Chapter 72 Something Happened

Lu Qiu couldn't explain the feeling clearly. It was like a particularly frivolous friend was going out with you, and then a primary school student suddenly ran out, saluted your bad friend, and said hello, teacher. Then you looked at your friend who was always joking and never doing anything serious, and encouraged him with a few words in an especially serious manner.

How should I put it? It's kind of awkward to see someone I know acting serious.

If this acquaintance has a strange name that belongs to that circle and sounds strange to him, then he will find it even more difficult to get over this hurdle.

Thinking of this, Lu Qiu pursed his lips and smiled again. Afraid that someone would be angry, he tried to block it with his hands. Everyone has their own difficulties, and Lu Qiu felt that his funny point lay in these three words.

Xia Wange glared at Lu Qiu and said, "Reduce half the task, and I will agree to one and a half!"

Lu Qiu glanced at her and adjusted his sitting position. "Then let's finish half of the task first. The way back is quite long. I want to hear a story."

"Story?" Xia Wange looked at him. "What story?"

Lu Qiu smiled, "It can make me forget Xia Yunzi's story for a while."

Xia Wange rolled her eyes secretly, "Are you sure you want me to promise to do something that's worth a lot of money?"

"What I lack the least is money." Lu Qiu said in a flat tone.

Xia Wange choked and said, "Okay, sure. I'll tell you."

"Once upon a time, there was a little red riding hood. She wanted to visit her grandmother. When she arrived at her grandmother's house, she found that she had been eaten by the big bad wolf. Then little red riding hood was also eaten by the big bad wolf."

Lu Qiu waited for a moment, "No more?"

"That's all." Xia Wange spread his hands.

"Tell me a few more."

"Once upon a time there was a Sleeping Beauty. When she was sixteen, she was poked in the hand by a loom and fell asleep. Then she slept until she died."

Lu Qiu seemed to be listening with great interest, "It's too short."

Special Assistant Xu: "......"

"Once upon a time there was a Snow White. The queen looked in the mirror and asked who was the most beautiful person in the world. The magic mirror said that the most beautiful person in the world was Snow White. Then the queen grabbed her and put her in the sun, and tanned her into a charcoal princess."

"No follow-up?" Lu Qiu raised his eyebrows, "Xia... Master Xia, you haven't been so perfunctory about half of your affairs, have you?"

Xia Wange looked at him and said, "I think you are taking revenge on me for pushing you too fast just now."

Lu Qiu looked at her without saying anything.

How should he describe the speed at which Xia Wange ran and pushed him when she left just now?

When he judged that it was unsafe to turn at this speed, he pressed the brakes. As a result, the other party used the brakes to accelerate and drift past the corner.

That was the first time he realized that anything with wheels can drift.

"Tell me a long, innovative story that is both expected and unreasonable." Lu Qiu looked at her and said, "Just like before, I knew you pushed the wheelchair fast, but I still underestimated your limit to me."

Xia Wange recalled how she pushed Lu Qiu when she ran away just now. Knowing that she was in the wrong, she took a deep breath and spoke slowly: "Then the queen asked the magic mirror who was the most beautiful woman in the world. The magic mirror said that it was on the eastern continent. So the queen crossed the ocean and came to the eastern continent. On the way to find the most beautiful woman, she was robbed by mountain bandits and fell off a cliff. She was stopped by a piece of wood and survived, but she also lost her memory."

"Later, she was picked up by a family. Because she was blocked by a piece of wood, the family named her Mulan. The wood had flowers on it, so it was called Hua Mulan. Hua Mulan joined the army to repay her benefactor. On the battlefield, she was killed by the enemy all the way to the seaside, so she jumped into the sea. The sea god sensed her and said that she was the daughter of the sea, and that the magic mirror was her magic weapon. So she regained her fish tail and turned into a mermaid, swimming freely in the sea. She became a mermaid."

"The mermaid kept recalling her life as a queen on land, so she exchanged her fish tail with the witch, and the witch gave her legs. There was a side effect, every time she took a step, her hair would grow fast, and she couldn't cut it, so she found a high tower to stay in and let her hair hang from the tower."

"Finally, a dwarf came to the tower and called his other six brothers to help her braid her hair so that she could come down from the tower. Later, the seven dwarfs found that her hair would not grow long as long as it was touched by the juice of leaves, so they dyed her hair green."

"Her hair really didn't grow any longer, but her original hair was very heavy. One day when she was picking mushrooms, she met a frog and thought it was a lotus leaf, so she jumped on it. She happened to turn over and kissed the frog, so the frog spit out venom and turned her into an ugly duckling."

"She always liked pretty things and had low self-esteem. She only wanted to play with beautiful white swans. As she grew up, she found out that she was a white swan. White swans go south for the winter. She had no experience flying for the first time, so she circled the earth and flew to the north. She was caught just after she landed and turned into a goose stewed in an iron pot."

After waiting for a while, Lu Qiu looked at Xia Wange, "And then?"

Xia Wan Ge: “…”

"Then I decided to find a place to eat goose stewed in an iron pot right away."

Lu Qiu nodded and looked at Special Assistant Xu, "Now you should understand why I couldn't help laughing when I heard those three words, right?"

Special Assistant Xu: "......"

I understand, I understand very thoroughly, so you are this kind of Master Xia. You don't even need to draft when you talk nonsense. He didn't spend much time with Master Xia before, and thought Master Xia was a very rigorous person. No, that's not right, this story is actually quite rigorous.

"It's almost time to get off work, let's book a restaurant for dinner." Lu Qiu glanced at the time.

Special Assistant Xu quickly took out his cell phone and asked, "Mr. Lu, what would you like to eat today?"

"Didn't she say it? I want to eat the goose stewed in an iron pot, too." Lu Qiu turned his head and looked at Xia Wange, "Shall we eat the Queen, Mulan, the Mermaid, Rapunzel, and the Ugly Duckling together?"

Unexpectedly, the other party actually listened to the story he made up so carefully. Xia Wange hesitated for a moment and said intuitively, "No."

Lu Qiu sighed and softened his voice a little, "Okay, I was just kidding you, let's go eat together, it will be more lively with more people."

Xia Wange walked down the stairs and said reluctantly, "Okay, let's eat."

"Eating people is against the law. Master Xia really has no taboos." Lu Qiu immediately changed the subject, "You are worthy of being a respected title in the circle. There is a word that can accompany the big goose around the earth."

Xia Wan Ge: “…”

Good man, he is actually waiting here to interrupt her.

This guy must be taking revenge on her for pushing him to drift!

Special Assistant Xu: "......"

Help, can you two be serious?

Xia Wange was speechless and couldn't post a talisman to punish Lu Qiu, so she could only turn her grief and anger into appetite and started ordering food crazily, the most expensive things, trying to peel off a layer of plaster from Lu Qiu's wallet.

She was so full that she didn't feel hungry at work the next day. After work, Xia Wange found a place in Lu Qiu's office to play with her mobile phone. Lu Qiu and Special Assistant Xu were already used to it and even provided her with drinks and snacks.

I thought it was going to be a peaceful day, but I didn't expect that the first thing Du Yun said when he entered the office was -

"Master Xia, I just got the news that something happened. The person who went to solve the problem of closing the bridge also jumped into the river for unknown reasons when he went to check on the scene at night. He never woke up after being rescued."