Chapter 87 Officially Announcing Boyfriend

"Oh?" Yu Jingchen smiled faintly. "So you hold a grudge against Lou Beiming for exposing your lie?"

"How could that be!" Fu Yanle's expression immediately changed. "I do hold a grudge against him for making you angry. If I were the mastermind, then he would be an accomplice. Everyone who makes you angry is my enemy, including me. I will always be Apollo Yu Jingchen's creator and protector of pleasure!"

Yu Jingchen couldn't help but pinch his cheek and whispered, "How can you be so cute, hmm?"

"Because I am the embodiment of sweetness and cuteness," Fu Yanle said shyly. "This is my most authentic persona."

Yu Jingchen smiled and agreed, reaching out to rub Fu Yanle's waist, "Are you still feeling unwell?"

"It's not uncomfortable, just a little sore, like I've done a thousand crunches." Fu Yanle paused, then suddenly reached out and pressed down on Yu Jingchen's hand, then extended a finger and pushed Yu Jingchen's hand down to his waist.

"It hurts here." He shifted his hips.

Yu Jingchen recalled the scene he saw last night when he applied medicine to Fu Yanle: red marks covered the plump, soft flesh, creating a kind of messy, decaying beauty. His Adam's apple bobbed as he gently massaged Fu Yanle's skin, saying in a hoarse voice, "I checked it again this morning, and it's still a bit red. I'll give you a warm compress and some medicine tonight, and it'll be better by tomorrow."

"Okay." Fu Yanle nuzzled against his neck affectionately. "Are you going to work today?"

Yu Jingchen said, "I have to go to the company later. I don't know if I'll be back by noon. If I'm not back by 12:30, you'll have to eat by yourself, okay?"

"Okay." Fu Yanle curled up her legs, placed her feet on Yu Jingchen's thighs, and gently rubbed the soles of her feet back and forth a couple of times.

"What are you doing?" Yu Jingchen reached out and pressed his palm against the back of his foot.

Fu Yanle said with a grin, "It's fun!"

Yu Jingchen found Fu Yanle increasingly childlike and adorable, and he liked this change, seeing it as a sign of their growing intimacy. Therefore, he selfishly hoped that this intimacy was unique, that no one else in the world could offer Fu Yanle such a relationship.

*

After Yu Jingchen went to work, Fu Yanle rolled around on the spot and then crawled back into bed for a nap.

When Fu Yanle woke up again, it was almost noon. He took out his phone to play games, but found a missed call from An Shigou. It was past eight in the morning.

So this filthy thing was the culprit that woke him up!

Fu Yanle did not call back immediately. Instead, he opened WeChat and decided to send a 100-word essay to attack An Shigou. He found several WeChat messages.

Gou: [Still sleeping? I told you to go out and play, and you didn't even know you got photographed!]

Wanwan: [Ahhh, Yanle, you've been exposed! The marketing accounts have moved netizens' analysis posts to Weibo! But they really are a perfect match! Even their backs exude a "we're a match made in heaven" vibe, aww!]

Xiao Lu: [What happened? You didn't even know you were being secretly filmed? How can you two be so uncooperative? Did you do it on purpose, or did your brother Chen do it on purpose?]

Fu Yanle casually sent out three "read" emojis, then quickly opened Weibo and, sure enough, saw himself trending on Weibo.

#Fu Yanle's Boyfriend#

I'm heartbroken all day because of Fu Gou: [They really are a perfect match.]

The following pictures are various photos of two people from behind that were secretly taken last night with the deliberate indulgence of Fu Yanle and Yu Jingchen, as well as a picture of Yu Jingchen's beautiful hand wearing the same ring as Fu Yanle.

"Not bad, not bad, they really match well, hehehe." Fu Yanle saved two of the photos of them holding hands from behind, and then clicked on the comments section.

[What does this mean? Overnight, all seven major love triangles ended in tragedy. Even shipping a 1v1 couple wouldn't be this devastating!]

Fu Yanle sighed, "This is what you call a great opportunity, a great risk, and a great loss."

Although I hate to admit it... it's definitely Fu Gou in the picture, the rings are indeed the same style, and their hands are genuinely clasped together, not photoshopped...

[I'm really going to cry, okay? This boyfriend does look handsome and has a great presence from behind, but there are so many jerks these days, I hope Xiao Fu won't be fooled!]

However, will Xiao Fu be fooled? He's not naive, and if he were, he'd probably brag about it to death, right?

[Same worries as mom fans: Although Xiao Fu has explosive fighting power, he's really straightforward and naive; his personality makes him so easy to fool!]

"Huh?" Fu Yanle scratched his head, feeling that these fierce women who usually cursed him as a scumbag and a dead dog online were actually quite heartwarming.

[I really think someone like Xiao Fu needs to find a mature and gentle person who will pamper and cherish him. I hope this person will truly love my darling, sob sob.]

[The neighbors have been digging for ages, but they still haven't found out who this boyfriend is. He's probably not in the entertainment industry?]

I know I shouldn't pry into people's private lives, but I really want to know who her boyfriend is! I'm going crazy!

"Next door?" Fu Yanle exited the trending topics, searched for keywords, and found the post exposing her boyfriend.

[From the pictures, we can deduce the following: Fu Yanle is around 181cm tall, so her boyfriend's height is estimated to be between 190-193cm; judging from the back view, her boyfriend has broad shoulders, a narrow waist, long arms, and long legs, and not only does he not have a forward head posture, but his posture is also excellent, exuding a particularly aristocratic air; her boyfriend has clean and neat short black hair, the kind of hair a domineering CEO would have in a novel, ruling out men with permed or dyed hair; judging from the ring picture, her boyfriend's hands are very beautiful, with typical, classic cool-toned fair skin.]

"Wow!" Fu Yanle exclaimed in admiration, "Your analysis is absolutely correct!"

Height and fair skin alone can filter out 95% of applicants (excluding obscure, unknown celebrities, but those who meet these criteria shouldn't be considered obscure); none of the currently popular male stars meet all of these criteria.

[They're most likely someone outside the entertainment industry, and judging from their demeanor and bearing, they're definitely not an ordinary person.]

[Everyone, don't forget that Fu is a sucker for good looks. He likes women who are as good-looking as him, so you can all leave now. He's definitely a high-quality guy outside the entertainment industry.]

[A firsthand account: My boyfriend was wearing a mask, so I couldn't see his whole face, but his eyebrows and eyes were absolutely stunning. Judging from the bridge of his nose and the bridge of his nose, he's definitely a top-tier handsome man. His jawline is well-defined, his face shape is perfect, and his neck is long… in short, his appearance is unbeatable. Then there's his beautiful voice—elegant, magnetic, yet refreshing—it sounds very sophisticated, like he has the aura of wealth. Finally, he has a very strong presence, the kind that keeps strangers at bay, but you can tell he's very affectionate and doting towards Fu Yanle; it seems like he only has eyes for Fu Yanle!]

Wow! Fu Yanle was especially happy and gave this comment a thumbs up.

[This voice description... could it be my "Brother Chen"?!]

[Wow, sis, you've got a whole new way of thinking! Isn't Chen Ge just an outsider with a nice voice and lots of money?!]

[Does everyone remember Fu praising his older brother's appearance, even calling him a walking aphrodisiac? Could we possibly combine this older brother with Chen Ge...?]

[I really believe it! I'll always remember that day when he did the crossdressing livestream. Xiao Fu's ears turned red after hearing Chen Ge's voice; he was clearly like a lovesick young man!]

[Speaking of cross-dressing livestreams, I suddenly remembered something! Gou mentioned in an interview that she was livestreaming from Le's bedroom that day. Le used to livestream from his bedroom when he was on Xuandu TV, but the layouts of the two bedrooms are different!]

"Damn." Fu Yanle scratched his head. The internet's memory is indeed very deep!

[After piecing together the timeline and organizing the various clues, it's 99% likely to be Brother Chen. See my homepage for details!!!]

"Mmm-hmm!" Fu Yanle immediately clicked on the netizen's homepage.

[Regarding 99%: ① During the crossdressing livestream, Xiao Fu told Chen Ge, "Don't drink too much, go home early," so Xiao Fu knows Chen Ge's whereabouts very well? And which "home" is this? ② Xiao Fu has so many couples, both top and bottom, why did he specifically emphasize "wealthy" instead of "submission"? Isn't it because this couple is the most special? If the others are fake, then this one? ③ Since Xiao Fu isn't Song Da Meiren's, then who left the hickey that was photographed that day? Gou said in an interview that it was too late on the day of the livestream, so he stayed at Xiao Fu's house and even had brunch. This shows that from the livestream to the audition, the two of them were together. So, besides Gou, the only person who could have given Xiao Fu a hickey was Xiao Fu's "family"! Every point could be Chen Ge, no matter how many! And don't forget their love song, "La Vie en Rose," sung only for one person—what else could this be but love!]

"Ahhh, it's love!" Fu Yanle generously gave it a thumbs up, rolled around in bed, and opened the comments section.

So if it really was Brother Chen, then that dog Fu Yanle was already with Brother Chen back then, and even living together???

"Yes, why not?"

[I'll add the remaining 1%! Sisters, please click on the segment in episode 3 of Star Journey where Xiao Fu and Gou pass paper notes. There's a comment with the ID "Xiao Fu Bao's Purple Rich Plate," which is exactly the same ID as Chen Ge's on Xuan Du TV! Then, after Xiao Fu and Gou receive the paper notes, this ID posts "Rich is real"... This! Isn't this just jealousy?!]

“…Wow!” Fu Yanle gasped.

What kind of amazing person is this? They managed to see the ID even with the comments scrolling so fast!

My phone vibrated; Tang Wanbai's WeChat message appeared at the top of the screen.

Wanwan: [Wow, Yanle, you forgot to switch accounts while you were eating melon seeds! You even liked two posts?! (covers mouth)]

“…Oops.” Fu Yanle scratched his head and replied: [I forgot, but it’s okay.]

He opened his homepage and quickly posted a new Weibo post.

The stunningly beautiful Fu Yanle: [My boyfriend is an incredibly handsome man, a perfect gentleman with high moral character, excellent grades, and outstanding achievements. Our relationship is stable, so I'm officially announcing it.]

Below is a picture of Yu Jingchen's back as he cooks potato and tomato noodles.

Yu Jingchen smiled, liked Fu Yanle's new Weibo post with his personal account, and then went to the comments section.

Fu Yanle's dog: [Holy crap! Lele, you're so awesome! Damn, you have to be in love with your boyfriend forever! If he ever bullies you, I'll fucking flaunt it to death! (crying and laughing)]

Little Lucky Bag replied to this comment: 【Wow, I'm touched by your thoughtfulness, but I can't resist your power. (Mwah)】

Fu Yanle's Curly Hair: [I was still reading the analysis post next door, and I didn't expect Lele to make it official! Wow! But what does "three highs, three good qualities, and three awesomenesses" mean? (scratching head)]

Little Lucky Bag replied to this comment: [Three Highs: Tall stature, high standards, and high aspirations. Three Goods: Good person, good taste, and good to me. Three Awesomes: Awesome ability (in any aspect), awesome looks, and the ability to make me swoon is even more awesome! (Offering fafa)]

Yu Jingchen raised an eyebrow slightly. "High? In any aspect?"

He gave that reply a thumbs up.

Author's Note:

Da Yu: Thank you for the compliment. I will continue to work hard. (humble)