Starting with a Broken Three-Wheeler, Traveling Through Worlds to Sell Lunch Boxes

Li Huan travels through the myriad worlds, setting up a stall to sell lunch boxes.

Liu Bei: If I don't eat a lunch box for a day, I can't rest easy.

Sun Shangxiang: In this life...

Chapter 462 What kind of rouge and powder did you put on?

Upon hearing "the spiciest chicken wings in the world," Emperor Kangxi and Princess Jianning immediately became interested!

"Chicken wings? The spiciest in the world?" Kangxi asked. "Are you a eunuch from the Imperial Kitchen? What's your name?"

Li Huan said, "That's right, I'm a new recruit just hired by Eunuch Hai, the deputy chief steward of the Imperial Kitchen. My name is Xiao Huanzi, and this is also a new recruit. My name is Xiao Chunzi!"

Emperor Kangxi suddenly realized: "No wonder you don't recognize me. It turns out you two are newcomers."

Li Huan deliberately asked, "Who the hell are you? What's your name?"

Kangxi casually replied, "I am a eunuch in the Imperial Study, and my name is Xiao Xuanzi."

Li Huan pointed at Princess Jianning: "Is this little Ningzi with the well-developed pectoral muscles also from the Imperial Study?"

"Developed pectoral muscles?" Kangxi asked, puzzled.

Li Huan said, "I just grabbed Xiao Ningzi's chest and was shocked to find that his pectoral muscles are big and thick!"

Instantly, Princess Jianning's face flushed red again.

Kangxi understood and suppressed a laugh: "That's right, she was also a eunuch in the Imperial Study."

Princess Jianning said, "Hey, you just said it's the spiciest chicken wing in the world, just how spicy is it?"

Li Huan said, "The chicken wings I make are so spicy they'll make your eyes water, your lips swell up, and you'll be sweating all over. You'll even have a painful trip to the toilet the next day!"

"Really?" Emperor Kangxi and Princess Jianning expressed their doubt.

Bang!

Li Huan punched Kangxi in the eye!

"Ouch..." Kangxi screamed, covering his eyes, "Xiao Huanzi, how dare you hit me!"

Li Huan said, "Xiao Ningzi just punched Xiao Chunzi twice. I'm going to get justice for Xiao Chunzi!"

Wei Xiaobao chuckled, "Thank you, thank you! I'll deliver the second punch myself!"

After saying this, Wei Xiaobao threw a punch at Kangxi, and the two began to fight.

Li Huan discovered that Wei Xiaobao really didn't know martial arts; he was using the fighting style of street thugs, grabbing Kangxi's shoulder and trying to throw him to the ground.

Unable to use his fist and foot skills in close combat, Kangxi had to resort to wrestling techniques, relying on brute force and skill to outmaneuver Wei Xiaobao.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Li Huan lunged at Princess Jianning and grabbed her collar, shouting, "Hand over the scriptures now!"

Princess Jianning cried out, "Brother, save me! Xiao Huanzi is bullying me!"

Emperor Kangxi was locked in a fierce battle with Wei Xiaobao, so he had no time to spare for Princess Jianning.

Li Huan chuckled and punched Princess Jianning in the chest!

"No matter how big your pectoral muscles are, they can't withstand my punches!"

Princess Jianning screamed, "It hurts! It hurts so much!"

He cried out in pain, but a strange emotion welled up in his eyes.

It seemed to possess a subtle, ambiguous allure, along with an almost irrepressible excitement.

Upon hearing that Princess Jianning had been beaten, Kangxi was distracted and Wei Xiaobao straddled him and grabbed his neck!

Bang!

Wei Xiaobao punched Kangxi on the forehead and then burst into wild laughter.

"Hahaha... I got my revenge!"

Enraged, Kangxi suddenly straightened up, threw Wei Xiaobao off, and kicked him in the abdomen.

"Ouch...ouch..." Wei Xiaobao cried out, clutching his stomach. "You fucking used dirty tricks! You actually kicked me in my groin!"

Kangxi seized the opportunity to subdue Wei Xiaobao: "You're a eunuch, so what if I kick your groin? There's nothing dishonorable about it!"

Wei Xiaobao tried to resist, but he was no match for Kangxi's strength and was firmly controlled by him.

Li Huan embraced Princess Jianning and pressed her against a pillar with his body.

Absolutely zero-distance contact!

Li Huan sniffed and asked with a smile, "Little eunuch, what kind of rouge and powder did you put on? It smells so good!"

Princess Jianning was so angry that her eyebrows shot up: "Brother, Xiao Huanzi is too presumptuous! Come and save me!"

Kangxi wanted to get up and attack Li Huan, but he was afraid that Wei Xiaobao would retaliate.

Li Huan said, "Xiao Xuanzi, if you release Xiao Chunzi, I will release Xiao Ningzi. Otherwise, I will strip Xiao Ningzi naked!"

Kangxi shouted, "If you dare to strip Xiao Ningzi of his clothes, I'll smash Xiao Chunzi's nose!"

Wei Xiaobao hurriedly shouted, "I make a living with this face! Please don't hit my nose!"

Li Huan pressed hard against Princess Jianning, pretending to try to pull open her collar.

"Brother! Xiao Huanzi is serious! Brother, please save me!"

*Sizzle!* Li Huan forcefully tore Princess Jianning's outer garment apart!

Seeing this, Kangxi was forced to release Wei Xiaobao, jumped up and attacked Li Huan, kicking him in the back!

In the nick of time, Li Huan dodged to the side, avoiding Kangxi's flying kick.

Princess Jianning quickly covered her collar and shouted, "Brother, grab Xiao Huanzi! I'm going to strip him naked! I'll whip him!"

Holy crap, Princess Jianning is starting to show her violent side.

In terms of martial arts, even a thousand Kangxis would not be a match for Li Huan.

But Li Huan is now playing a eunuch who doesn't know martial arts, so he has to deliberately restrain himself and only resort to street fighting to deal with Emperor Kangxi!

The young Emperor Kangxi had clearly learned boxing and wrestling skills, but his practical combat experience was too poor. When faced with the barbaric and unreasonable street fighting style, he immediately lost his composure.

Wei Xiaobao hurriedly got up, pointed at Kangxi and cursed, while cheering for Li Huan.

Li Huan thought to himself that if he defeated Kangxi, it would definitely make him feel frustrated, but if he lost to Kangxi, it might make him too proud.

Therefore, Li Huan had to grasp the rhythm, whet Kangxi's appetite, first ignite his fighting spirit, and then use reverse psychology to persuade Kangxi to allow the sale of boxed lunches in the palace.

Therefore, Li Huan used both brute force and skill, sometimes giving Kangxi the upper hand and sometimes putting him at a disadvantage, always making Kangxi feel satisfied and frustrated.

Witnessing Li Huan and Kangxi locked in a fierce battle, Wei Xiaobao was so engrossed that he forgot to snatch the "Forty-Two Chapters Sutra" from Princess Jianning's hands.

Thump!

Li Huan and Kangxi punched each other in the shoulder at the same time, and both of them took a few steps back.

"Stop! Stop!" Li Huan shouted!

Kangxi took a breath and asked, "Xiao Huanzi, have you admitted defeat and surrendered?"

Li Huan said, "I'm not playing anymore! I'm hungry!"

"Are you hungry?" Kangxi asked in surprise.

Li Huan said, "I haven't had dinner and I'm too hungry to have any strength. If you beat me, it would be an unfair victory!"

Wei Xiaobao was suddenly taken aback, wondering what Li Huan's intentions were.

Emperor Kangxi laughed and said, "You are a eunuch in the Imperial Kitchen, responsible for overseeing the palace's kitchens. How could you not have enough to eat?"

Princess Jianning quickly said, "Brother, Xiao Huanzi is clearly no match for you. He's just making excuses to hang up the 'no-fight' sign."

Li Huan said, "Nonsense! If I wanted to make an excuse, I could say my stomach hurts and I need to go to the outhouse to poop!"

"Hehehe..." Princess Jianning burst into laughter.

Li Huan said, "You two don't know this, but the food in the Imperial Kitchen is really bad. I can hardly swallow it."

"Hahaha..." Kangxi also burst into laughter, "You actually complain about the food in the Imperial Kitchen? It's ridiculous, absurd, hahaha..."