Chapter 475: Put your butt down and ask for a kick!

Mao Yiheng's pupils trembled while watching the video, and his mouth was open wide enough to fit a pickled fish head.

What a “locksmith on the tip of the tongue”!

It really leaves you wanting more and makes you lick the screen like crazy.

It wasn't until the progress bar completely stopped that he realized that this video was even more cunning than the way his father hid his private money.

The name of the door-to-door service platform was not mentioned at all!

"Fuck! Are all the video creators so good at using starvation marketing these days?"

Mao Yiheng was so angry that he hit his thigh hard, but accidentally hit the desk drawer. He was obviously grimacing in pain but he still pretended to be calm.

After all, you can't be too arrogant when slacking off at your workstation, you have to at least save face.

He rubbed his fists calmly, then opened the comment section.

"Wow, help! This fish fillet glows! Is it a special effect? ​​It smells so good through the screen that I'm drooling!"

"Master's hands are so beautiful! A treat for hand lovers! Such long fingers, it would be a shame if they didn't play the piano!"

"Wake up upstairs! This method is obviously more suitable for opening safes."

"Damn, without further ado, this guy is definitely the best cook in the lock picking world, and the best lock picking guy in the cook world."

"Please show your face! I'm asking for a way to make an appointment with the master!"

"Grandmother, please tell me where we can make an appointment! Why are you hiding this? Just say something! I'm so anxious!"

“…”

Somehow, Mao Yiheng suddenly felt mentally balanced after reading these comments.

It turns out I’m not the only one who wants to lick the screen!

He was even a little relieved. It seemed that human beings are all foodies by nature, which is a very universal point.

Soon, Mao Yiheng liked each comment that asked for a platform, and also posted a comment of his own, "Same request! Put your butt down and ask for a kick!"

I have to take my father's instructions seriously, otherwise I'll really be sleeping on the street tonight...

…

The other side.

Because Liu Taotao had an order for Su Chen to come to his house to cook at noon today.

The Liu siblings were immersed in the ecstasy of enjoying Boss Su's cooking, just like two little mice that had stolen sesame oil.

Liu Mengmeng rubbed her hands excitedly, "Brother, let's go buy some groceries first! We'll start cooking as soon as my bestie gets here!"

Mother Liu, who was mopping the floor in the bedroom, trembled when she heard the words, and the mop fell to the ground with a bang.

She lifted her apron, wiped her hands, and came out. "Two silly kids, do you know how to choose vegetables? The eggplants you bought last time were so old they could be used as mallets."

Before he could finish his words, Father Liu rushed out from the inner room wearing old Beijing cloth shoes and hit his son on the head with the palm-leaf fan in his hand.

"Buy, buy, buy! I get angry just thinking about this. What you're buying is called vegetables? That bundle of 'tender' spinach, when stir-fried, is tougher than the soles of the shoes I knit!"

"That's it, and you still have the confidence to buy it?"

Liu Taotao covered his head and muttered, "Isn't that the good stuff that the lady said she picked for me..."

"Good stuff?!"

Father Liu's voice instantly rose eight octaves.

"Aunt Zhang at the market smiled like a lucky cat when she saw you two! She's here to take advantage of people like you!"

As he spoke, he swiftly slung over his shoulder the bamboo basket passed down from his ancestors.

With him as the chosen old grocery buyer, who else can they rely on?

Besides, it’s not the two kids’ fault for being stubborn. If you buy vegetables at the vegetable market in their urban village without a good eye, you’ll really get ripped off.

Soon, in the vegetable market, Father Liu seemed like a god of war.

Just pinch the eggplant and you will know it was picked this morning, and just pat the watermelon and you will know it has a sandy flesh.

The brother and sister followed behind like two little followers, with the plastic bags in their hands rustling.

"Dad, give me some fish."

"Bullfrog, turtle too..."

Liu Mengmeng came over and pointed at the soft-shelled turtle crawling slowly in the glass tank with her fingertips. "It will definitely be delicious if it's braised."

"Give me a chicken, a duck, and a pigeon!"

Liu Taotao also entered the ordering mode, "Boss Su's cooking skills are so good, it would be a pity if he didn't make some hard dishes."

"That crab looks pretty fat too."

Liu Mengmeng stared at the hairy crab blowing bubbles next to her, and began to imagine the deliciousness of steamed crab roe.

Father Liu turned around suddenly, and his death gaze instantly locked onto the two prodigal sons!

"Do you think this is a banquet for the whole nation to select concubines?"

Because he felt sorry for his daughter, he hit his son's hand with the coriander in his hand accurately and cursed him angrily.

"We ordinary people can just eat whatever we want! What if the chef is a fake chef? Won't all these good things be wasted?"

"Oh, Dad, no, you can trust Master Su's craftsmanship..."

Father Liu didn't listen and just snorted coldly.

Finally, with his insistence, the three of them made much of a noise but achieved little!

I only bought two lively carps, more than two pounds of pork and a small basket of quail eggs, and some seasonal vegetables and miscellaneous seasonings.

However, when paying the bill, Dad Liu secretly stuffed two scallions into the basket while the stall owner was not paying attention.

Don’t ask, the answer is “You bought so many vegetables, what’s wrong with giving some as gifts?”

On the way back, Father Liu was still muttering.

"I'm going to tell you something you may not like to hear. Nine out of ten of these home cooks are unreliable. The confinement nanny that Old Li's daughter-in-law hired last time for her confinement used half a bucket of oil to stir-fry vegetables, making her choke uncomfortably."

Suddenly catching a glimpse of his children rolling their eyes at the same time, Father Liu added awkwardly.

"But if this chef is as delicious as you guys say, it wouldn't be a problem to buy some turtles and pigeons next time."

"Dad, stop dreaming!" Liu Mengmeng chuckled, "Next time? I'm lucky to be able to eat it once!"

She grabbed her father's arm and walked back, "How about we go buy some more now? This is a rare opportunity!"

Father Liu: ...

"That's enough, that's enough, I just said it casually, go home, kids!"

On this side, Su Chen drove the iconic Cullinan and arrived at Tonghe New Village on time according to the appointment time.

He was familiar with this place. Last time when he was selling hamburgers in the Internet cafe, he caused a small commotion here.

I was familiar with the route, but it was difficult to find a parking space. I drove around three times before I finally found a spot in a corner.

Su Chen brought cooking tools and just walked downstairs to the apartment building when he heard exaggerated cheers.

The Liu brothers and sisters jumped out of the corridor like welcoming cannons, obviously they had been waiting for a long time.

"Boss Su, I miss you so much. Long time no see~"

Liu Mengmeng was quite enthusiastic and smiled at Su Chen so hard that her teeth were showing.

Su Chen: ...

I saw you yesterday, didn't I?

However, Liu Taotao was standing two steps away, with an unnatural expression on his face.

This fool, who once mistakenly thought that Boss Su had taken his sister away in front of so many people on the phone, now has his ears slightly red.

Liu Taotao mechanically stretched out his hand to help carry the tools, then retracted his hand and finally uttered a sentence.

"Well, Boss Su, we've been waiting for you for quite some time. Let's go upstairs."

After saying this, he walked forward with his hands and feet trembling, like a robot that had been given wrong instructions.

Su Chen was calm, with a smile on his face, and followed Liu Taotao's steps forward.

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(End of this chapter)