Li Huan travels through the myriad worlds, setting up a stall to sell lunch boxes.
Liu Bei: If I don't eat a lunch box for a day, I can't rest easy.
Sun Shangxiang: In this life...
Everyone stared at Li Huan.
He declared loudly, "My first condition! Within two years, you must kill ten thousand Mongol soldiers who have invaded the Central Plains!"
"Alright!" Li Mochou endured the itching and pain. "I agree!"
Huang Rong hurriedly said, "Li Mochou has been causing trouble in the martial arts world and harming innocent people. It's far too little to ask her to kill only 10,000 Mongol soldiers!"
"Hmph..." Li Mochou rolled her eyes, "Don't even mention ten thousand, even if it were twenty or thirty thousand, I could kill them all!"
Huang Rong laughed and said, "It's settled then, we must kill at least 30,000!"
Li Huan quickly reminded him, "Remember! It refers to the Mongol soldiers who invaded the Central Plains, not the civilians of Mongolia!"
Li Mochou frowned deeply: "This...this is a bit too difficult..."
Clearly, she wanted to indiscriminately kill Mongolian civilians in an attempt to inflate her numbers.
Li Huan said, "Kublai Khan's 200,000-strong army is about to attack Xiangyang. I will send my wife Huang Rong and my junior brother Guo Jing to lead heroes from all walks of life to defend Xiangyang and fight a protracted war against the Mongol army!"
"At that time, you will also go to Xiangyang City, fight on the front lines, and within two years you will surely be able to wipe out 30,000 Mongol soldiers!"
After listening, Li Mochou breathed a sigh of relief.
Li Huan instructed Guo Jing: "Junior brother, you are in charge of supervising Li Mochou. Have someone record the number of enemies she kills. It cannot be less than 30,000."
Guo Jing clasped his hands in obedience.
Li Huan continued, "The second condition! From today onwards, you are not allowed to harm the innocent or bully the weak. Otherwise, I will plant ten 'Life and Death Talismans' on you, so that you will face torment at all times!"
Li Mochou shivered a few times, and suddenly felt the itching and pain in her body intensify, and her internal organs also started to itch!
"I...I agree...Quickly state the third condition..."
Li Huan said, "The third condition is that you can no longer be enemies with Xiaolongnu and Yang Guo, and you must not ask them for the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra!"
Beads of sweat appeared on Li Mochou's forehead, and her whole body trembled.
"You've accepted me as your disciple and taught me the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra... so naturally I won't become your enemy..."
Li Huan said, "Two years later, you have passed the test. I will immediately use my internal energy to dispel the 'Life and Death Talisman' and teach you to cultivate the 'Jade Maiden Heart Sutra'!"
Li Mochou's voice trembled: "You...you can't lie to me..."
Li Huan laughed and said, "As the leader of the martial arts alliance, my word is my bond, and I will never go back on my word!"
Li Mochou could no longer hold on, so she crawled on her knees to Li Huan's feet and hugged his calves.
"Master! I'm itchy and in pain, I can't stand it anymore, please relieve my pain..."
Li Huan unzipped the fanny pack and looked down to examine it.
The green pill he received from the exchange was placed in his waist pouch.
Li Huan reached out and took out a pill: "This 'Relief Pill' will relieve pain and itching after you take it, ensuring you are free from the torment of the 'Life and Death Talisman' for a year! After a year, be sure to take the 'Relief Pill' again in time, otherwise the pain and itching will double!"
Li Mochou quickly took the green pill and swallowed it.
The crowd was buzzing with discussion.
"If the Life and Death Talisman is so powerful, and it were implanted into Kublai Khan's body, would he still dare to invade the Song Dynasty?"
"If Kublai Khan doesn't attack our Great Song, his brothers will! We must wipe them out!"
"Never underestimate the Mongol Tartars; they are fierce and unyielding, preferring death to surrender."
...
Soon, the itching and pain in Li Mochou's body lessened, and the poison from the "Ice Soul Silver Needle" was also neutralized.
She slowly rose and stood beside Li Huan, her eyes lowered, her former arrogance and murderous aura gone.
Li Huan, holding the "Lady's Sword," handed it to Xiaolongnu.
To everyone's surprise, Little Dragon Girl shook her head and said, "This sword is strange, and I don't like it either. Alliance Leader Li, you can keep it."
Seeing this, Li Huan turned around and threw the "Lady's Sword" at Li Fu.
"Fur, take the sword!"
Li Fu reached out and caught the "Lady's Sword," gripped the hilt tightly, and swiftly drew it.
"This sword is unique; I quite like it!"
Immediately afterwards, Li Huan handed the "Gentleman's Sword" to Huang Rong for safekeeping.
Little Dragon Girl said, "I never expected that Alliance Leader Li would be so proficient in the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra, use the Ambidextrous Technique, and simultaneously unleash the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra Swordplay! I wonder where Alliance Leader Li learned our sect's martial arts masterpieces?"
Li Huan casually made up a story: "Twenty years ago, I visited Zhongnan Mountain and happened to meet your grandmaster Lin Chaoying. I treated her to a few boxed lunches."
"Senior Lin praised the boxed lunch highly and invited me to stay at the ancient tomb for a while. When he learned that I loved martial arts, he taught me the techniques of the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra."
Twenty years ago, Xiaolongnu was only two years old and had no memory of anything.
Seeing that Li Huan's words were so detailed and convincing, Xiaolongnu believed them and had no doubts.
At the same time, a strange sense of closeness arose within me...
Yang Guo looked on with admiration and clasped his hands in a fist salute.
"It turns out that Uncle Li has long been proficient in the Ancient Tomb Sect's unique skills. His 'Dual Sword Combination' just now was extremely impressive, easily slicing through Li Mochou's whisk!"
Li Huan asked with a smile, "Guo'er, did you rack your brains to deal with Fuchen before?"
Yang Guo said, "I once asked the famous blacksmith Feng Mofeng to forge a large pair of scissors, intending to cut Li Mochou's whisk!"
"Unexpectedly, when I was following Zhou Botong, he ambushed me and stole the big scissors..."
Yang Guo turned his head and looked at Zhou Botong.
"You old rascal, where did you hide my big scissors?"
Zhou Botong was casting his fishing net, catching several trembling disciples in green robes, and having a great time.
"You old rascal! Where are my big scissors?" Yang Guo asked again.
As Zhou Botong pulled on the fishing net, he said, "Your big scissors weren't fun, so I threw them into the cliff!"
Yang Guo became agitated: "I specially commissioned blacksmith Feng Mofeng to craft a large pair of scissors, and you threw them into a cliff?! Tell me quickly, which cliff?"
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