Silly Stand-in and the Big Boss Agree to Marry

Synopsis: In a BL novel, the main character, a bookworm, faces three male leads who want him: a gentle preening man, a soft‑food-hard‑eating man, and a man who kicks out the real‑money patron...

Chapter 31 Rose Beauty

Chapter 31 Rose Beauty

After serious discussion, the cross-dressing team decided to schedule their live stream for Saturday night at 11 PM. This time coincides with the end of the second episode of "Star 3," which will both maintain the momentum of the second episode and, within the time limit stipulated for the punishment, also generate buzz for the third episode.

The live stream will be held in Fu Yanle's bedroom, using his live stream room on Xuandu TV. This is convenient, and it also allows him to complete his monthly live stream assignment.

Gou: [I'm on my way, almost there? Is that really okay? Is it really convenient? Will your brother think I'm a transvestite? Will he have the bodyguards kick me out? Will he leave me huddled alone in the cold wind?]

Fu Yanle was speechless. He replied: "My brother isn't here. It's okay if he comes back; he won't come into my bedroom. If you keep nagging, I'll hang you in the guardhouse!"

The butler knocked softly on the door and peeked in, saying, "Young Master Fu?"

Fu Yanle: "Please come in."

The housekeeper pushed open the slightly ajar door, walked over, placed the small round cup on the table, and said, "This is freshly made hot soy milk. Try it and see if you like it. If not, we can adjust the flavor next time."

"Thank you, it smells delicious." Fu Yanle took a bite and breathed a satisfied sigh. "Oh, by the way, An Shigou will be here soon. Remember to tell the gatekeeper not to stop him from leaving."

The butler said, "I've already said that."

Fu Yanle took off his headphones, tidied the cord, and casually asked, "What time will Brother Chen be back tonight?"

The butler said, "Mr. Wang is celebrating his birthday today, so you'll probably stay a little longer, but that depends on how long Mr. Wang can keep you entertained. What's wrong?"

Fu Yanle shook his head, "It's nothing, just showing concern."

Wang Ruizhe, with that awful character, would she drag Yu Jingchen into playing those inappropriate games?

Fu Yanle scrolled through his mouse, muttering to himself.

The butler, as if he had X-ray vision, said, "The master drinks at most, but he won't touch anything else."

"...It's okay if I touched it." Fu Yanle touched his nose and stared intently at the computer screen.

The butler chuckled upon hearing this, "Then I'll head out first."

What are you laughing at? It's so annoying!

Fu Yanle roughly rubbed his burning ears, then turned on his computer, leaned back in his chair, and opened his phone.

Xiao Lu: [Are you going to do a live stream in women's clothing tonight?]

Fu Yanle: [Yes, three minutes left.]

Xiao Lu: [Yu Jingchen didn't beat you up?]

Fu Yanle exclaimed "Huh?" and replied: 【Why is he peeling me? I'm not a carrot.】

Xiao Lu: [Big brother, you're dressed as a woman, doesn't he mind at all?]

Fu Yanle licked the bean paste off his lips and typed: [He's not here, and he doesn't know I'm going to wear women's clothes.]

When I discussed it with Yu Jingchen before, he only said he wanted to invite a friend to do a live stream in his bedroom, but he didn't mention that he would be dressed as a woman. Yu Jingchen didn't know any of this, so why would he mind?

Xiao Lu: [Oh well, whatever, I'm ready. (Tightens belt.jpg)]

Fu Yanle chuckled, opened the live stream, then got up, walked to the window, closed it, and returned to his seat to find the screen already filled with comments.

Holy crap! This face appeared so suddenly, it's like I'm absolutely terrified when I encounter ghosts, but this is just as stunning!

[Honey, I just finished watching the second episode and came right away! If it weren't for watching it live, I would definitely have watched it several times in a row! Are you planning to give us a big surprise every episode?!]

【I'm here! I'm here! A purple and white dog-headed butterfly! I'm Drunkard, I've arrived!】

[There were so many memorable moments in the second episode! I just went to a certain blog to follow the handsome guy, I'm a new fan!]

[The second episode was truly phenomenal! Although it was silly, it was amazing! Although it was humorous, it was also very heartwarming!]

...

Fu Yanle picked up his cup, took a sip, and said, "Calm down, my eyes are about to go blind. By the way, let me make this clear beforehand: no gifts are allowed in my live stream, and any gifts sent will be refunded. Gift effects are always off, except for the most esteemed 'Daddy Wang Ba,' you can't see any of the others."

How could I remain calm after seeing you? Not pulling my pants down on the spot was already an exhaustion of my life's restraint!

Don't get so close to the camera! My nose is acting up!

[Huh? Wasn't this supposed to be a duo livestream? Le, where's Gou?]

[Where are you in women's clothes? You little rascal, why are you wearing a bathrobe? Who gave you permission? Take it off!]

[Ahhh, that collarbone! So cute! I want to smash the screen and rush over to bite/lick it!]

...

"Gou is still rushing over. To strictly adhere to the broadcast time regulations, I'll chat with you guys for a bit first." Fu Yanle looked at the comments. "Crossdressing? Gou hasn't even appeared on screen yet, why should I take my clothes off first? Can't we be fair?"

As soon as he finished speaking, golden fireworks exploded across the screen, and a distinguished father, Wang Ba, landed in the live stream.

"Ha!" Fu Yanle clicked on the homepage of this domineering father. "Fu Yanle's real biological father? You surnamed Lu, don't come to my territory and cause trouble, or you'll lose your head."

Lu Minghe, whose identity was instantly exposed, threw down ten more golden fireworks.

Holy crap, 110,000 yuan went up in three seconds! Who's this rich dad?

[The one surnamed Lu? Is he Xiao Fu's friend?]

[I bet he's a sugar daddy? This old man isn't taking care of his health at this hour, he's watching a live stream? No wonder he's the face of the "Number One Little Duck."]

[Could he be Fu Yanle's rumored sugar daddy?]

[Where's your sugar daddy? Is this the only way you understand interpersonal relationships?]

...

“Not a friend, but my son.” Fu Yanle said in a normal tone, “Get out of my live stream, you filthy thing. You may be a small piece of trash, but you have a big reputation. All the sewage from Nandu can’t save your barren brain.”

Just as Fu Yanle finished his rant, ten more golden fireworks exploded, this time accompanied by a barrage of comments from Wang Ba: "[Enable voice communication!]"

"Yes, yes, yes." Fu Yanle obediently picked up the mouse. "My darlings, my sugar daddy is about to speak."

The next second, the microphone icon in the bottom right corner of the live stream lit up, and a young voice exploded along with the golden fireworks:

"Who are you calling an old man? Didn't your mother teach you how to talk? What kind of scumbag are you doing hiding behind the screen? My son is livestreaming, you can crawl in on your knees and kowtow twice and then get lost, what's with the bad luck? And what else? Is my son a gigolo? Even if he's an animal, he's still a peacock! The kind that can't live without displaying his feathers! If anyone spouts any more scumbag language, I'll verbally abuse them!"

Fu Yanle said with a smile, "Big Boss, have a drink of water and calm down."

Lu Minghe took a sip of water on the other end and said, "Alright, you can continue broadcasting."

[This guy has such a nice voice!]

[Listen to that aura! They're obviously a raccoon dog that lives on the same hill as our little Fu!]

[So protective and hot-tempered! I hereby declare—this little Lu brother is immediately entering my CP (couple) pairing, becoming the seventh character!]

[A hot-tempered, protective, and doting top vs. a spoiled and pampered beauty bottom – let's ship them!]

Should we return this gift too? It's 210,000 yen, honey!

...

“This is a gift from my son, I won’t return it.” Fu Yanle had just finished speaking when he heard a knock on the door. He immediately said, “If I’m not mistaken, it should be your servants. Please wait a moment.”

It took Yu Jingchen a tremendous amount of effort to get Wang Ruizhe, who was twice as old as him, completely drunk. As soon as he was free, he quickly found a quiet corner and opened Fu Yanle's live stream.

The screen hesitated for two seconds before actually displaying him.

"..." Yu Jingchen immediately spent money to become the most prestigious King Ba Dad, and successfully entered the live broadcast room with his money power.

The screen was filled with comments, but the chair in front of the camera was empty. Yu Jingchen waited patiently for half a minute before there was finally movement behind the screen.

What appeared in the frame was a large white bow. As this unidentified object slowly moved backward, it finally became clear—

The first unidentified object to appear was none other than An Shigou. He was wearing a black base with white accents on a maid dress, a stubborn white bow at the collar, and a thin white lace band around his long, fair neck.

The pink wig looked so youthful, the two braids on his chest looked so playful, and the two light pink bows at the ends of the braids looked so lively. But the most striking thing was the light pink cat ears on his head.

An Shigou nervously clasped his hands together, his large fists pressed against his chest, his arms flowing and powerful. Then, he raised his arms, simultaneously lifting his two index fingers to stiffly form an incredibly ugly heart shape.

Her lips, painted with Barbie pink lipstick, parted slightly, and she chuckled.

[...Help! My eyes! I'm blind! Hahahaha!]

[Hey, aren't you wearing the wrong ones? You should be wearing dog ears, lol—sorry, I really couldn't resist.]

A thrill of forcing someone into prostitution is overwhelming! What a muscular Barbie!

【I want this pink maid! She'll give me 10086 kisses tonight!】

...

Yu Jingchen frowned, his eyes stinging.

[Where's Xiao Fu? Where's Xiao Fu? The clay sculpting powder is here!]

[Xiao Fu's first time dressed as a woman! I'm here with a washbasin!]

There are only two possible outcomes: either you'll be spitting and crying, or you'll laugh until you pee. My bucket is ready.

...

Yu Jingchen stared intently at his phone screen, turned off the live chat, and in the quiet moments of waiting, he sensed a lively breathing and heartbeat, as vibrant as pink cat ears.

Whether it was a few seconds or those few seconds stretched into countless breaths, a vibrant color suddenly appeared behind the screen.

Fu Yanle wore a light purple halter-neck dress, the silk fabric smooth and soft, lazily clinging to his fair skin. A small, pale red rose chain clasped on his shoulder, while a matching chain gently wrapped around his neck. A green branch plucked from the necklace, adorned with a rose, nestled in the hollow of his delicate collarbone.

The elaborate and luxurious rose earrings rest lazily on the earlobes.

To complement the long dress, Fu Yanle wore a French retro perm. The black ends of his hair neatly fell behind him, making his straight shoulders appear as white as snow and his swan-like neck as warm as jade. As the camera moved up, his dark eyebrows and red lips revealed a gentle smile.

“Bonsoir.” Fu Yanle rested his chin on his hand, raising an eyebrow slightly. “Mon bébé.”

"..."

Yu Jingchen, clutching his phone, suddenly leaned back, slumped into the sofa chair, and drifted into a brief yet everlasting dream—

The chandelier above is also an exquisite and complex French retro style. The soft white light gradually makes people dizzy, and the gold chain on the lamp has turned into roses. The lamp holder in the middle has turned around and become Eros dressed in purple and red.

[It's so spicy! My eyes are popping out! It's so spicy it's making my skin crack!]

Holy crap... our Xiao Fu's face is just... truly, beauty is androgynous!

[The "dad fan" immediately severed ties with Xiao Fu, declaring, "From today onwards, I'm Xiao Fu's boyfriend fan!"]

[I'm willing to be the dream girl! Tonight, I'm going to dominate Xiao Fu for three hundred rounds!]

[I'll turn that French phrase into a ringtone later, and listen to it morning and night, every day, before bed, while showering... In short, Xiao Fu and I have already covered every nook and cranny.]

[Oh, my useless body! Grow, grow, please grow!]

...

"Don't drive!" Fu Yanle said, playing with the end of his hair with a righteous expression. "If you bring over the safety little guardians later, I won't protect you. You'll all need to get your brains cleaned up."

"Why are we in completely different styles?" An Shigou slammed his fist on the table. "Didn't you say you'd dress up as a woman with me?"

"I don't even have women's clothing yet?" Fu Yanle turned his head, a half-smile on his face. "You don't think women's clothing equals maid outfit, do you? Oh my, this little boy knows so much, hehehe."

"Damn it, don't turn around!" An Shigou slapped Fu Yanle's face, writhing in pain: He really didn't want to see the hashtag #AnShigou stares at Fu Yanle, nosebleed streaming down his face# trending on social media!

Fu Yanle exclaimed, "Ouch! Why did you hit me? My face is very valuable. You can't afford to pay for it if you damage it."

Holy crap! Fu, you're so cute!

That voice gave me goosebumps.

[Poor little Gougou, at such a timid age, encountered irresistible beauty and temptation. Please transfer this pain to me; I'll bear it!]

[Xiao An's monkey-like face, sausage neck, and pig ears are so innocent and cute!]

[Holy crap, why is Xiao Fu, who's so beautiful, so assertive in front of Gou Gou? Is this the charm of a beautiful, assertive woman?!]

...

"Alright, let's go through the process," Fu Yanle said. "From now on, we'll pick ten comments. If they're questions, we'll answer them; if they're requests, we'll fulfill them. Once we've completed the process, we'll go home."

“Yes.” An Shigou’s tone was cold. “Not a second more.”

As soon as he finished speaking, another twenty golden fireworks exploded.

Fu Yanle exclaimed, "Yah!" "Another domineering dad, let me take a look." He clicked on this person's homepage and saw "Little Lucky Bag's Purple Lucky Plate" in front of his eyes.

This nickname… Fu Yanle’s lips curled up slightly, “The allure of money is immense.”

He flicked his wrist, tossed his hair, and the delicate red jade chain on his wrist swayed gently.

"I chose you for my first client."

Author's Note:

Damn! Da Yu is so lucky, I'm so jealous!