Silly Stand-in and the Big Boss Agree to Marry

Synopsis: In a BL novel, the main character, a bookworm, faces three male leads who want him: a gentle preening man, a soft‑food-hard‑eating man, and a man who kicks out the real‑money patron...

Chapter 16: Two melon fields

Chapter 16: Two melon fields

After the live stream ended, "Star 3" once again dominated the trending topics list.

#If all things in the world could love each other#

#Fu Yanle and Tang Wanbai's stunning duet#

#Gu Jiming and An Shigou—Stop hitting the spicy food!#

#Crane#

...

The high activity level under related keywords indicates that "Star 3" has achieved a great start. Compared to the steady progress of others, the biggest winner tonight is naturally Fu Yanle, who made his first public appearance looking "presentable".

Yu Jingchen clicked on the top trending search, and the video featured the dazzling Fu Yanle.

The video sent by the housekeeper was in higher definition, and only Fu Yanle was in the shot. Yu Jingchen had seen it countless times, but he still couldn't forget the feeling he had when he first saw it—shock, joy, and expectation.

This is the real Fu Yanle.

The unrestrained and unconventional, the real Fu Yanle.

Yu Jingchen's finger hovered over the screen, and as he drifted off into thought, he swiped down, instantly catching the eye of the comments section.

Fu Yanle's eyes are so beautiful, with captivating curves at the corners, like a misty flower in bloom, innocent yet alluring, charming yet pure! He's the epitome of a passionate and fiery peach blossom fairy! And those hands, those feet... oh my god, legs that are legs, waist that is waist, this man is killing me! (Spitting water from a broken basin.jpg)

This man is so lewd whether he's wearing a choker or not! (Sigh)

[At the one-minute mark, when Fu Yanle was exploring the sea, his legs were so beautiful! So white and slender, with such beautiful muscle definition—the perfect leg shape I've always wanted! (hugging and kissing.jpg)]

[And then there was the kicking scene, his abs were showing! So white and plump, his waist is so thin, it feels even thinner than mine, I want to hug him!]

[Sisters! The best part is her butt! It's so perky and firm, I want to bury my face in it! (spanking.gif)]

"..." Yu Jingchen frowned, feeling that girls nowadays had no sense of propriety at all, and these emojis were obviously not used by respectable people. He clicked on the spanking emoji, and thought that although it was indecent, at least the little dumpling was cute and not lewd.

When Assistant Xu knocked on the door and entered, Yu Jingchen quickly stole the emoji and logged out of Weibo.

"Mr. Yu, here's the meeting agenda for tomorrow morning." Assistant Xu handed over the documents, glanced at the brightly lit "Weibo APP" on Yu Jingchen's phone screen, and then thought for a moment, "The meeting location is quite close to the filming location of 'Star Wars 3,' about an hour's drive away."

Yu Jingchen paused as he turned the page, then stood up and said, "Go now."

Half an hour later, Assistant Xu drove off, while Yu Jingchen, sitting in the back seat, received a WeChat message from Fu Yanle.

Little Lucky Bag: [Brother Chen, have you seen my splendor today?]

Yu Jingchen replied: [I have seen it. The dance is beautiful, seamless, and deeply moving. (Thumbs up.jpg)]

Little Lucky Bag: [Brother Chen, your standards are as high as your looks. (Panda wagging its butt.jpg)]

Yu Jingchen paused, then, taking advantage of the traffic light, showed the stolen emoji to Assistant Xu. "In your opinion, would sending this emoji offend him?"

Assistant Xu adjusted his glasses and said, "In my opinion, no. These kinds of emojis are very common; girlfriends, couples, and friends often send them to each other."

Seeing that Yu Jingchen was still pondering, he added, "President Yu, occasionally sending playful emojis can help grow and progress your relationship. You are too serious and formal, and Young Master Fu will also put on airs in front of you, afraid of offending you."

Upon hearing this, Yu Jingchen recalled Fu Yanle after he had been drinking.

One of the top comments is quite right: "Innocent yet seductive, flirtatious yet pure."

On the other side, Fu Yanle had finished washing up and was browsing his WeChat Moments while lying on his small bed.

Lu Minghe posted a photo on his WeChat Moments, featuring a row of beautiful legs and women in black and white stockings. The old man, with his sharp eyes, quickly guessed that this little bastard was indulging in debauchery, and thus posted a hellishly vile comment: "You son of a bitch, I'll interrupt you, JR!"

Xiao Lu: [Let it end, let it end, let me and the Lu family line end together. (Amen.jpg)]

A grandfather and grandson got into a fight and started exchanging insults about each other's entire families.

Fu Yanle watched the dog-chasing saga with amusement until his phone vibrated. He exited his WeChat Moments and saw a message from Yu Jingchen.

Chen Ge: [(Spanking.gif)]

"Huh?" Fu Yanle looked at the commotion with some surprise. After looking at it three times, he sighed softly and closed his eyes with pity.

Men in the world certainly have their own ways of being charming, and Yu Jingchen is no exception.

After getting slightly tipsy from the hotpot dinner last time, he said some things he shouldn't have to to Yu Jingchen, and Yu Jingchen also revealed his true colors as a man. So now, his brotherly image of Yu Jingchen has been shattered by half.

Fu Yanle rolled over, changing from a prone position to a lying position, and replied: 【(Butt sticking out - red butt.gif)】

"Goose, goose, goose, goose!"

When Tang Wanbai came out of the bathroom, she saw Fu Yanle writhing in pain with a goose-like laugh. "Yanle, what's wrong?"

"Nothing much," Fu Yanle turned her head, "I was chatting with my older brother at home."

“You have an older brother? They seem to have a very good relationship.” Tang Wanbai said enviously, “I’m an only child and I don’t have much contact with my relatives. I’ve always wanted an older or younger brother since I was little.”

Fu Yanle comforted him, saying, "Brotherly bonds are cultivated in past lives; we must let things take their course."

“That’s true.” Tang Wanbai did a backflip onto the bed, rolled neatly into the covers, took out his phone and entered Xuandu TV. He hadn’t watched the duet dance from tonight yet.

Fu Yanle looked at him as if he were an automatic rolling machine, and when he looked down, he found that Yu Jingchen had already replied.

Chen Ge: [Is it convenient for you to come out?]

Huh? Fu Yanle replied: [What's wrong?]

Chen Ge: [I'll be passing by the filming location in about half an hour, bringing you some ice cream puffs.]

Eating dessert at night is practically against the virtues of "beauty," but who can blame him for being so hard to gain weight? Fu Yanle immediately replied: [Received, mission accomplished, supplies successfully delivered to our side!]

After Yu Jingchen sent the meeting address, Fu Yanle straightened up, did a front flip, and landed lightly. Amid Tang Wanbai's bewildered gaze, he rushed into the bathroom, and came out after changing his clothes, putting on the hoodie, while Tang Wanbai looked even more bewildered.

“…Yan Le?” Tang Wanbai turned to the side, raised her leg and pressed it against her face. “Do you sleep in the dark because you’re afraid of the wind?”

Fu Yanle looked up, somewhat struggling to find his eyes hidden under his legs, and explained, "My brother came to see me, I have to go out for a bit later."

"Okay." Tang Wanbai suppressed her envy. "Be careful when you go out later, don't get photographed."

Fu Yanle sprayed some perfume on his wrist. "My assistant is a modern all-rounder. Avoiding the camera is a piece of cake for her."

"Your assistant is so beautiful, she's like she's from a completely different dimension from my assistant." Tang Wanbai stared intently at Fu Yanle as she twirled under the perfume. "But you're so sophisticated, wearing perfume so late at night."

Fu Yanle stopped spinning, suddenly realizing he was being too refined, disrupting the original beauty. He thought for a moment, and only one possibility came to mind—

“My brother is really good-looking, which is probably the subtle rivalry between males.”

Being male himself, Tang Wanbai immediately accepted this possibility.

Half an hour later, fully armed Fu Yanle walked out of the VIP room with the same gait as Jerry. Led by the butler, he dodged the cameras and successfully escaped to a corner by the back door.

The only thing left in the air was their cautious yet confident breathing. Just as Fu Yanle was about to successfully pass the test, the butler in front of him suddenly raised his hand.

Fu Yanle stopped what he was doing, tilted his head, and saw two figures standing next to the back door, and they looked somewhat familiar.

The butler said in a low voice, "It's Lin Qingtong and Meng Xinqiu."

"Good heavens," Fu Yanle replied in a breathy voice.

According to the timeline of the previous life, Meng Xinqiu used the identity of "senior colleague" to flirt with Lin Qingtong, intentionally or unintentionally flirting and confessing his feelings, while Lin Qingtong pretended not to understand, making Meng Xinqiu extremely anxious.

As the two men drew closer, the butler said in a low voice, "Are they going to do something inappropriate here?"

Fu Yanle said disdainfully, "There's no need to be so thirsty."

Among the three main characters, if Gu Jiming is a young and impetuous wolf, then Meng Xinqiu is an invincible tortoise, so he is the last one to have intimate relations with Lin Qingtong.

Seeing the two embrace, the butler couldn't help but let out a soft sigh. Just then, a series of hurried footsteps came from the other end, and the two huddled together even more lewdly, using the moonlight to make out the figure coming around from the other side—Gu Jiming.

"Wow!" Fu Yanle exclaimed, sounding like someone eating melon seeds, while also expressing some surprise.

In their past life, thanks to Meng Xinqiu's cunning and superb acting skills, Su Fengyao and Gu Jiming only discovered his relationship with Lin Qingtong at the very end. How come it happened so much earlier in this life? Is it because Gu Jiming already has a cuckold's horns on his forehead, so like attracts like and automatically guides him?

The two squatted in the melon field and watched as Gu Jiming rushed up and threw a punch, hitting Meng Xinqiu squarely in the side of the face, his voice booming like thunder!

Meng Xinqiu retreated in a sorry state, but his ambition as a man would not allow him to be beaten and scolded, so he angrily fought back!

Lin Qingtong and Oreo sandwiched each other between the two sides, and her words "Stop fighting!" successfully made them stop.

After a long standoff, Lin Qingtong covered her face in a disheveled state, tears streaming down her face.

Because of the distance and the lighting, the two chariots couldn't hear Lin Qingtong's words and were immediately anxious.

At that moment, a gust of cold wind blew by, and the two of them shivered at the same time. They turned around and met the eyes of An Shigou, who was walking up behind them with small, quick steps.

"..." An Shigou immediately uttered a phrase from the national anthem, "Fuck—"

The three people in the distance simultaneously felt a shiver run down their spines.

Lin Qingtong stopped crying, her voice trembling mournfully and comically in the air.

Gu Jiming turned around and said fiercely, "Who's there!"

Author's Note:

I saw a story at the flower market the other day that perfectly suited my taste, but it only had one chapter, and the author hadn't updated in a year! I'm dying of thirst for more! I hope I never encounter an author who leaves unfinished stories again!

Oh, my darlings, no update tomorrow, see you the day after tomorrow! *kiss*