Chapter 381 Not the Boss, Are You Serious?

The thought of saying those words made Su Chen so embarrassed that he tried to dig a Disney castle out of it with his toes.

Help!

"Host, please recite the welcoming words as soon as possible!"

Even the system started to urge him with text appearing.

It has come to this.

Su Chen simply made up his mind, closed his eyes and stomped his feet.

Anyway, I'm wearing a thick doll costume and no one can see my expression, so I might as well go ahead and do it!

At this moment, he was like an emotionless tool, reciting the lines mechanically.

"Hehehe~ Little cutie, would you like some stolen delicacies?"

Halfway through his words, Su Chen couldn't help but stutter, but at least he read the whole sentence out loud.

As soon as he finished speaking, Su Chen felt his hair almost stand up.

In front of the dining car, the eldest brother, who was about to ask about the situation, was stunned when he heard this.

A trace of disbelief first flashed across his face, followed by visible astonishment. His mouth was slightly open and did not close for a long time.

"Did I hear you wrong? What the hell are you talking about?"

The eldest brother replied subconsciously, and then he wondered if he had heard it clearly.

He stared at the two slits between Boss Pi's eyes and couldn't help but say, "Boss, what exactly did you just say? I didn't hear clearly. Could you please say it again?"

"...Please read the purchase instructions for yourself."

Su Chen decisively refused and silently pushed the small whiteboard forward.

Are you kidding me? Say it again?

Wouldn't that mean he would be socially dead twice?

The eldest brother bent down hesitantly.

Only then did he notice the small whiteboard sticking out on the ground, and then he saw the purchase instructions with the most words.

“???”

The eldest brother's expression suddenly became interesting, and all kinds of complex emotions were mixed together on his face.

Expressions of hesitation, confusion, and shock appeared alternately, and at first glance, his facial features seemed a little distorted.

He raised his finger and pointed at the small whiteboard, still not daring to confirm the words he saw.

"No... Boss, are you serious?"

“…Seriously.”

Su Chen's tone was firm.

Anyway, he himself has already gone down the road of social death and there is no turning back, now it is someone else's turn.

If you think about it carefully, it seems that there is still a little excitement.

Damn... I hope I haven't awakened some special hobby!

Damn system!

The messy thoughts in Su Chen's mind flashed through his mind.

The eldest brother looked at the whiteboard again, with resistance, and silently read the customer's lines word for word in his mind.

Every time he read a word, he felt a chill rising from the soles of his feet, his whole body felt uncomfortable, and goose bumps appeared on his arms.

At the same time, he discovered that this strange boss was only selling caramel pearl milk tea.

Milk tea is just a little sweet water, so it’s better not to drink it.

No matter what, there is no way he could say such stupid lines to an abstract Mr. Krabs.

I am a grown man...

At this moment, a clear and childish voice rang out.

"Hey, Dad, I know all these words! You taught me!"

The little boy pointed his finger at the whiteboard.

He recited each word clearly: "Evil, evil, rogue boss..."

The eldest brother's eyes widened instantly, his face full of horror.

He never thought that his son could recite the line so fluently!

For the first time, my eldest brother regretted being a Chinese teacher and teaching his son many Chinese characters at such an early age.

The child didn't understand what social death meant, nor did he understand the meaning of the sentence he read out at all.

After he finished reading, he looked up proudly and added a sentence.

"Dad, am I pronouncing it correctly? Am I good?"

"……Great."

The eldest brother was speechless and could only squeeze out this one word.

However, he suddenly felt a little regretful. Why didn't he take out his mobile phone to take a picture right away?

When this guy gets married, I will find this video and cast it to the screen to play it in a loop!

Su Chen stared at the little boy with only one thought in his mind.

It’s worthy of being a new account, you are really brave!

"Boss, my son read it out, does that count..."

The eldest brother stared at Mr. Krabs with a serious expression.

He exudes an aura of "If you dare to say no, I'll teach you a lesson."

"Calculate."

Su Chen nodded, and somehow, he felt a little regretful.

Seeing this, the eldest brother breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the whiteboard again.

Caramel pearl milk tea is 30 yuan per cup.

The higher prices in those brand name milk tea shops are only about 15 yuan.

This stall is a little out of the ordinary, so the prices are a bit expensive.

The eldest brother began to have doubts in his mind and hesitated whether to buy it or not.

But then I thought about my son's brave performance just now and decided not to buy a cup.

This sunk cost is too high!

Thinking of this, the eldest brother said: "Then... give me a drink!"

As he spoke, he quickly took out his mobile phone and scanned the code to pay.

"OK."

Su Chen responded and handed over the pearl milk tea and straw.

The eldest brother untied the straw, poked it into the milk tea cup, and took a sip.

The next second, his expression froze. This milk tea!

It has a rich caramel sweetness, tea aroma and milk flavor when you take a sip. It is silky and delicate, and blends very well.

After tasting it, he found that the aroma of this tea was even more mellow than the tea he usually drank. Was it because of the essence?

You can sip through the straw and drink the pearls at the bottom.

The taste is very fresh, and it doesn't taste like milk tea that has been blended with other flavors.

It tastes very good!

"Dad, I want to drink too."

The little boy was greedy and stared at the milk tea, jumping up and down anxiously.

The eldest brother quickly hid the milk tea behind him and said, "My dear son, don't you want to eat turkey noodles? Eat the noodles first!"

Although the little boy was young, he was very smart and replied immediately.

"I can drink milk tea first, then eat turkey noodles."

"No, no, wait until you finish eating before drinking. It's not a good habit to drink while eating."

Although the little guy was a little reluctant.

But he still ate the turkey noodles obediently, but his eyes were always fixed on the milk tea in his father's hand.

The main point is to eat from the bowl and look at the pot.

Su Chen watched his elder brother walking away with the child, and finally relaxed and breathed a sigh of relief.

As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning... In fact, it is difficult in the middle and at the end.

He originally thought that after reciting the lines once, he would develop some resistance.

But the fact is that the strong sense of social death has not diminished at all.

Here, the eldest brother opened the car door with his son.

If their son hadn't insisted on eating turkey noodles, they would probably have driven home by now.

When the daughter-in-law saw her husband and son come back, her eyes fell on the milk tea in her eldest brother's hand and she asked casually.

"Didn't you want to buy turkey noodles? Why did you buy milk tea?"

The eldest brother didn't have time to speak.

As soon as the son saw his mother, he shouted happily: "Mom, I just learned a sentence, and Dad praised me for being great!"

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(End of this chapter)