Rule Oddities, But I Bring My Wife

Lin Xi had a wife, but fate is unpredictable, and Lin Xi's wife died in a car accident. The good news is that she turned into a naive, amnesiac ghost and returned to her side.

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Chapter 063 I have objections!

Chapter 063 I have objections!

The voice of the HR lady pulled Lin Xi out of her thoughts. She quickly finished the meal in front of her and replied to the HR lady, "Right away!"

After finishing the breakfast on the plate, Lin Xi cleaned up the dishes and put the plate in the designated place. She followed the HR lady, who was wearing a pair of high heels today. Her heels made a crisp sound when they stepped on the floor. When Lin Xi was a child watching TV dramas, she also felt that such HR ladies were very handsome and walked with the wind.

The HR lady was particularly smug and confident today. Perhaps it was because she felt a surge of joy at the thought of the arrogant boss who usually bullied them being ripped off and trampled on. She walked ahead, leading Lin Xi into the conference room.

Lin Xi arrived late because she had to go back to her room to change before eating and finally coming back. Even her three colleagues on the night shift who had to go home to change were earlier than her. Lin Xi guessed they must have skipped breakfast; otherwise, they wouldn't have been here earlier than her.

Lin Xi had originally planned to find a random seat in the back row, but the HR lady called out to her, and the other colleagues, all looking excited, gathered around her and moved her to a prominent position. The boss hadn't arrived yet, so Lin Xi felt like the moon surrounded by stars.

After a while, the chefs and aunties from the cafeteria also came and they found a place to sit down.

Lin Xi glanced at her watch. It was already half past nine. The funeral home staff had all arrived, but the boss was nowhere to be seen. Lin Xi yawned. Although she had slept a little last night, that short nap hadn't refreshed her. And with nothing to do now, she was definitely feeling drowsy.

She leaned her elbows on the armrests of the chair, her head resting on her hands, nodding her head, wanting to sleep. Seeing her like this, Shen Sang Ning took the initiative to stretch out her hands and wanted to play the finger-entanglement game with Lin Xi. Lin Xi was worried that the boss might come over at any time, and if he found out, it would definitely arouse his vigilance, so she pressed Shen Sang Ning's fingers and asked her to retract them.

Shen Sangning thought Lin Xi wanted to play with her, so she played the game of "You Push Me" with Lin Xi.

After struggling for a while, Lin Xi simply whispered, "Ningning, be good, hold on. I'll play with you after the staff meeting." Shen Sangning was unhappy when she heard Lin Xi say this, but she still obediently retracted her hand.

The time on the watch has pointed to 9:45. Lin Xi yawned continuously. She rested her head on her hands, her eyelids were heavy, and her eyes closed and finally closed. Lin Xi could still hear the outside world, but she just wanted to sleep. She has been working the night shift for almost a month. Forgive her.

Lin Xi drifted off into a half-sleep, then suddenly heard someone cough beside her. It felt like the manager was in a meeting, and she'd nearly fallen asleep, only to be reminded by a close colleague. Lin Xi was instantly awake, much more alert than before.

Ah, she was so familiar with this feeling. This was the time when she was woken up from a meeting and had no sleepiness at all.

Lin Xi glanced at her watch. It was 9:58 when the boss walked in. She understood. This time, Lin Xi understood. The meeting was at 10 o'clock.

Tsk, these employees are really big file kings. The meeting doesn't start until 10 o'clock, but they are all sitting in the meeting room before 9:30.

Oh, there is another possibility, that is, everyone wants to slack off.

Unlike Lin Xi and three other colleagues who work the night shift, they all work during the day, which means that coming to the meeting room early to wait can be considered slacking off.

Damn it, it’s really damn bad. I didn’t expect this would be so unfriendly to the night shift workers!

The boss had a big belly, which trembled when he walked. It was unknown whether the round belly was filled with fat or undigested ghosts. Although his belly was big, he was still quite agile. He walked through the crowd and the conference table and reached one end of the long round conference table.

After he stood still, he was a little surprised because Lin Xi was sitting opposite him and they looked at each other in surprise.

At the far ends of the conference table, usually only one end is occupied by the boss, and the other end is not occupied. Today, Lin Xi's seat was specially assigned to her by the HR lady. The boss was surprised for a moment, but he could understand it after thinking about it: this is a living person, so he should be treated preferentially. And he was right in front of him, and he was a little greedy just looking at him.

Besides, the purpose of holding a meeting today is to deal with this living person.

Thinking of this, the boss showed a smile on his face. Even though he couldn't sit down because of the walls, seats, conference table and his stomach, and could only stand there like a staff member making a report, and Lin Xi opposite him looked like a boss, it didn't change his good mood.

The boss spoke in a loud voice, and first spoke some official words. It was nothing more than what happened this month and how the performance was. Then he changed the subject and spoke in a serious tone, saying that the customer disappeared and the family members came to the funeral home to make trouble, but he successfully resolved the situation. At this point, everyone applauded in groups of three or two. Lin Xi yawned slightly and clapped his hands in unison.

The boss waited until the applause died down before he began recognizing the outstanding employee of the month. This was completely different from what had been agreed. Lin Xi still remembered the boss saying he would remember her outstanding performance, but instead of taking all the credit for herself, she gave the Outstanding Employee title to the security guard. The security guard was somewhat flattered, and the boss asked him to come forward and say a few words. He stood up, trembling, and approached the boss.

It is also directly opposite Linxi.

The security guard, who was a little complacent, shuddered instantly. He was also the one who signed a contract with Lin Xi under the restraint of Mahjong Ghost. He knew that Lin Xi would definitely not let the boss sit in this seat peacefully, and he would pull the boss off the seat today.

To be honest, the boss is actually quite kind to the security guard, otherwise he wouldn't have given him the monthly award for Outstanding Employee. But the security guard was in Cao Ying but his heart was with Han, so he could only make a sad face and talk about how he worked diligently this month and didn't leave his post without permission.

He really didn't dare to say it, but in fact, he was taken by his colleagues to the night duty room, where he secretly played mahjong and lost all his pants.

Hearing the security guard's speech, the patter of applause resurfaced. The boss quickly dismissed the guard, as the monthly highlight was about to begin. Just as there were excellent employees, there were also bad ones, who were bound to be criticized. The fate of the bad employees who had been eliminated in the past was extremely tragic, often being singled out by the crowd, and ultimately left with nothing but their bodies.

And this time, the "bad employee" is even more of a dish.

As soon as he thought of this, the boss's eyes lit up, and his greedy gaze locked on Lin Xi opposite him. Lin Xi noticed the boss's gaze and smiled at him, like a lamb that knew nothing and was about to be slaughtered.

The boss swallowed and continued in an official tone: "We should learn from the excellent employees and strive to become excellent employees next month and get a bonus. But there are colleagues who perform well, and there are also colleagues who perform not so well. Some colleagues need our criticism and spurring to make progress."

"This month's bad employee is Lin Xi, who has just joined our big family and hasn't gotten used to it yet." He looked at Lin Xi, motioning her to come up. But as a "bad employee", how could Lin Xi listen to the boss so obediently? She stood up without moving.

He even said to his boss, "I'm standing right here, you can talk."

Seeing her stubborn look, the boss didn't get angry at all. Instead, he said, "Lin Xi, don't feel too bad. As long as you work hard and learn your lesson, you won't be a bad employee next month." Just by looking at the boss's eyes, Lin Xi knew that she must not be a bad employee next month.

If it were an ordinary person or an ordinary ghost, they would not be able to last until the next month and would die on the spot.

But Lin Xi was different, she was a real "bad boy". Lin Xi raised her hand: "I have an objection." Although she was a bad boy, she raised her hand like a model student. Lin Xi raised her hand high, her expression was full of integrity and seriousness, and she looked like she was going to join the party.

The boss didn't mind hearing what Lin Xi's "objections" were. In his opinion, Lin Xi was just struggling before his death. He was very willing to see such a scene and let Lin Xi perform for him as much as possible on the stage. So the boss laughed kindly and said, "If you have any different opinions, you can tell me and let everyone listen together."

The boss didn't notice that there was anything wrong with the way everyone looked at him. He had been the boss of the funeral home for too long. Among the many people who had signed contracts with Lin Xi, no one came earlier than the boss. Everyone's testimony was consistent: "I don't know when he came to the funeral home. Anyway, when I entered the funeral home, he was already the boss."

What a scary guy. There are no employees who worked at the same time as the boss, which means that all the employees in the same batch as him have been dealt with by the boss.

Others might be afraid of their bosses, but Lin Xi isn't. Today, she's the one who's going to start a fight against bosses—hanging them from streetlights. Lin Xi lowered her hand, her face serious. "I'm questioning your qualifications to be a boss. You're not fit to be a funeral home owner. You work very few hours a day, are always late and leave early, and you're not a role model for the employees. You never show up in the cafeteria for your three meals a day. You've become detached from the employees. There's a big problem with you. Secondly, the work schedule for the funeral home employees is problematic. They don't get enough rest."

"There's no logical reasoning behind the selection of good and bad employees; it's all based on personal preference. Therefore, I'm going to initiate a vote to re-select the boss!"

The boss's face gradually darkened when she said the first sentence. By the last sentence, his face flushed even more and he looked bigger: "You dare?!"