Sold to a Fool by My Aunt, She Eats Wild Vegetables While I Eat

Cui Yulu, known as the jinx of Cui Family Village, is about to get married. Under the guise of doing what's best for her, her aunt accepts eight taels of silver from the Han family in the neigh...

Chapter 153 The Candied Hawthorn Stolen from the Child

"Oh dear, little girl, calm down. You know he's your man. Xia Lan'er didn't mean to hurt him. Please don't stab her anymore, okay? For the sake of me saving you, give this old man some face."

Seeing that the old man was relatively normal, Cui Yulu put away the silver needles, and Xia Lan'er finally felt no pain.

Xia Lan'er glared at Cui Yulu with hatred, got up from the stone bed, walked behind the old ghost, and accepted the old ghost's mockery.

"Rain and Dew, do you know the name of the man beside you?"

"name?"

The two asked in unison.

Cui Yulu genuinely doesn't remember Fu Xiaoyu's name, and Fu Xiaoyu also doesn't remember his own name; he believes the woman beside him is his wife.

"My wife, tell me my name."

Cui Yulu couldn't remember either, so she turned her gaze to the old ghost. He was the one who told her her name, so he must know her name too.

"Hey, why are you looking at me like that? I've only heard you mention Xiaoyu before, could that be his name?"

"Haha, Xiaoyu, isn't that a girl's name?"

Lai Guitou suddenly felt a cold light shooting down on his head.

He was so frightened that he quickly shut his mouth and stopped talking.

"It should be Xiaoyu, I remember that's the name."

After she finished speaking, she glanced at Fu Xiaoyu, who was also looking at her affectionately.

The sight of the two of them made Lai Guitou and Xia Lan'er so jealous they could grind their teeth.

"Since that's the case, your name is Yulu and his name is Xiaoyu, so from now on we're family. You two can get up now, it's my turn to sleep for a while."

Old Ghost Head has been meditating for more than half a month, and he misses his stone bed very much.

This stone bed is a naturally formed jade bed, which has a very good healing effect; otherwise, the two of them would have slept for a while longer.

Cui Yulu felt that her body had regained its strength, so she tried to get out of bed and walk around. Apart from feeling a little dizzy, she felt fine.

So she went to Fu Xiaoyu again.

"Shall I help you down?"

The tone was like coaxing a child, but Fu Xiaoyu didn't want to get out of bed at the moment; he just wanted to sit on the stone bed.

So she threw a little tantrum.

"No, I don't want to go down. I want to stay up here and not go down."

Cui Yulu had no choice but to comply: "Alright then, you stay upstairs while I go outside to take a look. You stay put by yourself."

After Cui Yulu finished speaking, she was about to go for a walk, but who knew that she would hear a thud behind her and Fu Xiaoyu would jump off the stone bed.

"I'm worried about you if I go with you."

Cui Yulu laughed when she saw his simple and honest appearance.

"Let's go out and take a look."

After the two left, Lai Guitou looked at Xia Lan'er and asked, "Who exactly are these two?"

"How would I know? When I saw them, they were both in the water. Who knows who they were?"

It turned out that after the two fell off Jade Mountain, they landed in an underground river at the bottom of the cliff. The water temperature in this underground river was higher than in other places, which kept the two of them warm and prevented them from freezing to death.

Xia Lan'er, who was chasing the man, happened to see them and called Old Ghost Head and Lai Ghost Head. It took them a lot of effort to rescue the two.

The two of them remained unconscious for more than half a month before waking up.

Upon waking up, one had amnesia and the other had become mentally impaired.

"Oh dear, what should I do if this is the first time I've ever wished I were an idiot?"

Xia Lan'er glanced at Lai Guitou, shook her head and said, "Even if you become an idiot, you still need that face that can turn the world upside down. With a face like yours, you'll be pitiful if you become an idiot, and you might even get trampled to death."

"You, Xia Lan'er, you old peacock, meeting you is the worst luck I've ever had."

Old Ghost Head yawned and said, "You two stop arguing and hurry up and go check on them. If their enemies come, you might be able to help them out."

"Master, please give me a break. Who would dare to approach that little girl with her silver needles? I'm not going. I'm still in pain."

Xia Lan'er rubbed the spot on her arm where she had been pricked, feeling a surge of displeasure. It was just a touch, why did they have to hit her so hard?

"Go now, if anything happens to them, I'll skin you two alive."

Old Ghost Head roared angrily.

"Master, is one of them your child? Is that why you're so concerned about them?"

"Enough with the nonsense, get lost."

As they were talking, a small stone flew out, but Lai Guitou nimbly dodged it.

"Didn't hit it, ugh, isn't that infuriating?"

Just as he was feeling smug, two more suddenly flew out and hit him squarely on the forehead, instantly swelling up into a large bloody bump, making his already somewhat comical appearance even more ridiculous and funny.

"Without your master around, how could you use hidden weapons to hurt people, especially by slapping them in the face? Don't you know that people make a living with their looks?"

"Then we'll starve to death."

Xia Lan'er couldn't help but burst into laughter like a pig. The old man's words were becoming increasingly vicious, deliberately hitting people where it hurt.

However, seeing Lai Guitou's discomfiture made her feel quite pleased.

"Hurry up and let's go. The master has already given us the task, what are you dawdling about?"

"Hmph, all you do is make sarcastic remarks. Now you should leave."

As they talked, the two walked out of the cave.

In fact, both of them are people with special skills. Not only these two, but everyone living here has a special ability. They came here because they were discriminated against by the world. Later, more and more people with special abilities gathered here, and it has now formed a small village.

Everyone who lives here is extraordinary.

Xia Lan'er's greatest skill is seduction. She exudes a special fragrance that can attract men with weak willpower.

In the end, it became her food, and was eventually discarded by her.

Lai Guitou, on the other hand, is skilled at escaping by hiding underground, and he is also extremely fast, able to travel eight hundred miles a day.

He can be described as the fastest man.

Of course, Cui Yulu only learned all of this later. At that time, she and Fu Xiaoyu were the odd ones out in this mysterious little village.

Since it was the first time anyone had seen them, and they didn't seem to have any special abilities, no one knew why the old ghost had taken them in.

Why are they looking at us?

Fu Xiaoyu looked at Cui Yulu with a puzzled expression and asked.

"They may not have seen us before and are just curious. Don't be afraid, I'm here to protect you."

Fu Xiaoyu nodded obediently, but suddenly his gaze fell on a child's hand, in which he was holding a string of candied hawthorns. The bright red candied hawthorns attracted Fu Xiaoyu's attention and also aroused his obsession.

"Give it to me, I want this."

To everyone's surprise, this adult actually reached out and snatched a candied hawthorn from a child's hand.

"What a pity that such a handsome person is an idiot."

"Exactly! Of all people to steal from, why did he have to steal from Xiao Huo? That guy is going to be in trouble."

Sure enough, as soon as the old woman finished speaking, Fu Xiaoyu caught fire.

"See if you'll still try to steal my candied hawthorns, hehe..."