Jiang Yueyang, a 21st-century office worker, died from a cerebral infarction after working overtime and staying up late. In her dying moments, she bound to a 'Gossip System'.
She then...
Everyone present nodded secretly, it was very unreasonable!
[Because the bride had crushed a man to death before, she was afraid of crushing the third prince to death. So, she wanted to feed the third prince fat before having the wedding night.
However, although she did not eat the Third Prince completely, she kissed him all over his upper body. (In fact, she originally kissed him all over his body, but after thinking about it, she decided to give him some respect.)
The third prince could only barely protect his first kiss. 】
Emperor Yuan: “…”
Civil and military officials: "..."
Jiang Yueyang: [...If that's the case, then the Third Prince is indeed not very clean. ]
The Third Prince: If someone gives me a knife, I will die!
The system hummed, "The Third Prince is so miserable. He is forced to eat a lot of food every day. He eats and then pukes, pukes and eats again. He is nothing like a human being!"
After finally escaping, he was captured and forced to serve in brothels.
If he hadn't met the Crown Prince's Junior Secretary, Lord You, who was there to catch the adulterer, the Third Prince would have really lost his virginity! 】
The Crown Prince's Junior Secretary: "..."
Hearing this, Jiang Yueyang said sympathetically: [Forget it, considering the Third Prince's misery, I'll just punish him lightly by making him dance for me as Little Daji. I won't let him clean the toilet anymore.]
The Third Prince: ??? What is Cosplay? It sounds better than cleaning the toilet...right?
Civil and Military Officials: Lord Xiao Jiang always blurts out some incomprehensible words from time to time. I really want to see some Cosplay
The Prince's Junior Secretary was about to breathe a sigh of relief when he saw that Jiang Yueyang had not noticed the "caught adulterer" incident.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Yueyang laughed, "Little melon, you just said that the crown prince's secretary went to the brothel to catch an adulterer. Come, tell me the details of Lord You catching an adulterer. 】
Civil and military officials: Lord Xiao Jiang is wise!
The third prince wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes and said, "Wuwuwu..." It's finally over.