Qingque is in charge of clucking, and I'm in charge of slaughtering everyone!

Sigh, there's nothing we can do about it.

After all, Qingque said that if I didn't take her to play cards, she wouldn't let me show off anymore.

It really is.

That's outrageous!

September 8th.

While surfing the internet—no, while searching for inspiration—I stumbled upon a video that taught people how to cultivate a tranquil and detached mind!

I immediately opened it and started learning.

Once I master this trick, I will be able to regain control and no longer be controlled by Se Se!

That way, Qingque won't be able to control me.

At that time, they will have to show off their family's imperial status.

September 9th.

Sigh.

Damn it, these days even science videos are scams?!

Pure and desireless? Pure and desireless my foot!

It just won't stop!

After an afternoon of internal struggle, I finally decided to abstain from sex!

It's absolutely not because I have kidney deficiency that I did that! Absolutely not!

September 13th.

Qingque dragged me to find Miss Bailu, which scared me so much that my legs almost went weak.

Could it be... that she's pregnant?

Don't do this to me!

They've never even met the parents.

I'm not mentally prepared to be a father yet!

It turned out that Qingque mistakenly thought she had kidney deficiency because of her abstinence for the past few days!

Then she dragged me to Bailu specifically to get medicine for me.

Damn it, no matter how many times I ask her what she wants to do at home, she just won't tell me!

How could I possibly say that!

It hurts, it hurts so much!

Kidney deficiency... How could Bai Lu, a three-hundred-year-old child, possibly understand these things!

But Qingque didn't trust other doctors, so she trusted Bailu.

Bai Lu's single-person push is definitely...

She even went so far as to open the door to a new world for Bailu...

That's really... a good sister.

Finally, Qingque and I returned home carrying two large boxes of Luofu version Liuwei Dihuang Pills.

Because I was worried, I even bought two more boxes of the medication.

However, this medicine is not the same as that medicine. Luofu's pharmaceutical industry is much more developed than I imagined. Even such a potent drug will not cause any harm to the human body. It even has the effect of tonifying the kidneys, which is quite considerate.

No, no, is that really the important thing?!

September 14th.

In the morning, I felt shivering.

At noon, I felt shivering.

It was chilly at night.

In the early morning, I felt shivering.

Hmph, let you doubt my kidneys!

September 15th.

Qingque was noticeably more well-behaved today, no longer as noisy as she had been a few days ago.

I was so touched to see that she could finally study properly!

Guiding your partner onto the right path—that's probably the meaning of a partner's existence!

September 16th.

These past few days, I've been experiencing urinary stream splitting in the mornings, and I can't run more than a few steps during my morning run. I can even feel prostate cramping when practicing knife techniques.

Damn it!!!

It must be because I've been feeling a bit feverish these past few days.

I can't take Qingque to eat hot pot anymore, it's too scary.

After realizing I had internal heat, I took Qingque to Dan Ding Si and bought a lot of herbal tea and medicine.

I believe I will recover after drinking it!

September 20th.

Last night I went to the bathroom a total of eight times, waking Qingque up many times. I feel so guilty.

And it wouldn't get erect halfway through.

Damn it!

This forced me to accept the fact that I really did have kidney deficiency.

But I still felt somewhat resentful.

Even a grandmother who's a wanderer on her life's journey can suffer from kidney deficiency?!

I found it hard to accept, but after taking two bottles—no, two pills of Liuwei Dihuang Wan Promax—I eventually accepted it.

September 21st.

Shivering!

Needless to say, we have avenged ourselves.

September 22nd.

After such a long period of practice, I realized that my vacation with Qingque was coming to an end and I had to return to that infamous school!

Oh no, it's that almanac.

I estimate that I'll be overwhelmed by the sheer volume of affairs at the Fu Tai Bu Si office, my Daoist heart disturbed by worldly matters, and I'll never recover...

So, I need to get serious.

September 23rd.

Practice knife skills.

September 24th.

Practice knife skills.

September 25th.

I've completely triggered my personal passive ability; I won't play unless it's a critical moment...

September 26th.

I went to Shence Mansion for a stroll today and accidentally shattered General Yan's Dao heart.

This makes me feel very guilty...

However, my sinful vacation is finally coming to an end.

September 30th.

Using his divine eye, Fu Taibu forcibly pulled Qingque and me, who were trembling with fear, back to the Taibu Temple.

Damn it! Seriously?! Can't you give me some face?!