[In a desolate wilderness, just as you restored the status of that famous domestic monkey and before you could awaken its memories, the Three-Eyed True Lord jumped out from behind you.]

"Your Majesty, please allow me to tease this wild monkey a little."

[At this point, the monkey has regained its original form and is much smarter than an average adult. It often dreams of things it cannot understand, but it is still essentially a monkey.]

[At this moment, he's holding onto a branch from a nearby tree and swinging it around in the air, testing his technique.]

Erlang, however, somehow produced a peach, then used his magic to create a monkey. He made the magical monkey perform a bottom dance, and after it finished, it knelt down and bowed to him, calling out "Father!" Erlang then rewarded the monkey with the peach.

[So the still-unawakened Monkey King imitated the movements, twisting and turning, and even managed to utter a muffled "Hu Qing" sound.]

"Why does it feel like your roles have been reversed?"

Although his accent wasn't perfect, Erlang still patted him approvingly on the head and rewarded him with a banana.

Then he bowed to you and said, "Thank you, Your Excellency!"

This wasn't just a simple prank; more accurately, it was a way to liven things up, to make the gods, who had been resurrected after countless years, realize that they had indeed come back to life.

[At the same time, I was also subtly testing your temperament, whether you are rigid or approachable. Seeing your amused expression, Erlang breathed a sigh of relief.]

Some of the other gods following behind you hadn't anticipated this step. Looking at the monkey munching on the clay, they felt a pang of regret.

[Damn it! Why didn't they think of doing this?!]

Several people even secretly glanced at the Jade Emperor.

[Although they didn't dare to do it themselves, they could use their magic to manipulate mortals, making those mortal buyers give the square-faced delivery rider dozens or even hundreds of negative reviews, and then watch him writhe in pain on the ground.]

[Or perhaps you could deliberately tip a few dozen yuan to make your former boss ecstatic and call you "Dad."]

However... it was too late!

Some opportunities, once missed, are irreversible; some deities, once awakened, can never be restored.

[Damn it! We lost so much money!]

[Wait until the monkey finishes eating the peach, then restore his memory.]

After Sun Wukong fully regained his memories, his entire monkey body visibly turned reddish-brown, and he grabbed the tree branch he had previously picked up and hurled it at Erlang!

In this primordial world, when the Monkey King wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace, he was already a Taiyi Loose Immortal. After being bestowed the title of Fighting Saint Buddha, he leaped even higher, becoming one of the first Taiyi Golden Immortals, below the Quasi-Saint level.

Although Erlang Shen, who had fought him for many rounds, had also improved, he was still some distance from becoming a Taiyi Golden Immortal, and couldn't compare to the Monkey King after his major upgrade.

"You wild monkey, did you waste your time cultivating Buddhahood?"

"Three-eyed! Today, I, Old Sun, will renounce my monastic vows and beat you, the Jade Emperor's nephew, into your obedient dog!"

In the blink of an eye, Erlang was covered in bumps and had become the second senior disciple.

This scene made many powerful figures behind you tremble with fear, and any thoughts of scheming against certain colleagues faded away.

If I really have to deal with those old rivals, I should at least pick someone I can handle.

Otherwise, you'll end up like Erlang Shen, making others a laughingstock, only to find yourself becoming a laughingstock yourself in the blink of an eye.

The interaction between the monkey and Erlang was more like playful banter; like two lively characters, they enlivened the atmosphere in a unique way, bringing a touch of life to the immortals who had been silent for countless millennia.

The monkey's fierce gaze swept over the immortals behind you, and he kicked each one who was inferior to him: "Forget him completely, or else—don't blame me for being merciless with my iron cudgel and smashing you all into a stupor!"

However, he simply ignored quasi-saints like the Three Immortal Maidens of Sanxiao; this monkey was far more mature than when he was first born.

After warning the deities who had watched him make a fool of himself, the monkey finally bowed and thanked you.

[After that, I didn't say much, just followed behind you and joined the main group, while I started to calculate in my mind.]

Although the previous embarrassing behavior was done by a mountain monkey and had nothing to do with Sun Wukong, it was ultimately the same monkey.

[Besides, what's done is done. You can't expect those guys to forget. The only way to salvage the situation is... to make even more people look worse than him!]

Your next target is a certain fat, greasy-faced leader.

Its true spirit is Tianpeng.

When the monkey extracted its memories, donned an official uniform, wore a disciplinary committee armband, and shouted that the "double regulation" (a form of internal party discipline) had appeared, the stench of urine could be smelled from eighty meters away.

"This pig's head really is a pig!" Sun Wukong sneered. "Even if he becomes a human, he's not human at all. His ass is filthy! He's full of filth!"

[In half a day, you traveled across the entire planet, awakening 231 gods, among whom Chang'e's awakening was particularly awkward.]

"My goodness, I never expected this. Back then, I wasn't planning on letting the spiritual energy of heaven and earth revive. I accidentally became someone's top-ranked player and even had an offline PK."

"This guy's rice noodles have hit rock bottom."

"What if she wakes up with her memories intact..."

You waved your hand, ripping Chang'e's true spirit out of the female internet celebrity's soul, and erased her memories of this life.

[No other meaning intended, this is better for everyone.]

[If she's well, you're well, and the Three Immortals are well too.]

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