There's a new uploader on Bilibili who's been featured on the front page. The title is [Come in and see! A divine couple raising a baby! A must-see for strong women~]

If you choose a good video cover, you will definitely get a collection and coins.

Two young men, one a handsome young man with naturally curly black hair, the other a stunning long-haired beauty! Especially the one with long hair, he simply broke the barrier between the two-dimensional and three-dimensional appearances.

As long as you click on B station and see this video cover, you are bound to enter it.

A new uploader wrote this before the video: I accidentally discovered the Weibo food blogger @做的噜仔路爸爸, and I'm amazed. Repost, please delete if it infringes.

The video starts.

First, there is a quaint kitchen. The lighting is obviously natural light. Fortunately, it is not too dark. It is obvious that the photo was taken at noon. However, netizens have been to the food section for a long time and know the lighting, lenses, filters and angles of serious food bloggers. Now they can tell that this person is a novice at first glance.

But I put up with it for the cover.

Barrage: I can endure it for the sake of the divine couple.

If the goods are not what you ordered, you will lose your coins!

Those who are attracted here squat down.

Friendly reminder: At eight minutes and six seconds, a long-haired handsome man appears. Just finished licking and came back to watch it again!

Because there are often a few extra words before the up video.

Netizens were originally attracted by the beauty, and gradually became interested in watching the curly-haired boy cooking.

You know what, it really has that homely taste. I love that big iron pot.

Is there a big family in this little brother’s family? There are so many dishes that people from the south are shocked.

Seeing the stainless steel bowls and basins in the little brother’s house reminded me that my home was made of stainless steel when I was a child, and I broke all the porcelain bowls, hahaha.

Just be very substantial, with a proper amount of food on the plate, don't make it look too empty.

Sniff, it smells so good, I can smell the fragrance.

The boy's appearance doesn't match his cooking style at all. I think it would be more attractive if the plating was more artistic and beautiful.

Yeah, stainless steel looks like feeding pigs.

Remember the above two people, they will soon be faced with the real smell and slap themselves in the face.

In the camera, the curly-haired young man shouted: "Dinner is ready."

The curtain at the door was shaking, and the camera couldn't capture the whole thing, only the soft black hair was captured. The curly-haired young man smiled at the camera, raised his hand and lowered it, and the camera took in the four people at the door.

!!!!!!

Holy shit, this blogger who has a mine at home actually has four cubs!

Wow! The human cub is so cute! Hug it and suck it hard.

up put the wrong cover, this is what a tough guy should watch.

My heart is so moved. She looks like an angel and is so cute. I want to have a baby.

Human cubs are really judged by their looks. I just want to beat up my little nephew!

As a man, I showed a perverted smile.

…

Not to mention that the cubs were very well-behaved and lined up to do their work one by one.

The screen was flooded with comments: Get out of the way, that kid with almond-shaped eyes is my baby, please make way.

I want that young, idiotic figure to overflow the screen!!! This is my child’s future husband!!!

Wow, such a chubby girl, so cute. I want to pinch her little hands.

What did I see! That little cub is so beautiful. He has such a charming temperament at such a young age. But he seems a little weak.

The one in front!!! I was just about to say that after seeing the youngest one, I finally understood what Lin Daiyu's weak fetus syndrome looked like.

Wow, the blogger has a wonderful life with four little babies. I’m so envious.

I'm different, I like them all!!!

"Human, why didn't you call me!"

A cold voice came in, but no one was seen. The screen was now filled with comments like "High Energy Warning," "My Husband is Here," "I've Watched This for the Eighth Time," etc. There were so many comments that those who had just watched it for the first time temporarily turned off the comments. Just then, the curtains fluttered, revealing a wisp of long hair, then half a profile face—

Oh shit I can I can!!!

Aweila, go out and die a thousand times!

Husband, woooo, I finally found you.

After all the shots were taken in, netizens who had just watched the video flooded the screen with comments again.

Godly appearance.

Is this a new star trying to hype himself into the entertainment industry? Send me some information quickly, it’s my destiny!

Her appearance is so stunning, and more importantly, her temperament is even more amazing. Today I finally understand this cold and abstinent flower on the mountain top.

Woohoo, my favorite ancient BL top finally showed up today.

I will no longer be afraid of reading articles in the future. Oh my god, I am so excited. I will quickly enter the entertainment industry. I want to spend money on the gorgeous old man!!!

"I'm recording it right now."

"Human, is there anything shameful about me?"

!!!

This tone is a bit tsundere and coquettish. I'm hopeless. It touches my cute spots from head to toe.

My mother asked me why my aunt was kneeling and laughing while watching the video.

The cold, abstinent, domineering and extremely beautiful top is actually a spoiled brat. Ah, I started to imagine.

The curly-haired guy who is cooking is also a good match, the kind of wife who tolerates and dotes on the top and the bottom.

Which lady can write it? I want to see it!!!

Until the meal started, the camera was edited and set directly next to the dining table, just enough to take in the surroundings in a corner. But netizens were mesmerized by the beauty and the baby, and did not pay attention to anything else.

Wow, my daughter’s husband Dalong’s food smells so good.

I don’t care about my husband’s almond-shaped eyes.

It turns out that the chubby one is really called Dudu, so cute.

The smallest one is called Kitten??? No matter how you say it, it’s very cute, I don’t care.

The most popular ones are those with long hair, cool and beautiful girls.

Holy shit, the curly-haired bottom is called the top brother???

The ultimate general attack is confirmed.

The fairy couple raises their cub.

I admit my mistake, I slap my face, I am not feeding the pigs with a stainless steel basin, I am the pig eating with the stainless steel basin, the six of them are eating like gods!!!

This is not cool at all, it's too high-end.

At the end of the video, the curly-haired boy smiled and said, "I hope everyone will support me. I want to raise a cub!"

Up master, you have the coins.

I'll go to Weibo to follow the original owner!

Do it a billion times more!

Give my husband/goose/goose girl/baby a coin toss in the face!

In just one day, the video received 20,000 views, and the new up-host even earned 10,000 coins.

This video was far less popular, with netizens commenting on Weibo: "Dad Lu is a nuclear food blogger! Dad Lu catches ghosts and raises his cubs. He's a poor old father!"

Wait a minute, I sucked my baby all over before I had time to find out that the dining table at Lu Dad’s house cost 38,000 yuan.

???

Later, this person simply said in the comment area: I have the same model at home, the dining table costs 38,000 yuan, and the back of the sofa and the coffee table that the camera swept over should be a set of the same brand, the total cost is 380,000 yuan.

???

Is it really that cool?

I don't believe it, the kids all eat in stainless steel bowls.

Yes, Dad Lu looks quite down-to-earth, and the kitchen is not the kind of house in the community, but more like one built in the countryside.

I have seen the first two videos of Lu Dad on Weibo. The camera captured a yard with a pavilion and grape trellis for cooling off in the summer. It was very beautifully made. The building was modeled after an ancient quadrangle courtyard and looked very large. Lu Dad is not poor at all. After all, he has four cubs.

!!!

I majored in history, so I don't know much else. The candlestick behind Lu's father's house is very special, and looks like something from the Han Dynasty.

???!!!!!!

Damn, Dad Lu is indeed a dad.

It’s been less than two days since the video was posted, and Lu Cijiu was a little confused. Recently, there have been a lot of people calling him “Dad” in the comment section.

[Dad, are you looking for a daughter who has gone to college and knows how to eat?]

[Let's not talk about anything else at home. Dad, can I clean that candlestick? I'll just take a look.]

???

Later, Lu Cijiu found out that someone had forwarded his video to Bilibili. After checking it out, he thought that since they were professional video makers, he might as well just put the videos on Bilibili and use Weibo for metaphysics.

great.

Cooking Lu Zai Lu Dad: I already have a lot of babies, thank you all for your likes. I will post the link of the video in the future, and the name is the same as Cooking Lu Zai Lu Dad. Weibo is now starting to accept various metaphysical services, such as feng shui, fortune telling, ghost hunting, etc. If you are interested, please send me a private message.

I'm selling paper talismans today: peace talismans, peach blossom talismans, and study talismans, ten each. Once a week. Peace talismans are 999 each, peach blossom talismans are 660, and study talismans are 300. If interested, send me a private message.

Soon, a netizen commented: Wow, they are really selling talismans, why are peace talismans so expensive?

Why does it only cost 300 to learn talismans? I don’t accept it.

Actually, the blogger is a nice guy. He is a student and doesn’t have much money, so he charges a low price.

Emmm, the comments above are hard to describe, it's just a tax on your IQ, and it's still cheap at three hundred. Three hundred for a piece of yellow paper, only a person with a mental disorder would buy it. If there are really students who believe this, they will definitely not be able to get into university in the future.

The blogger finally revealed his true face, a liar, haha.

Lu Cijiu ignored these comments and did not read any of the private messages cursing him. There were also some who really wanted the talisman, all of whom were his old customers. Among the six people who won the talisman paper, one of them had a special name that left a deep impression on Lu Cijiu.

Ximen Jiantong: Blogger, I’ll take care of all the amulets.

Cooking Lu Zai Lu’s father: Sorry, we can’t monopolize it.

Ximen Jiantong: Okay, how many can I buy at most? I need them urgently.

Cooking and rubbing the baby’s dad: I’ll sell you five.

Ximen Jiantong: OK, I'll give you 5,000 and ask SF Express to deliver it. My buddy is going to explore the haunted house in the mass grave soon, and I'll take him with me. Please don't let anything happen to him.

Lu Cijiu saw the message, frowned, and typed: It’s best not to go to this kind of place.

Ximen Jiantong: Alas, I can’t persuade him, it’s his job requirement.

What kind of profession involves exploring haunted houses? He tried to persuade the other party, but the other party refused to listen. Lu Cijiu didn't say much and sent the Alipay payment code. Alipay soon notified him that 5,000 yuan had been deposited.

Cooking Lu Zai Lu Dad: I will deliver the goods to you this afternoon.

Ximen Jiantong: OK, OK, thank you. I’ll definitely send it by SF Express.

OK.

Later, an old friend came to buy a talisman. Lin Zhenguo's daughter, Lin Wan, also wanted to buy a peach blossom talisman, but Lu Cijiu refused and only gave her three. Shen Jiannan bought one for her good friend. The learning talisman sold the fastest. Wu Gao and Wang Hao bought six. The remaining four were bought from a previous lottery draw. Because of the low price, they all sold out quickly.

Soon after, the peach blossom charms were also sold out.

Cooking and Playing with My Kids Dad: The study talismans and peach blossom talismans are sold out, and there are only two peace talismans left.

[Holy crap, are all the people on Weibo stupid and rich these days? It's only been less than ten minutes and it's already sold out???]

[I am autistic. Is it so easy to make money? ]

[I'm a little tempted. To be honest, I'll wait and see. If it's useful later, I'll save up some money and get two.]

[I also have the Heart-beating Peach Blossom Talisman and the Learning Talisman.]

Five minutes later.

Cooking Dad: All the talisman paper is sold out this week. See you next Monday.

【!!! 】

[To be honest, I didn't get it. It's too late. I'll wait and see.]

The comments section is almost all about this. With so many people buying it, I always wonder if it’s really good.

Lu Cijiu buried his head in accounting: "Five thousand talisman paper plus five 999s, peach blossom talismans 660x10, study talismans 300x10, calculator—"

"19595." Gong Xichao counted.

Lu Cijiu didn't even open the calculator. When he heard the Diao brand calculator report the number, he chuckled, wrote down the account, and praised: "Brother Gong, you are really good at math."

"That's a human, you're too weak."

Lu Cijiu looked at Diao Zong's cold and arrogant appearance, and didn't care at all that he was not good at math. It was the fact anyway.

In the future, I will earn about 20,000 yuan a week, which can cover the daily expenses of the institute and save some to buy furniture, appliances, etc. for the kindergarten.

Life is finally not so tight.

Lu Cijiu breathed a sigh of relief.

Wang Hao and his workers were digging in the backyard. Suddenly, they felt something was wrong. The soil underground felt a little warm. He suddenly thought of something and quickly found Mr. Lu. He said, "There seems to be a spring underground. I suggest you investigate. If it's true, it would be better than boiling water. This place is really a Feng Shui treasure."

Lu Cijiu had never expected that the hot spring pool he mentioned casually, which he had originally wanted to build a fake bathing pool, actually existed.

This is a surprise.

Direct contact for survey confirmed that there are indeed trees, likely covering the entire subsurface of the seamount. No wonder the trees on the seamount remain lush and green, even in the heavy snows of winter. And in spring, the nearby plants and flowers bloom earlier than in the city.

When Tang Yuande, who was building the kindergarten, heard about it, he said, "This land is really good. It's perfect for building a hot spring resort or a retirement villa."

Lu Bijiu: ...

He has difficulty building a kindergarten, and he is thinking of building a hot spring villa retirement center.

"Very profitable." Gong Xichao also heard it and turned to stare at the human.

Lu Cijiu:!!!

Don't look at me, I'm not covering it!

Gege, do you want me to donate my kidney? Don’t force me!!!

Gong Xichao sensed the human's plea for mercy, hummed softly, and looked away.

Forget it, let him come later.

Lu Cijiu breathed a sigh of relief, almost thinking that he would have to sell himself and his kidney.

Modou, an upscale residential area.

Ximen Jiantong had just received a SF Express package from Yuncheng. He opened it and kept two for himself before making a phone call. "Dou, don't say that brother doesn't miss you. Aren't you going to record some damn show soon? If you're not at home, I'll send you something."

Dou Qinglan is a popular young actor who debuted last year and won the championship in a boy group talent show. With his good looks and good luck, he fought all the way to the end and won the championship.

But those who know something in the circle know that Dou Qinglan is a rich second-generation who did not inherit the family business to join the entertainment industry. In last year's talent show finals, he won the most votes because of the money his brothers and sisters and friends gave him.

Those in the circle who knew Dou Qinglan's background thought he was just here for fun, and when the novelty wore off, he'd go back to being a rich kid. Only Dou Qinglan's friends knew that this guy was serious about it, and he really loved being the center of attention, being liked, and the feeling of being on stage.

Ximen Jiantong thought this guy was just narcissistic.

"I'm here. I'm about to fly and catch a plane soon." Dou Qinglan said on the phone.

Ximen Jiantong: "Wait, don't leave until you see me."

"Oh, I missed my flight, what should I do?"

"You've been acting like a big shot for more than just a day or two."

Douqinglan: ...

The two times I was late before were all because of you, my bad friends! You are ruining my future and preventing me from shining!

The two grew up together and used to do bad things together.

Dou Qinglan said, "Hurry up then. It's not the first time you've gone out of town to record a show. It's like you're parting with your life and death. Okay, brother will wait for you."

"Whose brother are you? Little brat."

The two of them used to end their phone calls by arguing with each other.

Ximen Jiantong, whose real name was Kang Jiantong, started his sports car and rushed to Dou Qinglan's residential complex with a peace amulet in hand. He drove into the complex and parked downstairs. In front of him was a white Mercedes-Benz van. Dou Qinglan, wearing a mask and a hat, jumped out of it.

"Kenko!"

"Little Bean!"

The two called each other by their black names as a gesture of friendship. Seeing the nanny's assistant, Che Douzi, looking at him repeatedly, Kang Jiantong handed the bag over without further ado. "Three amulets, very useful, carry them close to your body."

"Is that the Master Lu you keep talking about?"

The surprising story of Kang Jiantong's assassination in a shopping mall is well known in the industry. The reason why the two get along so well is that they have big brothers and sisters who manage the business and do not need to worry about it, so they can just eat, drink and have fun.

After knowing that everything was fine, a group of bastards laughed at Kang Jiantong for being fat and told him to exercise more.

"I don't believe that. It's just a coincidence. A blind cat catching a dead mouse."

"Stop talking nonsense and just wear it. If I find out that you lost it, get beaten up." Kang Jiantong said bluntly.

Dou Qinglan muttered, "You're really more annoying than my big brother. Okay, I get it. Wear it, wear it, wear it."

The two of them didn't talk much, Dou Qinglan was catching a plane. Kang Jiantong delivered the things, felt that it was not a big problem, and drove home with peace of mind.

The show Dou Qinglan participated in was an adventure reality show.

This webcast is incredibly popular, thanks to its uncanny tricks in every episode, which leave the female guests screaming with fear. Essentially, aside from the main nighttime action, it's no different from any other reality show. They even have a script, a storyline, and NPCs to guide the guests on their "adventures" through the historic house.

Dou Qinglan's script is the young master of past and present lives.

It fits his face very well, he looks innocent and ignorant but also well-educated.

There were six guests, four men and two women, all holding scripts and surrounded by cameras. They had nothing to fear. Dou Qinglan memorized his script, mentally complaining about Jianzi's overthinking.

After reading the script, Dou Qinglan said swear words sincerely, "I am so bad, my character is so bad."

In his previous life, he was a young master who studied abroad in the Republic of China. He flirted with cats and dogs, and relied on his outstanding looks to have no scruples and was popular with both men and women - well, because it was broadcast online, the scale was very large.

Anyway, he is a playboy. The people who died for him include Qingzhu, his servant who served him since childhood, and his wife whom he married at the order of his family. But he loves everyone when he takes off his pants, but loves no one when he puts on his pants. He is obviously a scumbag and he even has a lover outside.

Then he died. No one said how he died. They just said he was reincarnated in modern times and bought the old house that once belonged to his family again.

Seeking the secrets of love, hate, passion and death from a hundred years ago.

"A playboy, that's how it was in the Republic of China. Besides, it's a reality show. In this script, you are the center of the show, with the most shots. So perform well." The agent said.

Douqinglan is good in every way except that it has a milky taste. Netizens say that it has more of a younger brother flavor but no boyfriend hormones.

The agent wants to change Dou Qinglan's impression, and the reality show script is just right. The scumbag is not particularly scumbag, and the Republic of China style is very handsome and charming. It's a good deal!

The program is divided into two parts. The first part is a daytime, modern-day perspective, looking for clues. The second part is a nighttime exploration, revisiting past lives. To enhance the atmosphere, the production team also highlighted the ancient house at the beginning of filming.

"A hundred years ago, it was said that this was a mass grave."

"Oh, it's so scary." The female guest began to hug her chest and tremble.

Dou Qinglan: Are you scared just because someone said something in broad daylight?

Of course, the director team didn't get Dou Qinglan's inner complaints and continued, "This house was built by a wealthy businessman thirty years ago. At that time, he didn't know it was a mass grave. Later, there were frequent accidents and deaths in the family, so he sold it. Unless there were accidents, the people who moved in either went bankrupt or died. Later, the house was left vacant..."

"Six guests will search for secrets from their pasts in the house."

"Please take your ID cards. Later in the show, please use your ingenuity to find clues. NPCs may appear during this time. Be careful not to break your character, or you'll be punished."

The female guest asked curiously: "What punishment?"

"Damn it." The director said coldly.

The two female guests hugged each other and cheered, it was so scary.

Dou Qinglan: A face full of righteousness.

Everyone's already shared the script and character design. Dou Qinglan is the show's main character. The young female guest was his wife in a previous life and is now his girlfriend. The young male actor was his servant Qingzhu in a previous life and is now his childhood sweetheart. The beautiful 30-year-old mature woman was his mistress in a previous life and is now a model deliberately seducing him.

As for the other two male guests, the older one is his half-brother from two lives, and the other is his father in the previous life and the butler in this life.

The modern story line is that Master Dou bought a new house to hold a party, and then discovered clues that something was wrong in the house.

At night, the previous life of a hundred years will be replayed, and there are three plot cards.

1: Zhu Qing and the young master’s affectionate relationship was discovered by the master (the guest speakers will fill in the blanks later).

2: The young master gets married and Zhuqing commits suicide.

Three: The young master's mistress comes in and starts a fight with the main wife.

May I ask who killed the young master?

???

Dou Qinglan: What the hell, he can’t escape death, right?

Soon it was night.

The filming location was in a remote town, the old house in a remote area, with no one living within a ten-mile radius. The daytime shoot was fine, with a camera following us, and we had a lot of fun. After the shoot ended and dinner was served in the evening, the stylists began dressing everyone up, trying to recreate the century-old scene as closely as possible.

Let the audience feel involved.

His short blue hair was combed into an adult style and pomaded to make it stiff. He wore a pair of round gold-rimmed glasses, a shirt and vest, and a pocket watch in his arms. At first glance, with his slicked-back hair and powdered face, he looked like a handsome young man in this world.

"I look like this now, and some fans still call me their younger brother. Tell me, my hormones are exploding." Dou Qinglan showed off in front of the mirror.

Assistant: ... "Explode, explode, explode, Brother Dou is so handsome."

The program crew outside shouted that they were ready to start recording. The assistant was packing up Dou Ge's clothes. Something slipped out of Dou Ge's pocket. The assistant saw that it was a triangular talisman paper, and hurriedly called Dou Qinglan to go out.

"Brother Dou, the talisman paper fell."

"Oh, for a young master like me who studied abroad to wear talismans, wouldn't that ruin my image?"

"Then you don't want it?" The assistant took it back.

Dou Qinglan thought about the gift Jianzi had given her and said, "Forget it, give it all to me. I can't see it in my pocket anyway."

Later, whenever Dou Qinglan thought of it, he would give himself a thumbs up and applaud that moment.

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