You paused for a moment, then slowly began to speak.

"What I'm about to say will confuse gay men."

[Chu Heshang: "???"]

"What do you mean, Senior Yun? Why don't I understand?"

[“That’s right, you don’t understand!” You start to shoo him away: “Chu Nan, it’s been so many years, you’re not getting any younger, it’s time to find a wife, stop bothering me all the time, even a senior has a private life.”]

You earnestly advised, "When I was your age..."

You paused for a moment, realizing you were about three years younger than him.

But it doesn't matter, Yunba lived to be almost four hundred years old.

"When I was your age, I already knew about the pleasures of sex. You can try it, and you'll understand. I really didn't suffer any torment."

"On the contrary, I'm perfectly healthy now!"

[You were pale, your eyes were cloudy with dark circles, your gaze was unfocused, you looked listless, and you spoke with a hunched back.]

[Chuhe Shang: I don't believe it.]

You scoffed, went back to your room, grabbed a clump of water droplets, and tossed it over: "Use this cup, go back and try it yourself!"

Chu He was speechless. "You can barely stand, yet you insist on walking towards the water spirits..."

"Senior Yun, how can you be so dissolute?"

"How could it not be?" Yun Shou's head ached from looking at it.

Eight months, eight consecutive months—it's not just that the worms are invading your brain; you're practically turning into a machine.

"Damn you, Ninth Brother, are you going to die of pleasure in bed?"

"You died so easily, how are your eight older brothers going to feel about that?"

Chu He left, heartbroken and helpless.

In 2997, during the eleventh month of your arrival in the Water Spirit Clan's territory, Xixi finally emerged from seclusion and rescued you from the ruthless clutches of your sisters, mother, and grandmother, who were on the verge of death.

"How could you be so cruel!" Xixi cried, heartbroken. "In the three days we were together, he only let me gain twelve pounds."

"But now, you've gained twenty pounds in just one day! How can he possibly handle that?!"

[Xixi's mother, weeping, faced with her daughter's accusation, said aggrievedly, "He insisted."]

"Do you really want me to squeeze you dry?!"

"He insisted!"

[The King of Water silently retracted his condensed, azure limbs.]

[Features include limb indentation, rotation, suction cups, and dozens of other special functions.]

[He left expressionlessly, muttering, "So-so."]

Six months later, once you had recovered enough, you left the Water Spirit Clan.

[This won't do! These nagging, man-eating, and harmful creatures... If you don't leave soon, you're really going to die under these peach blossoms.]

"The Water King, who has lived for 3,300 years, is truly formidable. Dealing with one of him is comparable to dealing with ten of Xixiqi's mothers!"

[You didn't leave empty-handed. In fact, during these six months of recuperation, the Water King, Wuhuhu, designed a composite ice-water avatar for you.]

[This will slightly increase your combat power; you can use water and ice to create a freezing effect.]

This is an advanced theory of elemental force reaction!

In 1998, you returned to the Yunyang Realm and used your accumulated battle merits, which you had intended to exchange for the "Extreme Dao Flower," to buy some "Summoning Yuan Fruits."

[Song Xiaohu is still a Grandmaster at the peak of his cultivation. He has lived more than half his lifespan over these many years, but he can only sense the existence of primordial energy.]

[You hit him with three fruits before Song Xiaohu officially broke through to the Innate Realm.]

[But you advised him against ascending: "The situation in the Azure Domain is very tense. A holy war could break out at any moment. At that time, a mere Xiantian cultivator would truly die like a mosquito, utterly worthless!"]

"You can stay here at the Yuan Crystal Barrier for now. The rate at which Yuan Crystals regenerate is fast enough for you to cultivate to the mid-late stage of the Innate Realm."

Song Xiaohu shook his head: "Brother Yun Shou, you have always been the person I admire most. I want to become a powerful Celestial Being like you, I want to become a hegemon, and reverse the demonic transformation within you!"

He resolutely went to the Azure Domain.

[You considered waiting a few more years before letting Song Xiaohu ascend, but the last simulation told you: the Holy War lasted for over a hundred years, and Song Xiaohu wouldn't last that long.]

Rather than letting him break through during the Holy War and participate in the battle as a novice, it's better to let him start developing now.

You sometimes think: "Perhaps decades from now, the aged Little Tiger Head will be weak-willed and, after breaking through, will choose to remain in the Cloud Realm, where he can live longer. Right now, he still has the drive to fight for a future, but he might die much sooner."

"Forget it." You're exhausted. You're just a second-realm invincible being whose future has been destroyed; you can't even fight someone in the third realm.

"I can't do anything."

[Afterwards, you learned about many other things that had happened in the Yunyang Realm over the years.]

Your two guardian deities passed away one after the other more than ten years ago, dying of old age.

Besides the "Three Heroes of Yunyang," several other Innate Realm individuals have emerged in this world, but there is no fourth Celestial Realm expert yet.

[One of them was born a Wu Kingdom person. You are not familiar with him. After accumulating 200 battle merits, he chose to retire and return to the Great Desert to pioneer a path of martial arts transmission, connecting and beginning to assimilate the desert people and the grassland people.]

The sparsely populated red-haired, white-browed race (Chapter 69) was entirely incorporated into the Three Kingdoms. Now, the Three Kingdoms are almost indistinguishable, martial arts are flourishing, and everything is thriving.

As for the giant island region, the innate cultivator felt he couldn't teach it well, and it was too far away, so he planned to leave it for his descendants to subdue.

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