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Chapter 621 Haining Cat Island (31) [VIP]
People's physiques are indeed different. Even when extremely angry, it is difficult for normal people to think of such a weird trick.
After a brief silence, the policeman nicknamed Rat said, "This... is also a solution, right, Lao Li?"
He reached out and patted Li Ge's shoulders a few times, with a look of great understanding: "Now all the tabby cats on the island hate you. There is no other way. This is the only way."
Li Ge: ...
"If you didn't smile so obviously when you said that," he said after a moment's silence, "I would still believe it."
"Cough... cough cough," Haozi coughed twice, "Brother, I can't help you with this. You know, I've been a little afraid of cats since I was scratched by a cat when I was a child."
Otherwise he wouldn't have been given such a nickname.
Li Ge: "? Can't you overcome it for your brothers?"
"Good brother, I'm in my heart," Haozi slapped his chest, "Call me if you need anything, don't worry about whether I come or not, just call me."
Brother Li: ...This is something you can’t count on.
"Is there no other way?" He looked at Bai Jinshu unwillingly, "Doctor Du, you have taken in many cats who hold grudges, right? Is there no other way to resolve it?"
"For example," he said, "are there any cat-training shows like 'Old Uncle' or something like that?"
"Old Uncle doesn't have it," Bai Jinshu suggested, shaking his head, "but doesn't your mother understand cat language? You can ask her to adjust it."
Yes, as soon as he said this, the eyes of several exploration team members lit up instantly.
From the very beginning, they wanted to find an opportunity to communicate with Li Ge's mother and observe whether she could really talk to cats. Now is a good time.
Guan Hongyan's eyes flickered, and she immediately followed up: "Yes, yes, brother, didn't you say your mom can speak cat language? Why don't you ask your mom to find a few tabby cats to mediate?"
"Yes," Wu Meng quickly added, "Brother Li, your mother will definitely not ignore you! Your store has been smashed like that, she will definitely help you."
When Haozi heard this, his eyes lit up: "Yeah, that's right, Aunt Zhan knows how to do it, just ask her to tell you directly."
"...No," Li Ge frowned and said with some embarrassment, "My mother will definitely not agree."
"Why?" Bai Jinshu raised his eyebrows.
"If Haozi doesn't know, don't you know either?" Li Ge sat down and scratched his hair in frustration. "For some reason, my mom has not allowed me to go out to work since yesterday. She also told me to close the pet store and find another job. If I hadn't received the online alarm in the middle of the night, I probably wouldn't have been able to leave the house."
In this situation, let alone asking his mother to mediate the conflict between him and the tabby cat, he fully suspected that if he told his mother about this, his mother's first reaction would be to let all the cats on the island completely smash his store.
"Don't tell me," he muttered, "I'm beginning to suspect that these cats were ordered by my mother."
"That shouldn't be the case," Fang Xiang interrupted, "If your mother ordered you to do that, then you wouldn't be able to come out tonight."
"That's true." Li Ge scratched his head.
If his mother had ordered the cat to do it, he wouldn't be able to get out tonight.
"So what should I do now?" He sighed. "Do you think it would be helpful if I find a pet communicator on the Internet? They all seem to be very helpful."
"First," Yun Guang broke his fantasy, "you have to find the abbot to communicate."
"Secondly," Bai Jinshu added, "Pet communicators are not responsible for this business."
Although he doesn't have a pet, he has seen some videos on the Internet. A pet communicator should only be responsible for telling the owner what the pet is thinking. As for passing on messages, it seems that this is not possible at present.
"What should I do then..." Brother Li held his head in pain, "Doctor Du, haven't you ever been hated by a cat?"
"No," Bai Jinshu raised his eyebrows slightly, "My patients all... trust me."
And it's not just the patients who believe in him.
Those Holy Son candidates who were also competitors never regarded him as a competitor, and never suspected that he was involved in some things.
Even when they were in the Redemption Society, Du Zhongsheng's men had always had a much higher success rate than other Holy Son reserve soldiers whose subordinates often had believers who regretted their fate.
A face that never fails, plus the bonus of being blind but able to strike with impeccable precision, is enough to make him inherently more credible than others. In addition...
Some harmless little tricks.
——For example, to sow discord among the piety of other people's followers.
After all, as a blind man, his disadvantage compared to other reserve Sons of God is too serious. Don’t other "Sons of God" who can see normally have too many advantages over him?
Since it is impossible to make up for your shortcomings and improve yourself, it is better to pull others down.
Anyway, according to the situation in the Redemption Society, these Son of God reserve soldiers who are still unaware of their situation, who would retch on the corpses of their companions, sob together at night, and try to escape from here, will sooner or later attack each other.
He just shot a little early.
——For example, quietly create some difficulties for other people’s work.
Everyone eats and lives together, so it's too easy to tamper with other people's knives. The children who have just entered the Redemption Society and haven't realized their current situation yet are completely defenseless against their companions. It only takes a few nights to quietly eliminate some of them and turn them into training tools or sacraments for others.
The nights of the Redemption Society are not peaceful. The old leader intends to let these saints fight each other. At the beginning of the night, a few saints secretly exchanged knives, and later some saints who discovered the current situation began to act together, and then they began to form gangs and attack each other.
No one would attack the only blind man who looked like he would die here soon, so no one would know that he was secretly involved in many disputes.
He stole someone else's knife, deliberately created some bloodstains, and spread the escape plan that they thought was "known only to both parties". The night was the best protective color for him. When everyone's vision was pitch black, Du Zhongsheng became the only exception in this darkness.
After all, what would a blind man do.
"Doctor Du?" Li Ge called out a few times with a sad face, "Is there no more respectable way?"
Do you have to pretend to be sterilized?
"Oh, just give in," Haozi said sarcastically, with his hands folded, "You've sterilized so many cats, so what's wrong with being sterilized today? Lao Li should have a spirit of dedication."
"Why don't you sacrifice yourself?!" Brother Li turned his head and glared.
"It's not me who sterilized the tabby cat," Haozi spread his hands. "It's useless for me to sacrifice myself. I just want to see you sterilized."
Li Ge: ...
He looked desperately at the other policeman present.
Another policeman: “Come on.”
【No one spoke up for Li Ge. 】
[The bankrupt store, the indifferent police, the sterilized tabby cat, and the desperate him. ]
[How can you blame the police for being indifferent? The police also want to take care of things. This is not a human thing that the police can't take care of. Only cat police can be effective. ]
[Then someone here will ask, where is the cat police? ]
【? Who is asking? 】
[Eyes wide open like copper bells——shooting out lightning-like intelligence——]
【Black Cat Police! 】
Amid the laughter and cheers, Li Ge’s desperate face was particularly clear.
After some unknown struggle, Brother Li took a deep breath and said, "Then... let's act it out."
"It's just a show!" he emphasized. "It's just a show!"
"Don't worry, can we really kill you?" Guan Hongyan rubbed her hands, "Come on, how are we going to act? Quickly assign the roles! I want to be the one who snatches the cat away at the moment of life and death. No, I want to drag away Brother Li!"
"Why was I dragged away?" Li Ge's protest was drowned out by the heated discussion.
“Can I be a family member of a patient who is experiencing a life-or-death separation?” Wu Meng raised her hand actively, “I will cry!”
"Okay!" Guan Hongyan waved her hand.
"Then I want to be a spectator." Fang Xiang signed up.
"Okay!" Guan Hongyan continued waving her hand.
"Sister Guan and I will fight together?" Lu Changfeng hesitated for a moment and missed the chance to watch the show. He could only choose to go with Guan Hongyan. "I look fierce and like a bad guy."
"It's absolutely accurate!" Guan Hongyan waved her hand.
"Then it's me and Lu Changfeng fighting over the cat... no, I'm not dragging the person away. Wu Meng is the patient's family member, and Du Zhongsheng is the doctor. Let me think about it, we have to add one more doctor and one more family member to make it even, Yun Guang?" She looked at Yun Guang.
Yun Guang shook his head slightly and nodded his watch to everyone.
Bai Jinshu lowered his head and saw Yun Guang had sent a new message in the group:
Yun Guang: [I have a suspicion that Li Ge's store was smashed not just for revenge, but also related to the clues we found last night.]
Yun Guang: [It seems that some cats on Haining Island cannot be photographed. Is it possible that Li Ge was in line with these cats, so his shop was smashed? ]
Bai Jinshu thought for a moment and said, "You mean, the problem lies with the content that Brother Li filmed?"
Li Ge’s store was smashed because he took pictures of things he shouldn’t have taken pictures of.
If that's the case...there must be someone on Haining Island who took these photos earlier than Li Ge.
Just as I finished my thoughts, two messages popped up in the group at the same time.
Guan Hongyan: [What about that self-media blogger? ]
Wu Meng: [Brother Yunguang, when we first entered this space, Xiaozhou mentioned that there was a girl who returned to Haining Island to do self-media.]
It seems that everyone has the same idea.
If Li Ge's store was smashed simply because he filmed something he shouldn't have filmed while filming a video about catching and rescuing cats, then the girl who initially filmed the video on Haining Island should also have been retaliated against to some extent.
Bai Jinshu thought for a moment.
Du Zhongsheng: [We split up. One group stayed with Li Ge and found a reason to watch his video, while the other group went to investigate the blogger of the self-media account.]
Yun Guang: [OK]
Yun Guang: [Yu Changlin, Tong Yao and I will go.]
It just so happened that the three of them had not been "assigned" any roles.
Guan Hongyan: [What excuse are you looking for?]
Reasons... There are ready-made reasons.
Du Zhongsheng: [shooting.]
Du Zhongsheng: [The hospital cannot operate normally, but the account needs to be updated. Li Ge’s sterilization is a hot topic. ]
Guan Hongyan: [? ]
Guan Hongyan: […Sure enough, anyone who hangs out with Chao Yougan can’t be a good person.]
Originally, Li Ge would only have to embarrass himself in a small circle, but now, he is about to become famous throughout the country and become the last eunuch after the demise of the previous dynasty.
...Cyber father-in-law is also a father-in-law.
I can only say that I hope Brother Li is okay.
Life goes by so quickly, it’s over in the blink of an eye.
Guan Hongyan silently clasped her hands together in her heart and prayed for Brother Li that he would not meet such a wicked person in his next life.
Everyone discussed for a while in the group chat and quickly assigned themselves to the groups. Yun Guang led the other two team members away, and the rest of the people quickly returned to the Cat Academy with Li Ge.
In the already bright daylight, the damage to Maode Academy was even more obvious. In addition to the large hole on the roller door at the entrance, two radicals of the advertising words on the door were also destroyed, turning it into "Miaode Academy Completed".
"It's really over now," Li Ge twitched his lips and laughed weakly twice, "How long will it take to resume business..."
It's become like this after only being open for a few days. Even if it really offended someone, it shouldn't be this bad.
"We probably won't be able to operate for ten days or half a month," Xiao Zhou walked out of the door and waved to everyone, "You guys are back. Xiao Zhen and I have almost finished the inventory. We have made a list of the completely damaged items, and have also moved out the items that can be repaired."
But I don't know if the cat that destroyed the things here was particularly discerning or it was just a coincidence, but the things that were completely damaged were all expensive instruments and large pieces of furniture. The loss was really a painful one.
"Should we contact a repairman to come here now..." Xiao Zhou said a lot, and found that Brother Li ignored him and walked straight inside. He raised his voice and called out twice, "Brother Li, Brother Li?"
"What's wrong with him?" She turned to look at the rest of the people curiously.
"He... um..." Guan Hongyan touched his chin, "He is at a watershed in his life."
Xiaozhou:?
It's just a store that was smashed by a cat, right? It can't be so serious as to be on the watershed, right?
"To put it simply," Guan Hongyan thought for a moment about the words she wanted to use, "Brother Li will probably have to make a move and turn from a young master into a young lady."
Xiaozhou:? ?
This didn't seem simple enough, and she tried hard to understand it, but still didn't.
"And adding you two is just right," Guan Hongyan's eyes lit up, "one is the patient's family member, and the other is here to watch the show."
Xiaozhou: ???
What the hell is going on.
"We are going to sterilize Brother Li," Bai Jinshu took a deep breath and continued under Xiao Zhou's horrified gaze, "We will show this to the tabby cats who smashed the store. This way, they will not come to retaliate against Brother Li for smashing the store again."
Xiao Zhou let out a sigh of relief.
"Playing sterilization?" She blinked. "It's like playing it for Li Ge just like playing it for a cat, but this time he plays the role of the cat?"
"That's it," Guan Hongyan snapped her fingers and pointed at the people around her. "Doctor Du will be in charge of sterilization. I and Changfen will take the patient away. Wu Meng and you will be the patient's family members. Fang Xiang and Xiao Zhen will watch the fun. How do you think?"
"Very...very good." Xiao Zhou couldn't help but curl up his lips. "When will the show start?"
"It's better to do it today than to wait for a day!" Guan Hongyan clapped her hands, quietly put her arm around Xiaozhou's shoulders and lowered her voice, "But I have something to discuss with you."
"What?" Xiao Zhou also cooperated and lowered his voice.
"That's right. You just said this. Our Maode Academy has now become Miaode Academy. We are definitely unable to operate. But what about our performance and salary this month?"
"It should be distributed as usual, right?" Xiao Zhou thought for a moment, "Although we are closed here, the main store is still open, and Brother Li is not the big boss, he is just a partner. The big boss is the dean."
"That's not what I'm talking about," Guan Hongyan retorted disdainfully, "What I mean is that we are closed now, but don't we have to find a way to generate income for the college?"
"So what solution have you come up with?" Xiao Zhou rolled his eyes and heard something wrong.
"My old job, shooting videos," Guan Hongyan shook her shoulders, "Think about it, have we not produced any hits since we came to Haining Island?"
Xiao Zhou nodded: "Yes, because after I came here, I was busy catching cats and opening the business, so I didn't update much."
"Think about it again," Fang Xiang said patiently, "Isn't it that the content of our accounts is too homogeneous? It's the same content over and over again?"
"That's true," Xiao Zhou shrugged, "but we don't have anything else to do."
"It's here now," Guan Hongyan winked, "The boss was retaliated against for neutering the tabby cat, so now he has to perform a neutering performance, how about it, is it explosive or not?"
"Oh my god," Xiao Zhou suddenly realized, "Master!"
"I don't deserve it, I don't deserve it," Guan Hongyan waved her hands repeatedly, "This move was not my idea, it was Doctor Du who came up with it."
At times like this, she was quick to shirk responsibility.
Bai Jinshu twitched his lips when he saw Xiao Zhou looking at him with a mixture of admiration and gloating: "Master, Doctor Du, you are the master of self-media!"
"When do we start?"
Now there are two people ready to fight.
"Call Xiao Zhen out first, and then we'll do this... and then that..." Guan Hongyan lowered her voice and whispered with Xiao Zhou for a long time, and soon came up with an evil plan, "What do you think?"
"Great, very good!" Xiao Zhou gave a thumbs up. "Once this video is released, our branch's account will definitely go viral!"
"You understand Sister Hongyan too well," she addressed Guan Hongyan in an instantly intimate way, "Then Fang Xiang and I will be recording the video nearby. When you guys are fighting over the video, remember to leave a few spots for me so I can take close-ups!"
"Just do as we agreed," Fang Xiang winked at the side, "Hold your phone and pretend to take a precious video of Li Ge being sterilized. Then, when Li Ge finds out, pretend to put it away. This way, he won't realize that my camera is the main one."
"Of course," Xiao Zhou nodded, "We will all cover your position."
"Don't worry," Guan Hongyan nodded solemnly, "When we snatch... drag Brother Li away, we will blindfold him."
"Doctor Du, just wait," she said with an eager smile, "We are really good at acting!"
Bai Jinshu: I really hope Brother Li is okay.
He silently shed a few crocodile tears in his heart, and soon watched Guan Hongyan and others rushing towards the gate of Maode Academy as if they were injected with chicken blood.
As the bad guy who first proposed this suggestion, Bai Jinshu waited until everyone rushed in before he leisurely walked in and put on his white coat.
Within a few seconds, Li Ge's terrified voice rang out from outside the door: "What the hell are you doing! Help! Is this right! Is this right? Holy shit!"
It seems that Brother Li, who was still doing psychological work, was dragged out by Guan Hongyan and others.
"That's absolutely right," Guan Hongyan's voice sounded like she was about to burst out laughing, "Isn't it always like this when you sterilize a cat? We first have to act out the separation of birth and death."
“It’s a separation between life and death, why are you holding a camera to take pictures! What are you doing! What are you doing!” Li Ge’s voice was shrill, “Help! Help! An employee is trying to murder the boss, an employee is trying to…”
"Don't move!" A loud shout came from the door, "I'm a black belt in Taekwondo, put down what you're holding..."
"The one in your hand..." The voice hesitated, "The cat strip in your hand?"
Bai Jinshu pushed open the door.
Inside the Maode Academy, Brother Li was being held down by Guan Hongyan and Lu Changfeng while being dragged on the ground with his hands and feet held down by them, while the "patient's family members" next to them were holding a cat toy and a cat strip respectively. Opposite the four dramatic people, Fang Xiang and Xiao Zhou were holding up their cell phone cameras, one taking a picture of Brother Li while the other took a picture of the big man with his hands folded across his chest at the door.
"Uh..." The big man hesitated for a moment, "Did I go the wrong way?"
“Is this a pet hospital?”
Everyone nodded in unison: "Yes."
"Then what are you doing?" He was confused.
"Our fake kidnapping before the, uh… fake sterilization?"
"Ah?" The big man hesitated for a few seconds, "Kidnapping also needs to be acted... Is it so real?"
The whole pet hospital is in a mess?
Why does sterilization require such a huge cost to act out?
"It's a long story, but to make it short, our boss had a tabby cat neutered, so one of our members was retaliated by the cat and made a mess of the store," Xiao Zhen said in one breath. "In order to calm the tabby cat's anger over being neutered, we're going to pretend that our boss was also neutered, so we're now acting out the act before pretending to be neutered."
"What are you here for?" She looked at the cat box in the big man's hand, "Are you here to take the cat to see a doctor? If it's urgent, we can treat your child first and then perform the play."
"Uh... no," the big man said absentmindedly, "I just brought my wife's newly caught cat here to check it out and give it a bath... I'm not in a hurry, I'm not in a hurry at all."
It’s common to take cats in for checkups, but this is the first time I’ve seen a human being neutered.
The cat can wait and be checked, but he will never see a group of employees neutering the boss at the age of thirty-five again.
"Well, are you still short of actors?" He blinked.
"No shortage..." Li Ge was interrupted by Guan Hongyan in a decisive tone before he finished speaking.
"We need someone like you! Come and lend a hand, let's lift him up!"
"Wait a minute," the big man put down the cat cage in his hand, "Can I call someone over? We can each carry one side, which will be just four people."
That's fine." Guan Hongyan nodded.
"Hello, wife," the big man turned on his cell phone and called out, "Come to Maode College to see the sterilized boss."
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