Sickly Cub? No, World Catastrophe!

Before dying, Qian Yuan was chosen by a system to攻略 (strategy/guide) others to gain emotional value. However, tormented by illness, he didn't want to get involved and just wanted to slack o...

Chapter 366 Is this a human you raised? (shuhaige.net)

These guys realized that netizens aren't so easily fooled these days, so they wanted to write some other stories, but when they posted them, they found that their accounts had already been banned.

A group of people were completely baffled.

In real life, they are always feared figures, but online they are mistaken for alternate accounts by a group of shrewd netizens.

And after the administrators blocked them, they even issued an announcement:

"Reject online scams..."

This infuriated them, and they even suspected that this was another deliberate attempt by Si Qiannan to attack them.

Si Qiannan was unaware that righteous netizens had even helped him punish a business rival. He was watching his personal assistant put together a new outfit for the baby so that the baby could change before the program started.

Si Qiannan wanted to say something more, but he had completely lost his say in the cub's clothing until the cub came out wearing a very stylish outfit.

The top was a normal short-sleeved shirt, but the pants had a natural puffiness, though they tapered back at the hem, revealing the child's calves.

The pants look like they're made in the shape of flower buds, but when worn by a baby, they look like a little duck with a bulging belly and a perky tail.

Si Qiannan was shocked.

The assistant was also a little nervous when he saw this. He thought that President Si was not satisfied with his work, and he broke out in a cold sweat.

The next second he heard Si Qiannan criticizing him:

"Why did you dress up the baby so cutely?! What if everyone falls for the baby, and someone tries to take the baby away from me?! How can I defend against them all by myself?!"

Si Qiannan didn't have these words cut out, but it seemed like he wasn't acting, but saying it from the bottom of his heart.

Everyone was driven crazy by Si Qiannan's serious yet deadpan comedic charm.

"I feel like Mr. Si is the kind of father who blindly spoils his child, asking us if our child can be a child model when we take photos. But he gets upset when someone actually says yes, and he's jealous of everyone who likes his child."

"How come President Si is so humorous? I didn't realize he was a natural comedian."

The cub is unaware that his father's image has been utterly destroyed because of him.

The father and son set off for the new venue for the variety show.

The new event is going to be held inside the huge zoo in the tourist area.

The cub had never been to a zoo before, so upon arrival, it showed an exceptionally excited expression, so much so that the tuft of hair on its head was shaking.

Before even entering the door, the little guy kept looking around. When he saw his father following behind him, he started bouncing around Si Qiannan in circles, almost making Si Qiannan's eyes blur.

But when he met the cub's bright, sparkling eyes, he couldn't bring himself to say it.

Si Qiannan could only say, "If you like animals, I'll build you a private zoo at home. You can play with them whenever you want."

The cub shook his head; he thought animals would be lonely living in high-rise buildings.

But the audience didn't think so.

They even enthusiastically signed up:

"Home? Private? Zoo? These are such niche terms."

"Hire me! Dad, look at me! I'm eighteen! All you need to do is feed me regularly (milk tea and fried chicken) and give me some enrichment devices (phone and computer)! Easy to raise, not fussy, and very dedicated!"

"Me too! I can be an animal too!"

"Dad, look at me! I can even perform talents! Even if I can't, I can still become an internet celebrity by throwing grass!"

Seeing these people vying to become Si Qiannan's pets... Si Qiannan's competitors finally lost out.

Meanwhile, Si Qiannan's headquarters did receive job applications from netizens.

Because they didn't know what President Si meant, they didn't dare to refuse and could only wait for Si Qiannan to return before making a decision.

Back to the cub, although the cub was very excited, the other two children were either too introverted to speak or too mature to be excited.

Perhaps it's because the cub has never seen a zoo before.

Thanks to her father, Qianyuan's little wish was finally fulfilled.

Si Qiannan thought the cub was so happy that it would let go of his hand after entering the zoo, so he held it tightly. But no matter what happened, the little guy would turn his head to show his father first.

Si Qiannan could see that the cub's adoration and affection for him had increased.

But he felt a little sad.

While the other children's reactions were all so indifferent, it was his child who was seeing an animal he had never seen before in his entire life.

If this child had been born into the Si family, his grandfather would definitely have doted on him, and Wensheng and Wujiu would never have rejected the cub. In that case, the cub would have been a beloved child, having seen all over the country and experienced all kinds of customs and cultures before the age of three. He wouldn't have been so happy over a few small animals.

It was his fault.

It's because Si Qiannan didn't meet the cub sooner.

The cubs were unaware of their father's thoughts; his mind was already on the little animals.

The cub nudged its head closer; this was right in the territory of the red pandas.

The red pandas seemed to have caught the scent of this special cub and all came running over.

They stood up, holding apples in their paws, and peered curiously at their cubs from afar.

While Si Qiannan was watching out for the children so they wouldn't get hurt, one of the panda cubs stepped forward and let out two cries.

Amazingly, the cubs could understand the meaning behind their cries.

[You are not human, you are an animal, you are a cat.]

The cub nodded.

The red pandas were even more intrigued. Almost all of them came over and surrounded the cub, as if they were calling out to their friends to come and visit their fellow human being disguised in the human world.

One of the little pandas couldn't help but ask him:

"Is this your pet human? Cat?"

The cub paused for a moment, then pointed to itself: "Me, I'll raise it?"

"Yes, humans are great pet companions for us. We intelligent animals can all adopt humans."

"That's why our entire tribe found humans and traded the fruit we picked up on the mountain with them. Sure enough, we got two humans (referring to the zookeepers) and even a house (referring to the exhibition hall) as a gift."

"But raising humans is hard work. You're so small, and you're a cat raising a human. You must be very busy."

“Our humans go to work every day and bring us food when they come back. When they are tired, they will pet our tails. We also have many free-range humans who come to us every day, wanting to get close to us and making some soft, sweet sounds. They are probably trying to be affectionate when they are tired from work.”