Second Senior Sister Relies on吐槽 to Save the Entire Sect

【Has a CP! A humorous story with some tragic elements, focused on the main plot and a slight ensemble cast. Please don't reject any sexual orientation in romance. Most importantly: no keyboar...

Chapter 175 They Are All My Passersby

Chapter 175 They Are All My Passersby

"Oh."

Chi Jin sneered, "My senior sister is not here, and you are still pretending?"

Facing Chi Jin's ridicule, Yu Zhichun remained calm.

He smiled and said, "Fellow Daoist Chi, you are too serious. It is a matter of bones and skin. It is just a matter of thought."

"I walk upright and sit upright, so I am not afraid."

He is a young man of unparalleled warmth and beauty.

But Chi Jin obviously didn't buy it, and he laughed even more when he heard it.

"In a moment?"

Chi Jin gently tapped her face, looking down at Yu Zhichun, and even looked a little compassionate:

"No way, no way, do you really think that Senior Sister doesn't know that you are pretending?"

"These are all the tricks I have left. How fresh are they?"

"Those vines and flowers all over the yard, who would have known what you were thinking? As soon as the door closed and you turned around, could it be that your upright posture had shed its skin? You really look like a demon that has just been born."

When it comes to sharp tongue, I'm afraid no one can compare to Chi Jin, who has been through so many years.

At least, Yu Zhichun is still thin-skinned.

He was so shocked by Chi Jin's words that he couldn't speak smoothly. His eyes almost popped out, "You!"

"How could you...talk nonsense!"

Chi Jin was blunt, "I have nothing to say to you, go away."

"Heng."

Purple light poured down again, and a straight streak of lightning struck down.

This was a purple lightning bolt as thick as a bucket. It came straight down from the sky with the power to destroy everything.

You just start fighting after a few words, you lunatic!

Yu Zhichun cursed inwardly, but he could only avoid the attack temporarily and jumped to the side.

Chi Jin seized this opportunity, turned into a shadow, and rushed towards the courtyard where Ruan Wei was.

It seems that it cannot be stopped.

Hua Jieyu was no longer troubled.

Although they are all Jindan, Mei cultivators actually have no fighting ability, but Chi Jin is a real magic cultivator.

The sword cultivators and the magic cultivators are really the ones that make people hate them.

Qiu Nongri stepped forward and helped Yu Zhichun, who had been struck by lightning, up. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah." Yu Zhichun concealed the bitterness in his eyes and said casually, "Let's... follow them and see."

He is in a very confused mood now.

According to what Chi Jin just said, Ruan Wei... actually knew my true nature all along! And the change of expression behind the door, she actually saw it too. I was really too careless!

Yu Zhichun was very upset.

But strangely, I felt relieved.

He thought: If that’s the case, then he has lived up to his master’s trust, right?

Anyway, he tried hard to pretend, but he was found out, so we can't blame him.

When Hua Jieyu, Qiu Nongri and Yu Zhichun arrived at Ruan Wei's courtyard.

This is the scene I saw:

The original wife, who had come to catch the adulterer, was banging on the door of the unfaithful man's room like a madman, while the unfaithful man was so guilty that he stood against the door and dared not show his face to anyone.

The three people from the Hehuan Sect, "..."

No, you two haven’t discussed it among yourselves.

Going to someone's house and causing trouble without even discussing it? That's crazy!!!

Ruan Wei was still holding the door tightly:

"Calm down! Junior brother! Calm down first!!! We'll talk after you calm down!"

Chi Jin was almost mad, and it felt like there was an automatic translator installed in her ears.

Calm = dislike his noise.

Dislike his noise + talk to him later = let him go.

Chi Jin's eyes reddened: "What?"

"You're still asking me to leave? Why... You! You're going too far! You're already engaged to him, why are you asking me to leave?!"

Ruan Wei was in a dilemma. When did she let him go?

Her heart was madly scrolling through the screen:

Also, why is this junior brother so difficult to deal with?

Is your logic flawed? Even if you take a step back, wouldn't you think you should leave now that your senior sister is engaged?! What do you mean by "why"?

Why on earth did she get into all this trouble?

But...his voice sounded really sad.

After a while.

Chi Jin felt that it was time to change his strategy.

“Crash—”

Ruan Wei opened the door immediately.

Chi Jin was caught off guard and stumbled forward.

He fell suddenly, and Ruan Wei immediately grabbed him by the back of the collar, "What are you doing?"

It's just a matter of opening a door, why do you have to be so polite?

Chi Jin: "... Cough cough! Cough-cough cough cough... Ugh, strangle-strangle me to death..."

He tugged at his own collar.

Ruan Wei grabbed the back of his collar, forming a perfect triangular clamp around Chi Jin's neck.

Ruan Wei, "Oh, oh."

She changed her hands, picked up Chi Jin and put her straight.

She also smoothed out his wrinkled clothes.

hiss--

It's a bit of a conditioned reflex.

Ruan Wei thought that it seemed that she was really close to this junior brother, otherwise she would not be so skilled in doing such an intimate thing as tidying up clothes as if she had done it thousands of times.

Chi Jin was stunned by her intimate gesture, and all his anger seemed to disappear in an instant.

My mind was filled with confusion: "Ah... Senior Sister, why are you——"

Ruan Wei raised an eyebrow, "What?"

Chi Jin silently chanted the Heart Purification Mantra in his heart, and the thin red that was slowly rising on his neck was gradually suppressed by him.

Finally found his words.

He turned around and pointed at Yu Zhichun, a hint of grievance flashing in his beautiful and enchanting eyes.

"Are you engaged to him?"

"Ah," Ruan Wei nodded decisively, "We do have an engagement."

“…”

Yu Zhichun's eyes lit up instantly, and Chi Jin was about to explode!

"However, this is just a setting, that's all."

Ruan Wei added a sentence at the right time.

Chi Jin was instantly appeased by these words, but he still felt a little awkward, "Then why do you want to stay here... He Huan Sect is not big at all, Senior Sister, let's go to my place, it's the largest restaurant there, it's very comfortable——"

"No."

Ruan Wei decisively refused.

Chi Jin's face instantly fell, and tears filled her eyes at an incredible speed.

Ruan Wei had a blank expression on her face. “Don’t pretend.”

"……oh."

In the blink of an eye, Chi Jin put away his prostitute-like demeanor and returned to his frosty expression.

The three people from the Hehuan Sect, "..."

It’s no wonder that what Yu Zhichun was playing with was indeed what you left behind.

You are the master of tea art. Compared with Chi Jin, Yu Zhichun is undoubtedly a tea dregs.

Ruan Wei rubbed her forehead helplessly. Facing this somewhat unreasonable junior brother, she never knew that her patience could be so good.

Ruan Wei, "Don't go back to the restaurant, stay here with me."

Chi Jin smiled and said, "Okay."

He just knew it.

Senior sister really likes him the most!

See? Even though my senior sister is engaged, she's still willing to take me into her family! See? Yu Zhichun's face is so visibly bulging with nerves.

Ruan Wei raised the corners of his mouth, seeming to be about to smile.

You just escaped from jail, and you're bringing her home so brazenly. Are you bringing her home or sending her to jail?

She hates stupidity.

but--

The young man in front of her was half a head taller than her and was looking at her with admiration. He was really handsome, and his facial features, eyebrows, eyes, frowns and smiles were all in line with her aesthetic taste.

Especially the small mole on the tip of the nose.

Really the finishing touch.

Ruan Wei suddenly understood why she felt an inexplicable sense of security when she saw him.

It’s like having peace of mind.

"Use your brain more and stop thinking about those trivial things all day long."

She sighed:

"Don't be angry, you are just my guests."

A rabbit doesn't eat grass near its burrow. If it wants to eat...it will eat the strongest and most outstanding one!