Before dying, Qian Yuan was chosen by a system to攻略 (strategy/guide) others to gain emotional value. However, tormented by illness, he didn't want to get involved and just wanted to slack o...
The cub never knew that Shi Qianxi was so childish and had chuunibyou (middle school syndrome).
You really shouldn't say things like "destroy the world."
I'm afraid Shi Qianxi's nickname will change to "Brother Bo Bing" tomorrow.
But when Zai heard that his father had a wound in his heart that would never heal because of his illness, he could no longer feel embarrassed.
In this strange atmosphere, Zai reached out and hugged Shi Qianxi, bursting into tears:
"Daddy, I'm all better! I'm not sick anymore!"
At this moment, Si Qiannan also stood up. Even when he was drunk, he still felt a strong sense of righteous indignation towards those who approached Zai. When he saw Zai hugging Shi Qianxi, he raised his foot to kick Shi Qianxi, but because he was drunk, he couldn't control his body and tripped over himself like an old man.
But he continued to curse relentlessly:
What kind of man steals someone else's child?!
Si Qiannan touched his head and found that he had fallen and it hurt a bit. He thought he had returned to the time when he had just inherited the position of family head and the Si family was in chaos and being exonerated. He thought he had been shot.
He bravely got up, grabbed Shi Qianxi's leg, and righteously pushed the cub aside:
"Dad will protect you from the bad guys, run!"
Shi Qianxi looked at the eyesores at her feet and silently reached into the shadows to retrieve something, but all the severed hands were asleep from drinking. Shi Qianxi searched for a long time but couldn't find a single one to work with.
In the end, he only took out the toy the cub had played with before, a toy hammer that would make a squeaking sound when hit, and started hammering Si Qiannan's head repeatedly, the two of them bickering like elementary school children:
"Let go right now!"
"I won't let go! You won't get the child!"
When Si Qiannan got drunk, he became bold and, imitating Shi Qianxi, pulled out a toy gun from his shadow—the kind that makes music when pressed.
The two of them, one shouting "biubiubiu" and the other "jijijiji," were just like two idiots pecking at each other when they got drunk.
As he pecked, Si Qiannan suddenly shoved Shi Qianxi away and shouted:
"My darling! My baby! Where are you? How can I live without you?!"
"Baby, you're the only one who loves me the most!"
The cub quickly hugged its father, but the drunk father didn't quite recognize the cub. He held the cub's face and carefully touched it for a while, until the cub started crying again. Only then did Si Qiannan realize what was happening and hurriedly wiped away the cub's tears.
Shi Qianxi smacked Si Qiannan with a toy hammer, finally knocking him down, then ran away with the child in her arms.
Si Qiannan got up and ran after them. The two of them, along with the child, disappeared at the entrance of the villa.
The staff at the scene were so frightened by the chaos that they only realized they needed to find the cub now. What if these two drunk and reckless fathers took the cub to do something dangerous?
A group of people chased after them, leaving behind a messy scene.
Although the room is currently empty, the barrage of comments from viewers on the screen is overflowing.
"Oh my god, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Tonight must be the most embarrassing day of President Si's life."
"Workers under the Si family, quickly save this video. If Mr. Si ever exploits you in the future, just show him this video!"
"Why show it to him? This video will definitely be deleted tomorrow when Si Qiannan sobers up. Just enjoy it while it lasts."
"No, hahaha, at worst I'll hide it and show it to them at the cubs' coming-of-age ceremony. That'll count as the cubs' embarrassing history, right?"
"Goodness, just watch this video, and you won't hear a word."
"I didn't expect these two dads to be so funny. I laughed so hard that my mom ran to my room looking for the duck because she said she heard it quacking."
"What kind of laughter is that? It sounds like a duck quacking, haha."
An hour later, the staff finally found the cub's whereabouts. Si Qiannan and Shi Qianxi were nowhere to be found. Only the cub was sitting obediently by the roadside waiting for someone to pick it up. When they got closer, they saw two wild cats huddled on either side of the cub.
One is a reddish-brown shorthaired cat, and the other is a black cat.
They seem to hate each other, like two fathers, but they both want to sleep next to their cubs, so they can only keep to themselves and each occupy a small piece of territory for their cubs.
The cub stroked their fur with both hands, and the scene of the little animals and their baby relying on each other was incredibly heartwarming.
But in reality, the cub was carried out by Shi Qianxi, and the haphazardly crawling severed limbs followed, destroying all the buildings on the street. The cub was so frightened that its little face turned pale. In the end, it could only turn its father into a black cat and Si Qiannan, who was rushing over, into a cat before the two of them calmed down.
However, they all tightly wrapped their tails around the cubs' waists, one on each side, and even the staff couldn't lift them off.
The kitten could only take the two adult cats with it on the bus back to the villa.
Compared to the cub's victory without a fight, the most embarrassing moment for Si Qiannan and Shi Qianxi was when they woke up from their drunken stupor in the morning.
This was perhaps the most harmonious day they had ever spent together.
Because the two of them had been silent for a very long time since they got up in the morning, and they didn't even dare to look each other in the eye.
Si Qiannan was busy using public relations to suppress the trending video early in the morning. There was also his grandfather yelling on the phone next to him, his voice almost jumping out of the phone.
However, Old Master Si was not concerned that Si Qiannan had disgraced the Si family, but rather that Si Qiannan, drunk, had taken the child out on the street, showing absolutely no regard for the safety of his beloved grandson!
Whether Si Qiannan loses face or not has nothing to do with Si Yeguang!
Grandpa Si finally snapped, "Bring my precious grandson back to me right now! You can't take care of children, so I will!"
Si Qiannan was seething with anger, but had nowhere to vent it, so he could only call Wensheng with a dark expression.
Fortunately, his two subordinates knew it wasn't the time to be witty, and the production team was also sensible enough not to say anything nonsense in front of Si Qiannan.
This may be the last fig leaf that Si Qiannan left behind after losing face in front of the whole nation, a last act of self-deception.
And Shi Qianxi was doing the same thing. He was quietly dressing the cub and feeding him breakfast. The cub was the one with the least psychological pressure. Seeing that his father didn't play with him, he picked up Si Qiannan's other phone and watched videos.
Soon, a cheerful tune started playing. In the short video feed, the child watched ten videos, seven of which were from marketing accounts.
"Last night, a certain children's variety show achieved record-breaking ratings. What to do when dads get drunk? The scene was in complete chaos, so let's just drink while the chaos is at it!"
"The darkest chapter in President Si's life has been revealed!"
"On the day of the child's wedding, be sure to show this video to his father-in-law, Si Qiannan..."
Si Qiannan was on the verge of tears by the end. He touched his heart, which had been shattered by his own child, and humbly asked his child:
"Honey, can we watch something else?"