Li Huan travels through the myriad worlds, setting up a stall to sell lunch boxes.
Liu Bei: If I don't eat a lunch box for a day, I can't rest easy.
Sun Shangxiang: In this life...
Faced with the astonished Wu Song, Li Huan looked up at the sky and laughed.
"Hahaha...What's wrong with rebelling?!"
"Didn't the founding emperor Zhao Kuangyin launch the 'Chenqiao Mutiny,' rebel and seize the throne of the Later Zhou Dynasty to establish the Song Dynasty?"
"The current emperor, Zhao Ji, is obsessed with women, indulging in pleasures and neglecting state affairs. I want to rebel against him and save the people!"
Wu Song listened and nodded slightly.
Li Huan continued, "Brother Song is an upright man who hates evil, sympathizes with the poor, and despises corrupt officials! Wu Da is already dead, so Brother Song has no regrets. Why not join forces with me to rob the rich and help the poor, and act on behalf of Heaven?"
Wu Song's eyes flashed with excitement, yet also showed a hint of hesitation.
Li Huan said, "Brother Song is incredibly brave and has superb martial arts skills. He has no desire to do anything great in this life. He insists on returning to Yanggu County and letting that greedy and heartless magistrate sentence him to death, causing him to lose his life in vain!"
"Since that's the case, I won't waste any more words. Once you've earned enough 100,000 taels of silver for me, I'll immediately use my light-escape technique to send you back to the yamen in Yanggu County, watch you get your head chopped off, and personally collect your corpse!"
Having said that, if the revered tiger-slaying hero still refused, he would appear to lack ambition and be short-sighted.
Wu Song laughed and quickly clasped his hands in greeting, saying, "Brother Huan's words have enlightened me! I was confused before, focused solely on confessing my guilt, and almost made a grave mistake!"
"From this day forward, Wu Song is willing to follow Brother Huan, rob the rich to help the poor, uphold justice, and create a great cause together!"
"Great!" Li Huan raised his Sprite. "Cheers!"
Wu Song and Li Huan clinked Sprite cans together and drank them down in one gulp.
"Hiccup..." Wu Song let out a long hiccup, then burst into wild laughter.
Suddenly, the sound of horses' hooves came from behind.
Li Huan turned around and saw a young woman riding a white horse, galloping towards him.
Because the electric tricycle was too wide and blocked the road, the young woman pulled on the reins and stopped behind the vehicle.
Li Huan stared intently at it.
The woman was about eighteen years old, with skin as white as snow, a face like a lotus flower, and beautiful, jet-black hair.
With a straight nose, deep-set eyes, and a heroic air between her brows, she possesses a unique charm.
"What are you looking at!"
The young woman rebuked him sharply, her voice clear and slightly authoritative.
Li Huan chuckled and said, "Young lady, you are as beautiful as a flower. You don't wear a straw hat or a veil, so why can't I appreciate your beauty? I'm not blind, so why can't I admire your charm?"
The young woman frowned slightly as she sized up Li Huan.
"Where did you come from, you barbarian Tartar, all talk and no action! Get out of my way right now, lest you provoke my anger!"
Holy crap, she has quite a temper.
Li Huan said, "First of all, I am not a barbarian! Secondly, could you please be a little more polite and add a 'please' before 'get out of the way'?"
The young woman's almond-shaped eyes widened, and she raised her riding whip in a threatening gesture.
Instead of retreating, Li Huan stepped forward.
"Being rude is one thing, but trying to hit someone? Whose daughter are you from in Zhu Family Village? How dare you be so arrogant?"
Wu Song quickly advised, "Brother Huan, don't argue with the young lady, just make way."
Just as Li Huan was about to ask about the exact location of Zhu Family Village, he heard the young woman exclaim "Eh!"
She looked around: "What smells?"
Clearly, the aroma of the food from the food buckets in the carriage reached the young woman's nose.
Li Huan immediately reached out and lifted a food bucket, revealing bright red "spicy crayfish".
"It's my cooking, it smells amazing!"
"Excuse me, young lady, how do I get to the Zhu Family Village?"
The young woman looked down at the crayfish in the bucket, then became attracted by the peculiar design of the electric tricycle.
She quickly dismounted, approached the food bucket, and admired it intently, her stomach rumbling.
Li Huan said with a smile, "Young lady, your stomach is growling, you must be hungry, right?"
The young woman swallowed hard, pointed at the "spicy crayfish," and asked curiously, "What kind of dish is this?"
Li Huan said, "Tell me first how to get to Zhu Family Village."
The young woman said, "I'm on my way to Zhujiazhuang. Come with me."
Li Huan clasped his hands in a fist and said, "Please mount your horse, young lady, and I will make way for you."
"Wait a minute!" the young woman asked. "You haven't answered yet, what dish is this?"
Li Huan said, "I'm going to set up a stall selling boxed lunches in Zhujiazhuang. Once I'm inside the village, you'll naturally know the names of the dishes."
"Set up a stall?" The young woman was taken aback. "You want to go into Zhu Family Village to set up a food stall?"
Li Huan nodded: "That's right!"
The young woman immediately burst into laughter.
Li Huan asked, "Why are you laughing?"
The young woman said, "Don't you know the rules of Zhu Family Village?"
Wu Song asked, "What are the rules?"
The young woman said, "No one except locals is allowed to set up a stall or do business in the village!"
Li Huan was shocked. Holy crap, no way.
Wu Song said, "Then let's set up a stall outside the gate of Zhu Family Village and sell boxed lunches!"
The young woman said, "No outsiders are allowed to set up stalls outside the gate!"
"Damn it!" Li Huan cursed, "Isn't this going too far?"
The young woman said, "It's not about bullying people, but about protecting our business."
Li Huan understood; as the saying goes, "Don't let the good stuff go to outsiders."
The young woman looked down at the "spicy crayfish" again, took a deep breath of the aroma, and looked eager to taste it.
Li Huan's mind raced, and he came up with a plan.
He smiled and said, "It's fate that we met you on the road, young lady. Since you're from Zhu Family Village, could you do me a favor and take my brother and me into the village?"
The young woman shook her head: "I am not a farmer from Zhujiazhuang."
Li Huan hurriedly asked, "Where are you from, young lady?"
The young woman replied, "I come from Hujiazhuang."
"Hu Family Village?" Li Huan asked instinctively, "Do you know Hu Sanniang?"
The young woman looked up: "Hmph! You're blind! I am Hu Sanniang!"
Li Huan was shocked.
Damn it, I was so focused on setting up a stall in Zhujiazhuang that I didn't pay attention to identifying this woman.
She was actually the most beautiful woman in Liangshan Marsh, Hu Sanniang!
Of course, she can also be called the number one beauty of "Dulong Mountain".
Li Huan remained calm, deliberately smiled, and then shook his head: "Impossible!"
Hu Sanniang frowned: "You don't believe me?"
Li Huan said in a serious tone: "I have long heard that Hu Sanniang of Hu Family Village is incomparably beautiful and has a slender figure, comparable to a celestial being descended to earth, even surpassing Diao Chan!"
"Look at you again, you are so different from the legendary Hu Sanniang, you are not even comparable!"
Hu Sanniang's eyes flashed with anger, and she involuntarily raised her beautiful face and straightened her slender waist.
"Where am I not beautiful? Where am I not slender?"
Li Huan almost burst out laughing.
Hu Sanniang is not only shrewish and domineering, but also somewhat innocent and adorable.
Li Huan blinked, stared at Hu Sanniang's chest and slender waist, and shook his head again.
"In short, you are far inferior to the Hu Sanniang I have in mind!"
"Look at your waist, as thick as a bucket! I absolutely refuse to believe you're Hu Sanniang!!"
In an instant, Hu Sanniang's eyebrows shot up and her eyes flashed with anger.
She suddenly raised the leather whip and lashed it at Li Huan's head!