Chapter 385 I’ll kowtow first as a sign of respect!

Ge Tian stared straight at the ugly boss in front of him, and his whole body was broken.

I'm a turtle...

After all, it takes a bit of courage and shamelessness to walk around in such abstract clothing in public.

I never thought that there are more people than people! On top of social anxiety disorder, there is also social phobia!

While sighing, Ge Tian couldn't help but get closer and take a closer look at Mr. Krabs.

Wow, the texture and workmanship of this leather case are amazing. Even the tentacles move. It’s obvious that a lot of money was spent on it.

At the same time, when Mr. Pixar appeared on the screen without warning, the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room completely exploded.

Unexpectedly, the "green cockroach" mentioned by the little friend turned out to be a rogue boss!

The whole scene looks like an outrageous mother opening the door for an outrageous person. It's outrageous to the extreme!

"Holy crap! There's actually a master among the masses!"

"I feel like even in my dreams, I could never dream of such a bizarre and funny scene."

"Your Majesty, run! You'll have nightmares if you look at this too much!"

"Isn't this a script the host wrote in advance? I won't believe it even if I'm beaten to death!"

"This world is really too cruel for people like us!"

"I've taken a screenshot! This scene will go down in history! Absolutely stunning!"

"I can only say that the anchor lost the game. This wave is a dimensionality reduction attack!"

"Is it really that hard to set up a stall and sell things now? The competition is too fierce!"

"What kind of ugly things are you people buying?"

Could this guy also be a streamer?

This thought flashed through Ge Tian's mind instantly.

Who in their right mind would dress up like Mr. Pack and come here to set up a stall and sell things?

No matter how you look at it, it exudes the atmosphere of a live broadcast.

She immediately took a quick, calm look at the cart.

His eyes scanned the area quickly, not missing any corner, trying to find the phone that was taking the photo.

Then, Ge Tian shifted his gaze to the side of the cart to see if there were any hidden filming equipment.

Su Chen's expression under the hood was extremely complicated.

He never thought that he would encounter such a strange business task.

The forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds!

Since there are guests coming, he can only choose to receive them.

Faced with such a conspicuous bag, Su Chen suddenly felt that this line didn't seem so awkward anymore.

Ge Tian looked around, trying to find evidence that Su Chen was the anchor, but naturally found nothing.

Su Chen followed the usual practice and said to Ge Tian: "Hey hey hey~ little cutie, do you want a stolen delicacy?"

“???”

Ge Tian was stunned. What the hell was this boss talking about?

Did I hear it wrong?

Why did you say this without any context?

Just as she was puzzled, she caught a glimpse of the barrage in the live broadcast room.

"Fuck, look at the little whiteboard under the cart."

“You even have to recite the lines before you can buy it?!”

"Hahahaha, this line is too weird, right?!"

"Just wait for the host to read the lines!"

"If this wasn't the host's script, I'd eat it standing upside down..."

Looking at the flood of comments in the live broadcast room, Ge Tian was stunned again.

What is this saying in the comments? What is the purchase line?

She really didn't notice the part under the cart.

Fortunately, with the reminder from the barrage, Ge Tian took a step back, took a closer look, and immediately thought to himself, "Wow, this is awesome!"

As expected of her newly certified "social phobia", the boss who can come up with this way of selling milk tea is truly a talent!

But this line is too weird!

Is there really anyone who would be willing to read lines like this?

Ge Tian pondered secretly, and actually felt a little eager to try it out.

However, as I said before, live streaming is all about contrast.

Ge Tian knew that the more his performance was contrary to everyone's expectations, the more he could liven up the atmosphere in the live broadcast room.

So, she deliberately said to the live broadcast room: "My dear ministers, look at this line, it's too weird! I really can't pronounce it!"

"Please, my dear ministers, don't embarrass me~"

"From ancient times to the present, has anyone ever said this?"

Su Chen stood behind the cart, looking at the man in front of him wearing a bold dragon pattern talking to himself on the phone, and immediately realized that the other party was broadcasting live.

Oh shit! Stop it!

If any old diner saw this, would I still be able to have a good week?

However, he quickly calmed down. He looked so green now that he couldn't even recognize his own daughter.

As long as you don't speak, you shouldn't be discovered immediately.

But just in case, it’s better to keep a hand to be safe.

Thinking of this, he decided to play it safe and pretend to be mute, not to speak if possible and to keep a low profile.

Su Chen stood quietly behind the cart, silently watching the person in front of him constantly calling him "I".

Paired with the silly panda head and the word "bold!", it becomes even more abstract and ridiculous.

Ge Tian spoke to the live broadcast room for a while, his eyes rolled, and a new idea popped up in his mind.

A sly smile appeared on her face, and she suddenly pointed her phone at Su Chen and said, "Um... handsome, I see that you have extraordinary talent. How about this, I will promote you in the live broadcast room, and you can skip those useless lines?"

Rogue... rogue handsome? !

When Su Chen heard this name, he was stunned.

What the hell is that name!

But when I think about it carefully, there seems to be nothing wrong with it. After all, I am selling milk tea while wearing Mr. Krabs' clothes.

As for being handsome, I can’t criticize him, he’s really that cool and handsome.

Faced with Ge Tian's request, Su Chen shook his head without hesitation, determined not to speak easily.

What the hell is the point of publicity? It’s best to just slack off.

Seeing that Su Chen did not respond, Ge Tian asked a few more questions, but Su Chen still just shook his head silently without saying a word.

Now, Ge Tian felt a little confused.

She felt that someone like Su Chen who had "social phobia" shouldn't do the whole thing in public?

Why don’t you even want to say a word?

Fortunately, Su Chen had no way to eavesdrop on Ge Tian's thoughts. If he knew that he was labeled as having "social phobia", he would definitely deny it to the end.

At this moment, the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room was rolling like a tide.

"Host, stop pretending! I can hear the excitement in your tone! Stop being so reserved and just read it out!"

"Hahahaha, a duet of social death! Just waiting for the host to read the lines! Just thinking about this scene is exciting!"

"Boss Krabs x True Emperor, I'm sold on this couple! No matter what anyone says, I'm going to give them my all!"

"Although humans are free to define their CPs, I still recommend that those who are interested in this CP see a doctor."

"Eat something good, you guys!"

"Am I the only one who cares whether a 30-yuan cup of milk tea tastes good?"

"Hurry up, host, I'll give you gifts!"

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(End of this chapter)