Second Senior Sister Relies on吐槽 to Save the Entire Sect

【Has a CP! A humorous story with some tragic elements, focused on the main plot and a slight ensemble cast. Please don't reject any sexual orientation in romance. Most importantly: no keyboar...

Chapter 19: Instead of wasting your energy, it’s better to go crazy and blame others

Chapter 19: Instead of wasting your energy, it’s better to go crazy and blame others

late at night.

The wind was howling, and gusts of mountain breeze blew over the top of the courtyard. In the quiet night, colorful lights flashed, making it impossible to fall asleep.

Occasionally, there are human voices:

"Hey, I've been going around in circles three times. Which courtyard is the Penglai Immortal Sect's?"

"I don't know, is it the one in the middle?"

"It's possible. Let's go and have a look."

"Hey, isn't it? Hi hi hi, what a coincidence! You're here to see...who is that?"

"What are you doing...Shh! Keep your voice down, don't attract our elders."

"Okay, okay. Can you put away your drumstick first? It looks scary. Don't be angry."

"snort."

"It's here, right? It's here! Look, I got the map of the Wanjian Sect from Fu Yi. Penglai is this courtyard."

“…”

The girl covered her head with the quilt and tossed and turned on the bed.

Wu Yu, who was on the other side of the bed, pricked up his ears to listen, his eyes clear, "Senior Sister, it seems to be someone from another sect."

Wu Yu was puzzled, "What are they doing?"

"Who knows?" Ruan Wei got up with an annoyed look on his face.

Wu Yu immediately sat up nervously.

My senior sister was very angry when she woke up.

According to the eldest brother, Ruan Wei usually has to coax himself for a quarter of an hour before he can get out of bed after opening his eyes.

Wu Yu was afraid.

She does have a filter for Ruan Wei, but that doesn't mean she has no idea what kind of person Ruan Wei is.

Is Senior Sister going to kill someone?!

Ruan Wei's anger level was directly pulled to the peak. Her eyes were bright and flames were almost about to burst out.

These bastards.

Did you know that sleep is so important at her age?! Did you know that she needs to be well-rested for the competition tomorrow?!

She is so old, if she doesn’t get enough sleep she will never grow taller!

The hunt begins——

Ruan Wei pushed open the window and cursed:

"Are you going to sleep or not?! Are you still going to sleep or not?! Who is it, who made you guys chatter from midnight to 11am?!"

The curse came from the sky.

As mentioned in the preface, Ruan Wei has a good voice.

A bright voice suitable for both mourning and cursing.

The sound was so powerful, the pitch so high, the tone so fierce. In the vast and quiet mountains, this passionate roar echoed for a long time.

Ruan Wei's roar immediately lit up the candlelight in several surrounding courtyards.

Then an elder was surprised to find:

Where are my cubs? Where have all my cubs gone?

Suddenly.

The deathly voice of the elder in the yard calling out the disciple's name echoed throughout the entire mountain.

Several figures in the air in the distance stopped instantly. Those who were caught on the spot by the elders looked at each other in disbelief.

They both read the same two words from each other's eyes:

Finished!

Someone asked uncertainly, "Is this Peng...Penglai?"

Doesn’t the story say that the people of Penglai are all gentle and polite, with the best temperaments and looks?

Aren’t they all immortals from outer space, and the path they practice is the ruthless path that cuts off all emotions and desires?

She was ruthless? The rage on her forehead was about to burn the entire mountain!

How could the fairy from Penglai be so violent?

That’s not all.

Ruan Wei raised his hand and threw out several long golden ropes, heading straight towards the three people in the air.

Someone reacted quickly and dodged violently, but Ruan Wei, whose anger was maxed out, reacted even faster than him and directly threw out a talisman to immobilize him.

The other two were tied up in an instant without any help.

Huang Jinsheng pulled the three people into the yard and in front of Ruan Wei.

There are three teenagers.

The night was pitch black, and they couldn't see Ruan Wei's face clearly from a distance, so they got closer.

The three of them blushed immediately.

Ruan Wei put his hands on his hips and angrily said to the three of them:

"It's the middle of the night, and you're shopping right in front of us? Counting your steps? Gossiping has a KPI? You can't reply until you complete it, right?!"

It’s still more exciting to curse in worldly terms.

Ruan Wei didn't care whether others could understand her or not, as long as she felt comfortable.

Instead of wasting your time internally, it’s better to go crazy and blame others!

Ruan Wei: "I will sleep even if you guys don't! If you keep making noise, I'll go to your sect and commit suicide. Do you hear me? I'll commit suicide! I—mmmm—"

Before he finished speaking, Wu Yu grabbed the man by the waist and dragged him back, whispering:

"Forget it, Senior Sister."

Wu Yu was covered in cold sweat. She stood on tiptoe to cover Ruan Wei's mouth while recalling Huang Jinsheng. She turned her head and shouted out the window:

"It's just a joke, it's all a joke, let's all go away!"

The three people who were momentarily stunned by Ruan Wei's appearance and resentment immediately came to their senses and hurriedly nodded in apology:

"Oh, oh, oh. No, sorry, I'm bothering you—"

Wu Yu just breathed a sigh of relief.

Ruan Wei broke free from her hand and stuck his head out of the window again.

Ruan Wei said viciously, "Did you hear me? If you disturb my sleep again, I'll kill myself! Then I'll become a ghost and chase you around every day!"

Holding Yu, "..."

She couldn't control her senior sister, really.

The few people caught peeping by the real owner nodded frantically like chicks pecking at rice: "Yeah, yeah. We get it. Sorry, sorry."

Ruan Wei is only at the foundation-building stage, so these three direct descendants of each sect shouldn't feel so guilty.

But she seemed to be too right and very domineering.

Especially since she is still, still, still very beautiful...

Beauty is hard currency.

Ruan Wei clung to the window, refusing to let go despite Wu Yu's efforts. She asked, "Which sect are you all from?"

When a beautiful woman asks a question, how can I not answer it?

The taller boy, who was quick to react, immediately saluted with a blushing face. "This...this fairy, it's some of our occupational diseases... Anyway, sorry! I disturbed your sleep."

"My name is Yan Ziqing, and I'm a direct descendant of the Tianji Tower. This is my junior fellow apprentice."

Yan Ziqing tugged at the boy who was cowering behind him.

The young man pursed his lips and leaned forward, looking shy as if he rarely interacted with women.

"Hello, my name is Jiang Yu."

This was indeed the first time that Jiang Yu spoke to a female cultivator of the same age as him other than his sister.

There have been very few female cultivators in their Tianji Tower in recent years, and the teachers and leaders would like to draw a river in the sky to separate the men and women in the tower.

The brothers all joked that those who practiced Taoism or Buddhism were all the same, as they were all lonely anyway.

Ruan Wei looked at the last boy.

The young man said calmly: "Kunyin Sect, Yuan Chuiyun."

"Sorry, I just wanted to see...what the eldest brother's sister looks like."

Ruan Wei understood.

Oh ~

Ruan Jianjiang's junior fellow apprentice.

"Did you finish reading it?"

Ruan Wei's expression suddenly changed, and she asked with a smile.

She looked like a pure, innocent, natural little white flower. Her expression softened, and she smiled brightly, completely changing the impression the three of them had of her as a volatile older sister.

As long as Ruan Wei doesn't speak, who can question her identity as the white moonlight!

The three of them looked at each other and nodded hesitantly.

Hold Yu, "!"

This is not right, Senior Sister is going to cause trouble!

Where's my senior brother? Where's my eldest senior brother? Is he sound asleep?

Wu Yu: If you don’t come soon, Senior Sister will be snatched away by someone else from another sect! Or…she will snatch the cabbage from someone else’s sect back!

Xiao Xuantong had long been immune to Ruan Wei's roar.

In this symphonic background.

Xiao Xuantong, who was soundly sleeping and being nagged about, turned over and pinned down his junior brother who was about to get up to provide support. Chang Huaijin also extended his arm and elbowed his junior brother.

Chi Jin, "..."

Oh shit.

He shouldn't have believed what his two senior brothers said about sleeping together as a precautionary measure. It was all bullshit!

Chi Jin took a deep breath, pulled the quilt over her head and continued to sleep.

Never mind.

He's worried about nothing!

The ones who should be worried are those who were caught by Second Senior Sister—