Rule Oddities, But I Bring My Wife

Lin Xi had a wife, but fate is unpredictable, and Lin Xi's wife died in a car accident. The good news is that she turned into a naive, amnesiac ghost and returned to her side.

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Chapter 088 The Money is Here

Chapter 088 The Money is Here

Lin Xi gathered up the paper Lin Lin had written her answers on, tightly and forcefully. At that moment, Lin Xi felt like she was going to crumple it. She didn't consider herself a good-tempered person, and today, her temper had been challenged in an unusual way.

She tried to force a relatively kind smile, but the corners of her eyes twitched: "Lin Lin, what do you mean by this?!"

Lin Lin saw the sentence that Lin Xi was pointing at, thought about it, took the copy paper, took out a pen to make some corrections, and handed it to Lin Xi.

Lin Xi took a look and crossed out the "Mom" in "My Mom Eats", turning it into "I Eat as Fast as a Dog".

"Is that what I meant?!" Lin Xi felt her blood pressure plummet at that moment. Curious about what was going on, Chen Sangning leaned over to examine the test paper. To faithfully present the scene before the audience, her eyes lowered slightly, and she broadcast Lin Lin's answers in detail to the livestream.

"How about letting me eat her?"

Shen Sangning rolled up her sleeves and prepared to attack Lin Lin.

Fortunately, Lin Xi still had her sanity. She hugged Chen Sang Ning tightly, "Wife! No! No, I can't do that! Let's just be patient! Lin Lin, Lin Lin is just not so good at Chinese and math, but maybe she's not bad at science. She just failed a few subjects, so she must have some subjects she excels in!"

Although Lin Xi also wanted to "motivate Lin Lin with force", she still remembered that she still had to rely on Lin Lin to pass the customs, so she stopped Shen Sang Ning. After hearing what Lin Xi said, Shen Sang Ning could only put down her sleeves.

Unfortunately, the following exercises weren't much better. Lin Lin embodied the term "bad student" to perfection, even worse than Lin Xi. For the first time, Lin Xi felt like she'd met her match. Honestly, she wasn't nearly as bad as she was in third grade.

Lin Xi was in a bit of a hot and humid situation that evening.

When she looked at Shen Sangning's exercises, she was very happy. She felt that she was worthy of being her wife, Shen Sangning, a top university student. Even in her current state, she could answer so beautifully. What if Shen Sangning took one or two classes? She would definitely get full marks in every subject.

When she saw Lin Lin's exercises, her veins were about to burst, and her fists were clenched tightly. Lin Lin, she didn't answer many questions correctly. At this moment, Lin Xi felt that the teacher must have lied to her. She looked at Lin Lin and asked, "The teacher said that you failed a few subjects, but you lied to me, right? You failed every subject, right?"

Lin Lin shook her head: "I have passed the exam."

"What?" Lin Xi was really surprised.

Lin Lin said seriously, "I passed my music and art classes."

“…”

Lin Xi thought of the two books with ghostly covers in the bookstore again. She couldn't help but hold her forehead, looked at the pile of exercise books on the table, took a deep breath and said, "Let's stop here today. You should go to bed early too." After saying this, she picked up the exercise books on the table, took her wife's hand, and left Lin Lin's room.

At that moment, Lin Xi felt a sense of beauty as if he was escaping in desperation.

In the barrage of comments in Lin Xi's live broadcast room, the word "hahahahahaha" never stopped.

They were clearly here to watch the host's survival live broadcast, but they had to laugh their asses off in Lin Xi's live broadcast room.

[There seems to be something wrong with the style of Sister Xi's live broadcast room. I haven't stopped laughing all night.]

[A colleague who is afraid of ghosts asked me which live broadcast room I would recommend. I recommended Lin Xi without hesitation. Lin Xi is a treasure anchor who will not disappoint people. ]

[I don’t know why, but when I saw Lin Xi helping her child with homework, I thought of my upstairs neighbor. Every day at a certain time, I could hear the heart-wrenching roar of the mother upstairs.]

[Help, the scene is coming to me. What on earth has Lin Xi gone through to have to tutor such a poor student? Hahahaha. ]

[Retribution, this is Sister Xi's retribution. The ghosts from the first two instances: You seem quite pleased with yourself, huh?]

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[Hhhhh, Lin Lin is also quite funny. I still can't forget "My mom eats as fast as a dog."]

After Lin Xi returned to the bedroom, she asked Chen Sang Ning to tie up her big eyeballs so that it could not broadcast the live video, and then she hugged Chen Sang Ning and cried: "Wife! How could this happen! Why is tutoring so difficult!" After she cried for a while, she thought of a key question, and then her face turned pale: "Then my 'My daughter made rapid progress with the guidance of her old mother at home and secretly amazed everyone in the opening test to win the teacher's favor' campaign has already failed before it even started?!"

In fact, this is indeed the case. Today is Tuesday, which means the exam will be the day after tomorrow. Given Lin Lin's current condition, let alone secretly surprising everyone, it would be good enough if she doesn't make the teacher angry.

Lin Xi had no idea how embarrassed she would be at the parent-teacher meeting next week!

No, I absolutely can't go down there! Besides, I've been targeted so badly, while other streamers can at least stay in school, but what about her? She's been spending the past two days at home just hanging out with Ningning. This won't do. If this continues, I really won't be able to clear this dungeon!

Lin Xi thought about it and came up with a new solution. The next morning, Lin Xi got up early to make breakfast. After the three of them finished eating, they went to school. As usual, she waited at the school gate and made sure that the student anchors were all safe and sound. Only then did she breathe a sigh of relief. Fortunately, her fire had not been extinguished by the ghost.

The fire was extremely important to Lin Xi. She still had the student's home address Wei Ziqi had given her yesterday. She chose to follow the parents who were dropping off their children. While they were still confused, she let Ning Ning lead them directly to the alley next to the school. At that moment, Lin Xi felt like she had become a real ghost fire girl, a real gangster.

She and Shen Sangning blocked the man in the alley and threatened him.

Lin Xi propped up the wall with one hand, blocking the parents' chance to escape. She squinted her eyes and smiled like a bad girl in high school: "I think you already understand what I'm going to say, right?"

The parent in front of him seemed to be accustomed to this kind of thing. After the initial fear, he gradually calmed down. Facing Lin Xi's questions, he was calm and steady. Under Lin Xi's gaze, he reached into his pocket, then bent over and put the money in the palms of his hands and presented it to Lin Xi.

"The money is here, please let me go."

At this moment, Lin Xi felt like he was the outlaw Zhang San.

She didn't come here for this!

But the money in this parent's hand looked really tempting. Lin Xi swallowed and forced her eyes away from the money. Instead, she looked at the parent in front of her seriously and said in a serious voice, "I'm talking to you about something serious. Don't play dumb. Keep an eye on that living person in your family. If he dies in an accident at home, I will rush to your house and kill you."

She reported a string of addresses, which made the calm parent's face change. He even gritted his teeth and said, "Shameless!"

But seeing the fierce look in Shen Sangning's eyes, the parents could only nod and agree: "Okay, I will protect him well." For the sake of their own lives, the parents would definitely protect him with all their heart.

Lin Xi nodded, signaling the parents to leave. The parents hesitated for a moment and were about to take back the money in their palms.

Unexpectedly, Lin Xi was quick to grab the money and said, "Since you are so sincere about giving it to me, I will accept it."

"???" Who really wanted to give it to Lin Xi? Regret flashed in the parent's eyes. If he had known it was for the living family, he would definitely not have taken the initiative to take out the money in the hope of asking Lin Xi to spare his life. But now the money is gone, and he can only lament his bad luck.

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After leaving, Lin Xi gave the snatched banknotes to Shen Sangning. Shen Sangning rolled up the banknotes into a small bundle, then opened her mouth and swallowed the money.

Shen Sangning swallowed it, quite boldly.

After Chen Sangning swallowed the money, Lin Xi led her hand out of the alley and waited for another parent. She repeated the same robbing... no, she threatened them to take good care of the anchor, who was a student. Of course, she couldn't threaten every parent like this. It was inevitable that some parents would slip away because of overlapping or missing time.

But it didn't matter. The monk might escape, but the temple couldn't. Lin Xi took Chen Sang Ning on the bus and spent the entire morning visiting the homes of the anchor's students. Some parents hadn't left their homes due to working the night shift, and Lin Xi caught them red-handed. After Lin Xi's "education," they all said they would treat their "children" well.

There were also situations where both parents were away and only the "family" was present. Facing Shen Sangning, the "family" had no power to fight back. It agreed to take care of the anchor while promising to explain things clearly to the parents. In short, Lin Xi threatened all the relevant members of the families of the 17 students mentioned by Wei Ziqi and Lin Xi, including his own small group. They should be safe at home for the time being.

Lin Xi didn't go home at noon, but instead found a restaurant for lunch. The restaurant had a lot of rules, and Lin Xi paused for a long time before them, memorizing them and showing them to Cai Hua and the others. The authorities were already writing relevant tutorials, and for a venue like a restaurant that was easily chosen, it was a good idea to know the rules early on.

She was led to her seat by a smiling waiter and began to order. While Lin Xi was ordering, a waiter at a nearby table, for some reason, triggered a guest's rule and ate the waiter whole. Not satisfied after eating the waiter, he kept saying, "Hungry! So hungry! You're too slow!"

Oh, it’s a starving ghost.

Lin Xi realized that this kind of trick was quite convenient. After all, the rules were simple and there was an opportunity to scam people anytime and anywhere, especially in a restaurant. Lin Xi looked closely and saw a man in a suit who looked like a manager not far away. His face was stiff, and he looked so nervous that he was sweating profusely. Faced with an unreasonable customer, he chose to push other waiters to serve him.

The waiter who was pushed out by him was probably thinking: Home, you don’t have to prepare dinner for me today, I can’t go back.