Before dying, Qian Yuan was chosen by a system to攻略 (strategy/guide) others to gain emotional value. However, tormented by illness, he didn't want to get involved and just wanted to slack o...
The silly little cub seems completely unaware that his secret has been heard across the entire internet.
However, after hearing this, no one laughed at the cub. Instead, their hearts fluttered with delight, and they envied why the king could have such an adorable human cub.
"I'll go check right now whether two-legged creatures can reproduce by mitosis or asexual reproduction. If that doesn't work, I'll go to the palace, steal the cub's genes, and clone a cub!"
However, that comment was blocked by the official team the moment it was posted.
Even the official website immediately issued an announcement:
Human infants are critically endangered species. Researching or trafficking in human genes is strictly prohibited; this is a serious crime, punishable by death!
Any act of trafficking or stealing infants is illegal, seriously endangers public safety, and will be severely punished!
Goodness, you can really see the official's strong desire to survive.
This speed is probably only possible when an S-level wanted notice is issued.
Back to Zai Zai, the assistant, upon hearing the secret Zai revealed, actually felt a little jealous.
Sometimes, a baby's antics can be really exhausting, but when they come over and say "I love you" in a clingy way, you just want to spoil them even more and be their best friend in the world.
In this ruthless orc society where everyone serves in the military and only looks at combat strength and contributions, everyone yearns for such preferential treatment.
Aren't they just ordinary, insignificant beings who yearn for love and affection?
For beastmen, having a two-legged cub who is completely devoted to you is the most therapeutic thing.
So the assistant's words couldn't help but carry a hint of bitterness as he asked the cub:
"Besides Dad, who else does the little one like?"
When the cub tries to please someone, sweet words just keep flowing out of his mouth. He knew all too well what his assistant's sour tone meant, so he sighed calmly and then, as if it were second nature, gave his assistant a kiss on the cheek.
"I also like my uncle."
The moment when the baby kissed the assistant's face was completely captured by the computer's camera, and because they were so close, it looked as if the baby was kissing the camera.
The comments section fell silent for a moment, then the entire screen was filled with "Ahhhhhh".
At this time, the entire interstellar space was in a state of high fever, and emergency hospitals were simply overwhelmed. Faced with waves of orcs suffering from tachycardia and overdose of suppressants, the doctors could only say:
"Why are you looking at the cubs? They're so cute, they're dying of cuteness!"
But the orcs in those military regions are the ones who truly suffer.
After being trained like dogs, the soldiers secretly came to the official website to argue and vent their frustrations. However, they were kissed by a baby in the live stream and became completely infatuated. All of their inhibition rings went off, and in the end, the group was dragged out of bed by their superiors in the middle of the night for extra training.
Several legion commanders expressed confusion about the riots by their orcs. They checked their personal terminals and found several of their colleagues online as well, prompting them to compare information:
"False heat cycle?"
"You too?"
"I'm impressed. What on earth did these kids watch online?"
The commander of the Third Legion, who was also from a branch of the Shen family, was a golden python in beast form. He immediately sent screenshots of the cub's live stream to several people's chat channels:
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"Isn't it cute? It seems that the legion commanders are too busy to notice that Wang is broadcasting. He's broadcasting their two-legged creatures."
The legion commanders stubbornly refused to admit the cubs' cuteness, saying one after another:
"That's fine then."
"It's acceptable."
But they were faster than anyone else at saving pictures in private. The next day, when they were doing military exercises, the adjutants under the legion commanders discovered that their seemingly serious legion commanders were using the same screensaver as them—a picture of their cubs kissing!
The Second Legion Commander, who was known for his tough-guy style, was a little embarrassed. After discovering that his adjutant had seen his personal computer's screensaver, he awkwardly turned it off, which earned him a knowing look from his adjutant.
The adjutant placed his personal computer in front of the legion commander: "You see, now we estimate that the entire legion, no, the entire military region, has probably adopted the same screensaver. Actually, this also shows our unity, right..."
The Second Army Commander, who had been keeping quiet all day, exuded a deathly silence. Undeterred, he asked:
"You're really not lying to me?"
The adjutant looked up and whistled at the soldiers below.
Immediately, all the orcs understood and raised their personal computers, which displayed images identical to those of the legion commander.
This was the 108th time today that the lieutenant had heard the heartbreaking sound of a poor orc.
Poor orcs, they can't just conjure up cubs out of thin air...
However, in the Tenth Army, no one dared to ask their newly appointed commander if he had watched the cubs' live stream.
This corps commander was known throughout the military region for being the youngest, least experienced, and fastest-promoted.
However, along with his name come the madst, the most ruthless, and the most reckless.
His strength and talent inspire awe, and many senior figures see the shadow of a king in him.
Even their styles are identical: cold and aloof.
Upon taking office, he single-handedly challenged the entire legion from top to bottom, beating them to the point that the orcs dared not look him in the eye and would avoid him at the mere sight of his back.
The orcs whispered among themselves behind his back:
"I heard that the other legion commanders have already changed their photos of their cubs. They're just being stubborn, but they've actually joined my cub cult a long time ago... Sigh, orcs, they're all such stubborn people."
"But Silvergreen is definitely not like that. The Silvergreen Legion Commander is a living devil. I get weak in the knees when I see him. This kind of person is not a beastman at all. He is simply a war machine. How could he have the emotions of a beastman!"
"He definitely isn't interested in the baby, otherwise, with so many of us wanting to virtually raise the baby, wouldn't he cause a huge uproar?"
Yin Qing had actually overheard their discussion.
However, Yin Qing ignored him completely, maintaining his expressionless face until he returned to his dormitory, closed the door, and turned on the light.
The first thing you see is a wall covered with photos of baby animals.
Moreover, these are versions that are not available elsewhere.
It's clear that some of these are travel photos, while others are taken from angles that are a bit hard to describe, resembling candid shots hidden in various corners.
The normal photos were all taken by people Yin Qing asked to take, while the secretly taken photos were bought by Yin Qing from the forum. Moreover, after he bought them, he would immediately report the person's ID. Given his authority as the commander of the Tenth Legion, every report he made was accurate.
Yinqing's reasoning was quite valid: photos of the cubs were related to the royal family's reputation and could not be circulated or archived without permission.
Him? He was just helping the royal family check the privacy level of the photos.