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Chapter 1
Looking at the racing car in front of him that looked like the one in Cars with a conflicted look on its face, Jiang Qi was about to say something when the racing car spoke.
"Mr. Wizard, you are right. As a qualified toy spirit, you should not be picky about the gender or even age of your future master. Just as the masters love the toys, the toys should also love every master."
Wang Erya and Lili's eyes were already shining.
Wang Erya is barely old enough to be considered a young master (she is not yet an adult and is small in stature), and although Lili is not a human, she is definitely a child.
Jiang Qi:!
He thinks he can do it too. If Buzz Lightyear can't be used, he can be the Autobot!
"But." The racing car flashed its lights shyly, "I still want a lively male master between 6 and 12 years old."
Everyone: ...
Very good, I accept your criticism, but I just won’t change.
Jiang Qi forced a smile and consoled her: "The choice between toys and masters is a two-way one. I will try my best to help you find a little master who likes you and will take good care of you according to your requirements."
"Thank you, Mr. New Wizard." The racing car turned around happily.
"Just call me Mr. Boss."
"Okay, Mr. Boss."
"Racing, don't worry, Mr. Boss is a very responsible wizard, much more serious and responsible than Mr. Kaka. He helped me find the owner I like." Bunny, who had been silent all the time, suddenly spoke.
Wang Xinghua raised her head proudly.
"Aromatherapy bunny?" Racing Car seemed to recognize Bunny. It could be seen that Bunny was indeed a super stubborn person in the recycling bag and was also quite famous among the toy spirits.
"My name is Tutu now. It's a name given to me by the owner of Xinghua herself." Tutu proudly turned over with her belly facing up, unzipped her zipper, and showed the two carrot-shaped lipsticks in her belly to Racing Car. "Look, this is the lipstick of the owner of Xinghua. She bought it specially for me and put it in my belly!"
"I will also buy Tutu her favorite bag so that she can hang on her favorite bag!" said Wang Xinghua.
Racing car was very envious: "That's great, I hope my next little master can like me like this too."
Everyone: ...
We can all like you so much!
We are all richer than Wang Xinghua! (Except Lili)
Tutu asked slowly, "Does your racing car have any special features or abilities?"
"Of course, I can transform!" the racing car said happily, "The venue here is too small, Mr. Wizard, can you take me to a wider place to show my skills?"
A wider place?
"There aren't any private, wide places around here. The widest place is probably the roadside."
"That's great, the roadside is best."
Since the racing car said so, Jiang Qi took it to the side of the road and everyone followed.
Because Wang Erya had to go upstairs to watch the entire process of the fourth toy spirit being extracted at the door of the utility room, no one was watching the store. Orange, who was temporarily called over to watch the store, was a little confused when he saw a group of people suddenly coming downstairs in a mighty manner.
wucuoxs
Yes, the racing car was pulled out in the utility room, because there was no room for it in the other rooms. It was normal for it to feel that there was not enough space, after all, the utility room was so small that only Lili and Jiang Qi could stand, and the crowd of onlookers stood in three layers inside and outside the door to watch.
"Are you going out? But Teacher John and Uncle Huang, aren't you working on a class?" Orange glanced at the schedule to make sure he was not mistaken.
"Go out and buy something." Jiang Qi said vaguely.
orange:?
So many people go out shopping together?
Could it be that Jiang Qi bought more than 90 boxed books in one go and went to pick them up together?
Jiang Qi brought the racing car to a street where there was no one and no shops, and put it on the ground as the racing car said.
The racing car didn't say anything, it just circled around Jiang Qi's right foot and then began to transform into an Autobot.
The Autobots really were transforming. The entire yellow racing car seemed to be reorganized in just a few tens of seconds, and turned into a... roller skate at a speed visible to the naked eye?
Roller skates???
Everyone was stunned.
The final result of such a cool transformation is roller skates?!
Where are the Autobots transforming? Where are the Transformers? Where is the Bumblebee?
"Mr. Boss, please take off your shoes and lift your right foot and put it on me." The racing car that turned into roller skates said happily, and with a click, it unfastened the shoe buckle that was originally fastened on the surface.
Jiang Qi hesitated for a moment, took off his right shoe, lifted his right foot and put it on. The shoe buckle clicked shut and looked quite firm.
"It seems like I can't skate with only one skate..." Jiang Qi hadn't finished his words when the cheerful sound of the racing car interrupted him.
"Mr. Boss, are you ready? We are about to start a joyful gliding journey!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Qi was ejected with a whoosh.
He really bounced out, just like the ones in the anime, and the speed was so fast that the people who stayed there could only see a residual image of Jiang Qi and hear his scream.
“Help! Aaaaaaahhhh!”
Everyone: ...
Old John and Huang Fugui both shook their heads in fear and looked at each other in tacit understanding. Huang Fugui finally sighed, "No wonder the racing car wants a lively boy between 6 and 12 years old to be his little master."
"This kind of play is really too much for old people like us, or those who are not so lively, or not strong enough."
Wang Xinghua also felt that it wouldn't work. It's not like she can't float, and these high-speed skates are far less attractive to her than top-notch luxury toys like rabbits.
Wang Erya and Lili also felt that it was not a good idea. It was too early for them to have this level of entertainment.
"All racing car-type toy spirits are like this," said the well-informed Bunny. "Their features are basically speed and transformation. They are very safe and exciting, but it's rare to see one as fast as a racing car."
"Of course, most of them are impulsive and do things without thinking about the consequences. They can get into trouble just like the little masters they like."
So what does Jiang Qi feel at this moment as he is experiencing the racing-like feeling?
He said he might be a little dizzy from the skates, felt a little nauseous, and of course, wanted to shout for help.
He doesn't want to be in the social news!
Help!!!
The feeling of speeding did not last long. After about half a minute, the car gradually slowed down and finally stopped.
Jiang Qi said that the previous time when he took advantage of Fang Jing's company's team-building project to ride the roller coaster for free, it was not as exciting as it is now.
"Mr. Boss, what do you think? Am I going very fast? Is it exciting? Am I having fun?" The racing car asked loudly and happily. After Jiang Qi was able to keep his balance, he loosened his shoe buckle, indicating that Jiang Qi could walk normally.
"I am a limited edition skate racing car launched by a well-known toy manufacturer whose name I can't remember. I can transform into skates at any time. Although there is only one, it can definitely ensure the balance and safety of the future little owner, avoiding any obstacles at any time, and let him experience the best racing-like skating experience."
"My speed can reach a maximum of 220 km/h, but since I'm an electric toy, I can only glide for 10 seconds if I reach the top speed, so I just let you experience a speed of 160 km/h. Do you like it?"
Jiang Qi: ...
It was a good slide. Don’t slide again next time.
"I think if I really help you find your future little master in the future, it's better not to slide so fast." Jiang Qi said tactfully.
"Of course, for the safety of my little master, I will definitely not go that fast." As he spoke, the car transformed back to its original form, with the lights flickering faintly. "In fact, this is my first time to slide with a real person on board."
Jiang Qi: ???
"Although I don't remember the time I spent with my previous two masters, I am sure that this is my first time to slide with a person on board. I am a principled toy spirit and will never let my master find out that I am different and scare him."
"Although this may not allow the little master to truly appreciate my usefulness, I will be very happy to accompany the little master to play and grow up, whether in the form of an ordinary toy car or an ordinary skate."
Jiang Qi: ...Although he was very touched, he was actually feeling a little dizzy and wanted to vomit.
The car's manned sliding technology is indeed not very good.
"It would be great if I had another racing toy spirit like mine. Two skates would allow me to slide faster. It feels so good to slide with a person on board. Mr. Boss, can you let me carry you for a distance every day until you help me find a new owner?" The racing car still felt a little unsatisfied.
"Let's go back first." Jiang Qi said that his socks were a little thin, and it was really cold when he stepped on the cold tile floor in December.
"Okay, Mr. Boss, I just need you to pick me up. I have no power and can't move."
Jiang Qi stood on the ground with one foot wearing a shoe and the other bare. He roughly calculated how far the car had just slid and found that he would have to walk more than 1 km in this posture to get back.
Jiang Qi finally discovered that the spirit of a toy could also be a naughty child.
Jiang Qi picked up the racing car and walked back resignedly. His hair was messed up by the wind and one of his shoes was missing, as if he had just been robbed.
Just after he walked a few hundred meters, a car on the side of the road kept hailing him.
"Who is it? You are so bored, have you ever seen someone lose a shoe?"
The car window rolled down, and it was Yan Huaiyou who looked confused: "Jiang Qi, what's wrong with you? Were you robbed?"
"That's about right." Jiang Qi got into the car very consciously. "Give me a ride. I'm going back to the store."
"Where are your shoes?"
Jiang Qi thought for a moment and said, "It could be on the street, or it could be in the store."
Yan Huaiyou: ???
I don’t know what he suddenly thought of, but Yan Huaiyou’s expression gradually eased and turned into a comforting one: “Don’t take the articles, videos, marketing accounts, and those things that have been stirring up trouble these days to heart. The Zhens only have those tricks, and they won’t amount to anything.”
"If you're really in a bad mood, eating, watching a movie, or going to a bar to get drunk are all ways to vent. There's no need to run naked in the middle of winter."
Jiang Qi: ???
"I'm not running naked! Which eye of yours saw me running naked?!"
"I mean don't be impulsive in this regard. When I was in college, there was someone like this in our school. At first, he just wore less and less when running outside, but then he wore less and less as he ran. Recently, it has developed into... that. It is said that he is under too much pressure and can't find inspiration or something. Am I not worried about you?"
"I have absolutely no interest in this area, you can rest assured."
"Then why are you missing a shoe?"
"I was just robbed." Jiang Qi started to throw away the jar.
Yan Huaiyou: …
Yan Huaiyou began to change the subject: "Let me tell you some good news. You probably don't know it yet."
"Did you know that there was a fire in Zhen's backyard?"
"So fast?" Jiang Qi was surprised and thought that Wu Meng and the others were very efficient.
Yan Huaiyou didn't notice Jiang Qi's choice of words, and continued, "I heard that several stores that were about to close down joined forces to tear him down, saying that he was cheating people out of money, spreading rumors and marketing, etc. Now all the major script-killing stores' appointment groups are talking about this, and screenshots of chat records are flying everywhere, saying all kinds of things, and some people even said they would sue him."
"I don't know what happened. I heard that he was unlucky today. His phone was broken and he was hit by an electric bike. I also saw someone take a screenshot of his WeChat Moments. It seems that the glass of his window was smashed this morning."
"It made a bunch of people guess that he had done too many bad things recently and committed too many sins, and now he is being punished. Anyway, it's quite fun. You can see a lot of it if you just look at the group."
Jiang Qi, the instigator, pretended to know nothing: "Is that so? Maybe it's retribution for doing too many immoral things. Boss Zhen should come to my store and buy a five-colored rope to ward off evil spirits."