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Chapter 38 Martial Arts Ceremony - Interview: "I don't like comedic men."...
During the two days of "dating with Yingxing" and "fighting with Igor", Heyuan managed to steal a moment to meet the two people she had arranged to meet.
The first one is reporter Happy.
They arranged to meet at a building rented by Interstellar Peace Company.
Upon seeing reporter Happy for the first time, He Yuan couldn't help but frown.
There's no other reason than that this reporter's attire... was simply too trendy, reminiscent of the "Ghost Fire Kid" style that was popular in Xianzhou decades ago.
Her unruly short hair was messy and fluffy, her emerald eyes looked restless, and she had seven or eight piercings in her ears, all adorned with small silver hoop earrings.
Crane Kite also discovered that when Happy opens his mouth to speak, the tongue stud on his tongue is visible.
Before the event began, he couldn't help but ask, "Does your Interstellar Peace Company have any dress code requirements for reporters?"
Happy replied with a serious expression, "No."
His eyes were fixed straight ahead; the entire room, filled with invisible masks, was under his gaze.
He Yuan felt that there were too many eyes on her, and after looking around, she didn't see anything.
After scanning the area with Yuzhao, no hidden cameras were found.
strangeness.
He looked at the reporter with suspicion.
Happy sat upright in his chair, ignoring his behavior.
He Yuan thought to herself: The people in the company seem like cotton and smelly stones at the same time.
But since he had already agreed to it and was going to spar with Igor that afternoon, he didn't inquire any further.
There's always a save/load option; we'll deal with whatever happens next.
He Yuan sat down, lost in thought.
Happy: "Mr. Crane Kite, may we begin?"
He Yuan nodded, "Okay."
As the camera was turned on, the invisible masks began to laugh uncontrollably, but this did not disturb the person in the middle at all.
After a few perfunctory questions, Happy suddenly asked sharply, "Mr. Heyuan, what is your response to the comments questioning your appointment as an examiner for the revival competition?"
This is a question that is not mentioned in the interview transcript.
In fact, the number of such comments is pitifully small.
Crane Kite had completed all the world quests in Luofu long ago, and had a high reputation in each area.
Regarding his appointment as an examiner for the revival competition, some were indifferent, while others were happy to see it happen.
question……?
He Yuan asked, "Which statements were they?"
Happy said sourly, "They think you got this position through a deal with Yunqi Xiaowei Jingyuan."
Crane Kite: "..."
He Yuan was speechless: "So what's the content of the transaction? Jing Yuan shouldn't lack anything, right? You have to ask me such unfounded questions. I seriously doubt your professionalism, Mr. Happy."
Happy chuckled. "It's just a rumor about glamorous women, it doesn't count."
"So, what's your response regarding the relationship?"
Happy pulled up the scene from the opening ceremony where He Yuan kissed Ying Xing.
The veins on his fingers, encased in leather gloves, were bulging, and he almost broke the screen.
He Yuan replied matter-of-factly, "This is the person I intend to spend my life with."
"I love him very much."
The atmosphere became strange from that moment on.
Happy asked in a tone that was both sarcastic and bitter: "Love? Does Mr. Crane know much about love?"
They're quite adept at manipulating people's hearts.
Thinking about his experience made him so angry he wanted to grind his teeth.
He Yuan raised her eyelids slightly. "Instead of continuing with the martial arts ceremony, Mr. Happy wants to discuss love with me?"
Happy forced a smile. "Since Contestant He Yuan hasn't taken the stage yet, there's nothing to talk about."
He Yuan agreed: "That's true."
With that, he stood up. "Well then, Mr. Happy, let's do it another day."
“No, no, we have no other time,” he said, touching the longsword at his waist. “If your company still wants to interview me, please send a more professional reporter.”
"Furthermore, if I see any bad news on the StarNet, the Imperial Bow's Light Arrow will point it at the company—"
"I just don't know if your Amber King will protect you, hmm?"
After watching the young man leave in a majestic manner, Happy burst into laughter along with the other masked men.
"Ah Yuan—you still love to make a big show of things—"
"Unfortunately, Lan has already been held back by the pharmacist."
"Your time from now on—is mine—"
With a wave of his hand, he transformed himself into another form and went to catch up with the crane and the kite.
"Mr. Crane Kite!"
A clear and refined voice came from behind.
He Yuan turned around and saw a reporter in a black suit, the standard attire for office workers, running towards her breathlessly.
She ran up to him and bowed deeply. "I'm sorry, Mr. Heyuan, the interview just now caused you a lot of trouble. Please wait a moment while I finish the rest of the interview for you."
Indeed, the interview is only half complete at the moment, and if it ends so hastily, he will only receive half of his earnings.
It's heartbreaking, and it's not worth it at all.
He Yuan feigned interest but distrust, saying, "I can't be sure about your professional competence."
Happy's interview transcript was very serious. Who knew he would ask such questions and talk about "love" with him?
That's hilarious.
He Yuan didn't think he was so charming that any random NPC would be crazy about him. If that were the case, the game experience would be greatly diminished, and the world that he had worked so hard to create would seem fake.
Furthermore, in order to ensure realism, the holographic world will contain certain individuals who dislike the players.
However, these people can only be active in some obscure forums.
He Yuan had clicked on it once or twice, then exited like an old man using his phone on the subway.
He didn't know if these were his haters or his twisted fans.
In short, it's hard to give a proper evaluation.
He always felt that Happy was very similar to those people's mental state.
"This is my interview transcript, the interview time, my press card, and past drafts..."
The man in front of her produced a series of certificates and even sent several website addresses to He Yuan's jade tablet remotely.
He Yuan randomly browsed through a few, and thought the one in front of her looked pretty reliable.
but--
"But you have to give me some compensation, right?"
He Yuan thought he could ask for some compensation for emotional distress.
After all, Happy's mental state was really quite frightening; he felt a chill run down his spine as soon as he entered that room.
The handsome man, named Yu Huan, immediately nodded and said, "We will provide you with 50,000 credits as compensation, as well as the right to use the Apsseron vacation villa for one month."
We sincerely wish you and your lover a long and happy life together.
In He Yuan's blind spot, Yu Huan's lips curled into a strange smile.
Forever and ever...hehe.
That's not what Aha saw.
Ah Yuan, you will soon understand who the best person to accompany you for life is.
After hearing the request, He Yuan's furrowed brows relaxed, and she made a reluctant expression.
"Oh well."
Yu Huan immediately beamed and bowed obsequiously as he led He Yuan to another, more luxurious interview room.
Compared to Happy, Yu Huan's rank was clearly higher, and the interview room even had dedicated lighting and photography equipment, making it more like a live broadcast.
Yu Huan skillfully turned on the equipment and sat down with He Yuan.
"Mr. Heyuan, may we begin?"
Crane Kite was stunned.
This is clearly the exact same opening line as Happy!
"Is this how your company's reporters always ask questions?" he asked, staring intently at Yu Huan.
Yu Huan smiled calmly, "We have all undergone specialized training. To ensure the smooth running of the interview, we used the same opening and closing statements."
It also makes editing easier.
He Yuan was puzzled, but still nodded and said, "We can begin."
After completing the interview by answering the questions in the interview transcript, Yu Huan suddenly asked, "Mr. He Yuan, in the official live broadcast of the Earth Balance Division, we all saw that you praised Mr. Igor highly."
"What was it about him that impressed you?"
This question wasn't in the interview transcript, but it's not as extreme as Happy just raised.
He Yuan replied, "Because of his indomitable spirit and the courage to always throw the next punch, I also hope that everyone will pay more attention to the story of his hometown."
"I think this should serve as a wake-up call for many planets."
"About the Extinction Legion?" Yu Huan asked with some ill intent.
He Yuan nodded, "Yes."
Yu Huan, as if she had found a kindred spirit, asked with slight excitement, "You don't agree with Nanook's ideas, do you?"
He Yuan felt something was wrong, but then she thought about it again. Everyone in the Interstellar Peace Company believed in the [Preservation] Star God Kripal, and everything this Star God was doing was to preserve the universe in the game.
It's perfectly reasonable if you don't like the [Destruction] Star God Nanuk.
"I also hate many creatures. But everything has a reason for existing, and we shouldn't destroy them indiscriminately and recklessly."
Yu Huan smiled and recorded this segment separately.
Hmph, Nanuk, Ayumi doesn't agree with your ideas.
What are you going to do?
Yu Huan seemed to have found an interesting topic, "So, what are your thoughts on the [Abundant] Star God Pharmacist?"
Seemingly realizing that the question was a bit of a leap, He quickly added, "You just said that everything has a reason for existing, so I'm curious about your thoughts on the [Abundance] Star God Pharmacist and His Abundance People?"
Crane Kite first refuted Him, "The people of abundance are not under the command of the Medicine Master."
A pharmacist? He's not called the God of Plague and Calamity?!
Yu Huan gritted her teeth almost imperceptibly.
"I don't agree with the pharmacist's approach of healing everything without regard for the lives of others, but I acknowledge some of His attributes, such as healing. Even someone as powerful as the Immortal Shipman needs treatment after suffering serious injuries."
"The act of healing was not wrong, but His method was problematic."
"As for the people of Fengrao, I have nothing to say. Just wait for me to cut off their heads and die forever."
Yu Huan decided to keep only the first sentence.
"I'm a little curious about your opinion on [Hunter] Star God Storm."
Crane Kite blurted out, "Of course, it's the Emperor Bow that flashed seven wheelchairs at the speed of light."
After saying that, he covered his mouth and immediately said, "Cut this part out."
Yu Huan nodded outwardly, but inwardly she was overjoyed, already thinking about how to play it for Lan.
“I think you have a bit of a [joyful] destiny.”
He Yuan shook her head violently, "I don't like funny guys."
Yu Huan: "???"
He asked, looking somewhat incredulous, "Isn't it good to always be happy?"
Crane looked at Him strangely: "Don't you believe in [preservation]? And if you're always happy, there's no difference between being happy and not being happy at all."
Happiness is happy because it is contrasted with sadness.
Just as darkness is to light.
“Look, even those who walk the path of [joy], are there not mourners?”
Yu Huan: "..."
He opened his mouth, wanting to ask the other star gods.
He Yuan checked the time and stood up.
"It's time, I'm going to have dinner with my boyfriend."
He turned away without a second thought, as if the people behind him were insignificant.
That is indeed the case.
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Author's note: Aha, KO!
Thank you all for waiting. This chapter is for red envelopes for the wives!
I've been having menstrual discomfort these past few days, so I'll try to update twice a week qwq
Once I'm fully recovered... I'll definitely write more.