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Feng Jiuyan, a dual master of both Western and Traditional Chinese medicine in the 21st century, was "duang"-ed (a sound effect for a sudden impact) and forced to transmigrate to her previo...

Chapter 134: Emperor Jiwu's Madness

Eunuch Zhao and Ye Zhao were shocked and quickly knelt on the ground, kowtowed, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, please calm down, the dragon's health is the most important!"

"Calm down? Haha, how do you want me to calm down? See for yourself!"

After saying that, Emperor Ji Wu flicked his sleeves, and a light piece of letter paper floated in front of Ye Zhao.

"Waste, all of you are waste. I don't even have a single useful person under my command! Tell me, what's the point of keeping you! You can't even guard something! What's the use of you!" Emperor Ji Wu looked crazy, and his body couldn't stop shaking because of his anger.

Eunuch Zhao and Ye Zhao's brows twitched when they saw that the emperor looked like a madman.

Is their Majesty going crazy?

Ye Zhao knelt down tremblingly, picked up the letter paper on the ground, and unfolded it.

The letter was written by Zhang Yuanshan.

It said that the Jinyiwei had placed the confiscated property from the residences of Chen Shan and County Magistrate Zhu in a courtyard and guarded it strictly. However, they had diarrhea for no apparent reason all night. However, there were always more than a dozen Jinyiwei guarding the courtyard where the property was kept, and they never left. However, the property still disappeared...

There was another sentence in the letter, saying that this time, just like last time, everything disappeared, including the beams!

Ye Zhao's eyebrows twitched, this, this was exactly the same as the situation when the Imperial Palace, the East Palace, and the Prime Minister's Mansion were stolen!

It’s over, it’s over. This time the emperor will almost die of anger!

I'm afraid his head is not far from separation.

Why!

Ye Zhao quickly knelt on the ground, saying in a sad and angry voice, "Your Majesty, calm down. The dragon's health is more important!"

Eunuch Zhao's shrill voice sounded, "Your Majesty, calm down!"

The more Emperor Ji Wu thought about it, the angrier he became. He knew very well that the thieves this time were from the same gang as last time!

It's okay if it happens once, but there's always a second time!

He felt deeply that his imperial power was threatened.

Thinking of this, Emperor Ji Wu threw everything on the imperial desk to the ground. Tea cups and teapots were all thrown to the ground by him to vent his anger.

"Bang, bang, bang"

The porcelain shattered.

Eunuch Zhao, who was kneeling on the ground, glanced at the ground and seemed to be hesitant to speak.

Your Majesty, these are the last teacups and teapots!

Take it easy!

Emperor Ji Wu was so angry that he couldn't think too much.

Still not satisfied, he swept all the memorials on the desk to the ground.

"This is the second time! The second time! The property that I confiscated with great difficulty was about to be put into my private vault! Just a little bit, just a little bit, and overnight, it was stolen again by the same group of thieves, and not a hair is left! Tell me, how can I calm down my anger?"

"Is it possible that the thieves will try to steal my throne next time?"

Ye Zhao and Eunuch Zhao didn't dare to respond, for fear of bringing bad luck.

As Emperor Ji Wu spoke, he began to feel aggrieved again.

"Do you know what I eat for three meals a day? Steamed buns! Steamed buns! Steamed buns three times a day. When I'm hungry, I drink some water to fill my stomach. When my underwear is torn, I don't even have cloth to replace it! How can you expect me to calm down?"

"I want to reward the meritorious officials with gold, but I don't even have silver to reward them. You made a promise in front of the court officials, but then you broke it immediately. I have lost all my face!"

"The harem's food and clothing expenses have been cut again and again. The monthly wages for the eunuchs and maids are almost gone. Even I dare not get sick! I don't even have money to buy medicine!"

At this point, Emperor Ji Wu felt more and more wronged, and he choked up, "Wuwuwu, I can't live anymore. I am definitely the most miserable emperor in history, poorer than the beggars begging on the streets of Beijing, wuwuwu——"

Ye Zhao's face turned pale. Is this a royal secret that he can hear?

Can he still walk out of the imperial study upright today?

Ye Zhao quietly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with his sleeve.

Eunuch Zhao: “…”

You said it was too little. Just now, you became the emperor in history who drank tea without a teacup.

Emperor Ji Wu was so angry that his temples were throbbing with pain, and he could not stand steadily, and almost fainted. He covered his heart with his right hand, breathing heavily, and held on to the chair with his left hand, barely able to stabilize his body.

He took a deep breath and kept reminding himself in his heart.

No vomiting blood!

Can't faint!

Can't fall down!

Because... no money to buy medicine.

Emperor Ji Wu tried hard to calm himself, and with shaking hands, he picked up the brush and wrote on the rice paper with great vigor and vitality.

He folded the paper and put it in the envelope. Emperor Ji Wu glanced at Ye Zhao, his eyes were stern, his lips were trembling, and his voice was hoarse, "Pass on my secret order, when Zhang Yuanshan can deliver the property back to the palace, he will return to Beijing!"

Eunuch Zhao immediately stood up, took the letter from Emperor Ji Wu, and handed it to Ye Zhao.

Ye Zhao lowered his head, raised his hands high, took the secret letter, and kowtowed to Emperor Ji Wu, "Your humble servant receives the order! I will immediately send someone to rush eight hundred miles to bring your majesty's letter!"

Emperor Ji Wu rubbed his temple, looking exhausted, and waved his hand, "Go down, I'm tired."

Ye Zhao was as if he had been pardoned. He knelt down and kowtowed quickly, then immediately stood up and left the imperial study.

Never before have I been so eager to run out of the palace!

He was afraid that if he ran slower, his head would move.

After walking out of the palace gate, Ye Zhao turned his head to look at the tightly closed vermilion palace door, then he let out a long breath.

He didn't want to enter the palace for even a moment!

Imperial study.

Emperor Ji Wu squinted his eyes and pretended to sleep. He waved to Eunuch Zhao, "Come here and pour me a glass of water. I'm thirsty!"

The maids who were sweeping up the broken porcelain froze and looked at each other. They could not help but speed up their movements. As soon as they finished sweeping, they flashed out of the imperial study.

Eunuch Zhao wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and looked at the palace maid leaving with envy.

He wants to leave too!

It's so scary here!

It's scarier than hell!

Emperor Ji Wu opened his eyes impatiently and glanced coldly at Eunuch Zhao, "What, Zhao Gao, am I not worthy of drinking tea now?"

Eunuch Zhao said in a hoarse voice, "Your Majesty, the last teacup and teapot were smashed by you. They are gone..."

!!!

Emperor Ji Wu widened his eyes in disbelief.

Why didn't he stop him!!!

Ah! Which hand did it fall with? He was going to chop it off!

Eunuch Zhao felt a little sympathy for Emperor Ji Wu as he looked at his grief-stricken, sorrowful and hateful expression.

How miserable! The ruler of a country is even poorer than him!

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I remember there seemed to be another set of tea cups." Eunuch Zhao spoke timidly.

Emperor Ji Wu looked at him in surprise, "Quick, take it out! What are you waiting for? I want to drink some water!"

Eunuch Zhao walked out of the hall hesitantly, and after a while, he came back with a tray covered with a black cloth.

Emperor Ji Wu lifted the black cloth.

!!!

Two teacups with holes in them!

The paint on the teapot is also peeling!

Where did this ugly thing come from? As the ruler of a country, how can I use this thing?

Eunuch Zhao said awkwardly, "Your Majesty, this is the teacup you smashed in anger not long ago. I saw that it only had a few small cuts on it, so I kept it. Your Majesty, do you dislike it?"