Setting Up a Stall with My Kids, I Made Millions Crave

After divorcing, Su Chen became a single dad. Unexpectedly, he awakened a random gourmet street stall system. Every now and then, the system would assign him a new stall location. Wherever he went,...

84. Chapter 84: The things about Homo erectus are somewhat weird!

Chapter 84: The things about Homo erectus are somewhat weird!

Many diners bought snacks from Su Chen.

I carried it and went straight up the mountain.

Mainly because there are monkey caretakers around, they feel at ease and are not afraid of being harassed by monkeys at all.

A gentle mountain breeze blew, and the leaves rustled.

It wasn't that hot when we climbed the mountain.

A group of people were talking and laughing as they walked up the stone path in the mountains.

And at this time.

After a night of settling down, the monkeys in Xishi Mountain are particularly excited today.

They kept jumping up and down, running and playing.

Rolling and somersaulting, swinging on branches, flying all over the woods.

Successfully attracted all the attention of the monkeys.

The tourists also watched happily.

This scenic spot is worth coming to!

Who was criticizing it before?

Many people took out their mobile phones and took a lot of photos.

He had no idea that there was a monkey in the corner, tiptoeing towards him.

It stared at the bag in one of the tourists' hands.

The vision was confused by the noisy "chi chi oh oh" sounds.

The cunning monkey seized the opportunity.

He pounced on the bag and snatched it away.

After succeeding, it retreated flexibly and ran away gracefully.

He also proudly showed off his spoils to his companions in the distance.

"Squeaky, oh~"

“Squeak! Ouch!!”

The monkeys on both sides responded to each other and shouted with great joy.

This time, the tourists and monkey caretakers were completely confused.

Damn it! I’ve lived for so many years, yet I’ve been tricked by those monkeys.

By the way, do monkeys learn military tactics these days?

They actually used the tactic of making a feint to the east and attacking in the west? ? ?

The monkeys were so angry that they were fuming.

He raised the weapon in his hand and fired several rounds at the monkey.

The monkey is quite clever.

He twisted his body and stuck his big fat butt high.

With a few "bang bang bang" sounds, all the bullets hit that big butt.

Hey, it doesn't hurt ~ hehe ~

The monkey ran triumphantly into the woods and reached into the bag with his paw.

He grabbed the most eye-catching durian thousand-layer and brought it close to his nose to smell it.

"yue!"

It's amazing when you smell it.

The monkey bared its teeth and shook its head continuously.

He was so scared that he threw the durian thousand layer far away, and his furry little hands were still rubbing them hard on the grass.

It stinks, it stinks...

It looked at the tourists with a strange look.

Then he pinched his nose and ran towards the monkey group.

The other monkeys were a little confused.

Why did he throw away the spoils after finally succeeding?

Everyone is still hungry.

As soon as the monkey came over, they smelled a foul odor before they could ask any questions.

They all frowned and looked at its butt with disgust.

yue…

A big female monkey couldn't stand it anymore and kept squeaking.

It stretched out its claws, rudely scratched the big monkey's red butt, and began to examine it carefully.

This scene was seen by the tourists who had just been robbed.

A smile inexplicably appeared on his angry face.

"You bunch of stupid monkeys, you stole the durian and complained about the stench! You can't afford to play with me!"

“That durian can stink like your butt!!!”

The tourist shouted at the top of his lungs, with a hint of anger in his voice.

The other tourists just enjoyed watching the fun.

It's fun to see the monkeys resisting.

He whistled and shouted continuously to entice the monkeys to eat.

After a few sips.

A silly monkey touched his belly and was obviously excited.

But after smelling that smell, I didn't dare to go forward.

The monkey's face was wrinkled, and it was obvious that he was struggling inside.

A few minutes later.

The monkey's hunger eventually overcame its disgust for the smell.

It finally couldn't help but come forward, picked up the durian thousand layer and took a bite.

After one bite, the whole monkey group was stunned.

They covered their noses and jumped and screamed.

Xiang, this is Xiang! Yue~We don't play with fools~

The little monkey ignored the noise around him.

It covered its nose, held its breath, and chewed the durian mille-feuille for a few bites with its eyes closed.

It is soft and sweet when you put it in your mouth, not as smelly as you might imagine.

After losing the smell, the monkey found that this thing was quite delicious.

He slowly released the claws that were covering his nose.

Its facial features gradually expand, and the taste becomes more and more delicious no matter how you eat it!

The expression was so enjoyable that it made the tourists want to laugh.

Addicted to the food, Daihou grabbed the durian mille-feuille with both hands and stuffed it into his mouth in big mouthfuls.

The monkeys behind it were dumbfounded.

Everyone looked at each other in confusion.

I don't understand why this idiot is so obsessed with this stinky thing.

But soon, they looked at their companions' greedy expressions and felt a little confused.

I couldn't hold it back for a few times.

They all came forward curiously to find out what was going on.

However, the durian mille-feuille had been finished by the stupid monkey in just a few bites.

They had no choice but to look for the bags they had snatched from tourists earlier.

The yellow, smelly stuff in there is gone.

But there are still a lot of boxes of things.

As soon as I opened it, a strange smell wafted out.

There were black lumps lying in the box.

It is completely different from the small bread they usually eat.

This was naturally the first time they had encountered this chocolate with liquor filling.

Everyone looked at each other, tilting their heads and looking at each other, their eyes full of confusion.

Today's things about Homo erectus are somewhat strange.

A fat monkey reached out and took out a chocolate.

He put it close to his nose and sniffed it again and again, then began to look at it carefully with wide eyes.

This thing doesn't smell bad, it's black and I don't know what it is.

The fat monkey shook it curiously.

To be on the safe side, I carefully took a small bite of the side first.

It's actually hollow inside.

There was a liquid with a clear smell in the cavity.

It had never seen such a wild and mellow fragrance before, but it didn't smell like a bad thing.

The fat monkey couldn't wait any longer.

He raised his head and threw the black and numb thing directly into his mouth.

"Hiss!"

Wow, it’s delicious!

The fat monkey began to dance, and it felt like every part of his body was rejoicing.

Seeing this, the other monkeys grabbed the chocolate with liquor filling and put it into their mouths.

"Squeaky, oh~"

“Squeak! Ouch!!”

All the monkeys screamed in unison.

Everyone looked over there.

"Holy crap! There's a monkey doing drunken boxing over there!"

Someone shouted at the top of his lungs.

The fat monkey closest to them was seen staggering to the left and then to the right, his steps very unsteady.

In a daze, it grabbed another piece of chocolate with liquor filling and stuffed it into its mouth without thinking.

The monkeys behind it were not much better.

They were staggering and swaying from side to side.

As he walked, he pulled up the weeds on the ground and threw them around.

After a while, a large group of monkeys were lying drunk under the tree.

The tourists were delighted to see such a rare scene.

He took another slam at the monkeys.

(End of this chapter)