Chapter 205 I am a normal man

Lu Qiu felt as if he had been hit hard.

The charming atmosphere brought by the accidental kiss on the forehead disappeared. After all, the other person's forehead had exploded. With just one glance, Lu Qiu had uncontrollably said all the dirty words in his mind.

The key point is, why can he see it too? No wonder the people outside were shouting so fiercely just now. He thought that others had never seen the world.

Now it seems that except for his greater endurance, everything else is similar to others.

[Oh my, why is the head of this jumping ghost broken? 】

Xia Wange's thoughts were heard in real time.

[Poor thing, it was straight when it died, and it could jump and walk on its head. Now it has a stiff neck. I have to tilt my head to look it in the eye. It's so difficult. Did it scare someone again and get backlash? I won't laugh at him this time, it was really sudden. ]

Lu Qiu: “…”

There were some things he really didn't want to know.

Besides, you're done laughing.

Suddenly thinking of something, Lu Qiu turned his head to look at Xia Wange lying on top of him. He tried to ignore the upside-down head and lowered his voice to ask, "Does this count as finding it?"

Found it, doesn’t that mean I’m eliminated?

"It's okay. I'll negotiate." After saying that, Xia Wange took out a stack of Yin notes from his pocket, counted out three and handed them out, "Take it, spend it, and pretend you didn't see me."

The ghost who jumped from the building had a crooked head and exploded brain, and stared at Xia Wange with his deformed eyes.

Xia Wange made a sound of "tsk", "pooh", let her fingers moisten a little, and then ordered three more. "My workmanship is more exquisite than others, and the cost is also higher. When people see your money, they will know that it is high-quality Yin banknotes, which is very impressive~"

Lu Qiu looked at Xia Wange's fingers holding the banknote and his eyes suddenly widened.

He carefully recalled whether Xia Wange did this when he counted RMB...

After going through his memories, Lu Qiu slowly felt relieved. The stack of Yin notes was so new that they were all tied together, and the bottom of the bed was covered in dust...

Well......

Lu Qiu discovered it, and he really wanted to use his blood to nourish her jade. It was true that he hoped she would live well. It was also true that he disliked her dirty claws. Even though he disliked her, he could find a lot of reasons to explain her roughness. It was also true that he wanted to throw her into the water and wash her well.

She was different from everyone he knew. When she was particular, she was really particular, but when she was rough, she was really rough, especially when it came to ghosts.

But then again...

The ghost jumping off the building in front of him didn't seem to be very polite. After taking the money, it seemed that he still had a falling out with Xia Wange.

"You lie here for a while." Xia Wange said as he crawled out from under the bed, "I'll take him to get some fresh air."

Lu Qiu turned around and found that Xia Wange and the jumping ghost were gone. He moved to the bottom of the bed and stuck his head out. He found that Xia Wange was holding the jumping ghost's neck with one hand, forcing it to face the window with its head down, with one foot on the window sill. Under the moonlight, the breeze swept away the broken hair on Xia Wange's forehead. She stared at the ghost's head in her hand with an indifferent expression. After an unknown amount of time, she said indifferently, "How is the scenery?"

The jumping ghost in her hand struggled violently, but finally calmed down.

After a while, Xia Wange said, "Well, now you are obedient. You insisted on asking me to take you to see the scenery. Do you know what to say after we leave?"

Lu Qiu silently retracted his head.

He suddenly felt that Xia Wange was really kind to him as he only hit him on the head.

After saying that, Xia Wange let go, and a series of noisy noises rang out on the ground. Lu Qiu took a look and saw that the ghost who jumped from the building was rolling out.

Squeak.

The cabinet door made a noise, but Psyduck weakly pulled the cabinet from the inside and said quickly, "Sorry, this cabinet door seems to be broken."

After dealing with the ghost that jumped from the building, Xia Wange turned over and went to the bottom of the bed again, lying next to Lu Qiu. She said, "I feel that the frequency is a bit low. Take out the bell and I will make all the ghosts here agitated and see if the person behind will react."

Lu Qiu nodded and pretended to remove the bone spur on his calf, but the space under the bed was a bit small, so he couldn't operate it smoothly.

"Let me help you."

Xia Wange said as she turned over and tried to pull Lu Qiu's trouser legs. Lu Qiu quickly said, "I can do it myself."

"What's there to be embarrassed about?" Xia Wange used her knee to block Lu Qiu's hand. "We are so familiar with each other, and you can only take out the bell. The other thing has to be bound to you."

"No, I'll do it myself. Hey, don't touch around."

Xia Wange apologized, "Sorry, it's a little dark, I didn't mean to do that."

Unable to bear it any longer, Lu Qiu held Xia Wange's knee with one hand and pressed his other hand against her hip. He gritted his teeth and said, "Xia Wange, I'm a normal man. Can you restrain yourself a little?"

After he said this, the other person's hand that was reaching into his trouser leg from his ankle stopped, and the whole person stopped moving.

Lu Qiu was stunned and quickly let go of her knees. Looking at her who was no longer moving, he was a little at a loss for a moment.

I felt a little nervous inside.

Did I say or do something to make her unhappy?

It seemed like she had just touched her femoral artery or something, and it was indeed an accident?

Just when Lu Qiu was feeling anxious, Xia Wange turned around, crawled to Lu Qiu's ear, and whispered in his ear: "I have a method that can make you pure and free from desire for a month. Do you want to try it?"

Lu Qiu: “…”

"......"

"......"

"Thank you, but no, I can be less normal."

"Really?" Xia Wange took out a needle. "Don't worry, there are no side effects, and it doesn't hurt. I can't hurt you. Besides, our contact is sometimes unavoidable. Conditions are limited, and you can't deal with yourself in time. This method is more convenient."

"Please do your thing. Take whatever you want." Lu Qiu said, "I am calm now."

"Really? We are just discussing this rationally. If there is a physiological reaction, it won't be good for you to disappear naturally."

"Really not." Lu Qiu said calmly, "I am now so calm that I can shave my head directly in front of the Buddha, and he will even praise me for my purity of mind."

Xia Wan Ge: “….”

Okay, you are awesome.

With a slight sigh, Xia Wange turned back with great regret, and continued to reach his hand into the calf to remove the bell.

Squeak.

The sound of the cabinet door slammed again.

Psyduck's apologetic voice came again, "I'm sorry, this cabinet door seems to be broken, but it's soundproofed well, I didn't hear anything, you guys continue."

Lu Qiu: “…”