Synopsis: Su Xuan owns an idol management company that houses several Shan Hai monsters. However, with no work invitations, the entire company, from the boss to the employees, has become 'salte...
Chapter 8
The two colleagues burst into laughter after hearing this, but like Big Eyes, they seemed to be in high spirits at this moment.
This is a bit magical. Could it be that the Happy Fairy Sauce really can make people as happy as fairies?
The three of them laughed, but didn't take it seriously. They just suddenly became curious about the Happy Fairy Grass.
The Happy Fairy Grass is obviously the three strings of oddly shaped vegetables in the center of the plate. After being grilled, the color is a little burnt, but the original green color can still be barely seen.
"It looks a bit like that," one of the big-nosed guys said after thinking hard for a moment. "Oh, it looks a bit like the kale my mom eats all day!"
This touches upon the blind spots of the other two people's knowledge.
Big Eyes asked, "What is kale?"
Big Nose: "It's a kind of vegetable. They say it's very nutritious. My mom buys a bunch of them, washes them and puts them in the freezer. She takes them out and makes juice all the time. She says it's healthy and slimming!"
"Is it really that magical..."
"You'll know after trying it!"
“Come, come, come!”
As the three of them spoke, they opened their mouths and let out a "wow".
The Happy God Grass is crispy when you put it in your mouth, and it makes a "crunching" sound when you chew it. It tastes really good!
Big Nose was amazed: "This tastes good, it goes well with wine."
Big Eyes: "Delicious, delicious. By the way, is this kale?"
Big Nose: "I don't know, Madam Boss, is this Happy God Grass actually kale—"
Wen Yu didn't answer, just gave a coquettish glance.
Big Nose: “?!”
Big Nose looked dazed and had forgotten what he had just asked.
Big Eyes devoured a whole bunch of Happy Fairy Grass in big mouthfuls, and then he noticed the remaining person—Little Mouth—rubbing his chest in a daze. He quickly asked, "What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"
Among the three of them, Xiaozuibi works the most overtime, often working until midnight. Therefore, his health is the worst among them, and he always has an ugly face and pale lips.
He often complains that he feels uncomfortable in his heart, has palpitations, chest tightness, and a very fast heartbeat. During his last physical examination, the electrocardiogram showed some problems. He was planning to take a leave of absence and have a good look.
Big Eyes was worried that Little Mouth was having a heart attack.
But she rubbed her chest with her little mouth and said in wonder, "Actually, I was feeling my heart beating very fast and my chest was stuffy just now, but it seems to be better now."
Big eyes froze: "Okay?"
The little mouth nodded quickly: "Yes."
He took a deep breath and exhaled slowly, his face flushed a little: "Really, wow, it feels so comfortable."
Big Nose was also stunned and joked, "Could it really be the Happy Magic Grass and Happy Magic Sauce that are working?"
"Hahaha, then we have to invite the TV station to come and study what kind of magical thing this is!" Big Eyes laughed.
The three of them were joking, and obviously no one really believed that what they had just eaten was real "magic stuff".
But they remembered the comfortable feeling, and the interesting experience also piqued their interest.
Big Eyes never does this, but today he took pictures of the leftover skewers on the table for the first time, and then took a picture of the stall, including that ugly banner and Wenyu and Bifang below - when he noticed the camera, Wenyu even pulled Bifang over and made a "yeah" sign together!
Big Eyes: "Hahahaha the boss lady is so funny!"
After taking the photo, he excitedly posted it on his Moments.
Programmer Dog King: "It's rare that I get off work early, so I had a barbecue with my brothers. This barbecue stall is really interesting. The owner said that they originally wanted to be idols, but there was no work, so everyone in the company came together to sell barbecue to make some extra money [picture][picture][picture]"
Nowadays, everyone’s circle of friends is flooded with messages from friends who are engaged in micro-business. Most of the time, people don’t actually click in.
It just so happened that when Big Eyes posted a message on WeChat Moments today, someone quickly responded and liked it.
"??? Wow, what a beautiful lady! Where is it? I want to go too!"
"Hahahaha, are you serious about that banner? Everyone's unemployed so they're selling barbecue to make a living?? Hahaha! Where's the boss! Boss, come out quickly!"
"How does it taste?"
"What's a mountain and a sea? What's the company name?"
Big Eyes replied one by one: "It's on Fortune Street. The food is delicious. The three of us felt refreshed! The people are also very nice, all handsome men and beautiful women!"
By the way, my friends in the circle of friends asked the key question. Is this entertainment company really there?
Big Eyes curiously checked online.
Then his eyes widened.
Oh no, there is no official website, but there is Baidu Encyclopedia!
It really is an entertainment company?
The guy who just made the barbecue for them, as well as that weird kid and the handsome young man who taught him, are all from the idol company?!
The three of them looked back at those people, then looked at each other.
This... She is so beautiful but has no job and has to rely on selling barbecue to make a living. Is this fair!
…
Seeing that the only three customers were enjoying their meals, Su Xuan breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, it would be nice if I could really open a night snack stall.
Just as I was thinking this, a few more people passed by the night snack stall.
Wen Yu timed his death cry perfectly. Su Xuan covered his forehead with his hands. The next second, he heard Qi Hanyu beside him exclaim, "Sir!"
Su Xuan froze for a moment, then looked up. Across the path, an old man holding a palm-leaf fan was pointing at them in shock: "Ah, the baby and his brother!"
Wen Yu was just shouting casually, but he didn't expect to meet an acquaintance. He quickly turned around and looked at him, as if he wanted to ask who this was?
Qi Hanyu desperately winked at her and Bifang: It’s the uncle who reported him this morning!
Qi Hanyu quickly sat up straight and became a little nervous.
This, we haven't even opened today, are we going to get caught by the boss again?!
Qi Hanyu was so guilty that sweat was pouring down his face.
Su Xuan was even better at adapting to changing circumstances than him. Seeing the old man and his friends crossing the street, he immediately adjusted himself and greeted him in a relaxed manner, "Uncle, are you still taking a walk so late?"
"I just got back from a cricket fight with some friends," the old man asked curiously when he saw Qi Hanyu's outfit. "This..."
Su Xuan held Qi Hanyu down and said calmly, "Oh, aren't you planning to go along with him? Uncle, you're right. It's summer vacation after all, so let's relax a bit... His sister is out selling barbecue, so we can let him set up a stall here. If there are customers willing to chat with him, that would be perfect. He's under our watch, so we can rest assured."
The old man was amused when he heard this: "So you're just waiting for customers to come and perform with you?"
Qi Hanyu looked guilty: "Yes, yes."
The next second, the old man pulled out a stool, spread his thighs, sat down, and handed the palm-leaf fan to his old friend with a "pop". He said cheerfully: "Then I will accompany you to try out a play, and see who has better acting skills between us, oh hehe!"
Su Xuan and Qi Hanyu: “…………”
Xia Yan, who was not far away: "......"
Bifang: “…………”
Wenyu: "Pfft."
Some of the old man’s friends were still holding bags in their hands.
There was a cricket basin in the bag, and bursts of crickets chirping could be heard from inside.
Seeing the old man sitting down, they all sat down as well: "You know Lao Li? Come on, since this is a night snack stall, let's order something to eat! By the way, what's the situation with the acting?"
Uncle Li immediately explained to his old friends what happened in the morning, and the group of uncles looked at Qi Hanyu with loving eyes.
"Oh, so you dream of becoming an actor! Not bad!"
"Then you really need to hone your acting skills. I haven't watched any modern TV series in years!"
"This little girl is so pretty, she's bound to be famous in the future. Old Li, why don't you hurry up and get an autograph?"
Uncle: "Hahahaha, you are right!"
As he spoke, the old man looked at Qi Hanyu again and said lovingly, "Grandpa, how can I accompany you to the audition?"
Qi Hanyu: Wuuuuuu, Grandpa, I feel so sorry for you!
Su Xuan poked Qi Hanyu from behind, indicating that since things had turned out like this, then no matter what, just go for it!
If you really hone your acting skills, even if you can't be an idol in the future, you can still be an actor, right?
Qi Hanyu was forced into a desperate situation. He took a deep breath, gathered his spirits, and said weakly, "Grandpa, then, can you give me your hand?"
"Like this?" The old man put his hands on the table and spread them upwards. Seeing Qi Hanyu seemed to be about to touch his wrist, he immediately laughed, "Baby, your acting is wrong. You are taking the pulse, not exorcising evil spirits!"
Qi Hanyu: QAQ
He shook the old man's hand, and the old man nodded at him with a smile: "Hahaha, you said you didn't take the pulse correctly, why did you shake my fingers?"
Qi Hanyu: Grandpa, I'm really not taking your pulse, I'm serious about exorcising evil spirits TAT
Qi Hanyu felt the spiritual power and was always used to holding the other person's hand with his own.
This morning, although Qi Hanyu chatted with the old man for a long time and had physical contact, he had not shaken hands with the old man.
At this moment, no matter what, at least Qi Hanyu had already held the old man's hand tightly.
He actually didn't think that there would be any problems with the old man. After all, the old man was his second customer. How could he encounter problems one after another? The probability of that was very small.
So Qi Hanyu just thought hard about what lines he would say next so that the old man would believe that he was really working hard to practice his acting skills.
As a result, at the moment he shook the old man's hand, something suddenly felt like an electric current running through his arm and into his body.
Qi Hanyu's listless expression froze.
Su Xuan frowned when he saw that his expression was not right.
The old man didn't notice anything and continued to teach: "You, you should read your face first! Don't people usually say that, the forehead is black..."
His old friends teased him: "You've learned a lot of feudal superstitions, haven't you?"
The old man glared at them: "I was looking at a work of art!"
The uncle turned around and was about to speak to Qi Hanyu, but Qi Hanyu hesitated and said, "Uncle, you..."
The old man was stunned for a moment, then reacted: "Oh, here comes the show, ahem, okay, I will follow you seriously too."
After he finished speaking, the old man's expression changed, and he looked terrified, as if even his short stubble was trembling. "What's wrong? Is there some kind of demon or monster possessing me?! Is there any hope for me, Master?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Su Xuan raised his hand and casually set up a small barrier.
Not far away, the oil from the skewers in Wen Yu's hand dripped onto the charcoal, stirring up a puff of smoke and further increasing the temperature.
The moment seemed stretched out.
At this moment, the old friends on the side could only hear the "sizzling" sound coming from the grilled skewers, which was the sound of oil continuously coming out.
The three people working overtime behind me were drinking and chatting. Their glasses fell on the table with a "bang" sound, and they laughed loudly.
The wind blew, the clouds surged, and the faint sound of thunder came from somewhere in the distance.
Qi Hanyu was right in front of them, his lips moving, but they couldn't hear what he was saying.
…
Two seconds passed briefly——
When Qi Hanyu finished speaking, Wen Yu, who was not far away, smiled and put a handful of skewers on the plate, saying happily, "Okay, serve!"
Bifang placed the second plate of skewers on the table of the three overtime workers. As they passed by, their old friends smiled and urged them, "Hurry up and get ours!"
Bifang nodded and responded calmly: "Okay, please wait."
After the old friends finished speaking, they turned around, looked at the suddenly stunned old man and Qi Hanyu who was sitting across from him, and asked, "Why are you not moving? Where was the performance just now? We didn't hear it clearly. Maybe the volume was too low!"
"That's right, louder!"
Opposite Qi Hanyu, the old man stared at him straightly, his whole body stiff.
He clearly remembered what Qi Hanyu had just said to him.
"Grandpa... do you feel something in your stomach that doesn't belong to you?"