Chapter 67: This... is there something wrong today?

In the hospital ward.

The female patient in bed 11 stopped crying heart-wrenchingly.

Director Huang has always been kind and friendly, and I have never seen him as fierce as he is at this moment.

She stared blankly at Director Huang.

After a long while, he finally spoke in a stammering voice.

"Doctor, I'm hungry and I couldn't help but eat something."

Director Huang folded his arms across his chest and stared at her seriously.

"Stop being so vague and tell me specifically what you ate."

The female patient's head drooped even lower.

She didn't dare to look him in the eye, and her crystal tears fell uncontrollably.

"Doctor~ I... I ate a portion of stir-fried pork intestines."

She is not young, but she speaks in a pinched voice and uses a clipped tone to act coquettishly and cutely.

Director Huang suddenly got goosebumps all over his body.

After his guess was confirmed, he was so angry that his voice rose an octave.

"Are you trying to kill yourself? How can you eat like this right after surgery?"

At this time, the young nurse brought the tools over swiftly.

Director Huang didn't care about anything else.

He quickly bent down to check and found that the female patient was severely edematous.

The internal hemostatic thread and internal hemorrhoid ligation band fell off.

Director Huang's face darkened instantly.

This is a typical case of heavy bleeding caused by postoperative diarrhea!

You know, if you eat too spicy food, your stomach can't bear it, so it can only speed up its own peristalsis and try hard to get rid of the spiciness as soon as possible.

And those spicy foods that are not broken down by the gastrointestinal tract will flow into the anal and intestinal area, continue to wreak havoc, and beat up the fragile anus.

Oh, it would be strange if he wasn’t beaten to a pulp!

It was such a tragic scene that even Director Huang felt a pang of pain in his anus!

I couldn't help but do a few Kegel exercises secretly!!!

"Did you eat more than one serving? And the chili peppers too?"

Director Huang frowned.

He was helping the female patient treat her wound with tools in his hand, but he couldn't help asking questions even though he already knew the answer.

After all, it’s not like he hasn’t eaten stir-fried pork intestines before.

Although both the pickled pepper and the fried pepper are very spicy, eating pig intestines alone cannot achieve such a spicy taste.

He was well aware of this.

When the female patient heard this, a blush of embarrassment instantly appeared on her face.

"Hmm~ Yes... Doctor... I love spicy food. The spicier the better, so I ate it all. The main thing is that the stir-fried pig intestines are not only delicious, but the chili is also spicy and rich, without overpowering the flavor..."

Director Huang: ...

He didn't even raise his eyelids and swallowed helplessly.

"Okay, stop talking. I didn't mean to ask you to describe the taste..."

…

Ten minutes later.

Director Huang rushed towards beds 13 and 14 with great speed.

This is a double room.

The symptoms of the two people are exactly the same as those in Bed 11.

Not only was the pain unbearable, but the bleeding from my lower body wouldn't stop.

It was as if a silver bottle suddenly broke, water spurted out, and three thousand drops of blood flowed down.

But it’s not as serious as bed 11.

Seeing this, Director Huang had a bad feeling in his heart.

Then he turned his suspicious gaze to the trash can.

Just see.

Several familiar take-out boxes came into view clearly.

Director Huang was so angry that he became anxious.

no?

So you guys were crying in the middle of the night because you ate pig intestines???

His eyes widened and he was breathing heavily.

The nurse beside saw this.

I was so scared that my heart was pounding.

I hope the old man doesn’t become unable to breathe before the patient is cured.

So he quickly stretched out his hands, supported Director Huang, and pressed him to sit on the chair next to him.

…

I was busy for a full forty minutes.

Director Huang and the others then moved to bed 4.

Just opened the ward door.

I saw the old man holding a box of pig intestines and eating them with gusto.

At this point, it was too late for him to dodge.

I just made up my mind and showed the lunch box openly.

"Big Brother, you..."

Director Huang's eyes widened and his lips trembled slightly.

What kind of trouble did I cause today?

Not to mention that all the patients eat pig intestines.

You are the first one who dares to eat in front of me so arrogantly.

"You were screaming in pain, rolling around on the bed, how could you eat this?"

"Doctor Huang, this is pig intestines! What a great thing! My wife said that like cures like, and it's absolutely right!"

As he spoke, the old man picked up a piece of pork intestines and waved it in front of them.

"Look, this intestine looks like the piece of rectum I circumcised, doesn't it?"

Director Huang's face turned pale.

The corners of his mouth twitched and he couldn't speak for a long time.

However, the nurse next to her couldn't help but chuckle.

Realize your own gaffe.

She quickly covered her mouth with her hands and her shoulders trembled uncontrollably.

Speaking of which.

This old man is really a fun-loving guy.

Right after he had the hemorrhoid surgery, he insisted on taking his old hemorrhoids away, saying that he wanted to take them home and make them into specimens as a souvenir.

They say a pregnancy lasts for ten months and a baby is precious. Moreover, this was a 45-year-old hemorrhoid problem that had helped him through countless days of constipation. How could he just abandon the baby in the hospital? He couldn't bear to do that.

The medical staff had no comments on this.

I just hope that the old man doesn’t get confused and mistake that thing for pork and fry it and eat it.

After all, he packed that thing in a convenience food bag.

"Stop eating spicy and greasy food! Get down quickly, I'll give you a pill!"

Director Huang is kind after all.

A doctor has a kind heart and must fulfill his duties no matter how speechless he is.

But the old man just shook his head with a stubborn and complacent smile on his face.

"I know my limits. It was really painful just now. Seeing that you didn't come, I changed my strategy. I rinsed the pig intestines with water. Now it's not spicy or greasy, just right. I'll be fine after you finish eating it."

As he said this, the old man was afraid that they wouldn't believe him.

He suddenly lowered his head, opened his mouth wide, and took a big bite.

The fat intestines made his cheeks look high and round.

Two big tears rolled down the old man's eyes, and he fanned his mouth with his hands while chewing.

He sniffed and exclaimed in admiration.

"Hiha! Such delicious pig intestines! Not spicy or greasy!"

After the old man finished eating, he let out a long breath and then closed his eyes in ecstasy.

Before he could continue to make trouble.

The young nurse quickly snatched the box of pig intestines away.

"Master, you are really making a fuss."

Her eyebrows were raised and her eyes were wide open, as if she was looking at a naughty old child.

It's really ridiculous!

By the time all the patients' problems were resolved, it was already approaching five in the morning.

It’s almost time to get off work, and it seems I won’t be able to sleep.

That night, a world was reached where only medical staff were injured.

Director Huang's eye bags were black from the torture.

My eyes are red and my eyelids are drooping with sleepiness.

I have both love and hate for Su Chen's fat intestines.

No!

Love is still greater than hate.

Without love, there would be no hate.

This stir-fried pork intestines is incredibly spicy and refreshing. Not only is it delicious, it also makes the little fool that is our brain very happy.

Therefore, even if the patient knows that the food will cause unbearable anal pain, he or she will still not change the habit, because he or she will feel really happy when eating it!

(End of this chapter)