In a world of pure martial arts, Yun Shou initially believed he could only live an ordinary life with the weak cheat he possessed.
That was until the age of fourteen, when he obtained a secon...
"I've never hit him that hard before, how dare you!"
Sect Master Tao Ming: "You want martial arts resources, right? Stop humiliating the Dao Sect, here you go!"
[You couldn't hold back: With your meager martial arts resources... you're practically begging from the emperor with a bowl of pure gold, aren't you?]
At this moment, your divine will manifests, fragments of shattered time flashing like streaks of light behind your head. A colorless giant, formed from your inner energy, stands firmly on the earth. You stand on the giant's shoulders, unfurling your impenetrable golden body. The furnace of your vital energy roars, silencing the incessant chatter of thousands of Dao Sect disciples!
"Hand those people over, don't make me say it a third time!"
"So cool!"
【You take that Dao Sect deacon and related personnel and leave, making them pay the price for their mistakes!】
[…One day, you saw Xu Ruohai on the street having several custom-made fake penises with menacing barbs, which he then coated with layers of medicated oil and chili oil.]
[You're thinking to yourself, "This old man's wife is getting on in years, is she really going to take this so far? Or does your loyal right protector actually have some little-known quirk?"]
You followed them, not out of any other reason than pure curiosity.
[You saw Xu Ruohai sneak into the room of the new Qinghe Four Heroes? Holy crap, he actually has this kind of relationship with that gay guy, how disgusting!]
Then you realize you've misunderstood him.
Xu Ruohai opened the secret arsenal of the new Four Heroes and placed the custom-made fake weapons inside.
At this time, the Dao Sect's deacons and others were still being punished in the basement.
"What a petty person!" Yun Shou said disdainfully. "How can Xu Ruohai ever amount to anything in the future?"