[Fourth Wall Break/Fourth Catastrophe + No CP Ensemble Cast] On the gaming forums, a group of veteran netizens, eagerly rubbing their fists, angrily denounced "Records of the Ten Continents,...
Chapter 17: Nine out of Ten Leaders Are Blind
"Three teams, three teams, three teams! Whichever team's T has recovered its mana will have 1 point deducted from the team! Damn, how come there is only one left!"
"Those who know thunder magic! Those who know thunder magic, use your skills slowly! Don't waste mana! Don't pick enemies! If you run out of mana, run out and recover!"
"Don't stop lighting the ignition! Take turns lighting the ignition! It's too dark and we can't see without lighting the ignition!"
"Those of you who are too low in level, don't come near me and take the debuff! Go tie up the torches!"
"Who the hell is that! That Ziran! The Ziran from team three! Can you do this? Why are you still making trouble? Use more force! Use more force!!"
In the group chat, the team leader Wang Ergou was shouting at the top of his lungs, and more than a dozen players were frantically throwing skills around the BOSS. But because everyone was communicating in the team channel, there was silence all around, with only the sounds of footsteps and weapons breaking through the air, which looked very strange.
Many people speculated that it might be because the players’ levels were too low and they did not have any strong skills, which resulted in the BOSS’s hatred being unstable and often shifting its targets for unknown reasons. Therefore, the more clever players with short legs would run away after a few hits to “clear their hatred”. For a while, the number of dead players was surprisingly only two or three.
but……
"Captain, his two characters are 'Jie Ran', not 'Zi Ran'..."
Someone typed in the team channel.
"Nine out of ten group leaders are blind, and the other one can read the radicals. That's normal."
“It’s so funny, the aloof and cold art ID style suddenly changed to lamb kebab style, hahahaha…”
"Wait, aren't tanks all tanks? Whose good tank has to run fast? Why is this game so fat?!"
Wang Ergou, who was nervously directing the team, didn't look at the extremely silly team chat channel, and was still shouting passionately: "Come here quickly if you are resurrected! Lao Han, I see your avatar is lit up, come quickly! We don't have enough tanks! Ziran can't hold on any longer!"
"And the Emperor! Run faster! Even though you are low level and don't have much attack power, at least you can still be a cannon fodder and take some damage!"
Among the dozen or so players, there are only a few who have drawn the [Godspeed] skill. There are only three people online who have come to join the group for fun, including Han Tiaotiao. If you count the [Wind Control] skill that can barely escape the BOSS, there are only five players who can kite the BOSS. The damage of the BOSS is ridiculously high, and the players also have a debuff that causes continuous blood loss. If they are tickled three or four times, their health bars will be reduced to the bottom.
Among these five players, except for Zhao Qing (Zhu Du Mengjin) who had run out of mana and was meditating to recover, Han Tiaotiao who had just resurrected, and the two players with the [Godspeed] skill who had died, the entire group was left with only Ji Ran and another player whose level was too low and who had to serve as a backup, struggling to hold on.
"Master Ziran, work hard! Strive to be the fastest man in the server!"
Some players who wanted to watch the fun shouted out directly, but they didn't expect that the BOSS that was chasing Jie Ran suddenly turned around and ran towards the shouting player.
"Fuck! This plot is wrong!"
Seeing this scene, many players immediately typed comments in the team channel to gloat over the misfortune.
"Let you talk dirty, hahaha!"
"Hurry, hurry, hurry! Get out of the way and let him deliver it!"
"No, I think I can still save her!"
Fortunately, Jieran had just refreshed the CD of his skill [Godspeed], so he suddenly ran a long distance and stabbed the BOSS several times with the low-quality iron sword he got from the sect camp.
The iron sword seemed to pierce the stone, and two muffled sounds were heard. The BOSS's health bar seemed to remain unchanged, but it finally turned its attention back to Jie Ran.
"Wow, thank you Mr. Ziran for saving my life! You are my real father!!"
"? Is it necessary?"
"You male players are so good at playing tricks!"
"Zimran: I don't have such a fool!"
"Wait, isn't it called 'Ji Ran'?"
There was a flurry of activity in the team chat channel. Wang Ergou glanced at it and then warned everyone in the team chat channel: "Don't talk in the game! To avoid causing vengeance! If you want to talk, just delete it in the team chat!"
Then he nervously stared at Jieran, who was left with only bloody skin after being scratched by the BOSS, and began to give bad advice: "Ziran, why don't you try climbing a tree! Your health is too low! If you die, we're done for!"
"Hiss... What a bad idea! Climbing a tree is a bit difficult, right?"
"Will climbing a tree help to clear my grudges?"
"Isn't that the point?! Shouldn't the point be that no decent person would climb a tree?!"
"Look at that! He really can do it!"
The players were all stunned to see that after listening to Wang Ergou's bad idea, Jie Ran turned around and jumped, and in a few steps he climbed up a tall tree, and narrowly saved his health bar that was about to hit the bottom.
However, the powerless and furious BOSS would not climb a tree, but would change its target. Seeing that it could not scratch Ji Ran, the BOSS's head suddenly turned 180 degrees, and rushed to the closest player with the [Godspeed] skill who was ready to take over the revenge amid everyone's screams of fear.
This was the only young player in the team, except for Jieran, who was left with only a thin layer of blood. He was originally a casual player, with very short online time every day. He did nothing but chop trees and pick up trash. His level was almost the lowest among the beta test players, and he didn't even have time to draw Qi into his body, so he was stunned the moment the BOSS rushed over.
Wang Ergou yelled in the group microphone: "What are you standing there for! Run away from the boss!"
However, the next second, the BOSS slapped the player away.
"It's all over!"
Wang Ergou was just planning to try to fight back by himself for a while when he discovered that Jieran, who had originally climbed the tree, had slipped down again, broke off a branch and threw it at the BOSS's head, successfully drawing back its hatred.
The next second, as the BOSS rushed over, Jieran dodged and went behind a tree, successfully making the BOSS crash into the tree. There was a loud bang, and the crown of the tree shook off a bunch of leaves, slowing down the BOSS's pursuit, causing Jieran to leap several meters away.
"Fuck, this is possible!"
The players in the team channel who saw Jieran's amazing operation were all amazed and went back to their previous rhythm of scraping the BOSS.
"You are such a f*cking talent, Ziran!"
Wang Ergou screamed in fear.
Han Tiaotiao didn't know the specific situation, but he could tell it was urgent. He typed as he hurried on: "Hold on for two more minutes! I'll be there soon!"
Zhao Qing also volunteered, "I have a little bit of blue back, so I can come over and take over."
Wang Ergou distracted himself and said, "No, no, save your mana for the burst. We have been fighting for more than ten minutes before the BOSS has been broken. It would be a big loss if you waste mana to escape the BOSS!"
Then he encouraged Jieran, who was currently facing a very weak BOSS, "Keep it up, Ziran! I'll treat you to a big meal offline later!"
When the players saw that the rhythm had returned to a balanced state, dirty talk started to pop up in the team channel.
"Starting the PY transaction, right?"
"How to PY!"
"Brother Gou, you just want to be controlled by others! Put down your sword!"
"To be honest, Boss Ziran's operation was really amazing, he timed it just right. My friend said that he was hit by several claws just now because his skill CD couldn't rotate!"
In addition to the dirty talk, there are also angry comments from players with obsessive compulsive disorder: "Do you know how to read? My name is 'Jie Ran'! 'Jie Ran'!!"