☆, Chapter 67 Three's a Crowd, There's Always Something Wrong

"It's not easy being an adult when the kids at home are so immature." Shen Qingqiu finished with a smile and then said kindly, "It's been a while since I last saw you, Junior Brother Liu, your cultivation has improved even more."

Liu Qingge raised her chin: "Just came out of seclusion."

When Luo Binghe besieged Cangqiong Mountain, Liu Qingge had said, "Wait!" and indeed went into seclusion to cultivate. He came to rescue people as soon as he emerged from seclusion. Shen Qingqiu touched his nose, feeling that simply saying thank you wasn't enough.

Luo Binghe's eyes darted back and forth between the two of them before he interjected, "Still not as strong as me."

Shen Qingqiu glanced at him. "Yes, yes, you're the strongest, the male lead with the most overpowered abilities in the entire book, how could you not be strong? Got it!"

He then turned to Liu Qingge and changed the subject: "How did you know to come to Southern Xinjiang to find me?"

It turned out that after Liu Qingge emerged from seclusion, he rushed to Luo Binghe's territory in the northern border of the Demon Realm, fighting his way in and almost turning the place upside down. However, Shen Qingqiu wasn't there, nor was Luo Binghe; they said they had rushed back to give some instructions and then immediately left. He first captured a demon woman named Sha something and interrogated her—the interrogation method at Hundred Battles Peak was simply beating, at most varying degrees of beating. He certainly couldn't beat a woman, so he didn't get any information. Fortunately, he bumped into Shang Qinghua, who was just wandering around idly.

Liu Qingge showed no mercy to this guy. As soon as he raised his fist, he confessed everything, including what Shen Qingqiu ate in the Demon Realm, his daily entertainment, and the important information about being kidnapped to the Southern Frontier.

After getting the information, Liu Qingge planned to execute the traitor on the spot, but unexpectedly, Mobei Jun suddenly appeared again. The two fought, causing a small part of Luo Binghe's underground palace to collapse, which delayed things a bit.

This dramatic and violent episode is Liu Juju's recent itinerary.

Such painstaking effort... Liu Qingge is truly a man more reliable than a biological brother!

Shen Qingqiu then remembered that he had something important to tell him, and said seriously, "Alright, let's stop here. Junior Brother Liu, I have something important to tell you."

Liu Qingge said, "Speak."

Shen Qingqiu asked, "Do you know Tianlang Jun?"

For those in the cultivation world, this name is legendary.

Several years ago, in the battle where Tianlang Jun was suppressed beneath Bailu Mountain, the four major sects mobilized their entire forces. Although the Cangqiong Mountain Sect was also a major force, those who participated at that time were all peak masters from the previous generation. Among the current peak masters of the Cangqiong Mountain Sect, only Yue Qingyuan, as the chief disciple of Qiongding Peak, participated in the battle, and he distinguished himself with his Xuan Su technique, playing a crucial role.

Liu Qingge was naturally aware of these things: "The previous Holy Lord of the Demon Clan? His physical body has been damaged for seven or eight years."

Shen Qingqiu said, "The destruction of the physical body does not mean death. It could also mean shedding its skin."

Liu Qingge raised one eyebrow: "The same as you?"

Shen Qingqiu felt ashamed and coughed dryly, "That's right."

Liu Qingge stopped pursuing the matter: "He came out, and then?"

Shen Qingqiu said, "Tianlang Jun plans to merge the Demon Realm and the Human Realm."

"Does he mean he plans to invade the human realm?"

Shen Qingqiu knew that most people would easily confuse these two concepts.

When it comes to "merger," many people think it simply means "unification," but that's not the case. What Tianlang-jun plans to do with the Heart Demon Sword is a "merger" in the literal sense.

The demon realm and the human realm are like two sides of a piece of paper, existing in different spaces. If you draw a line on one side of the paper, no matter how far you extend it, you can never draw it on the other side.

The Demon Sword, on the other hand, can piece together the front and back of this piece of paper onto the same plane.

For example, in the human realm, there is the Luo River, and in the demon realm, there is the Burial Ridge. These two places are located in different dimensions. In the original story, Luo Binghe used his inner demon as a key to merge the two realms, and the Burial Ridge was "pieced together" in the center of the Luo River, becoming an isolated island.

After a brief explanation, Liu Qingge frowned: "Is this really possible?"

Of course it's possible. Luo Binghe in the original story successfully accomplished it!

Shen Qingqiu nodded heavily. Liu Qingge thought for a moment and said, "This matter is of great importance. We need evidence to gain the trust of the sect leaders."

To be honest, there wasn't any evidence. Shen Qingqiu was feeling a bit of a headache when Luo Binghe, who had been quiet for a while, suddenly asked, "Why doesn't Master ask me?"

Before Shen Qingqiu could answer, Liu Qingge stepped forward and scoffed.

The reason for the ridicule is quite sufficient. Luo Binghe has demon blood and had long since fallen out with the various sects, earning him a notorious reputation. He turned Huanhua Palace into a cult, and although its strength was not weak but rather strong under his control, the four major sects had long since kicked it out of the ranks. As a major sect of cultivation, it existed in name only and was naturally of no use.

So, if you ask him, he probably hasn't accomplished much...

Shen Qingqiu understood these words, but he couldn't say more. Otherwise, who knows how much more Luo Binghe's fragile heart would shatter.

He chuckled dryly a few times, but before he could finish laughing, a little weight suddenly appeared on his shoulder.

Luo Binghe gently rested his head on his left shoulder.

Shen Qingqiu thought he was being coquettish again and shuddered, but upon closer inspection, Luo Binghe's eyes were closed, and he appeared to be peacefully asleep.

You can sleep standing up! We were just chatting happily a moment ago!

Shen Qingqiu grabbed his arm tightly to prevent him from falling off the flying sword, and called softly, "Luo Binghe?"

There was no response. After a pause, Shen Qingqiu lowered his voice further and softly: "...Glacier?"

After being called twice, he slowly opened his eyes. Seeing that his eyes were unfocused, Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but ask, "Are you really tired?"

It's only been a few days since Luo Binghe left the Holy Mausoleum. Even if his numerous injuries heal quickly, there are likely some lingering effects, and he might even feel dizzy.

Luo Binghe shook his head: "No."

Shen Qingqiu pondered for a moment, then turned to Liu Qingge, who was standing with his arms crossed, coldly watching them: "Junior Brother Liu, after we cross the border, why don't you go first and return to the Cangqiong Mountain Sect to discuss things with the sect leaders and senior brothers?"

Liu Qingge opened her eyes slightly: "And what about you?"

Shen Qingqiu said, "I might be a little late getting back. Luo... Binghe is like this, I think it's best if he rests for a while before he leaves."

Liu Qingge took a deep breath and said, "I came here to take you back."

Shen Qingqiu hesitated, while Luo Binghe remained silent, head bowed, looking quite obedient. He then said, "Just for one night."

Liu Qingge looked at Luo Binghe, who was nestled behind Shen Qingqiu, and said sternly, "Not even for one night."

So what should we do?

An hour later, the three crossed the border and stopped in front of the largest inn in the city.

This city is far from the Central Plains, and is full of miscellaneous sects and minor factions, but it is rare to see such handsome and ethereal figures appear, especially three of them at once, each more beautiful than the last, attracting many onlookers. Liu Qingge strode confidently, holding Cheng Luan, and stepped across the threshold first.

The lobby was opulent, spacious, and bright, and a waiter immediately came forward to greet him. Shen Qingqiu asked, "Junior Brother Liu, are you really coming with us?"

I always felt that Liu Qingge was the kind of person who was detached from worldly affairs, who didn't need to sleep at all, and who would sleep on a spiritual platform surrounded by clouds.

Liu Qingge stood with her arms crossed, sword in hand, and said coldly, "I'm not at ease."

He lifted his eyelids and happened to see Luo Binghe silently snorting twice behind Shen Qingqiu. His eyes darted around wickedly, a contemptuous smile playing on his lips, his gaze overflowing with malice. He instantly flew into a rage, the veins on the back of his hand gripping Cheng Luan bulging. Seeing this, Shen Qingqiu quickly said, "Let's talk this out, don't be angry." He turned back again, and Luo Binghe blinked innocently, his lips still slightly pale.

The waiter smiled and asked, "Are you gentlemen here for the night?"

Liu Qingge ignored everyone, and Luo Binghe looked like he was about to collapse at any moment, so Shen Qingqiu had no choice but to step forward himself: "Not bad."

Waiter: "How many rooms do you need?"

Shen Qingqiu: "Three..."

Luo Binghe: "Two rooms."

Liu Qingge practically had the words "a wolf in sheep's clothing, despicable and deserving of death" written all over her face.

Luo Binghe said with a pleasant expression, "Two rooms, please. Thank you."

Liu Qingge said, "Three rooms."

Luo Binghe smiled and asked in return, "May I ask, who's paying?"

Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge paused for a moment.

Needless to say, Shen Qingqiu had just escaped from the den of demons; he wouldn't have brought any of these things. Liu Qingge was even less likely; having killed her way through, how could she possibly remember to carry money?

Luo Binghe said slowly and deliberately, "It's me. I didn't bring enough money. So, two rooms."

Shen Qingqiu: "...Junior Brother Liu, don't take it to heart."

This is a problem that truly seems unsolvable. If we don't have the money, we can't very well pawn Xiuya or Chengluan...

It's unclear whether Luo Binghe did it on purpose. Now Shen Qingqiu really doesn't dare to draw any conclusions. After getting the room key, Liu Qingge walked in front while Shen Qingqiu was in the middle. He turned around and said helplessly, "If you upset your uncle like this again, I'll sell you to raise money."

Luo Binghe looked up and said, "Master, you are always so heartless."

Liu Qingge, who was ahead, turned around and wrinkled her nose, looking genuinely disgusted.

For Luo Binghe to produce this expression, he must be quite impressive.

The two rooms are right next to each other.

Room allocation is a serious issue.

Liu Qingge had her own reasons. Luo Binghe's behavior was utterly unpredictable and filled with an evil aura; he could even hold a corpse for five years. Now, this living person was right in front of him.

Let him succeed?

Sparks seemed to crackle and pop in the air. Shen Qingqiu remained calm, opened the door, turned around, and closed it.

He closed it, then suddenly opened it a crack: "Then you should all get some rest."

The sparks froze instantly.

Liu Qingge: "...Hey!"

Are you kidding him?!

Luo Binghe's forehead was now truly as dark as a black cloud, and he protested, "Master, he will kill me."

Shen Qingqiu held up his index finger to Liu Qingge: "You can hit her. Just don't kill her."

Just kidding. He wouldn't dare share a room with Luo Binghe. For a straight man to be alone in a room late at night—that's suicide!

Yes, Shen Qingqiu insists he's straight! The fact that he reads harem novels like "The Arrogant Immortal Demon Path" is solid proof!

He didn't dare share a room with Liu Qingge. Although Liu Qingge was the most upright man in the Cangqiong Mountain Sect, his uprightness was as clear as day, Luo Binghe, the little jealous king of the demon realm, was even more difficult to deal with.

In conclusion, Shen Qingqiu said happily, "It's decided then."

Luo Binghe was on the verge of tears: "...Master, how could you be so heartless?"

Shen Qingqiu chuckled and decisively closed the door, leaving the two people outside the corridor frozen in shock, utterly dumbfounded.

Originally, we decided to find a place to rest because Luo Binghe was weak and had little energy. But looking at him now, doesn't he look quite well?

What a waste of your time!

After bathing, Shen Qingqiu changed into clean undergarments. With nothing to do, he noticed several thin booklets stacked on a small table by the window. The covers of each book were gaudy, making it difficult to read the large characters of the titles, and they were marked with numbers such as "One," "Two," and "Three." He picked one up and leaned against the headboard to read it.

He quickly flipped through the booklet; the text was beautifully written, the narrative captivating, and accompanied by exquisite illustrations. Just as Shen Qingqiu was about to take a closer look, the long-awaited system notification arrived.

System: [Hello. Notification 1: Your satisfaction level has exceeded a certain value, and the conditions for a key item to drop have been met. Please prepare to receive it; if you fail to catch it when it drops, the item will be forfeited.]

Key item. That fake jade Guanyin that can remove 5000 points of rage?

Shen Qingqiu tossed the booklet aside: "Wait a minute. 'When the satisfaction level exceeds a certain value, the condition for the key item to drop is met.' Does that mean that the key item couldn't be used before a certain satisfaction level was reached?"

System: [Correct understanding.]

What's the point of prompting him beforehand whether to activate the key item?

Even if you click "Enable," if the conditions aren't met, you still need to use the scenario-based assistant, right?

Besides, this prop is actually pretty useless now. Shen Qingqiu genuinely felt that even if he didn't get involved with Luo Binghe, as long as he didn't get involved with anyone else, the male lead's anger level wouldn't rise.

Even if you pin Luo Binghe to the ground and beat him to death, all he'll get is more enjoyment...

System: [Notification 2: High alert! A crucial mission is about to appear at Zhaohua Temple. Please prepare to accept the mission. Have a pleasant experience.]

Version 2.0 has a high-energy warning ahead!

Speaking of which, Luo Binghe has been acting a bit too intimate lately, but the level of enjoyment hasn't increased. Shen Qingqiu has always been puzzled by this.

It's not that Shen Qingqiu is narcissistic, but given Luo Binghe's tendency to grow rapidly with just a glare, a scolding, or a beating, it's really illogical that his stats haven't doubled.

Could it be that he didn't hear it and missed the warning?

Upon checking the database, the level of enjoyment indeed didn't increase much.

He asked the question. The system replied: "Due to the recent excessive increases in the 'Enjoyment' statistic, to conserve system resources, Enjoyment will now be calculated monthly. Have a pleasant day."

Monthly settlement?

Shen Qingqiu had a premonition that it would be a terrifying number...

Just as he was trying to recall what important plot points were involved in the Zhaohua Temple scene in the original novel, there was a light knock on the wooden door of the room.

Author's Note: Hello everyone, it's me again, the draft box.

I've accumulated several days' worth of pictures, now I can look at them all at once!

Yukka-chan's... that scene where Master Shen kicked Luo Xiaomei. Looking at it this way, he's really a jerk, Master _(:з)∠)_ Bingmei's hairstyle is so pretty!

Lu Guang GN~ So what if I bully you! So cute!!! Bingmei and that little puppy are too! Pinch their chubby cheeks~~

Tianlang-kun's Coffin (Amon) - GN's hand-drawn comic~ Master Shen's expression is quite cold and noble!

108 cat food... I'm really furious. My arm is about to give way! Is it really okay to go against the grain like this?!

Lu Guang GN's "Jade and Leaf" is so beautifully evocative... Lu Guang is skilled in both writing and drawing, everyone must check out the long comments section for fanfiction! ┏(┏ ^q^)┓

MOLE GN's Ning Yingying! Junior Sister! So cute it's heartbreaking, no wonder Shen Qingqiu wanted to molest her [cough cough!]

It's still Amon GN's, the dead Master Shen (...) Sleeping Beauty lalala~

Why is Ice Girl so cool? prpr

Lu Guang Gn's Shen Yuan is weak-willed. The specific details of her past life might be mentioned in the extra chapters.

Ah Meng, combing your hair~ Even the draft looks beautiful.