【Gossip System + Mind Reading + Group Favoritism + Cannon Fodder Revenge + Hilarious Feel-Good Story】
Lu Li was originally a small koi spirit from Peach Blossom Abyss. On her second day a...
Chapter 274 Little Koi, I’m about to die
Lu Li was squeezed among a group of children and was shaken by the bumpy carriage.
The carriage they used for their incognito visit had been modified by the Ministry of Industry, and had a first-rate shock absorption effect. However, this carriage was the most commonly used ordinary carriage in Daxia, and it was so bumpy that she almost vomited.
Lu Li clenched her fists and blamed the evil god for this suffering.
[If I don’t chop you into pieces by then, I won’t be called Lu. ]
About half an hour later, the carriage finally stopped.
Lu Li quickly closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep.
She had done this many times before, so she had experience and it wasn't difficult at all.
"Sir, the child you asked for has been delivered." The driver reported respectfully.
Lei Hezhang opened the car curtain, glanced at the child in the car, and said calmly: "Are you sure these birth dates match?"
"Sure, I've checked with the people from the Salesian Bureau." The driver replied hastily.
"Well, move them down." Lei Hezhang had no doubts and asked people to move the children down.
When he saw Lu Li, he couldn't help but praise her.
"This little girl is actually smarter and cuter than before. It's a pity that she died like this."
[Thank you, you have good vision, but if you do something bad, I will not stop punishing you just because you praised me.]
Lu Li replied silently in her heart.
"What's there to be sad about? It's her blessing to be able to dedicate herself to the true God." Yang Yi on the side spoke expressionlessly.
"You're right." Lei Hezhang withdrew his gaze from Lu Li.
[Pah, that sounds nice. This blessing is for you. Do you want it? ]
Lu Li gritted her teeth quietly and cursed both of them in her heart.
"After tonight, the True God will revive, and our wishes will be fulfilled. This world will still belong to us in Southern Xinjiang." Lei Hezhang couldn't help but smile when he thought about the great cause that was about to be accomplished.
"That's right, that thief Lu Yanshi is nothing. With the help of the true God, the world belongs to us." Yang Yi touched the white beard on his chin, his face full of pride.
He did not agree with surrendering to Daxia at the beginning. Those cowards were scared. It was really useless.
The high priest was right, Long Wudi was not worthy of being the emperor of Southern Xinjiang.
[Looking ugly is a good idea. 】
【At this age, you can still dream so much. 】
[Can Long Wudi come back and take care of his officials? They are all trying to murder my father.]
Lu Li was still mumbling to herself when she was carried on her back.
"The time has come, send them on their way." Lei Hezhang gave the order.
Seven strong men carried the children on their backs one by one and walked into the mountain.
When they arrived at a spooky cave, they stopped and placed the children on their backs in their proper places.
"My Lord God, I, Lei Hezhang, worship you with all my heart. I beg you to descend to the human world, kill the Emperor of Daxia, and protect our southern Xinjiang." Lei Hezhang knelt on the ground and muttered to himself at the statue in front of him.
Every time he said this, he knelt on the ground and kowtowed hard.
His accomplice Yang Yi stood in front of the cave, observing the stars and confirming the auspicious time.
Lu Li quietly opened her eyes and confirmed that there were less than ten people in the cave, and she felt relieved immediately.
She can handle such a small number of people.
"Kill them and wake up the true God." Yang Yi shouted and urged outside the cave.
Several strong men took out daggers and prepared to stab the children's hearts, but they found that their bodies suddenly could not move.
"Why are you standing there? Take action!" Yang Yi didn't know the truth and immediately became angry.
"It's not that we don't want to move, it's that we can't move." Several strong men hurriedly defended themselves.
"Could it be that the true God has descended?" Lei Hezhang was stunned.
"No, it's your princess who is here~"
Lu Li tightened her hands slightly, showing a brilliant smile, and dealt with those strong men in a very cool manner.
They all fell to the ground, wailing.
They felt the blood in their bodies rushing aimlessly and their minds were in a mess.
"It hurts, help."
Lei Hezhang and Yang Yi were both stunned when they saw Lu Li awake.
"Why are you still awake?" they both asked in unison.
"Hehe, if you want to know, go ask your true God." Lu Li smiled sweetly.
"Don't worry, I won't keep you waiting too long. He will be with you in a moment."
"Just like a baby, you think you can harm the true God?" Lei Hezhang sneered.
"Why waste your time talking to her? Just kill her." Yang Yi rushed over with a cold face and drew his sword.
Unexpectedly, they were just like those men, their entire bodies seemed to be fixed by something, unable to move.
"See you next life." Lu Li snapped his fingers handsomely.
A bolt of lightning struck, and the whole mountain lit up.
But Lei Hezhang and Yang Yi are still fine.
[Oh, that's embarrassing. There's a mountain, so the thunder can't get in.]
Lu Li stuck out her tongue: "Sorry, let's do it again."
Lei Hezhang, Yang Yi: !!!
Can we let them die quickly?
That thunder just now was so scary.
Lu Li controlled them and tried to drag them out of the cave so that the thunder would hit them accurately.
Unexpectedly, Lei Hezhang broke free from her control.
"Great True God, I am willing to sacrifice my life force in exchange for your resurrection and to keep Southern Xinjiang unified forever."
With the determination to die, he thrust the dagger that had killed so many people into his heart.
Lu Li was stunned. She didn't expect such a mistake to happen.
"It's the power of faith. No wonder it can break through my restraints." She murmured to herself.
"It's just that you can believe in someone else but an evil god."
Lu Li was filled with rage. This time, she did not give Yang Yi a chance to imitate her. She raised her hand and the thunderbolt fell, and Yang Yi was directly turned into a pile of black charcoal.
The strong men who were fighting were terrified by this scene and they all shut their mouths, fearing that Lu Li would be unhappy and strike them with lightning.
"Jie, jie, jie, jie." A series of teeth-grinding sounds were heard.
Circles of black air emerged from the statue that was originally used to worship the evil god.
"Oh no, that bad guy actually allowed this evil god to be resurrected." Lu Li felt annoyed.
The black smoke swept towards her.
"How dare you, a tiny human, hinder my resurrection?" The evil god's voice sounded very hoarse.
He stared at Lu Li as if he wanted to eat her alive.
His perfect resurrection ceremony was destroyed by this child. He could have gained full power and come back to life instead of being a flawed god like he is now.
"You shouldn't be alive in the first place. And you blame me? If you have the guts, come and fight me." Lu Li ran out while saying these harsh words.
She could sense that there was a waterfall in the mountains not far from her. As long as she got closer, she would be fine.
In the water, she is invincible.
But she forgot.
She is no longer a fish, nor a girl with long legs, but a two-and-a-half-year-old baby.
She had only run a few steps when she was grabbed by the evil spirit.
She was lifted directly into the air.
Lu Li felt a chill on her back, her scalp tingling, and she screamed wildly in her heart.
[Thunder God and Lightning Mother, Sun Star Lord, Old Dragon King, Yuanshi Tianzun, Taishang Laojun, Tiandao Old Man, whoever of you is free please come and save me!!!]
[If you don’t come soon, I, little koi, will die. ]