Xueli, a snake demon who had been cultivating diligently in the deep mountains for 500 years, was caught by a passing system just as she was barely surviving a lightning tribulation. She then sough...
You know what, it's surprisingly good-looking! Hmm, the lady's makeup is excellent, and the young master is handsome too!
We are truly a match made in heaven!
[Hmph, does Frana think she's prettier than me or as loving as my wife? She's so shameless, always clinging to my wife. The Tenth Prince is truly useless!]
[Waaaaah, the Princess Consort bullied me! She made Frana kiss her! Waaaaah! But, when she was drunk, I asked her who she loved most, and she said it was me! Hahahaha~]
[That wife of the young master is really something. The moment she sees him shirtless, she starts groping him all over. Humph, what a scoundrel! I like that!]
[My wife is pregnant! I'm going to be a father! I want to cry!]
[As expected of my son, he's known for counting money since he was little!]
[This is so annoying! Can't we just send those women from the back courtyard back to their own homes? Waaah, the Princess Consort is such a ladies' man!]
[I've made up my mind, wherever my wife is, I'll be there... The old saying is true, even a fierce woman can be won over by persistent pursuit!]
[My wife is so annoying, she's always trying to seduce me!]
【My wife tied me up today… Ouch, how rude!】
[The young master's wife tied something to his arms and legs today; she said it was an armband and leg band. Oh well, what can I do when she likes it?]
[The princess said that her only emotion and desire was lust, and I love that!]
[Hmph, it has to be my wife! Look at the looks on my fourth, fifth, seventh, and eighth brothers' faces. Don't think I don't know what they're saying about me! Really, I look so beautiful in women's clothing. If they weren't so tight-lipped, I wouldn't let them see me, hmph!]
[That idiot fourteenth son, he's not even fully grown in pubic hair yet and he's already thinking about taking a woman as a concubine. Ha, he has good taste, setting his sights on me. But do you think you can just kiss me?]
[I've got twins! Hahaha, the first pair in the Qing Dynasty! Don't think I don't know how envious and jealous Father Emperor is! Hey, go ahead and be envious, brothers! You can't have it, hahaha!]
"The Princess Consort is right. Just do good deeds and don't worry about the future. I'm happy with my life now, and all I want is for the Princess Consort to kiss and hug me."
[My wife is truly a fairy, a bodhisattva! I had a nightmare where I did something wrong and died a miserable death. Waaah, Yao Ling, I'm scared!]
[...]
There are many more, but the Aisin Gioro family only sent one.
This one book alone is enough to clarify the facts.
Firstly: The Emperor Emeritus who won by lying down was actually a man.
Secondly, the retired emperor dressed as a woman simply to cater to the preferences of the retired empress.
Thirdly: The retired emperor is a crybaby and a proud, arrogant person!
Netizens are discussing it enthusiastically.
They never imagined that the mysterious, dedicated Emperor Emeritus, who devoted his life to charity, would be like this inside.
"Oh my god, it's so sweet!"
"The Emperor Emeritus is so cute, he's jealous of women."
"There's nothing we can do about it. I've heard that the Empress Dowager is very popular, as evidenced by the paintings of many court painters."
"Hmm, I used to think that group portraits of beautiful women were quite charming and each had her own unique appeal. But now, just thinking about how the Empress Dowager is surrounded by women on both sides, and the Emperor Emeritus is crying pitifully, makes me want to laugh."
"Absolutely! Absolutely revolutionary!"
"But to be fair, those princes who are known for their tight-lipped nature are indeed very tight-lipped! Not a word of it has leaked out..."
"It wouldn't matter if word got out; what great achievements has the Emperor Emeritus accomplished?"
"Is it possible that the Empress Dowager is the real mastermind? Did you see the nightmare she described? Imagine if they hadn't been dedicated to charity but instead got involved in the struggle for the throne, the outcome would have been predictable."
"I think so too, and I think the Empress Dowager is more like a time traveler! Look at all those liqueurs, canned goods, dried fruit, dried meat... all sorts of snacks back then, I heard they were all researched and developed under the Empress Dowager's initiative, and they're still very popular today!"
"And armbands, legbands, sparkly mesh and chains... wow! Did the ancients really know how to have fun?"
"+1"
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"+1...."
"Yes, yes, I heard that back then, Ninth Prince's wife loved to give people gifts, including food and other necessities!"
"Is it possible that it was simply because the Empress Dowager was lustful?"
"How dare you say our Empress Dowager is lustful?"
"That's for sure, she eats so well! She's feeding an emperor emeritus in all sorts of ways! Tsk, I'd like to try it on a man too..."
"Me too~"
"I also……"
Same as above!
"For a moment, I didn't know whether to envy the retired emperor or the retired empress."
"Otherwise what? He's bisexual, so isn't it possible that the Emperor Emeritus's clinginess and tendency to cry stems from his wariness of women? Including the women in his harem!"
"You know what, now that you think about it, it actually makes a lot of sense."
"Hahaha……"
"Poor Emperor Emeritus, he could guard against those outside the palace but not those inside..."
"Hahaha, the descendants of Aisin Gioro are getting anxious. If they don't produce this diary, the identity of the retired emperor will remain a mystery."
"Not at all, the Emperor Emeritus is undoubtedly the master of cross-dressing!"
[Newly released: Ms. Shirley is none other than the Empress Dowager Dong'e Yaoling of the Qing Dynasty.]
"Ahhh, honey!"
"Ahhh, honey!"
"Wait, who are you calling?"
"Of course it's Mr. Sherry! He's so handsome, I love him so much..."
"Now I finally understand why our Emperor Emeritus said the Empress Dowager was a womanizer. It's been hundreds of years, and you can still call her that across the internet?!"
"Be careful, or our retired emperor might rise up and cry to you!"
"Hahaha, I will definitely find an opportunity to personally visit the Aisin Gioro clan's ancestral hall to pay my respects to the retired emperor. I must tell him in person how much I love his wife!"
"Let's go together!"
"Please take me with you!"
"Are you devils?"
"Hahaha, the Emperor Emeritus got up in the middle of the night and started scratching your windows..."
"Ahhh, that's right, no wonder everyone loves her, I love her too..."
"Emperor Emeritus: You are not worthy, she is mine!"
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"
"There were other discoveries as well! I heard there were even female officials recording the daily gatherings and interactions between the emperor and empress!"
"Ah, I've been looking forward to this for so long!"
Same here!
"My husband's nickname is so beautiful..."