Question: What does it feel like to transmigrate in the blink of an eye from an annual photography awards ceremony to becoming an internet-hated female celebrity 2,000 years in the future?Former ou...
After the tree house was built, everyone had a shelter. Although the conditions were not very good, it was much more reassuring than sleeping in the wilderness with the sky as a blanket and the ground as a mat.
With nothing to worry about, and having been exhausted the day before, Fu Bo and Ji Fang both slept until noon the next day.
When they woke up with sleepy eyes, Jiang Ran had already prepared lunch.
As soon as Ji Fang smelled the fragrance, he immediately climbed down from the rope rack to take a look.
"What did you do today!!!"
"Baked potatoes." Jiang Ran replied.
"Potatoes?" Fu Bo was a little disappointed. "Potatoes seem to taste quite bland, don't they?"
Jiang Ran glanced at him and said, "If you don't like it, you don't have to eat it."
Fu Bo shut up immediately.
Is there anything more bland than compressed biscuits?
But after yesterday, Jiang Ran had spoiled his appetite and he always hoped that the next meal would be more delicious. When his dream was suddenly shattered, he couldn't help feeling a little depressed.
"Where are the potatoes?" Ji Fang looked around. "Why can't I see them?"
Jiang Ran stamped his feet: "Right here."
Ji Fang still didn't understand what she meant: "Hey, where are they? There are no potatoes here."
Jiang Ran sighed: "It's right under your feet."
This type of potato is roasted in a unique way in Gansu.
First, pile up lumps of earth the size of eggs and burn them. When the lumps of earth turn white, dig a hole and bury the potatoes in the hole layer by layer.
The skin of the potatoes baked in this way will be a little caramelized, wrinkled and a little dusty, and the potatoes that have absorbed the aroma of the soil will be much more fragrant than those made in the oven or stove.
When Jiang Ran dug up the clods of earth buried in the ground layer by layer, Ji Fang smelled the fragrance and immediately couldn't help but start howling.
Fu Bo's previous frustration disappeared completely. He just sat obediently on the ground, waiting quietly for Jiang Ran to distribute the potatoes.
The freshly baked potatoes were very hot. Ji Fang and Fu Bo waited for them to cool down for a while, but soon they couldn't bear it anymore and started peeling them, even though they hissed at the heat.
"I've never eaten potatoes so delicious!" Ji Fang kept talking. "Compared to this, my previous life was as bland as water!"
"It's really not bad," Fu Bo said with a bit of reserve, but he didn't slow down at all while chewing the potato. "Thank you."
"You're welcome," Jiang Ran said, "Just consider it as payment for hiring you as models."
"Model?" They both slowed down their chewing and swallowing, asking in unison, "When did we become your models?"
"Three hours ago, when you were still asleep." Jiang Ran took a bite of the fragrant potato and said slowly.
Fu Bo and Ji Fang: "..."
Fu Bo tried hard to swallow the food in his mouth: "Can we make a deal? Let me see the photo."
"No," Jiang Ran said without even looking up. "You've already received the reward. Now the ownership of these photos is mine."
"But I didn't agree! Isn't this an unfair clause?" Fu Bo said angrily. "According to Article 147 of the Federal Act, unfair clauses can result in a fine of more than 3,000 federal coins!"
"Oh," Jiang Ran said, "If you have any objections, you can choose to refuse. Just put the potatoes down now."
Before Fu Bo could speak, Ji Fang clenched the potato in his hand and said nervously, "I have no objection!"
Jiang Ran turned his head and looked at Fu Bo.
Fu Bo: “…”
Fu Bo: "Okay, I have no objection."
After lunch, the sun climbed to the top of the sky, which is the hottest time of the day.
Jiang Ran is used to taking a walk after dinner——
Good living habits are one of the cornerstones of her long-term life in the wild.
When Ji Fang and Fu Bo were called to join them, they were both rejected.
Ji Fang was more tactful: "It's a bit hot."
Fu Bo was more direct: "I'm full and don't want to move."
Jiang Ran had only asked symbolically, and when he saw the other person refused, he was too lazy to call out a second time and went out for a walk alone.
When I came back from a walk, I saw two people lying leisurely on the wooden floor outside the tree house, basking in the sun.
The treehouse is built at a height of over ten meters, yet the treetops are still another forty or fifty meters higher. The thick green shade, occasionally punctuated by patches of light, offers a refreshing contrast to the scorching summer sun. Instead, a gentle breeze brings a cool and comfortable feeling.
Ji Fang seemed to have fallen asleep, and a faint snoring sound could be heard.
It’s a hard time to sleep in the summer, and just listening to the ups and downs of the sound will make you feel sleepy.
Tsk.
It's really comfortable.
Fu Bo heard the sound and a furry head popped out from the edge of the beam.
"You're back," he said lazily, "but there's no room here anymore."
Jiang Ran raised his eyebrows: "Are you very proud?"
"How could that be?" Fu Bo squinted his eyes and said, "I'll just lie down for another half an hour. I'll make room for you then~"
"No need," Jiang Ran waved his hand, "You can lie down as long as you like."
whispering sound--
A dead duck is still stubborn.
Fu Bo retracted his head.
Ten minutes later, a large hammock was stretched out between the branches below the tree house.
The bed is made of waterproof cloth. After building the roof yesterday, there were still a few feet left, which came in handy now.
Jiang Ran lay comfortably on the hammock, and when he looked up, he saw the newly built tree house.
Fu Bo was secretly looking down from the crack in the bottom board, and his eyes met Jiang Ran's.
"...Hi, what a coincidence."
Jiang Ran yawned and moved to a more comfortable position: "Thank you for providing me with shade."
Fu Bo was silent for a few seconds: "...You're welcome."
Before long, silence returned to the forest. Even the birds that chirped non-stop in the early morning seemed to have taken a nap. Only the wind passing through the forest rustled the branches and leaves, occasionally causing some rustling sounds.
The days are long in the summer, which is a good time for a good sleep.
【ha----】
I never expected that watching a wilderness survival livestream would make me sleepy.
[Why do I feel sleepy after watching this? I'm obviously hungry and sleepy after watching this, okay? ]
[Hahahaha the truth is revealed above, this is too real TAT crying]
[Help, why do I feel like I'm watching a show about a wild holiday...]
[Brother, you're not alone. The more I watch, the more I think this kind of life is pretty good. I'm even thinking of signing up for the next episode...]
[Wake up! Do you think all contestants' lives are like this? Turn left to live broadcast room 87 to watch the jungle battle. Lei Jin has been tortured to death.]
[Indeed, do you remember Mao Ziming? He was eliminated by the wild boar on the first day.]
[Okay, I understand. The main thing is that I can eat meat by following Jiang Ran.]
[I'm not trying to defend her dark history, but to be honest, her ability to survive in the wild is really strong.]
[And her photos are so beautiful! I want her to take photos for me too.]
[Indeed, seeing Fu Bo's reluctant look as he was photographed, I wanted to rush over and say, "Let me do it!"]
【……】
As the program progressed, more and more such voices were heard in Jiang Ran's live broadcast room.
Although these comments have not yet become mainstream due to various factors, the strong winds have gradually shown signs of turning.
A good sleep, very enjoyable.
Before sunset, Jiang Ran prepared dinner.
We only had potatoes for lunch, so we thought of adding some meat to the meal in the evening, so we made barbecue.
The meat pieces have their own oil and water, which drips into the charcoal after being boiled, making a "sizzling" sound that makes people drool.
Just as he was about to start, Jiang Ran suddenly heard the sound of dead branches breaking behind him.
She immediately turned her head in alarm, but soon relaxed. It wasn't a beast, just a competitor.
"Um..." Ren Xiayang scratched his head, "Can we team up together?"
Someone is actually trying to steal food?
Fu Bo and Ji Fang looked at each other and stood up at the same time to refuse.
"Ren...Xia Yang!" An angry voice suddenly came from behind, "Stop right there!"
Ren Xiayang smiled awkwardly: "The smell here is so fragrant that I couldn't help but ran over, but my companions didn't want to, so..."
Bai Zhiyong stumbled up from behind, dragging his exhausted body, and snatched the bag of mushrooms from Ren Xiayang's arms.
"I, I'm warning you!" Bai Zhi said harshly while panting, "If you, if you dare to do anything to my little orchid again..."
"Let's...let's break up!!!"
The author has something to say:
【Small Theater】
Jiang Ran: Why do I feel like I'm participating in a food show?
Fu Bo and Ji Fang: Food shows are good, food shows are wonderful, and food shows make people scream with joy!