Alternative Title: 申公豹：我都不争了，你们倒来求我了？
Author: 糖加三勺
Status: Completed
Added: 15 hours ago
Updated: 15 hours ago
Shen Gongbao is reborn, and he's had enough.
In his previous life, he worked tirelessly for the Chan Sect, only to be sacrificed to fill the North Sea's Eye.
This time, he's decided to just loaf around!
The Twelve Golden Immortals mocked him, calling him "hairy-skinned and horned." He grinned, "Envious? This fur coat of mine is quite warm." Yuan Shi Tianzun criticized his "lowly origins." Shen Gongbao nodded, "Yes, yes, I'm a demon cultivator, so don't drag me into the Investiture of the Gods."
As a result, the Chan Sect discovered: No one left to take the blame! The tribulation's progress stalled! The Investiture of the Gods list couldn't even be filled!
Then, Nezha hugged Shen Gongbao's leg, crying, "Uncle-Master Shen! Without you, we really can't keep up the hustle!" Jiang Ziya frantically sent gifts overnight: "Senior Brother, take the God-Beating Whip to use as a fishing rod!" Yuan Shi Tianzun personally visited: "Bao'er, come back and be a Vice Sect Master?"
Shen Gongbao, resting his head on Qiongxiao's thigh and leisurely munching on an immortal peach, said slowly, "What were you doing before?" "You know to beg me now?" "Too late!"