Chapter 394 No More

“No.” The little girl shook her head. “My friends go there often, but I’m the only one who has binge eating.”

"Then your father's cooking is really delicious." Xia Wange glanced in the direction of the kitchen, "Isn't that right, Lu Qiu? I know you are very hungry, but don't worry, you can eat soon."

Lu Qiu: "...Okay."

"Why don't you just say you're hungry?" Zhao Wan felt that she was completely fine. She didn't even have to overcome her desire for the raw meat. "By the way, how did you two get here together? In the middle of the night..."

"We were all getting ready to go to bed. I came here right after you broke the sign I gave you." Xia Wange poured a glass of water and raised his chin towards Zhao Wan. "How is it, am I treating you well?"

"I had no other choice at the time. My face was so hideous that I couldn't even unlock my phone. I wanted to eat anything I got, especially raw meat. Fortunately, I had a strong will and asked my brother to take the brand away..." At this point, Zhao Wan suddenly fell silent. Her eyes swept back and forth between Xia Wange and Lu Qiu, "Are you ready to sleep? Are you going to sleep together, or are you going to sleep together?"

"Is there any difference?" Xia Wange asked.

"There's a big difference." Zhao Wan said quickly, "If it's the former, then I don't have any psychological burden. If it's the latter, I'd rather eat raw meat to get through the night to avoid being nagged by Mr. Lu, right, Mr. Lu?"

"No." Lu Qiu waved his hand and said, "They say that your girlfriend's best friend is half your mother-in-law. I dare not say that."

Zhao Wan tilted her eyes. Oh, she's my girlfriend? She's half my mother-in-law?

Did I ask you?

Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

"That's enough." Xia Wange saw that the incense had finished burning and the two people had returned to normal. She used scissors to cut the red string connecting the two people. Then she picked up another piece of red string and lifted up the bloody beef. "This... what should I do with this upper index finger? I need to think about it."

The little girl found that she was completely healed. At the age when she loves beauty, she quickly ran to the scale nearby to weigh herself. "Hey? Why am I only a little bit heavier? I ate so much these days!"

"A spirit like 'Index Finger' needs a lot of energy. Almost all the calories and energy in the food are absorbed by it, leaving you with food residue." Xia Wange said this and explained, "That is, poop."

Zhao Wan raised her hand and threw out half of the thread, "Xia Wange, can you be more serious and act like a master? With your mouth, you can save a lot of money after you finish the job!"

"Ah? So I ate so much and it absorbed all the energy?" The little girl's eyes lit up. "Then... this thing is good."

"It's good. If I sell it to food bloggers, I can make up for the money I lost because of my nonsense." Xia Wange shook the raw meat with the "index finger" trapped in his hand. "Of course, unless they are willing to eat raw meat on the 15th of every month, and then keep eating it, and then increase their appetites and that of the 'index finger', and then choose to die of starvation among many other ways to die."

Little niece: “…”

Zhao Wan raised her hand and lightly tapped Xia Wange, saying "tsk" softly, "That's the taste, that's the taste of your words, that's right, when I heard your sarcastic tone, I felt like I was back in college, and I kind of missed it."

Lu Qiu: “…”

No wonder you two can become besties.

"Then I'll let you handle it." Xia Wange said, "This monster is quite dangerous. If it weren't for the fifteenth day of the lunar month, and its instinctive desire for raw meat, it would not be so easy for me to lure it out."

As he spoke, Xia Wange placed the meat not too far from Lu Qiu, and then said to Lu Qiu seriously: "There is a piece of wild raw beef over there. You will pretend to pass by and then poke it with your index finger to make him get on you..."

Lu Qiu: “…”

Okay, okay, he knows, it’s risk aversion.

"Is he your boyfriend?" Zhao Wan couldn't help but ask.

"Currently, it's kissing." Xia Wange looked at Zhao Wan, "Sometimes it comes first."

First boyfriend...

Lu Qiu thought of the bad memories he had before. He silently controlled the wheelchair to stop when passing by the piece of meat, then stretched out two fingers and poked the meat.

The moment he touched the flesh, Lu Qiu clearly felt something as if climbing up along his fingers, and he instantly felt a tingling sensation, but soon that feeling disappeared, leaving only the cold feeling of his fingertips touching the surface of the flesh.

"Okay, it's solved." Xia Wange picked up the meat, "We can fry it and eat it."

"Is it solved already? You weren't so quick before." Zhao Wan said in astonishment. Although she didn't see it much, she remembered that it was quite troublesome for Xia Wange to deal with these things before.

"Hasn't this found a shortcut?" Xia Wange patted Lu Qiu on the shoulder. "Who would walk when they can take a car?"

Zhao Wan sat aside and said, "I finally understand. Your boyfriend is quite a bargain. When there is something going on, kiss your boyfriend. When there is nothing going on, kiss him again."

Xia Wan Ge: “…”

"What do you mean?" Zhao Wan flexed her wrist. "Things have been resolved here. Where are you staying tonight? I'll get you a room. And then the three of us can go shopping together tomorrow?"

"How do you live?" Xia Wange asked.

"My cousin has a guest room here, I'm staying here." Zhao Wan said, "You're not planning to live with me, are you? What about your boyfriend?"

"I've already booked a hotel." Lu Qiu looked at Xia Wange and said, "I have to get up early tomorrow morning to go back to City A to deal with work matters. The day after tomorrow we'll go together to attend Sister Xiaohai's 100-day celebration."

"So busy?" Xia Wange raised an eyebrow, "Then you shouldn't have come tonight."

"If I don't come, will you still be waiting for me to bring this piece of meat back to City A?" Lu Qiu gently patted the back of Xia Wange's hand. "Last time you said you wanted to buy a pure gold woven ribbon. I've found it. Just have fun tomorrow and don't think too much."

Zhao Wan covered her face with tears for a while, then said to her niece next to her: "See? When you look for a boyfriend in the future, look for someone like him, who is handsome, rich, and considerate. Don't look for a yellow-haired guy anymore."

"How do you know..." The niece looked a little embarrassed, "But don't worry, aunt, I know, I just haven't seen a handsome one before, I will find someone like this uncle in the future."

Zhao Wan sighed softly, "Don't set your goal so high, otherwise I'm afraid you won't be able to find it."

Little niece: “…”