Salted Fish Cub is the Team Pet in an Unlimited Game

Gu Lin is an auspicious beast cub, not even two years old, who transmigrated into a horror game. He wobbles when he walks.

Both the other players and the livestream audience are stunned: “Hol...

Mental Hospital

Mental Hospital

[Hahahahaha, I fell asleep right away]

[This is the first time I’ve seen someone fall asleep under hypnosis, little fat boy, you’re worthy of it, hahaha]

[Little Fatty, this is the first time I hear this name, so cute]

The old doctor looked confused as he looked at the fat little cub who was sleeping soundly without knowing what was going on.

In all his years of medical practice, he had never encountered such a situation before, where he actually hypnotized someone to sleep!

Gu Lin slept as if no one was around, his little face flushed, and he slept soundly.

The old doctor thought for a moment and said, "Maybe he took sleeping pills?"

Lin Jingze was stunned: "Some drugs with sleeping pills were added to the food. Will it have any effect?"

Finally finding the reason, the old doctor rolled his eyes. He almost doubted his hypnosis skills just now.

Old doctor: "For adults, the impact is not small, let alone such a small fat baby."

"A little chubby kid of this age usually sleeps a lot. Now that he's taken sleeping pills, he'll definitely sleep through the night."

Lin Jingze: “…”

Gu Lin also slept a lot during the day because the medicine added to the food contained sleeping pills.

The old doctor waved his hand: "Take it away, come back tomorrow."

Lin Jingze froze for a moment, then picked up the cub, left the hypnosis room and walked towards the patient's ward.

Lin Jingze carried Gu Lin back to the ward, put him on the bed, and covered him with a small quilt.

The little cub on the bed was still sleeping soundly, with no sign of waking up.

Lin Jingze sighed, turned around and left, locking the door for him.

*

On the other hand, the double-hat boss and others are thinking about how to deal with cognitive impairment.

They cannot be sure when the cognitive impairment will occur. After all, the nights are long, and it is very likely that they will forget their identity as players when they wake up.

They had to find a way to correct the case of cognitive impairment, but to correct this case, they had to actually have the disease, which they obviously didn't have.

Song Ran said: "I think there is a good way."

Everyone else looked at him.

Song Ran: "Play the role of the character on the character card."

Others:!

Su Qiao said: "The first rule of acting is to hide your character card and not let anyone find out. How can you act like this?"

Song Ran sorted out his thoughts and said, "Dr. Lin just said that a mental patient can have more than one disease. We can play several diseases and hide the real personality among them."

"Only one is real, the others are all fake. If the illnesses that are ultimately diagnosed by the hospital are those fake ones, then I can get away with it, right?"

The double-hatted boss raised an eyebrow but did not refute.

Su Qiao still didn't quite understand: "Please be sure to hide your character. If you act it out, how can you hide it?"

Song Ran said: "The meaning of hiding this is that no one can find out that you are this character. What if you can deceive everyone and make them think that your illness is fake?"

“…”

Song Ran: "There are only so many types of mental illness. If the NPC writes down all the symptoms they can think of, they will definitely be able to guess one correctly."

"Why don't they do this? If every patient's medical record is filled with all the mental illnesses, then one of them must be correct. They don't do this, it can only be said that they are restricted and can't do this."

"They can't just make blind judgments, they have to have reasons and evidence."

"It's like saying we have cognitive impairment, and we also give a plausible reason. Why can I conclude that because of the little horn on the kid's head, the system automatically corrected the cognitive impairment in his medical record to the original '/'?"

“…”

What Song Ran said makes sense.

The system will automatically correct the hospital’s erroneous judgment, which means that the hospital’s judgment must be based on facts.

If, among the many characters they play, there is a real character mixed in, but others do not believe that he really has the disease, or cannot conclude that he has the disease, nor can they identify his symptoms, but the cognitive impairment can be corrected.

It’s like an exam, there is always a correct answer among ABCD. I can’t say that I am 100% sure that the correct answer is among them, so I did it right. Being 1000% sure is not enough either, you have to choose the right one.

Song Ran said: "The most difficult thing is that the corresponding symptoms will appear depending on the character you play, so it is very difficult to play the character on the character card."

Double Hat Boss: "You can try."

Lin Xingchi took out the hospital schedule: "There will be a ward round before the patient goes to bed, so seize the opportunity."

The two double-hat bosses, Su Qiao, Song Ran, have to act out several illnesses, mixing the illnesses on their character cards into the mix, but making sure that people can't recognize the real illnesses.

It's really difficult.

*

Gu Lin slept until dawn and was awakened by the sound of heavy rain, accompanied by the broadcast of "Happy Clapping Song".

Gu Lin turned over and opened his eyes in a daze.

The sunlight outside shone through the wire mesh. The light was very strong, but it was not raining.

Then, Gu Lin moved his nose and smelled the burnt aroma of fried meat skewers.

The sound of rain he heard was the same sound as the barbecue. The two sounds were indeed very similar.

As soon as Gu Lin opened his eyes, the sound of the broadcast and the rain stopped, but the smell of burnt food was still lingering in the air.

Not long after Gu Lin woke up, Xiao Jia opened the door of his ward and walked in from outside.

Xiao Jia held the medical record in his hand and said with a smile: "Little patient, get up, wash up and have breakfast."

Gu Lin stretched himself, climbed up, got out of bed, and put on his shoes.

Patients wash and brush their teeth in a public washroom. Gu Lin followed Xiao Jia to the washroom. He brushed his teeth by himself, squeezing toothpaste on them and brushing them very well.

There were many other patients in the washroom. When they saw the little cub Gu Lin, they all looked at him in surprise.

It was as if I was seeing this cub for the first time.

Gu Lin kept his brother's words in mind and brushed his teeth for at least three minutes, brushing carefully inside and out. After brushing, he would drink water and gargle.

The patients murmured: "How come there is a patient this young who is still eating milk powder, but he can actually brush his teeth by himself!"

"Why does he have two little horned monsters on his head?"

"Hush, keep your voice down. If the little monster doesn't show his power, you think he's a sick cat!"

Gu Lin heard it, and was wrongly accused of being a little monster. He stamped his feet and glared at the person: "Zi Zi is not a little monster, Zi Zi is a little auspicious beast!"

The other party: "...Let's go, the little monster is showing off, let's go."

Seeing that the other party was scared away by him, Gu Lin thought that he was showing off his power and the other party was afraid. He patted his belly proudly and said, "If I don't show off my power, you will think I am a kitten!"

Xiao Jia: “…”

Gu Lin didn't want to be called a little monster. When he was called a little monster, he thought that his uncle, the big monster, definitely didn't want to be called a big monster either. He secretly made up his mind that he would change his words when he met Uncle Lin Jingze.

*

After washing up, Gu Lin followed Xiao Jia to the restaurant.

There were more than ten fewer patients in the restaurant than yesterday, and they all looked at the cub in surprise when they saw it jumping and hopping towards them.

Just like the patients in the washroom, they seemed not to recognize Gu Lin.

Gu Lin was confused, but when he saw Lin Xingchi, he ran towards him excitedly.

Lin Xingchi picked up Gu Lin and said in a low voice: "Shh, the three of them don't remember us for the time being."

The two double-hat bosses, Su Qiao, Song Ran, sat at three separate tables.

Seeing the little cub suddenly appear, his expression was the same as that of the other patients, full of curiosity and unfamiliarity.

Gu Lin asked anxiously: "Why?"

Lin Xingchi couldn't explain to him at the moment, so he said: "Don't be afraid, just pretend you don't know him."

Hearing his elder brother say this, the little boy's eyes lit up: "They are playing games with the little ones."

Lin Xingchi: “…”

It’s okay to think so.

Lin Xingchi and Gu Lin sat together to eat.

Seeing that Brother Maomao and the others pretended not to know him, Gu Lin followed suit and pretended not to know them.

However, in between meals, he looked at this and that, trying hard not to laugh, looking very nervous.

Three people: "..."

The three of them almost lost their concentration and could only concentrate on eating, not looking at the little cub who would take turns looking at them from time to time.

After Gu Lin looked at the three people, he raised his short finger to Lin Xingchi: "Shh, you don't know them."

Lin Xingchi: “…”

You don't act like you don't know him.

They discussed a plan yesterday, and the first step was to deceive the hospital.

Naturally, I had to pretend like any other cognitively challenged player, pretending not to know the acquaintance.

Of course, pretending not to know someone you know is not a disease, so there is no need to worry about actually forgetting the other person.

After the nurse’s ward rounds yesterday, the medical records of the three double-hatted guys had been revised to the original “/”.

After dinner, Dr. Wang will come to see me. The most difficult thing is how to deceive Dr. Wang.

The breakfast time was only forty minutes, and soon it was time for the consultation.

Lin Jingze and Dr. Wang came in from the restaurant entrance with a group of nurses.

As they got closer, they both took a look at the little auspicious beast baby.

Gu Lin greeted politely: "Uncle...doctor, uncle doctor."

Doctor Wang's expression softened a little.

Lin Jingze was stunned for a moment and raised his eyebrows: "Oh, you changed your mind."

Gu Lin: "Zizi doesn't want to be a little monster, and the doctor uncle certainly doesn't want to be a big monster either."

Lin Jingze didn't expect that the kid would be considerate of others. He pursed his cold lips and said nothing.

Just like yesterday, the nurse set up a simple consultation table, and Dr. Wang called out the name of the baby Ruishou first.

This time, Dr. Wang's question was a little different: "Little lucky beast baby, besides being a little lucky beast, what else are you?"

Gu Lin looked down at himself and said, "You are still a child."

Doctor Wang: “…”

Doctor Wang was very patient with the little cub and smiled and said: "Besides being a child, there is also..."

Gu Lin blinked his big eyes and thought hard. He tried to move his little ears and found that no one else was talking.

Gu Lin had no idea about the concept of mental illness.

He remembered what Brother Maomao said, that if there is nothing in the human world, just say what it is.

Gu Lin thought of the little mermaid and little skeleton he had transformed into before, and said in a baby voice: "Zi Zi is still a little mermaid, a little skeleton."

Doctor Wang paused and was about to write something after Gu Lin's name in the medical record.

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded beside Gu Lin's ears: "Baby."

Gu Lin immediately turned his head to the side and met Qi Yuan's eyes.

Qi Yuan was standing next to him.

Gu Lin sat on the chair and Qi Yuan stood on the ground. He was a little taller than Qi Yuan.

Seeing Qi Yuan, Gu Lin's eyes sparkled and he said, "Brother Yuan, why are you here?"

Everyone was stunned when they saw Gu Lin talking to the void.

Where Gu Lin looked, there was no one.

Besides, there is no one younger than this little cub, right?

Doctor Wang paused with his pen tip, and finally wrote after Gu Lin's name: Hallucination.

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