect that monk to be here?"

"Because the one they caught wasn't the monk... they caught just an ordinary cat," the abbot uncle followed up unceremoniously, "Your eyes also need treatment."

"You are the one who is blind," said the second uncle of the abbot dissatisfiedly, "My eyesight is very good."

"It's getting so late," the abbot's mother hurried out to hold the two people, "Why don't you go back and cook first, otherwise... the bus will stop running!"

Haining Island is a very small island with not many bus routes. After the evening rush hour, the number of bus routes from the city to the suburbs will drop sharply.

When they heard that the bus was going to stop operating, several people turned around instantly and said, "Let's go, let's go."

"Go home, go home, go home!"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

It gets dark very quickly on the island. In the short time we were talking, the sky had become much darker.

They thought that these old men and women were excited after seeing them catch the cat and wanted to show it to everyone.

Fortunately, after hearing that the bus would soon stop running, several elders of the abbot's mother gave up the idea of ​​showing off their skills. After confirming where they found the cat, they all prepared to go home to cook.

Everyone separated at the entrance of the Citizen Park. Abbot's mother took the bus back with them, while Bai Jinshu and his friends, who were not far away, decided to walk back the same way they came.

Along the way, Brother Li was still immersed in the shock that Thirty-nine was not just one cat, but very likely thirty-nine cats. He suddenly remembered it halfway through the journey.

"Wait a minute!" He stopped suddenly, "I forgot to take my net bag!"

【He finally remembered. 】

【Brother Li says goodbye to your net bag.】

[It’s so funny, Li Ge said he couldn’t lose the net bag, just like Haining Island couldn’t lose the cat on it. ]

[Brother Li, belated love is cheaper than grass. When you were in a deep love relationship with three thousand yuan, your net bag was no longer in this world.]

[Not in this world: refers to being eaten by the leader. ]

[Brother Li is going back to look for the net bag again. Why do I feel like I see a trace of guilt on the face of the Cat Saint? ]

[Why are you feeling guilty! The net bag wasn't eaten by our cat Saint Son! What does the net bag eaten by the leader have to do with the Saint Son! ]

[That’s right! (Applause)]

[Oh my, there are a lot of people doing square dance at the place where I caught the cat just now. ]

[Brother Li wanted to go in to look for the net bag but was scolded by the team leader and was not allowed to go in...Poor Brother Li.]

【Poor Li Ge. 】

【Poor Li Ge. 】

The author has something to say:

You are right, but the world's population is 8.1 billion, so each cat only beats 207 million humans. If these 207 million people were to snuggle up to a cat's strong body, assuming one person snuggles for one minute, that would be a total of 207 million minutes, which is equivalent to 3.45 million hours, 143,750 days, and 393 years.