Strong female lead, not-weak male lead + ruthless, self-deprecating yet arrogant male lead + greedy and lustful female lead + real eunuch + mutual pampering
Jiang Xin Yu, a newly graduated fo...
Chapter 265: Banquet
As soon as the Quanrong's singing and dancing began, the female guests immediately burst into cheers of surprise.
The ladies hurriedly covered their faces with their sleeves, their faces flushed with shame.
These Quanrong are indeed barbarians. They are so shameless that they expose their arms and flesh in broad daylight.
Jiang Xinyu looked at Bao Beibei and blinked.
"Why don't we pretend to be shy?"
Bao Beibei curled her lips and said, "What's there to pretend about? I've seen people with bare chests before.
The fabric on that dancer's body is not as much as three pieces of silk. Look at those men, who is shy?
All of their eyes are glued to others.
Let's see what happened to the tough guy. If we don't catch this opportunity, we will have nowhere to go."
Jiang Xinyu thought so too.
This might be her only chance to see a hunk, so it would be a waste not to see it.
As for Xiao Yuan who was staring at him with a hostile look, Jiang Xinyu held up his hand and covered his face with it, pretending not to see him.
I definitely don't want to see other men's bodies, I just want to experience some exotic customs.
I look at it critically.
Let’s see how much the songs and dances of the small country of Quanrong are inferior to those of our Dajin.
Jiang Xinyu's self-deceiving attitude made Xiao Yuan so angry that he wanted to kill her.
But Jin Zekang, with a schadenfreude in his voice, reminded him to pay attention to the situation.
Damn it, don't I know how to be careful in this situation?
If the situation wasn't wrong, I would have beaten these guys out long ago.
The song and dance of the Quanrong tribe should be a kind of war supervision dance, with a flat drum with a diameter of two meters placed in the center.
Eight shirtless, barefoot muscular men with tambourines tied around their waists surrounded the big drum.
On the big drum, a slim dancer with only the key parts covered, arms and legs exposed and countless silver bells tied to her body, was dancing to the beat of the drum.
The sounds of silver bells, big drums, hand drums and the occasional shouts of those strong men formed a strong and powerful war song.
The dance is vigorous and powerful, and the music is passionate, making the listeners feel as if they are on a battlefield.
Tosai glanced at the little emperor and gave him a wicked smile.
Do you really think our Quanrong songs and dances are that simple?
This is a big gift he prepared specially for this kid.
Just as the drumbeats were reaching a climax, Jin Zeyu suddenly felt chest tightness and shortness of breath for no reason, and even had a dull tingling pain in his heart and head.
Jiang Xinyu and Bao Beibei were not affected at all until they heard a lady behind them screaming softly, then they realized something was wrong.
At a quick glance, many ladies' faces turned pale.
The two older ladies were already leaning on their granddaughter, sweating profusely.
The two of them understood at a glance that there was something wrong with the sound waves of the drum.
It has little impact on people with strong bodies, but is not so friendly to the elderly, children and the weak.
Looking at Jin Zeyu again, the child's face did not look too good.
It was indeed carefully prepared. Knowing that their emperor was young, they deliberately used this damaging tactic.
If any of the women and children at the table who had heart disease fainted on the spot, it would probably become ironclad evidence for the Quanrong to mock the weak physical condition of the Jin people.
This was done first to gain the upper hand in terms of momentum, in order to prepare for the next request for food and money.
In that case, let them make a big fool of themselves.
Jiang Xinyu gave Bao Beibei a look and activated her special powers. Some invisible mist gradually gathered at the feet of the eight big men.
Bao Beibei reduced the current to the lowest level to avoid arcing, and laid the power grid along the water from Jiang Xinyu.
In order to embody the primitive and natural power, the dancers of the Quanrong tribe all danced barefoot.
There were water droplets and electricity on the floor, so it was no surprise that everyone fell flat on their faces.
Even the dancer who was dancing on the big drum slipped and fell off.
The sounds of screams, bells, and tambourines hitting the ground intertwined into one, and the scene suddenly became chaotic and ridiculous.
Jiang Xinyu burst out laughing, and Bao Beibei laughed so hard that she couldn't even straighten her back.
That's so funny.
There are two big guys stacked together and they look like they are doing that, doggy style. It's hard not to think of something wrong.
Another one stabbed his head into another's butt.
I hope that person doesn't fart at this time, otherwise all the liquid will be poured into another person's mouth without being wasted.
When the dancer fell down, her arm was stuck on the strong man's key part.
The man has already made a sound like he was killing a pig, and judging by the intensity of the attack, it is likely that nothing will be done.
Once Jiang Xinyu and the others started laughing, the others couldn't hold back either.
The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became heated, as if what they had just watched was not a song and dance but a crosstalk sketch.
Only Tosai's face turned red and he gritted his teeth while cursing these scumbags.
This time they failed to make up for the loss and if they can't recover quickly they will become a disgrace.
How can he have the nerve to mention food and borrowing money again?
Damn it, I've practiced this thousands of times, why did it go wrong?
Could it be that the eldest brother and the third brother did not want me to complete the task and be praised by my father Khan, so they planted spies among these people to deliberately do mischief?
Jiang Xinyu and his partner's supernatural powers are invisible.
Tosai didn't see any beads or nails on the ground, so he turned his suspicion to himself.
However, now is not the time to talk about this.
Tosai could only try to save his dignity by reprimanding these people, saying that the journey was too long and they were not used to the climate in Dajin.
Anyway, it's a shame, we have other shows to do.
The little emperor no longer felt uncomfortable, as if the chest tightness just now was just an illusion.
Since the other party said there were other programs, he didn't hold back. It would be interesting to sing, dance and perform acrobatics.
The second program that Tosai prepared was an even more blatant demonstration.
First, the Yulin Army of Dajin was ordered to lift two huge stone chains weighing a hundred kilograms, and then an iron chain as thick as an arm.
The iron chain was more than four meters long and should have weighed about two hundred kilograms. When Yu Linjun lifted it up, the wooden stick was bent.
Tosai laughed sarcastically, "Men in your country are too skinny. They should eat more meat to grow stronger.
It's just a stone lock and an iron chain, but it takes several people to lift it.
In our Quanrong tribe, anyone who can’t lift a stone chain with one hand is considered a second-class cripple.”
As he spoke, he walked to the center of the hall, put his hands together, raised the stone lock above his head, and threw it to the ground with a bang, which startled the people around him.
Even the smooth stone floor was hit with a hole, which made everyone angry.
Tosai laughed even more wildly, "Your Majesty, the Emperor of Dajin, you should learn while you are still young.
Only in this way can you grow up to be a warrior. "
Jin Zeyu's eyes lit up for a moment. He knew how to do this question. Sister Yu had taught him before.
"Brute force has its limits, but wisdom can break through everything. Prince Tosai, do you understand what this means?"
Tosai sneered, "This is the kind of poetry that is popular in your country, sour and fake.
Can it be used to hunt prey or can it be turned into gold and silver?
We, the Quanrong, never learn such useless things."
Jin Zeyu grinned and said, "Since Prince Tosai doesn't understand, I will translate it for you.
This means that the biggest difference between humans and animals is that humans have wisdom.
No matter how strong you are, can you beat a black bear or a tiger?
But as long as you have intelligence, you can create tools, and even if you are weak, you can kill wild beasts that are countless times stronger than you.
Poetry and songwriting are not useless things. They can make our brains more flexible and create better tools.
If there is a chance, I would like to ask Prince Tosai to take a look at my Great Jin's crossbow for defending the country."
Jin Zeyu's performance this time was even more amazing than before.
Some old ministers looked at their little emperor and silently sighed in their hearts that God has a vision and their ancestors bless them.
The little emperor secretly glanced at Jiang Xinyu.
It is indeed the most useful to learn how to argue with people from Sister Yu. It is much more useful than the ways of governing a country taught by the Taifu.
He would tell his fourth brother later that he wanted Sister Yu to be his tutor.
Jin Zekang:
Don't even think about it. As an emperor, you have to have dignity. If you shut yourself up, who will do the work?