Serving as the Rabbit God

Hu Ziyu, a budding medical student, studied diligently for many years and successfully enrolled in the No.1 university in A City. Not long ago, he met a talented and promising boyfriend at the fres...

Borrow the Qiankun Bag

Borrow the Qiankun Bag

"It's not me!" Master Lei shouted anxiously: "The Queen Mother has told us to stop working, I have no reason to thunder again." After a few seconds, the sound and light stopped, and the ground began to vibrate faintly.

The Earth Master shouted, "It wasn't me!" He waved his feather fan repeatedly, sending several members of the Love Family group caressing and falling. Suddenly, an unidentified object struck him on the back of the head. He thought it was the idle Water Master spraying water balls at him, but a moment later, he felt a burning sensation behind him. The Rain Master, the security officer, Bai Yuzhan, and the others nearby screamed.

"It's burning! Put it out!"

"A meteorite hit you!"

The master hurriedly swung the feather fan behind himself, but couldn't hit anything.

The water master shouted: "Don't move, don't move, let the professionals do it!" After gathering strength in his palms, he threw two blue and white balls of magic power towards the master.

This time, it’s real water polo.

The connection between Hu Ziyu and Fenling was cut off. Before the line was disconnected, the transformer box buried behind the beam made a "crackling" sound like a burning wire, and the residents of the gymnasium and the surrounding shopping malls were once again plunged into darkness where they could not see their fingers.

"That's strange. Didn't the security officers cast a recovery spell?" he asked.

Ling Hong felt something was wrong, not knowing where the trouble had occurred. He grabbed the PAD and shouted, "Laurel Leaf Human Squad, report the current situation quickly!" There was no response.

In front of the temple, a newly hired security officer rushed in without paying attention to etiquette: "Oh no, Lord Rabbit, Commander Hong, look at the moon!"

Linghong tapped the pad, and the screen quickly switched to the exterior of the Moon Palace—the pockmarked surface of the moon. Normally, the moon was a pale gray with a slight silver sheen, but now, it was coated in a thick layer of blood.

"Star Lord, Star Lord!" Ling Hong called out hurriedly, "Crisis alert! Codename 'Red Moon,' cause unknown, requesting support!" Taiyin Palace's security force consisted solely of Guanghan Palace's security personnel, but two-thirds of them had already been dispatched to the mortal realm. The few remaining were entirely inexperienced. "Hong'er, just in time! Quickly dispatch the water magic troops from Dragon Palace City!" A female voice, two octaves higher than usual, emanated from the sound holes of the Starry Sky Blue PAD. Without being told, no one would have known it was coming from the Taiyin Star Lord, who had been so high up just a moment earlier.

"The road from Mingyue Pass to Taiyin Palace has suddenly erupted into a sea of ​​fire! The live broadcast of the apparition has been forced to be interrupted. Not only can we not contact the human world, we can't even contact the heavens outside the pass!"

"Sea Dragon King team, go to Taiyin Palace for rescue immediately!" Ling Hong pointed his right finger at high speed on the PAD screen.

"We also ask the R&D and Engineering Departments of the Golden Toad Institute to send a number of strong men with SS-level firefighting equipment and water-based talismans to support the frontline personnel!" The Dragon Palace team received the order, stood up, clasped their fists, and used the shrinking magic to instantly move to the front of the Taiyin Main Hall.

Linghong cut the screen back to the human world and divided it into four frames: the interior of the A University Gymnasium, the exterior dome, the perimeter of the gymnasium, and the shopping street.

"Stay here and don't move." Ling Hong said to Hu Ziyu. This was not a request, but an order.

"Now that you've recited the recall spell, the spirit will dissipate quickly. Don't worry, your little bastard and those worthless mages and monks will never see you dissolve into mud."

Although he was concerned about the identity of this acting hall master of unknown origin, Ling Hong had no choice but to not pay any attention to it.

The Human Resources Office still has no idea whether this person is an enemy or a friend, a demon or a ghost. If they want to send a letter to the relevant departments of Lingxiao Palace to request a thorough investigation, they are afraid that it will take a long time.

Moreover, if there is no sufficient reason to believe that this person may cause harm to the heavenly realm, the application process will most likely be rejected.

This person claimed that his surname was Hu, which was most likely a fake surname. Moreover, he used the pronunciation of the character "Bao" in Hu Tianbao as his name.

Perhaps he was the one who orchestrated the blood-stained moon scene. Hu Ziyu said, "I don't care about the division of spirits. I'm only worried about whether everyone can return safely."

Originally, the Five Masters, the Rainbow Flower Fairy, and Lady Fude only stayed in the temple to watch the show, and the time they assisted was only a few tens of seconds, which was not even enough to satisfy their curiosity.

A moment later, Mrs. Ford came down to the mortal world on the pretext of supervising and teaching her subordinates a lesson. The five fairies followed suit and strolled down to the mortal world through the projection screen of the viewing mirror. In order to improve the quality of the special effects, the Rainbow Flower Fairy also went to the apparition venue in person after asking Linghong for permission.

Hu Ziyu called out his rose gold PAD and logged into the Moon Palace's real-time video surveillance system with the authority of the master of the temple. He called out the two cameras of the main hall of the Taiyin Palace and the Milky Way Star Path for viewing.

On the day of the ascension, the Starry Path that Ling Hong led Hu Ziyu through was filled with a group of students wearing sailor-collar uniforms, white shirts, blue pants, and blue skirts. They were planting flags, putting up small posters, and trampling on the flowers and tender grass in the front yard of the Taiyin Palace as if they were in their own backyard.

If the magnification is 16X, you can see that the cloth strips tied on their heads, the flying flags in their hands, and the hand-painted tabloids all have the words "Comrades, die, rabbits retreat" written on them.

Even Hu Ziyu's photo in purple clothes was taken out by the students and made a big fuss, with rabbit ears and pig nose painted on it, and ugly phrases such as "San Ba" (woman's wife), "male prostitute" and "incense burner" written on it.

Despite being the target of these uninvited visitors' illegal entry and their harsh criticism, Hu Ziyu couldn't help but chuckle. The intruders' slogans sounded all too much like a "couples going to die" group in the real world. "I'm impressed by you. You're still in a good mood to laugh in this situation," Ling Hong complained.

"Sorry," Hu Ziyu said. "Their Japanese-style uniforms are so cute. This scene is like rebellious middle school students skipping classes and throwing rocks at the school."

"They're students from Lingxiao Academy," Linghong pointed to the armband and school emblem on their uniforms. "Five years ago, they were still wearing the double-breasted Hanfu robes. Then, student representatives led a revolution, and the entire student body voted for a new uniform." Hu Ziyu vaguely remembered that when the female student from the Lingxiao Academy News Department approached him for an interview, she was quite polite and courteous, her clear eyes gleaming with admiration, which gave him a pretty good impression.

All I can say is that one kind of rice feeds a hundred kinds of people, and one world breeds a thousand kinds of gods. Since there are all kinds of immortals and gods, it is not surprising that they behave in any way.

The main hall was presided over by the Moon God himself, so most of the brats didn't dare to rashly enter. A group of people just gathered on the Milky Way Star Path, using all kinds of pots and pans to scoop up the stardust under their feet, and after coating it with the blazing flames of fire magic, they threw it one by one into the teaching version of the Guanfan Mirror.

It is these hot flames burning along the Milky Way that make the surface of the Moon appear a terrifying red.

The place connected to the other end of the Guanfan Mirror is the outside of the National Taiwan University Gymnasium, where the apparition will take place tonight.

"Dear students, your actions have seriously violated the Assembly and Parade Law and the Three Realms Contact Ordinance. According to the Juvenile Incident Handling Law, you may be fined one thousand to five thousand merit points, suspended from school for one to three months, and punished together with your parents and siblings who live with you." Taiyin Xingjun connected to Linghong's storage app and took out the speakerphone to use it.

"Please immediately restore Mingyue Pass's external communications and disband and leave the pass on the spot. This is the first warning." Hu Ziyu wanted to send a private message to Xingjun, but he still asked Linghong's opinion first.

"Why don't you listen to the students' demands first? Or maybe I should talk to them face to face and see how they deal with it?" Ling Hong shook his head. "These people clearly want to see you make a fool of yourself, to make you furious, mad, and curse, and to destroy the image of wisdom and beauty you created at the official banquet. If you show up, they'll definitely do everything they can to provoke you, and then unite to attack and criticize you. Look, they've cut off our internet connection and are about to start their own broadcast!"

A student was carrying a cannon camera and walking at the front of the team. Behind him, there was another student holding a reflector and a retractable microphone.

Meanwhile, in another fragmented frame, Taiyin Xingjun, unable to regain connection, could barely contain his frustration. As soon as the five minutes were up, he immediately raised his megaphone and shouted again, "I'm warning you again! Give me back my connection! I'm going to broadcast my apparition live!" Seeing that the intruders were teenagers under five hundred years old, the six-man team from Dragon Palace City could only persuade, extinguish, and intervene; they didn't dare take any real action. Besides, the children of the Lingxiao students were all pampered royal relatives. If they touched or injured them, even if they burned all their merit and were reincarnated as livestock, they wouldn't be able to afford the compensation.

Hu Ziyu still opened the Tianrenzhuji and sent a few reminder messages, "Don't be angry, Star Lord, the little ghosts are broadcasting live!"

But the Moon God was so anxious that he didn't even take out the PAD to look at it.

"The third warning will be in five minutes, what should we do?" Hu Ziyu asked while distracting himself to see the situation in the human world, which was also not looking good.

Ling Hong replied: "Maybe they will send out large fire hoses, or maybe sprinkle some chili water or pepper to drive them away... In short, it all depends on how the Star God decides." Hu Ziyu was helpless and could only pace back and forth in front of the projection screen, admiring his companions' hard work.

Without the command of the command tower, the gods exhausted all their strength, displayed their magical powers, and worked together to resist the debris and sparks falling from the sky.

Master Lei roared: "No matter how many come, let me split them in half!" After that, he used the magic weapon Taiko in his arms to beat out a series of brisk, passionate and powerful percussion music. Wherever the sound waves reached, they turned into pieces of lightning, breaking the larger fallen rocks one by one.

The geomancer also said: "When it comes to earth-based magic, no one can beat me." As soon as he finished speaking, he also activated the reversal spell, turning the giant rock back into its original elements before crystallization.

The master was affected for no reason and was very angry. He also said: "I will create a flowing gas rich in carbon dioxide. Besides transforming it, I can also help put out the fire!" Then he waved his feather fan frequently, changing the focus from the quarreling members of the Love Home group to a flaming airborne meteorite.

The water master was glad that he could finally be of use and shouted, "Let the professionals put out the fire!"

The Rain Master chimed in: "Brother Shui, please stay on the ground. I will support you from the sky!" He took out a miniature decorative umbrella from his arms that looked like one for dolls. After opening it, the umbrella opened into a large umbrella that could accommodate ten adults.

The Rain Master held the umbrella handle and slowly pointed it towards the sky where rocks were still falling.

Ao Botong made full use of the fire-eating characteristics of Suan Yi, opened his mouth wide, and swallowed several fireballs as big as a human head.

Wan Taian was not familiar with many tactics, so he could only guard the front of the gymnasium and prevent the guests inside from leaving at will.

Earlier, after seeing his soul fragment being shattered into pieces and then jumping down to the mortal world, Mrs. Ford, who was about to beat him up, had no idea that she had come to the rescue.

Unable to contact Ling Hong and the Land Administration Palace, she thought that someone in Heaven must be causing trouble, and quickly pulled Liang Yanqi and Langhua Zhenjun over and said, "Call the switchboards at the City God Palace and the Martial God Palace to see if anyone responds. If there is, call for support, as many as possible!" Langhua Zhenjun was unable to call his companions in Heaven, so he simply adjusted the channel and searched for the Martial God who was patrolling the human world.

The City God Temple is located in the underworld and should not be restricted by the power of heaven, but the temple has been short of manpower in recent years, and it is normal not to get support.

Half a month ago, Liang Yanqi had only reported for duty for two hours when he received his equipment and was ready to go into battle.

"No one's answering the switchboard," Liang Yanqi said. "It's not external interference, but a severe shortage of police." True Lord Langhua had already pressed the emergency button. "A colleague in Jiangzhou has agreed to come to support us. While they can use the Earth-Shrinking Spell in the mortal realm, there's a risk of distorting time and space. Even with a teleportation device, it'll take about a quarter of an hour to arrive." Mrs. Ford rested her chin on her hand, pondering, "A quarter of an hour... Can your colleague be trusted?"

"Of course I can trust you!" Master Langhua assured, patting his chest.

"That one was the one who roamed the martial arts world in those days, invincible and known as the number one martial god in the East!"

"That's good." Mrs. Ford had no intention of listening to his story, and loudly called Wu Gang and his group, as well as the City God Temple team.

"Form a formation as I said, gather the magic power and form a protective shield. We must not let the disaster from the sky bring disaster to the world! As for the immortals who have no fighting ability, stand at the entrances and exits with Tai'an and protect mankind at the risk of death!" Wan Tai'an used up all his magic power and changed from a tiger back to a human form.

"Landlady, I have no fighting power left, how can I protect you?"

"Cheer up, you useless thing!" Mrs. Ford twisted her sword fingers and wrote a few lines of spells in the air.

In a moment, sticks, staffs, axes, halberds, whips, knives, swords, spears... all the weapons that Wan Taian had used and seen were available. He and the Twelve Golden Hairpins, Rainbow Flower Fairy and others who came to meet him could each pick one to use, and it was still more than enough.

"Choose the one that is convenient for you!" Mrs. Fude shouted: "I don't have time to deal with you, guys, let's get ready!" With the gymnasium as the center of the formation, the six-member team led by Liang Yanqi stood in the three directions of Dui, Gan and Xun, and the security officers headed by Wu Gang each occupied the triangle of Zhen, Kun and Gen. Mrs. Fude and True Lord Langhua took the lead and stood alone in Kan and Li.

The outermost area was left to the Fifth Division and Suan Yi to handle.

After the communication was interrupted, Hu Ziyu could hardly hear the voices of the gods, but Ao Botong swallowed the flames frequently, his cheeks becoming increasingly swollen and his expression becoming more painful. After a while, he returned to his human form, raised his head to the sky, and exhaled a wave of heat that shot straight into the sky.

He couldn't rise for more than five days, and he had reached his limit.

Suan Yi's appetite was finite, but the stardust in the Moon Palace was endless. Yet, the flames entwined within the star-stones seemed inexhaustible, flaring up again and again, unable to be completely extinguished.

"Brother Suanyi!" Hu Ziyu screamed in surprise and inadvertently reached out to the screen. He found that although his spiritual body could pass through the wall and cross to the side where the gods were, when he tried to pull his hand back, there was a powerful and irresistible repulsive force resisting it.

"Hey, don't move!" Ling Hong grabbed Hu Ziyu's left hand, which was still inside the temple, and injected some magic power into his body, trying to pull him back.

Hu Ziyu boasted that he had little fighting ability and did not want to get in the way of others in the human world, so he struggled desperately and held Ling Hong's right wrist tightly.

But in the next moment, when he caught sight of the storage bag tied around Ling Hong's waist, he suddenly had an idea and relaxed his grip.

"Boss Hong, I have a bold idea."

"Then I have a very bad feeling."

"I want to borrow the storage bag on your waist. Please take out everything inside first." Hu Ziyu said.

Ling Hong thought that if he used the Qiankun bag given by the Star Lord to absorb those burning meteorites, this magic weapon would probably be scrapped.

Unfortunately, I can't think of any other way right now. If this really comes in handy, then I'll do it this way.

Linghong untied the bag string with his left hand and put the Qiankun bag into Hu Ziyu's sleeve pocket.

"There's nothing in there, do you want to just go down like this?"

"Yes, please come and pick me up later. If it's you, Boss Hong, you will definitely find a way to get everyone back." As he said that, Hu Ziyu wanted to let go, but now, Ling Hong held his left wrist tightly.

"Where do you get the confidence to do that? After three hundred years in office, this is the first time I've encountered a mob that marched directly to the palace and cut off all communications within the pass." Ling Hong let out a faint smile, a sigh, and a faint sigh. "But remember, when you go down, recite the master's incantations several times and hammer some pillars into the ground to avoid a painful fall."

"Got it!" Hu Ziyu said with a smile.

Linghong changed his tone and used the respectful title "you", which showed that he valued himself very much.

"Then I'll go first." With eight parts worry, one part heartache, and one part reluctance, Linghong enlarged the screen, helped Hu Ziyu locate Ao Botong, and then let go.