Alternative Title: 山海愛豆娛樂有限公司
Author: 紫矜
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-08-03
Updated: 2025-08-04
Synopsis: Su Xuan owns an idol management company that houses several Shan Hai monsters. However, with no work invitations, the entire company, from the boss to the employees, has become 'salted fish' (lazy bums), idling away their days.
Finally, one day, Su Xuan awakened the ancient Pixiu beast soul, activating certain instincts…
The Shan Hai monsters exclaimed, “Oh no, that money-grubbing little miser from ancient times is coming back!!!”
After waking up, Su Xuan asked a soul-searching question: “Salted fish? What are salted fish? How can good people act like salted fish?”
With a wave of his hand, the company began recruiting various demons and expanded its business scope. Besides stage performances and variety shows, they would also perform street shows, set up stalls, and even catch ghosts and dispel evil spirits—anything for money!
“From today onwards, our slogan is: no more 'salted fish,' only big money!”
So, one day, the public began to see some strange news.
“Shocking! The boss and idols of 'Shan Le Ge Hai' (Shan Hai Idol) company worked together to catch a fugitive right after a performance! The fugitive was utterly bewildered at the time!”
“During the recording of a variety show, the boss and idols of 'Shan Le Ge Hai' company promptly rescued a man who accidentally fell from a building. The man later cried tears of gratitude!”
“A well-known haunted house exploration live streamer encountered the boss and idols of 'Shan Le Ge Hai' company midway; the three were suspected of performing a ritual late at night!”
“A multi-car accident occurred on a certain road section, and a man suddenly went mad, acting wildly. The boss of 'Shan Le Ge Hai' company arrived in time and subdued him!”
Public: How are you people from 'Shan Le Ge Hai' everywhere?
Shan Hai monsters (the old ones + those who were later tricked in): Woo woo woo, go ask that insane Pixiu!
*Gu Shuo used to know that Su Xuan loved handsome men the most, so whenever they met, that guy's little eyes would glance at him repeatedly.
Later, he found that Su Xuan had fallen in love with money, and those little eyes only glanced at money repeatedly.
After much thought, Gu Shuo came to his door: “Do you take jobs for nine yuan to get a little booklet at the civil affairs bureau?”
…Su Xuan's little eyes returned to him, shining brightly.
“Nine yuan for a little booklet, I can get you bankrupt!!!”